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3/10
Is this movie over yet?
29 May 2008
This movie is absolutely terrible. It is not funny at all, in fact I don't think I laughed once through this entire movie. The plot line is as cliché as it gets. The jokes are predictable and stupid. It tries to get all dramatic and heartfelt later in the movie but fails miserably at doing so. Watching this movie is a waste of time and if I hadn't of been in the movie theater I would of turned the movie off after the first half an hour. The acting is over dramatic and exaggerated. Sitting through this movie is really hard because of the weak plot, the unfunny jokes, and the bad acting. So if you want a funny family movie, don't rent this.
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House of Payne (2006– )
1/10
House of PAIN
28 May 2008
This is one of the worst sitcoms I have ever seen in my whole life. I could not make it through one whole episode. It is not funny at all and has stupid predictable plots. I'm usually a huge fan of Tyler Perry's work but not this one. This show is painful to watch. I can not believe it is still running because of how bad it is. I haven't heard one person say they liked this show ever. Every other person I've talked to has agreed with me that the show is terrible. Take my advice and don't watch this show, it's really not worth it and won't give you any laughs whatsoever. I think Tyler Perry needs to just stick to his plays and movies and maybe come up with something new for a change.
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Repossessed (1990)
9/10
Repossessed or PMS?
28 May 2008
I am a huge fan of Leslie Nielson's movies and this is among my favorites of his. This movie is absolutely hilarious. It is typical Leslie Nielson humor for those of you who know his type of humor he uses in his movies. This movie makes fun of The Exorcist. It is about a woman who as a child was possessed by the devil and a priest named Father Mayi did the exorcism and then retired due to a heart condition. This woman becomes repossessed by the devil and begs a newcomer priest to help her. This movie has stupid humor but is nonetheless clever and funny. Leslie Nielson is very funny in this film and the rest of the supporting cast are also really good and funny as well.
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9/10
Hilarious
28 May 2008
This movie is hilarious. Abbot and Costello are so funny together in this film. This film is about two guys who work at a gas station and are with a very rich man when he dies and inherits his hotel. The driver who brings them and a few other people to the hotel ends up driving off leaving them stranded at this hotel. Knowing that somewhere in the hotel is this man's fortune a few men try to chase them out of the house by tricking them into thinking the hotel is haunted. This movie will keep you laughing hysterically. Anyone who has a sense of humor I'm pretty sure would love this movie. If you are a fan of Abbot and Costello then you will definitely love this movie.
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Short Circuit (1986)
8/10
Newton, we are wasting valueless time here!
28 May 2008
I absolutely love this movie. It is clever, unique, and very funny. I think this movie is way underrated. This movie is about a robot created by Newton Crosby who is struck by lightning and as a result becomes alive. The men who work for NOVA which is the company responsible for the robots are panicked and try to find him. The robot meets a lady named Stephanie and befriends her. My favorite character in the movie is Ben because he is so funny and has the best one liners. This movie is entertaining for both kids and adults. I used to watch this movie all the time when I was a kid and now that I'm 22 years old I still watch it a lot.
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2/10
A series of unfortunate hours I spent watching this movie
27 May 2008
This movie was absolutely terrible. My friend put it on at my birthday party telling me that it was a great movie. Well, it wasn't good at all. It was boring, stupid, and had no plot. It was a painful movie to watch. It only kept my full attention for like five minutes. The acting as well as the storyline were terrible. There was no humor, no action, nothing remotely exciting about this movie. The characters were dull and boring and had no depth to them whatsoever. After about an hour of the movie I started having a conversation with my friend who didn't like the movie as well. Do yourself a favor and don't watch this movie, you'll be sorry if you do.
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8/10
God is in the Rain
27 May 2008
This is one of the most powerful films I have ever seen. It makes you question right and wrong, laws, the government, people in power, morals, evil, violence, life and death, justice, and truth. This mystery guy known as V really touches on a lot of issues and some of the things he did that would normally seem wrong in a way almost conflicts and suddenly you understand why he does what he does and it teaches you not to think in black and white but rather to see the Grey in the middle, life is not that simple and he helps the girl he kidnaps understand that. I would recommend this film because it is very powerful and moving.
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7/10
This is the only movie to ever make me cry
27 May 2008
This is the most powerful film ever. I never cry over movies but I cried through this whole movie. The torture Jesus underwent was brought to life in this movie and was so real. It was a very painful movie to watch but it is a film that everyone should see at least once to see what Jesus went through so that they can understand his love and have an attitude of true gratitude. The only thing that disappointed me about this movie is I wish that the movie had showed more of Jesus's teachings and healing and more of after he rose from the dead instead of only focusing on the torture. I think it's important for people to know what Jesus did for them but I think it's also important to see his teachings and how he rose from the dead. This is, however, an excellent and powerful film that everyone should see at least once.
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Gothika (2003)
7/10
You can't trust someone who thinks you're crazy
27 May 2008
This is a great film. It was psychological and was also thrilling. Halle Berry did an excellent job in this movie. Halle played a brilliant psychiatrist in a mental institution. One day, however, she finds herself as a patient in that same mental institution. She goes through the frustrations of as a mental patient not being listened to and having no one believe anything she says. She tries again and again to prove the psychiatrists wrong but the more she tries the more they don't listen. This is a movie that is psychologically thrilling and will keep your attention from beginning to end. So if you like thrillers then I would definitely recommend this movie.
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Sister Act (1992)
9/10
Great movie with great music
27 May 2008
This is a great film. Whoopi Goldberg does a fantastic job in this movie. She plays a singer who witnesses a crime. The guy who committed the crime is trying to find her because she witnessed the crime so she goes into hiding in the convent and poses as a nun. While at the convent she becomes the new director of the choir. This movie is great, it has a lot of laughs as well as a lot of great music. This is a great movie for people of all ages. This is a film that both children and adults can appreciate and love. It also poses lessons, it showed how Deloris changed the convent and also how the convent changed her and what they learned from each other.
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Good Burger (1997)
8/10
When you mess with Good Burger...you go in the Grinder!
27 May 2008
I absolutely love this movie. It is very stupid but very funny. Ed is an employee at Good Burger who doesn't have a lot of common sense which makes him very lovable and extremely funny. Dexter is the costar with Ed who is a somewhat spoiled high school student who learns the ethics of hard work and in good friendship. The storyline is pretty simple and a bit ridiculous but it adds to the humor. A new fast food joint has opened up across the street from Good Burger and become a huge competition for Good Burger but there is something not right with this new fast food restaurant though no one can quite put their finger on it. This movie is guaranteed to keep you laughing the whole way through.
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The Golden Girls (1985–1992)
8/10
Gotta love the Golden Girls
27 May 2008
I absolutely love the Golden Girls. It is such an underrated funny show. The four main characters are so funny and their personalities all put together make a great show. Blanch is the stuck up lady who is always insulting the other three girls saying that her looks are better than theirs and she goes through a lot of men. Dorothy has some of the best sarcastic comebacks and some of the best one liners. Dorothy probably is the most normal of the four girls. Sophia is Dorothy's mother and is also very sarcastic and makes some of the best jokes on the show. Rose is the dumb one who always comes up with some of the best stupid remarks ever. I recommend this show to everyone cause it has a lot of good laughs. Lifetime runs lots of repeats of the show.
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Touched by an Angel (1994–2003)
10/10
My all time favorite TV show on Television ever
27 May 2008
This was, in my opinion, the best show that was ever on television. It was a touching, heart warming show that always left you feeling good after watching it. For me, this show completely changed my life. Before watching this show I never thought much about God and Christianity but after only seeing one episode of Touched by an Angel I was not only in love with the show but also started thinking about God which resulted in me believing in God and having a relationship with God. I loved Monica, Tess, and Andrew but I have to admit I didn't much care for Gloria who joined in the late seasons. My favorite character, however, was Andrew who was the angel of death. I liked him the best because he was so caring, compassionate, and gentle that it took the fear right out of death. I will admit the show can be kind of corny at times but it has a great message and will never cease to warm your heart.
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Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
7/10
It started out funny but....
27 May 2008
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It started out funny but it is starting to get old. It seems like every episode is the same storyline as every other episode. Charlie tries to have sex with a woman or has sex with a woman then never calls her again. Alan either meets a really sophisticated woman or mopes around and complains about his life. Alan and Charlie's mom is always up to something no good and never has anything good about them and Charlie and Alan try to avoid her at all costs. The only two characters who make the show really funny with their funny jokes is Berta the maid and Alan's son Jake. I would recommend the earlier episodes of this show otherwise it gets old really fast.
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Seinfeld (1989–1998)
10/10
A brilliant show about...Nothing
27 May 2008
Seinfeld is my favorite sitcom that was ever on. I will admit when I first started watching it I didn't like it at all. After I had watched a handful of episodes, however, I loved it. Now, Seinfeld, never fails to make me laugh. When I've had a bad day I turn on Seinfeld and it never fails to make me smile. My favorite character is George because he is so funny and always has just about the worst luck ever. I do admit that Seinfeld is not for everyone, the humor is kind of dry but it is a very funny show. The characters on Seinfeld are lovable and quirky. It deals with every day issues some realistic and some ridiculous and exaggerated. It is definitely the best show about nothing that there is.
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Phone Booth (2002)
7/10
A ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?
25 May 2006
This movie scared the crap out of me, it had me at the edge of my seat the whole movie. It has one of the most unique story lines I have ever seen which makes it even better because once you see similar story lines over and over you long for something different and this definitely is. The acting is excellent and very realistic. The storyline is very strong and doesn't leave any empty spaces. It starts out a little slow but gets a lot better 20 to 30 minutes into the movie. It's about a business man who has been telling a lot of lies to everyone and now someone is out for revenge on him. This movie will keep your interest and keep you wondering what's going to happen next. I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes suspense movies.
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10/10
Push it out...shove it out....way out!
25 May 2006
Bill Cosby does it again with this hilarious video that will keep you laughing from beginning to end. He talks about drinking, going to the dentist, childbirth, marriage, raising children among other things. The funniest thing about it is everything he says is so true. I think anyone can appreciate this, it is good clean comedy. He will keep you laughing with his jokes, his tine of voice, facial expressions and body movement. I especially like when he talks about "Natural child birth", "Brain damage", and "The same thing happens every night". It may start out a little slow at first but keep watching it, you'll be glad you did. It will definitely keep you laughing!
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10/10
She was looking for a fairytale
23 May 2006
This is an excellent movie that is borderline between a comedy and a drama. Tyler Perry wrote an excellent storyline with a positive message and a lot of great humor. The movie is about a woman going through a divorce with her husband who treated her very badly and she is trying to deal with the anger and hurt that is inside of her. She stays with her grandmother, Madeya, while she is waiting to get divorced. With help from her friends, her family, God, and a new guy she's met she starts to be able to heal. This movie has a lot of good messages in it including not giving up on love and having faith in God even when things get hard. I really enjoyed it and I would definitely recommend it to anyone who wants a good laugh and a nice love story.
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Whose Line Is It Anyway? (1998–2007)
10/10
This show is hilarious
23 May 2006
Drew Carey hosts this hysterical show where four actors or actresses get up and do improv show where they make up scenes and songs off the top of their heads. This is the show to watch if you wanna laugh your head off. The regulars who are usually on the show are Wayne Brady, Ryan Styles, and Colin Mockarie (forgive me if I spelled that wrong). The fourth person on the show changes depending on the episode. Colin is my favorite, he comes up with some of the most witty lines and just says some of the funniest things. When him and Ryan are together in a scene it's a good bet that it's going to be really really funny. My favorite non regular is Greg Proops. My favorite game they play is scenes from a hat. Two episodes in particular I encourage everyone to see is the episode where Richard Simmons is a guest star and the episode where Robin Williams is a guest star. I think overall anyone with a sense of humor can appreciate this show.
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NCIS (2003– )
10/10
Best show on Television
23 May 2006
I absolutely love this show. It is the only T.V. show that I will never miss because I love it so much. I love all the characters and I love all of the humor used in the show. Abby is my favorite character, she's not your ordinary person you would expect to work for NCIS and I love that. Gibbs is a great character too, he seems very cold on the outside but you can tell that deep inside he really cares about everyone on his team very deeply. The first time I watched this show I was flipping through the channels and it looked interesting so I watched it and I have been hooked on it ever since and have never missed an episode. I would recommend this anyone who enjoys any kind of crime shows.
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Sharing the Secret (2000 TV Movie)
7/10
It's not about you.
8 April 2005
This was a pretty good movie, I liked it. I thought it was a pretty accurate look at bulimia and how it's not about dieting, it's about having a pain so deep that they have to find a way to deal with it and they choose this. Beth was a very accurately drawn character and in the scene where she confronts her mom about the eating disorder you can see the pain inside her and hear it in her voice and you know how deep the pain is that she is feeling. I also think one of the best lines in the movie is where Beth yells the words, "It's not about you." to her mother. Those words were so true and added so much to that scene in the movie. I think that that scene was definitely the most important scene in that movie.
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10/10
Really, cause I got this outfit from your mama.
30 March 2005
I love this movie, it is one of my favorite movies. I think it is one of the funniest movies ever. The first time I saw it I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe. Steve Martin and Queen Latifah are so funny together. There are so many scenes in this movie that are so hilarious like the scene where Charlene and Ashley get in a fist fight in the ladies room, the scene where Mrs. Arness comes to Peter's house for dinner, the scene where Charlene is trying to teach Peter how to turn Kate on, and my personal favorite scene the scene where Peter goes undercover in the bar. The acting in this movie is great and it's just a really really funny movie, I'd urge anyone to see it cause I think it's one of the funniest movies ever.
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8/10
Read between the lines, read between the lines.
30 March 2005
This movie is really good. It is really cute and funny and has really good music. The kids who are in this movie are amazing, they really are! They play all their own instruments and really sing and they are really good, very talented! Jack Black plays his part perfectly and adds a lot of humor to the movie, it's kind of stupid humor but I think he makes the movie interesting. The kids make the movie very interesting too like the one girl who can sing really really good, Zach the guitar player is amazing, Freddie the drummer is cool, and the one who plays the keyboard is a really cool kid. Pretty much all the kids make the movie really good along with Jack Black. It's a good movie in my opinion but I really don't think it's a movie for everyone.
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8/10
Oh he's drunk, how would he know where we're going?
30 March 2005
Steve Marin and John Candy are hilarious together in this comedy about a guy trying to get home to his family for thanksgiving with a guy who is really annoying. Everything that could go wrong to these guys goes wrong. Steve Martin plays a guy who is a businessman who is very uptight and John Candy plays a guy that means well but talks a lot and can be very annoying. Together they have the worst luck they could possibly have. During their venture they learn a lot from each other and become really good friends. This movie has a good storyline and will keep you laughing through most of the movie. I think anyone who has a sense of humor can appreciate this movie.
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9/10
Excellent musical
30 March 2005
This is one of the best musicals ever. It is a great story with great music and unforgettable songs. Some of the songs are upbeat and some are slow and beautiful. The lyrics to the songs are great and the people who sing in it have really awesome voices and are very talented. It is a great way to spread the massage of Jesus and what he did for us. This movie was so much better than the other version that is out now, the other version doesn't even come close to this one, it just makes the movie and music look really bad and doesn't even really have a realistic time period. Anyway this movie is just overall good and I would definitely recommend it.
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