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Dark (2017–2020)
1/10
Propaganda
12 January 2022
This. This is why we can't have nice things.

Openly sold as anti-nuclear propaganda, Netflix continues their pathetic crusade against science and facts with this sub-par cringefest.
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A Discovery of Witches (2018–2022)
5/10
Mary Sue
29 July 2021
An interesting story, but Mary Sue aspects are inescapable.

*After days of training, the protagonist is stronger than the strongest witches who have ever walked this planet.

*She's always right, and profoundly flawless, just because.

*Anyone she meets will go out of their way to help her.

*Anyone she meets who doesn't instantly start helping her is profoundly evil.

*Effortlessly overcomes any obstacle or opponent.
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Legion: Chapter 6 (2017)
Season 1, Episode 6
1/10
Hannibal Lecter
14 February 2021
This series is gripping, well planned. A masterpiece.

This episode, however....

...not so much. The authors believe that "repulsive sex crime" & "scary" are the same thing.

The female antagonist was, from episode 1, the worst actor in the mix. But every sun has its spots, so viewers love the series despite her underwhelming ability to elicit emotional response.

In this episode, this already weak actress tries to walk around slurping her lips as if she was Hannibal Lecter, and subjecting the protagonists to sexual abuse.
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10/10
AVOID!
26 September 2020
The name of every episode spoils the ending. Each episode begins with a spoiler. Every 5-10 minutes, the narrator AGAIN spoils the ending, by emulating how "Dora the Explorer" narrates a mystery.

AVOID. Do NOT buy this series.
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The F.B.I. Files (1998–2009)
10/10
Constant spoilers
8 August 2020
Every single episode is started with a monologue, where the narrator spoils the entire episode and even reveals exactly how the key evidence was found.

It's painfully obvious that this was not a decision by the creators, but rather by the narrator demanding that every episode start with a close in on his face. Whether it's for self-promotion, or that he sincerely believed we viewers want to see his face more is unclear, but this makes the entire series unwatchable.
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Star Trek: Picard (2020–2023)
10/10
The wet dream of every Star Trek nerd
6 May 2020
Can't possibly overstate how this series is causing my inner sci-fi nerd to do backflips of joy. The acting is believable, no plot armour since each outcome seems plausible. And a perfect balance between side tracks that don't pan out, making the story developments feel natural.

I am grateful beyond words that I'm alive to see this series!
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10/10
Expectation subversion & fulfilment
2 April 2020
The first act sets up all the old "pulp movie tropes". But just like the first instalment, there's a perfect mix of subverted expectations, and fulfilled expectations to make it entertaining.
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Good Omens (2019– )
10/10
Anoing beyond words
3 July 2019
You're about to listen to SIX HOURS of one man wannabe-stuttering his way through the most boring role ever written.

STAY AWAY.

Watch something better instead.
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Manhunt (II) (2017–2020)
1/10
Insult to a serial killer's many victims
28 October 2018
This series is divided into two sections: First it says it's the victim's fault that Ted killed them. Saying they were all sheep, part of the machine that trapped Ted and forced him to kill.

Secondly it absolves Ted from all blame. Saying that he was the victim of government mind control, and was really a misunderstood man, not a murderer.

Repulsive.
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1/10
Had an open mind
26 October 2018
Watched it with an open mind, but as the journalist claims HE HIMSELF became the PIVOTAL part in a conspiracy where all smart people targeted the "proudly self educated masses" I came to a realisation:

Either he's severely delusional

OR HE'S A FRAUD. A marketing gimmick, trying to promote his own career.
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10/10
Scary
8 September 2018
Through documented and reviewable evidence this documentary shows how Russia's military industry has started targeting the free information exchange that the internet is.

Two targets: Russia no longer pretends that life in Russia is worth living. Instead they convince the Russian people that the rest of the world is even worse.

The second goal of the IRA, Internet Research Agency, is to undermine and destroy democracies wherever democracy currently exists.

A must watch!
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The Americans: The Day After (2016)
Season 4, Episode 9
10/10
Well depicted conflicts of conscience, bad music blasting ruins mood
15 May 2016
The series has almost always depicted people being torn between what they believe is right and what they're SUPPOSED to believe is right. This episode puts less weight on the sneaky-spy-business and characters otherwise depicted as cold blooded patriots also become torn by thinking of the possible consequences if someone uses the weapon they're trying to obtain. When Paige starts asking questions about a possible apocalyptic war the protagonists also have to ask themselves what their children will think of them. There isn't much else to say about this episode, the internal and interpersonal conflicts are gripping and realistic. However many scenes are ruined by bad music blasting in the background, often just as loud as the conversations. This breaks the tension in otherwise gripping scenes. The music doesn't enhance the mood of the scenes, it just seems like random 70:s and 80:s music from someone's old CD collection.
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Criminal Minds: The Hunt (2015)
Season 10, Episode 23
4/10
Criminal Minds tries to do "Taken"
14 May 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Lately Criminal Minds has become very predictable. At the end of each episode the team storms in at the last second to save that one last victim. This time they tried to do a variety of the same basic plot as "Taken", but fail miserably. The bad guys' plan is so unlikely and theatrical that it seems like it belongs in an old Bond movie. The behaviour of the bad guys is predictable, unrealistic and ever so boring. The authors need to return to what made the show so great in the beginning; realistic psychology, believable events and plots, and for the love of God, NEVER do a Hollywood style "mad dash for the finish line". That never works in series, it gets repetitive and the viewer can see it coming a mile away.
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