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The Thing from Another World (1951)
Ok "Horror" movie
Here it is, the original "The Thing" and it's really ok, the most OK a movie can be.
Let me tell you why this movie doesn't actually work, it doesn't have any characters, if they changed the actors and the character's names in the middle of the movie I wouldn't have noticed, there is a guy that's a leader, some girl that I'm not even sure what's her point besides 2 mins of a romance plot, a crazy scientist and there's even a news reporter because for someone reason they were already predicting that there would be a whole lot of news coming from the North Pole, like polar bear news or something, everyone is an archetype character, no one feels like a person and when that happens in a movie I just don't care for what's happening.
Another reason why this movie doesn't work is that nothing happens, at least nothing on screen, we have two major moments and everything else is either hidden away or hinted at, it's boring, just people talking about nothing that matters.
It's just a simple horror movie that even feels more like an action movie and I could go on about the whole list of problems that I found, but the characters and the lack of memorable moments it's really what stops this movie from being any good.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
With the errors it has if it wasn't from marvel it would be one of the worst movies of the year
Well, lets start by saying that i was never too much of a marvel fan, their movies dont appeal much to me, but this has got to be one of the worst, some really unexpected CGI errors (but were minor and i would let it pass), the pace was so bad i would think this a first for the writer, confusing starting really fast, slowing down a bunch just kick it up for flash type of fast, they tried to make a whole thing about how the earth fell to crap after the snap, but they dont care to explain why or how, it just did, for example why would baseball stop, did Thanos kill every baseball fan? the whole scene was settled so bad, forced jokes ruining everything, they killed 2 characters, the Hulk and Thor were so weird and didn't make any sense, Thanos was weird too but i will get to that later.
The hole time travel thing is so confusing and doesn't make any sense, ant-man learns that time works different in nano universe or something like that, but how does that even explain them going back in time.
for some reason after all this time travel confusion nebula just opens up a portal that a fits a huge ship, why didn't they do that, what are those suit for if they can simply open up a big portal? second of all where did she get the Pym particles? and third hulk couldn't figure out that machine but nebula can?
well after all of this we have a fight scene where Thor, Iron-man and Captain America were getting their asses beat by Thanos, in infinity war with 2 or 3 stones (Not sure) they almost defeated Thanos, why is it so hard now that he has none.
The big battle after that is confusing and is trying too hard, they want put everyone in it and it just feels weird and confusing, i was always lost
And the end was cliché with Thanos turning into dust and then iron-man dying, eventough i liked iron-man death it was still a bit cheesy and not that emotional.
the captain american end was awful, he couldn't get over his old love and went back to it, ruining her life, since she is described as very intelligent and INDEPENDENT