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The Kill Count (2017)
Good concept, but...
It would be a good concept if the host wasn't so unfunny, this, paired with the boring and formulaic repetitive style makes 'The Kill Count' quote the annoying experience. The host also has no unique or worth-while opinions and says jokes that aren't funny in many different kill counts. The Host also plays WAAAY to safe, making him a vanilla and boring 'Entertainer'. The only kind've good thing about this 'Series' is that it shows new fans of horror some new films, however this is even screwed up in a way as the host is terrible at picking films, even choosing 'Unfriended' and praising it. Overrated. 3/10
His Dark Materials: Lyra's Jordan (2019)
Just not good
I just watched this with my family and all of us found it un-intriguing and quite confusing. Nothing happens at all. The creatures (demons I think) had no purpose and added nothing to the episode, along with looking terribly fake. The characters just said things to inform the audience with nothing being told through visuals, it was just an hour of exposition and boring characters talking about nothing. The whole 'demon' thing is also ripped straight from Harry Potter. The trailer at the end of the episode was a lot more interesting than the episode and even that looked pretty visually boring and not unique. The camera work was fine and the acting was passable, the writing was bad and the effects were too. Hope this series gets better, or it will crumble, as it is not good in its current state. The shows tone is all over the place, it isn't funny, scary, atmospheric, interesting or sad, so it's almost impossible to know what it's going for. Lastly, the show is an hour, and has far too much dialogue for a child or young teen to be intrigued, but is also too silly and dumb for adults and the elderly to enjoy. Who is the show for? 3/10, unfocused and not intriguing, needs to find its footing and actually DO something.