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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017)
What's the big deal?
So really, what is the big deal with this show. I've watched 4 episodes so far and don't see anything special. Am I supposed to root for a wealthy white female that isn't even a good mother? I mean, seriously, think if you've ever seen her taking care of her kids. So she wants to be a comedian? Big deal. Acting is good, but wardrobe overdone. Honestly, why should I care or watch a privileged white family and their vanities. Midge does have a nice rack though, way to promote feminism.
Wonder Woman (2017)
dont care if directed by a man, woman, or monkey, movie still semi-average
Well i had heard so much hype about this money and that since a female directed, it was so much more different. Big deal, same old crap to entertain the masses. First, she was sexualized, otherwise there wouldnt of been the skirts and cleavage so not buying that. The reviews when it was in theatres was that people left crying! Not sure why... it was another predictable plot more focused on special effects than storyline. The slo-mo fighting was too annoying, movie-wide. Best they could come up with was ares? Really? Not sure why feminists thought this was a step in the right direction, i would of never been able to tell if a male or female directed based on movie. Also, wtf is up with the stupid accents? That really pisses me off. So what, all germans and amazons speak english?!
You know i thought i was missing out not seeing this movie from what id heard. My brother rented it and finally gave it a chance. After 1 hour i was just waiting for it to over. It was almost 2.5 hours long, jeez. The only good thing about this movie is my gal Gal. Man she is hot and beautiful. Movie stupid, not sure what all the hype was about.
The Day I Met El Chapo: The Kate Del Castillo Story (2017)
shameless plug for her tequila and new show
Let me say that it is fairly informative the first 2 episodes, but the last is just awful. Coming in I did not know much at all about her involvement with him, what I knew was general gossip. Frankly I did not care either, good riddance I say, drug lords and drug users are the scum of the earth. Well anyway, she is the producer of this "documentary" so I wasn't expecting any great revelations, but I was wrong. I learned she's a slick talker and would make a typical politician. Netflix is getting pretty lame with all their "original" content and this was a hell of an opportunity to promote her tequila and the new series. I used to respect her and find her hot, now she's just a Hollywood b-lister vying for attention. And sean penn, I don't even know who that guy is, but I can tell he's a deuche. Guess we'll never know the truth
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
re-watching not as enjoyable after knowing who mother will be
I enjoyed binge watching the last few seasons on Netflix b/c like many of you, I wanted to know who the mother was. Now that I know, watching re-runs just sucks since all of ted's romances are a big f-you until the mother who we all now know. Part of what makes a show great for me is watching re-runs and having a laugh. Now the only one that makes me laugh is barney. If you haven't seen the series, good watch. If you know the mother, then skip re-runs as it will not be as good as first time.
The Real (2013)
not so real
A bunch of c-listers talking about nothing. Tam is the only one I can stand and knew before this show. Jeannie is a wanna be black girl and it's annoying when she talks about her Asian people. Her favorite words are yo and dude. Nobody wants lonnies fat ass, but she talks like she's a player lol. Adrienne is so annoying. My favorite episode was sometime last year when you could see jeannies nips. Skip unless you're really bored.
The Orville (2017)
good show if it's your brand of humor
I gave this show a try since it was by seth MacFarlane. If you don't like his brand of humor then you won't enjoy the show. Don't listen to "Critic" reviews that say this show is neither funny or wanna be star trek. I've never watched star trek so I could care less, but I grew up watching family guy and knew what to expect in the comedy department. The show doesn't try to be either a funny show or a serious Sci fi tale. To me it simply shows the awkwardness of life and that to me is funny. Nothing in life is like in other shows because everyday life is so awkward. I like alara, isaac, and the white pilot guy so far. Give it a shot, you might like it.
2 Broke Girls (2011)
not broke, not funny
Well what can I say? The whole setup of the story is stupid and cupcakes, really? Max is a bitch and someone should slap her. So she had rough life, she doesn't treat anyone with respect and her constant need for weed, drugs and alcohol get old, that's all she does just pay attention. Caroline I can stand somewhat, but still somewhat annoying. I hate how they are constantly making fun of how "broke" they are. I'm sure people that are broke don't talk about it like that or make fun of homeless and soup kitchens. I find the show very disrespectful, there's no one to root for and cash at end doesn't make any damn sense. I give it a 5 because I do laugh sometimes, mostly when Han or Oleg are involved. The rest of the time I just wait for a scene that shows those big knockers on Max. They do make fun of a lot of others shows, but the fact they do that means they have to resort to that for a few laughs. Good thing it got cancelled, we need quality shows not smut.
The X Files (1993)
they don't make them like they used to
Favorite show of all time. I watch reruns when I can. You won't find a show making these many episodes for one season anymore. Really great acting and believable characters. Great variety of paranormal topics being explored and ongoing alien/government conspiracy a good story. I love Scully, she's so smart and beautiful. Mulder is one cool cat. Love all the cameos for now superstars i.e. Bryan Cranston. Give it try, you'll be hooked. The truth is out there!
The Goldbergs (2013)
not funny
I've given this show a chance watching several reruns. No character catches my attention enough to keep me watching. All they do is yell and the outfits are exaggerated. The wig on the mom is too much. Kid's voice is annoying. Older brother is super annoying. Only good thing is when they showcase products or popular culture from the era. Doesn't warrant the reviews being so high. People are easily entertained I guess.