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The Northman (2022)
I thought all that screaming would turn them into super saiyans
This movie combines sorcering, witchcraft, los zetas' style carnage from narcos, lots of screaming and a nonsense revenge story into a barbaric mess of a movie.
Shame on you dear director.
Male actors where so jacked the usada should have all of them disqualified.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
When the super hero becomes a super burden
This spiderman kid is a burden, he causes more damages (at universal level), and people deaths than the benefits he provides.
There is no story to this movie it is just embarassing watching this spoiled hyperactive kid doing only disasters.
Lost on Everest (2020)
Ridiculous
If you go look for someone lost somewhere 100 years ago your first objective should be to focus on the search. The prelude was to go inspect a precise zone on the mount Everest for Irvine body and then they absolutely forget about him and went for the summit.
"Oh this summit is so hard look how cool I am on the top...."
This is way beyond a farse.
Shame on you.
14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible (2021)
So fake
The guy is really a joke and fake, criticizing other people for queueing on mount Everest and he was there making the queue even bigger with his team, a pro should not have been there with commercial climbers.
Expecting to forget that Europeans and early Sherpas have made those mountains sacred watching this buffoon is impossible.
All staged, nobody will remember this man.
Eternals (2021)
Best comic movie of the last decade
I know it might look weird but the movie made me laugh so much.
Angelina Jolie with those facial expression, the Indian guy is too funny to watch it looks so clumpsy on that suit, he reminds me of those bollywood movie I love to watch.
The Korean guy looks like he is quite involved in the earth food while the black guy....."Babylon 575 BC"...the guy speaks with a strong American accent that has not even been invented.
Too Funny.
Thanks.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
So Neo found another "the one"
In this movie they actually find Nea!
I don't know why a review should contain one hundred and fifty characters but I will try to fill the empty space.
Neo cannot fly anymore he can do electromagnetic fields but do not worry Neo like Morpheus will find "the one" able to fly.... NEA!
Oh mio Dio! (2017)
Total Hypocrisy, Childish.
The start of the movie looks interesting, a 2000 years old Jesus out of nowhere wandering around Italy asking for food and shelter.
That made me think all right this is a funny movie, but then the movie pretends Jesus (and God?) does not know about the modern world and its rules. Apparently Jesus does not like us organized like a "civil" society but pretends we live in poor conditions always turning the other cheek. Jesus mention the money god we all worship but misses to mention WHO handles this money god.
This movie is total hipocrisy and gets even political, apparently those being against uncontrolled immigration do not reach heaven and are violent people (direct attack on those right parties in Italy). I thought Jesus was above politics!!!!!
Copshop (2021)
Human impossible movie
Guy with ballons enter a police station and kills them all faster than the Terminator.
Two cops reappear from nowhere just to be shot like the others without a fight after shot have been fired, an hammer have been hitting a wall and they witness a carnage of people.
Female cop shot to death patched in 10 minutes up and running again.
Guy (Butler) drilled like a swiss chease reappers at the end.
Reminder: for what concern action movie shooting someone wearing a bullet proof jacket with a shotgun does not result in her death
Reminder 2: soppressor in action movie works like a charm nobody ever hear them.
The Most Offensive Comedy Ever Made (2007)
Masterpiece
This movie now would get the producer to jail.
Many politically correct absurdity are spoiled