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xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)
Great Movie if you hate yourself
If you are looking for pure pain, this is the movie for you. Just throw everything you know about physics and common sense out the window and absorb as much trash as you can out of this movie. You will come out of the theater knowing that you just burned several dollars but with a righteous self-hatred.
This movie was very entertaining. I never red the book, but the movie was so interesting it made me want to. I went and was very impressed, the acting was good, very cool storyline, and the movie was carried out very well and really got you involved with the story. Everybody kept saying how Shailene Woodley and Theo James were a good duo who connected well, and this movie was is really worth seeing. It was long, but it really did not feel as long as it was, they fit just the right amount of storyline into the length they made it, and the supporting characters did a good job too. If you're looking for a good time, check it out, a lot better than you would think.
I never was a huge fan of Liam Neeson's action flicks, but I went to see this because of the good reviews. This movie is a very suspenseful and a great "Whodunnit" movie. It it's share of action scenes, but it never went too over the top. Even if you don't like Liam Neeson, this movie is worth seeing and is a guaranteed good time. Lot's of twists and suspicious characters leave you guessing and most likely wrong. Lot's of on the edge-of- your-seat scenes because of how well it was made and has a silent and lonely feel to it which helps you understand everything going on. Overall, this movie is a great thriller without being packed full of action.
A shame to Television
I'd like to start out by saying: This show starts out cool, but after the first 10 minutes gets old. Horrible, horrible, horrible acting, redundant plot, and annoying characters. This show had a good idea that went horribly awry. I'll give you a summary of pretty much. . .the whole series. Elliot or "The fighter" swings his fists randomly at a bunch of dudes and despite being punched in the face 10 times still manages to never have a bruise or even a busted lip. Hardison or the "Hacker" has access to government-grade electronics and instantly hacks the most secure networks: A job that could prove more lucrative than anything he could steal with his pathetic team. Parker tends to have a mix of crazy, and high skilled theft techniques that would never work in the real world while yet never seen to trigger one trap. Sophie, even tough she may be the worst actress of all time, cons everybody while not one person remembering her face from wanted posters or catching she cannot act worth a dime. Overall, this show is redundant, boring, and very annoying to watch.
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Hilarious, smart, and Genius.
What's not to like about this movie? Hilarious jokes, a funny story lie, and amazing acting from the lead two characters. Line after line makes you laugh and continue trying to find a time in your day to say it to someone. This movie is my favorite comedy of all-time. I watch it over and over, and I continue to laugh and laugh. This movie may have not one any awards or got a great rating, but those who know good comedy will love it. The ironic situations it delivers getting mixed up in a whole kidnapping scheme and bouncing around almost getting killed is genius and was perfectly written. Watch this movie and I guarantee it will deliver lots of laughs and become one of your favorites of all time.
Hot Rod (2007)
Funny, witty, and unpredictable.
This is one of my all-time favorite comedies. I have watched it over and over and never get sick of it. First of all, don't watch this movie expecting good acting or some suburb movie. Expect a cheesy comedy with endless amounts of stupid quotes and funny scenes. You'll watch this movie once, and say "This is Stupid." Then you will watch it again and again and find yourself saying "Ultimate Punch" or "Soul of a Bottle-nosed dolphin." Every person I have watched this with loves it and it gets a place in one of they're favorite comedies. Watch this movie, and if you don't like it, watch it again. This movie delivers a great time and continues to have a cult following today.
Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Haven't I seen this before? Oh wait, I'm still watching it.
To summarize, it's just another superhero movie without any originality and a predictable plot. Thor was never one of my favorites. Fighting was very repetitive and makes so sense. That's what happens when you make everybody super-strong instantly, which Marvel is infamous for. I do enjoy the suburb acting by Tom Hiddleston, and watching Loki con everybody to his will is very fun. Plot was interesting, but they didn't play enough on the power of the the being. I also didn't like the fact the Earth depended on a psycho scientist, a smart scientist, and two dim interns. Overall, this movie is worth seeing once and is just another superhero movie.
All Is Lost (2013)
All is lost-Mostly 2 hours and 8 dollars
Don't get me wrong, I love realistic movies. It takes courage for a filmmaker to ditch extreme visual effects, beating the odds, instead making a movie realistic and risk millions of dollars. This movie however, sucked. The movie was so dragged out, long, repetitive, and draining, you leave the theater wondering how many days you spent in there. The lack of speech was an annoyance, a little narration wouldn't hurt, perhaps telling us why he is going back to the same boat for the 11th time in a row, or maybe while he keeps getting the stupid water parachute again, or maybe why he is shaving while a massive storm is extremely close, or what was going through his head when he shot the flare the opposite direction where the boat is, just saying. This movie is worth seeing maybe once, if you have nothing else to do in the world, just because it is a good way to know what not to do if you get in a shipwreck.
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
I'm sorry, I believed I ordered the bad movie. . .
I am upset I could not give it a lower rating. Undoubtedly the worst movie I have ever seen, by a ballpark amount. The movie starts out with a deer coming into the home and wreaking havoc. This was probably the only scene I actually liked because the creator of this movie had his face urinated on. How could a collection of such funny actors be involved in such a horrible movie? This movie literally sucks your will to live as corny joke after corny joke is delivered. Whatever you do, NEVER watch this movie. Needless to say that is $8 I am never going to get back. This is a movie you buy for someone you hate. I have never seen Grown Ups, but after watching the sequel there is absolutely no way I will see it. The first one unsuccessfully tried to start a new favorite comedy, as Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, and Austin Powers all did. The only award this would ever deserve would be would be Most Refunds Requested.
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
Entertaining, just doesn't click.
We all love the original Spider-Man series. The main lovable character Peter Parker was played magnificently by Tobey Macquire. When you watch this, you can''t help but to compare it with the other series. The new Peter Parker was played very well, but for some reason, you just can't see him as Spider-man. Granted, this movie had a nice storyline, good visual effects, and even a different idea of how he learned to control his power. Directing was good, but like I said, they tried to get us attached to this movie like the original one did, but it just didn't catch on. Graphics weren't bad, but they were good enough to make it seem realistic. Overall, this movie is worth seeing, but don't expect it to be as good as the first.