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The Purge (I) (2013)
2/10
A great premise, disgustingly flawed...
25 September 2018
Warning: Spoilers
So, after all this time, I finally saw The Purge. It's a great concept, with terrific production quality. But..... The number of glaring plot holes, unexplained events, and irrational character actions ruins it utterly.

The ones that particularly drove me nuts: why did the lights go out in the house? It's not clearly explained why the boyfriend draws a gun. How did their state-of-the-art security system break down so damned easily?

And worst of all - why the H*LL would the wife let the neighbors go at the end? They should've been slaughtered wholesale... because otherwise they'd be a massive danger during The Purge next year.

IMO - these are completely unacceptable errors in the story - and ones that *could* have been fixed with a few script tweaks.
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7 Witches (2017)
2/10
Wow, I'm bored....
2 August 2018
Hubby and I (both horror fans) are watching 7 Witches now. About the only highlights - on a comical level - are the multiple "scary food scenes." As hubby cackled before escaping to the kitchen to make dinner: you can't spell Cinnabon without Sin! (But man - even one Cinnabon would be a LOT better than this film!) :P
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The Red Pill (2016)
8/10
I STILL consider myself a Feminist. And also think Red Pill is an intelligent, important watch..
10 March 2018
Wow. Just finished watching The Red Pill - a female helmed documentary on the Men's Rights Movement. (Warning - this MAY start a minor flame war.)

Let me caveat this by stating I very much consider myself a feminist, and have personally experienced - as we all have - more than enough abusive/exploitive misogynist encounters. (Even one of those is "enough". #metoo.)

And one can't deny there are some "bad apples" in the MRA movement: a sub-section who *do* (perhaps intentionally) overlook acutely legitimate women's rights concerns. Those that fall into that category use the cloak of MRA to hide inherently misogynistic views. Needless to say, folks like that should be immediately corrected and educated... no compromise allowed.

Still: documentarian Cassie Jaye presents a balanced case here in Red Pill, exposing the strawmanning stereotyping on both sides of the Feminist/MRA fence - all nuance be damned. (A us-vs-them mindset similar in nature to the red-blue political dichotomy so unescapable now in the US. )

But Men's issues are human issues, too. IMO, any true Feminist must be concerned with both. Which makes Red Pill an intelligent watch. Tribalism always aggravates social problems, it never helps. The only thing that *can* is a principled, fair and open minded look across the board. For which, this documentary *may* be a solid starting point.
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Mayhem (2017)
10/10
Wow - the true heir to Office Space!
25 November 2017
Seriously - I don't often enthuse about a film. The last few times I've done so is Hit-man's Bodyguard and Deadpool. (Which gives you an idea as to my tastes.) But most films I see rate a "meh". I'm picky - and films I give a thumbs up to have to have spark, evil and witty writing - and actually SAY something that matters. (IE: no fluffy, mindless gloss - no matter how pretty it is.)

Let's just put in this way: you REALLY should see Mayhem. It's Office Space meets Deadpool.... and a touch of (only the best) of Evil Dead!

Best thing I've seen in quite some time!
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Scanners (1981)
8/10
Wow - I've Should've Seen This One Earlier!
29 March 2017
I'm ashamed to say that I'm only now working my way through the Cronenberg "library" of horror. I'd seen The Fly, Videodrome and Naked Lunch in the past - and recently saw Videodrome again.

Today, I saw Scanners for the first time. Yes, I've *always* known about that one scene - that's iconic.

I have to say - and this is coming from a horror aficionado (I consider Carpenter's Thing, Jacob's Ladder, The Shining and The Changeling some of the best), Scanners is VERY VERY GOOD.

It's got smart metaphors, subtle social criticism and great writing. I'm no fan at all of reboots - but I imagine this is an already very solid story that could be made even better by a remake. But ONLY if Cronenberg is in charge and keeps it's soul in the right place.

If you're an intelligent horror buff, Scanners is a MUST SEE.

Next for me... Probably The Brood or Shivers... :P
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Puppet Master (1989 Video)
1/10
Wow, I'm bored...
25 August 2016
Here's a short and not-so-sweet review.

A few things about me: a horror fan that was a teen in the 80s, I'm a real buff of scary, solid films. For instance, John Carpenter's The Thing, Jacob's Ladder, and Alien/Aliens. And - I can like camp for its own merits... as long as it's well done.

There's always been a number of supposed "classics" that I planned to see... someday. (Haven't seen Leprachaun yet, believe it or not.)

Today was the day I finally saw Puppetmaster. At least the half of it I could get through before I gave up. Terrible pacing, terrible script, boring and bland. And that's coming from someone who's terrified of evil dolls, and had nightmares because of Magic, Trilogy of Terror and Poltergeist.

Sorry, but this one was a major waste of time and a yawn-fest.
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The Host (2006)
5/10
Wow. This was horrible.
10 February 2013
Warning: Spoilers
I'm holding out some hope that the problem with this film is just a cultural difference, that just doesn't translate. But - honestly - I doubt it, and question why so many people have called this a spectacular creature feature.

The design of the creature was nicely done (though not scary, and definitely identifiable at all times as CG.) But the pacing and acting, and tone of the film? Well, let's just say that by the time I reached the halfway point, I found it more interesting to reset my IMDb password and write this review than to pay any attention to the screen. This may sound sarcastic, but right now I find myself remembering Attack of the Alien's Deadly Spawn with misty nostalgia!! :P

4/13 Revision. I actually put this back on today, primarily to show my husband how horrible it was. Actually, it does get a better with time. Do I consider it fantastic? No. But it grew on me. (Though I found myself mainly feeling sorry for the creature that just needed to eat, after all...) So I've upgraded my rating to five stars. A decent creature feature, though nothing shiningly special.
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9/10
Finally, a decent animated film!!
5 December 2010
I've spent a good portion of the last year going through the animated films both of yesteryear and the more modern offerings (including recent 3D films such as those done by Pixar and Dreamworks.) I have to say - this is one of the top films I've seen (and that includes Disney classics and indie offerings.) Why? Well, firstly the artwork is definitely top notch - the colors and character designs are beautifully rendered, and the facial expressions are wonderfully done (just the right amount of exaggeration to make the emotions really pop up.) But most importantly, this film had an ENJOYABLE, non-cliché plot. Based (obviously) on the "Road" movies by Bing Crosby and Bob Hope, the two main characters were the perfect blend of lovable and caddish. The Rosie Perez character "Chel" actually had (a bit) of depth too. The plot was more than just your average Disney "girl meets guy, they meet a cast of colorful characters along the way and defeat the bad guy to make it a happy ending for all" type of plot. Sure, there was a touch of that in "El Dorado" as well, but the writing was actually fresh, and enjoyable...and the few modern references that were thrown in as inside jokes actually worked, and were organic to story. (Beats a movie like "Tangled", where they just throw in irrelevant hip references to appeal to the younger audience." Bravo, Dreamworks! Really, really hope you have more like this up your sleeves for upcoming features...!
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Avatar (2009)
5/10
Eh....
14 November 2010
Let me caveat this (short) review with the fact that I *didn't* see Avatar on the big screen, and definitely not in 3D. The visuals are spectacular even on TV - and I'm sure they would have been positively mind blowing in IMAX.

Yes, the visuals are beautiful - and the creatures of Pandora well realized (a little too similar to Earth creatures, but still very well rendered.)

But as for the story and acting? Mundane, average, and seen it before. (Which is a shame - I'm a huge fan of both Titanic and Aliens, which I consider one of the top horror/action films ever made...both of which are proof that Cameron can put both amazing visuals *and* story into a film with amazing success.)

But in Avatar's case, the story was basically Ferngully, and had all the obvious, old and overdone stereotypes - from the evil big business profit mongers and the unfeeling military to the eco-conscious and pure native species. Oh, and a 'love story' that was obviously in the works from practically the first scene. No characterization depth at all.

It's a shame. Cameron can do amazing things. But Avatar isn't one of them. Except visually.
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Pugumentary (2009)
8/10
Like "Best in Breed", but for pug lovers!
28 October 2010
Saw this about a year ago at the NYC premiere, and loved it! A mockumentary similar in design to Best in Breed, Pugumentary follows the story of a man in NYC who died, leaving behind a huge number of pugs (22 to be exact.) The camera crew interviews neighbors, doctors and a pug rescue group involved in the situation to try to find out more about who the man (named Stanley Sloan) was, and why/how he had managed to take care of so many of these dogs. Written with subtle humor, Pugumentary actually goes into some background information regarding pugs in general, and the psychology of people who love their dogs like family (and more than family, in some cases!) Would love to get this on DVD - it's the perfect gift for a pug lover!
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9/10
Nice!
28 October 2010
A short piece, this is one of the first refreshingly different zombie pics (short or otherwise) that I've seen in awhile.

Well made, the makeup effects are very good - but it doesn't rely on gore and guts.

Instead, the story is character driven, focused on loyalty of a man whose wife has been infected with the zombie virus....and yet continues to have faith that somehow, he'll get her back. Interesting - wish it'd been longer.

I've seen lots of zombie stuff, and I'm generally unimpressed. With the exception of maybe Shawn of the Dead, most of it relies on the gross out factor instead of actual plot or character. Nice to see something with a little heart in it, too.
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Dog Run (2010 Video)
8/10
Like a good, CLASSIC twilight zone episode!
10 July 2010
Written like a classic twilight zone episode, this short tells the story of a woman who goes to a Dog Run, only to meet a man who seems to know a *little* too much about dogs that she's put down in the past.

Shot in muted blue colors, this piece is *creepy* from start to finish. It's even a little philosophical, touching a bit on the moral gray areas of animal rights and pet ownership.

The acting's great (I hear the main actor is well known in the UK), and the photography's beautifully shot.

Worth a look... Especially if you're an animal lover like me! (Now, if only I could get a copy of this on DVD.)
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Twilight (I) (2008)
4/10
Good - if you're a 13 year old girl
7 July 2010
**Warning - small spoiler alert**

Last week, I finally sat down to watch the first two Twilight movies - to find out what all the craze has been about.

I've never read the books, so it's possible that there's much more to be gained from the films if you have some background reading to work with.

But as one that came into the Twilight series cold, my impressions were...well...unimpressed. Twilight IMHO, comes off as a run-of-the-mill teen angst film (done a million times before), just with a few rather uninspired Gothic characters.

Honestly, vampires and werewolves have been done a million times before - in Underworld, and recently in True Blood to name just two.

And the romance? Absolutely no charisma there at all, especially with Edward. (Okay, Jacob has great abs - that was probably the best part of both the films.) But as an adult, I find it practically funny that *both* characters (in their own ways) vow eternal love to Belle...without even getting to second base...! In other words, this is a great, platonic teenage romance for 13 year old girls into brooding. So I guess if you're the parent of one, you'll end up having to watch the whole series.

As for the rest of us - it's pretty much a waste of two hours.
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1/10
Possibly the worst film I've seen all year
7 July 2010
WARNING: a few *small* spoilers.

The previous review says it all - but I still feel it necessary to add my two cents.

I, too, was a huge fan of the series...if only because the characters were interesting, and it was so refreshing to listen to realistic female characters discuss taboo topics such as sex.

I forced myself to watch the first movie. That was bad. This one...even worse. The characters have become utterly superficial, materialistic (in a way that's practically nauseating given the current state of the economy) - and completely 2 dimensional. The writing - cartoony and juvenile. Honestly, Carrie's the worst - the way the character acted in the film, I would personally have recommended that Mr. Big file for divorce. (Complaining because he wants to stay home and watch movies together, then forcing him to leave a party--that she dragged him to--early because he had a conversation with another woman?) Jeez.

As for Samantha - that character's gone completely over the top - sex crazed in a way that went way past racy and into plain vulgar.

Combine that with the incongruity of throwing the characters into a completely unrealistic situation (heading to Abu Dahbi?), and then disrespect that they show to Arab culture....well, this movie COULD NOT have been worse. Thank goodness that there's no way they'll make STC3. At least, I really, really hope not. How this ever could have been green lighted for production is totally beyond my comprehension.
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3/10
Have to agree with the minority of naysayers
12 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Having seen I Am Legend, I've become an instant Will Smith fan, and ran out to rent his older works.

Though Will does a commendable, classy acting job in the role, the film itself just did not work. On the most basic level, the pacing was off...halfway through the film it just started to drag (you begin to wish they'd just get on with it...we know he's going to get the job, let's at least see him at Dean Witter a little more, watch him go through the training and the frustrations there as well.) And as for the problems Will's character faces along the way: 1) They started to get a little ridiculous after awhile. The scanners are stolen twice, he gets hit by a car (and no, these particular crisis didn't happen in the real life story, from what I understand. So it's just Hollywood embellishment.) 2) I couldn't help thinking - along with some other readers - that some of the problems were his own fault. He *should* have given his son to his wife...a man with no income should *not* be trying to raise a son. And--as pointed out in another post--he had known for some time that the scanner business wasn't panning out...yet he persists, forcing his wife to work double shifts, letting both rent and taxes fall dangerously behind. Dude, that's when you get ANY job that pays the bills and put the sales work aside. It never should have gotten to that point at all.

That's my five cents. Loved Will Smith, thought the movie just didn't work. Thank God there's I Am Legend...
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8/10
Impressions of V (Some vague spoilers)
19 March 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Impressions of V:

Those who have never read the book, nor know of its quality, will come away with the impression of a somewhat controversial film - touching on the political, thought provoking...with a few moments of true poignancy. Also, they'll remember a few good action sequences. For that, I'm glad. V the film has its good qualities, and will get some of the message of the book into the public eye, and discourse.

But any true review of this film is for those who know, and love, the graphic novel.

Honestly, I expected the Wachowski Brothers to make a bigger hash of the film than they did. They actually managed to retain some of the philosophy, and some of V's original integrity. And Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving both did right by the film...thanks to V for Vendetta, Portman shows that she can still act, despite the Star Wars movies. But Moore was right to insist that his name be removed from the film.

Liberties were taken with the story - sadly, none of them were necessary. Evey's age and her career are altered. The Voice of Fate ends differently, and whole characters are removed - damaging the depth of the story. Almond and Rose no longer exist, Evie's relationship with Gordon is changed completely...even the character of the leader is dramatically altered, making him more of a cartoon right wing villain. A subtle romantic thread is implied between V and Evey - removing completely Evie's hope that V might be her father. Sadly, each omission/change appears gratiutious - done for no particular reason, adding nothing to the story (and taking away levels of depth.)

Is it still a valuable film? I'm happy to say that the unchanged scenes are worth the viewing, especially Valeries story, which was told word for word. But while V for Vendetta is not the Hollywood nightmare that some fans might have feared, it could have been even better. The integrity could - and should - have been kept intact. > Fortunately, ideas are bulletproof. So if you see the film, and respond to the philosophy behind it, then do yourself a favor, and read the original. If this film brings people to read Moore's classic work, then it will have been worthwhile.
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