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The Tax Collector (2020)
Unfortunately this was made
Holy Guacamole is this really all David Ayer can do now at this point?
In the movie we are shown the ever relatable story of a boy and his 'paper route' and his loyal dog 'Creeper'
The script unfolds like an amalgamation of any and all Latino gang/LA narco stereotypes rolled in to one long direct to DVD 30 million dollar picture. There's a weak lead and even more unbelievable supporting cast that makes the whole thing hard to watch. The main bad guy is such a bad actor it's almost a wonder how he bought..err I mean landed the role. Throw in a bunch of narco witchy junk and some nonsensical dross about loyalty and machismo and there you have it.
If the story's basic paint by cholos plot and less than believe acting isn't enough just wait until you can't you can't unsee Shia La'Creeper's faux cauliflower ears. Got the homie creeper looking like Mickey Mouse wey.
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Nothing good or worthwhile
Boring and Dumb. These are the only two words that can describe this movie. Never did I think it would be possible for DC to make a worse film than Suicide Squad - But they have and it is a whole steaming pile of gar-bage. There is not much logic at work in the story telling and it is one of the biggest flaws with this poor effort. It by far one of the worst films I've ever seen and can't believe that it was made after the poor reception and critical failure of DC/Warner Bros latest efforts.
We Are Who We Are (2020)
Pretentious dross & less than mediocre story
Trying hard is this shows Modus Operandi and boy does it deliver in oversized pantloads. I can appreciate the directors previous works are relatively similar in tone and subject matter, but this show was just too cringe. Brian Grazer's nephew is so unlikeable and annoying. His try hardness is oozing from his painted nails and frosted tips in a way that makes you almost instantly dislike him. Martin Scorsese's daughters is also not believable and hard to watch on screen at times. Often I was unable to get in to what the story was really trying to tell/be due to the poor acting or the sheer unrealistic nature of their actions and those around them. The finale episode alone feels like I should be reimbursed for the hours invested to no return. Such a mediocre and eventually pointless story that tries to be grounded in a reality that just not believable. All because of pretentious/derivative writing and meh 'acting'
Obey (2018)
Snooze fest
Amazing how well the movie can put you to sleep. I genuinely fell asleep twice while trying to get through this film. Tries a bit to hard in places where the lack of dialogue and mundane nature of the character(s) fails to grab any attention. Could it be a better film if the packing was different? Hard to say as the character and actions were all quite predictable and boring.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Terminator raises a family....
I think really what happened is that Arnie was tired of playing the terminator character as you know, a terminator. And Carl was born. Holy
Guacamole is this whole movie a steaming pile of caca. It's really as bad as anyone could have guessed. Its a rehash of the second film, full of stupid dialogue and contradictions every step of the way. A lot of wokeness for wokness sake in what amounts to a bland film with no heart or substance. I guess it's only redeeming quality is that it's so bad it's laughable in handful of parts, but ultimately I just kinda felt bad that this film actually exists. It's just so stupid in so many ways
Friends (1994)
Souless dross for people who are mouth breathers
The worst ever made, how people seem to think it's funny I will never understand. A group of privileged white people sit around some coffee shop doing absolutely nothing funny or entertaining. By far the most over rated piece of nineties trash television that for some reason people think is some how still relevant.