Reviews

All of the livestock are killed, time to make port so you can restock your food, right? Nope, just keep going, cuz you need that bonus check.

A stow away tells you there is a demon on board, and 2 of the crew members see it with their own eyes. Time to make a pit stop at any of the number of ports in the Mediterranean, right? Nope, just keep going, cuz you need that bonus check.

2 crew members are murdered, and one is barely alive with bite marks on all their necks. Time to haul ass to the closest port along the coast of Europe, right? Nope, just keep going, cuz you need those bonus checks.

Now the captain writes in his journal that "We can't turn back now, England is the closest port". To which I would say, have you ever looked at a map of Europe? They sailed through the entire Mediterranean, through the Strait of Gibraltar where you could literally spit and hit land, and even after that, England is NEVER the closest port until you actually arrive there. Spain, Portugal, France....they are all closer.

These are the most incompetent sailors in the history of the world, and deserved to all have their blood sucked dry.

It's hard to care about all of the twists and turns in a movie, when the characters are dumb as rocks, and the script is this sloppy. The movie should have lasted about 5 minutes.....just get out and run.

Oh, but wait, there is a "surprise" ending for anyone who judges a book by it's cover. Too bad it was completely ruined by one of the most absurd scenes I've ever seen. One second there are 2 police officers approaching the vehicle that just crashed, and then inexplicably a 5 minute scene plays out where one guy kills another...right there, 2 steps away, but somehow time is completely frozen for those officers? One of the most idiotic endings ever. I can't believe there are actual people who pay actual money for this literal garbage.

The main character is supposed to be a trained Hyper-Space pilot with multiple missions under his belt, but he leaves the girl alone immediately after finding her so she can wonder off by herself when she wakes up.

He runs around like Yosemite Sam blasting his guns in the air, constantly dropping his rifle and then scurrying away unarmed, only to realize for the 10th time in a row that he may in fact need that rifle.

He trips over every rock in his path, and thinks a dried twig can support his entire body weight.

He has to constantly be saved from his own stupidity by a 7 year old.

And now they fly off into space to do what? Run out of fuel and then slowly starve to death?

It would have been more fitting if they both had died with the Dinosaurs, and then have some archeologists dig up their ship and fossilized corpses 65 million years later.

Yes, this movie definitely suffers from lazy writing. I could not get past the ridiculous scenes regarding the lock on the attic door. They show the lock being opened by the "spirit", but it's a keyless lock on the outside, which the girl could just turn and open herself if she wanted to. Then, in the very next scene, it magically changes to a keyed deadbolt, which makes more sense considering the father couldn't figure out how she got the door open if it was locked, then the very next scene, it magically changes back to a keyless lock that the babysitter turns shut, again from the outside. This is just one of the absurd inconsistencies of this movie. The soundtrack leaves much to be desired as well. It's a shame, because the overall concept had some potential.