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- DirectorMichael BayStarsShia LaBeoufMegan FoxJosh DuhamelAn ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager.THIS IS THE SHIT!!!!
- DirectorMilton GrayMarsh LamoreRobert ShellhornStarsRoss Bagdasarian Jr.Jeff BergmanTownsend ColemanMany different cartoon stars like Bugs Bunny, the Muppet Babies and Garfield join forces to convince a teenager that drugs aren't cool....Did Simon of The Chipmunks just say marijuana?
- DirectorBryan SpicerStarsKaran AshleyJohnny Yong BoschSteve CardenasA giant egg is unearthed at a construction site and soon opened, releasing the terrible Ivan Ooze, who wreaks vengeance on Zordon for imprisoning him millennia ago. With Zordon dying and their powers lost, the Rangers head to a distant planet to find the mystic warrior Dulcea.("Wa, wa, wa" music cue.)
The Power Rangers theme song is #7 of the Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs.
Not understanding the reason why the African-American actor and Asian actress left the original Power Rangers cast is #11 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups. - DirectorSteve BarronStarsJudith HoagElias KoteasJosh PaisFour teenage mutant ninja turtles emerge from the shadows to protect New York City from a gang of criminal ninjas.For the Ninja Turtles Trilogy episode.
April O'Neil is #4 of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women.
Also talked about in "What You Never Knew About The Ninja Turtles." - DirectorMichael PressmanStarsPaige TurcoDavid WarnerMichelan SistiThe Turtles discover their origins while they endeavour to save New York City from the evil Shredder and his Foot Clan.For the Ninja Turtles Trilogy episode.
April O'Neil is #4 of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women. - DirectorStuart GillardStarsElias KoteasPaige TurcoStuart WilsonWhen journalist April O'Neil discovers an ancient scepter with magical powers, the Turtles must cow-a-bunga their way back to 17th century Japan to rescue her from the evil clutches of Lord Norinaga.For the Ninja Turtles Trilogy episode.
Horribufuckus.
April O'Neil is #4 of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women.
#4 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critics I Will Never Do, because the Angry Video Game Nerd already did a full review on it. - DirectorAnnabel JankelRocky MortonStarsBob HoskinsJohn LeguizamoDennis HopperTwo Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world."Ba-bomb."
The trailer was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?" - DirectorMatt ReevesStarsMike VogelJessica LucasLizzy CaplanA group of friends venture deep into the streets of New York on a rescue mission during a rampaging monster attack.The movie that NC wished the monster was a Giant Robotic Donkey Kong Jesus Riding a Puff of Smoke.
- DirectorSteven E. de SouzaStarsJean-Claude Van DammeRaul JuliaMing-Na WenIn the midst of a civil war in South East Asia, a general intensifies the climate of violence by kidnapping 63 UN delegates. To free the hostages, a colonel leads a group of fighters, who will have to use all their skills to be successful."OF COURSE!"
- DirectorPaul W.S. AndersonStarsChristopher LambertRobin ShouLinden AshbyThree unknowing martial artists are summoned to a mysterious island to compete in a tournament whose outcome will decide the fate of the world.Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat) is #5 of the Top 11 FUCK YEAH Movie Themes.
- DirectorJoe PytkaStarsMichael JordanWayne KnightTheresa RandleIn a desperate attempt to win a basketball match and earn their freedom, the Looney Tunes seek the aid of retired basketball champion, Michael Jordan.Bunny boobies.
The ending to "What's Opera, Doc?" is #7 of the Top 11 Saddest Moments.
Lola Bunny's bunny boobies is #11 of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes.
Later talked about in "All the Looney Tunes Movies." - DirectorKunihiko YuyamaStarsVeronica TaylorRachael LillisEric StuartScientists genetically create a new Pokémon, Mewtwo, but the results are horrific and disastrous.Y'know, for kids!
The constant spelling mistakes is #2 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups.
A commercial for Pokemon on Game Boy is later featured in “Conquest of the Commercials: Ehenzeeahneh.”
The Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo 64 commercial is later featured in "War of the Commercials: Just Go!"
The commercial for Pokemon Ball Blasters is later featured in "Escape from the Commercials: Do It!" - DirectorTodd HollandStarsFred SavageLuke EdwardsJenny LewisA boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross-country, with help from a girl they meet, to compete in the ultimate video-game championship."I love the PowerGlove, it's so bad."
The review is in the runners-up of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
Lucas is #5 of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes. - DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerGeorge ClooneyChris O'DonnellBatman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!
Not understanding why Mr. Freeze didn't cure his wife is #9 of the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups.
Robin is #8 of the Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress list.
Later mentioned in “The Dark Age of Movies” editorial.
The trailer was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?"
The 1973 Batman "Equal Pay for Women" PSA was later featured in "Battle of the Commercials: Like You Give a Sh*t."
#3 of the Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels.
Later mentioned in "Why Do So Many Sequels Suck?"
Later mentioned in "When Should Remakes Not Happen?"
Later mentioned in "Do Credits Suck Now?"
The review is in the runners-up of the Top 11 Favorite Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
The "Bat Credit Card" gag is in the #8 spot of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes list.
The review is #4 of the Top 5 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes. - DirectorStephen HerekStarsEmilio EstevezJoss AcklandLane SmithA self-centered Minnesota lawyer is sentenced to community service coaching a rag tag youth hockey team.For the 90's Sports Montage.
- DirectorWilliam DearStarsDanny GloverBrenda FrickerTony DanzaWhen a boy prays for a chance to have a family if the California Angels win the pennant, angels are assigned to make that possible.For the 90's Sports Montage.
- DirectorCharles Martin SmithStarsMichael JeterKevin ZegersWendy MakkenaAn unexpected player joins the school basketball team - a circus dog who escaped from a cruel master.For the 90's Sports Montage.
- DirectorDaniel SternStarsThomas Ian NicholasGary BuseyAlbert HallWhen an accident miraculously gives a boy an incredibly powerful pitching arm, he becomes a major league pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.For the 90's Sports Montage.
- DirectorDuwayne DunhamStarsRick MoranisEd O'NeillShawna WaldronMisfits form their own opposing team to an elite peewee football team, coached by the elite team coach's brother.For the 90's Sports Montage.
- DirectorJon TurteltaubStarsJohn CandyLeonDoug E. DougWhen a Jamaican sprinter is disqualified from the Olympic Games, he enlists the help of a dishonored coach to start the first Jamaican Bobsled Team.For the 90's Sports Montage.
- CreatorNicholas BoxerTed TurnerThom BeersStarsDavid CoburnJoey DedioKath SoucieA quintet of teenagers work together to encourage environmentally responsible behavior and can summon a superhero to deal with ecological disasters.HEART!
Linka is #11 of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women. - StarsMarc SummersJohn HarveyRobin MarrellaOne in a long-running series of game shows, where two-member teams of children compete to answer questions and complete stunts.
- DirectorJon TurteltaubStarsVictor WongMichael TreanorMax Elliott SladeEach year, three brothers visit their grandfather for the summer. He is highly skilled in ninjutsu, and for years he has trained the boys in his techniques.The constant spelling mistakes is #2 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups.
- For the deal NC made with The Angry Video Game Nerd, who in return reviewed the movie "Ricky 1."
Not giving a clear explanation of the secret passageway is #7 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups. - DirectorGary GoddardStarsDolph LundgrenFrank LangellaMeg FosterThe heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull.The He-Man Burger King Kid's Meals commercial was later shown in "Nostalgic Commercials!: After These Messages..."
The He-Man Hotline commercial was later shown in "Return of the Nostalgic Commercials: We'll Be Right Back..."
The intro to "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" and "She-Ra: Princess of Power" were later mentioned in "Grading Cartoon Show Intros."
The Artilleray & Beam-Blaster commercial was later featured in "Escape from the Commercials: Do It!"
The Money Supermarket with He-Man and Skeletor commercials were later featured in "Commercials Resurrection: We Good? Okay." - DirectorKen KwapisStarsCaroll SpinneyJim HensonFrank OzBig Bird is sent to live far from Sesame Street by a pesky social worker named Miss Finch. Unhappy, he runs away from there, prompting the rest of the Sesame Street gang to go on a cross-country journey to find him.The Sesame Street theme song is #11 of the Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs.
The song "Blue Bird" is #10 of the Top 11 Saddest Moments. - CreatorSam BobrickStarsMark-Paul GosselaarMario LopezDustin DiamondA close-knit group of six friends get through their teens together while attending Bayside High School in Palisades, California."I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED!"
- DirectorPhil RomanStarsRichard KindDana HillAnndi McAfeeCat and mouse duo Tom and Jerry reluctantly work together to save a young girl from her evil aunt.Tom and Jerry was later talked about in "Why is Tom and Jerry GENIUS?"
The review is #3 of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
The mindfuck sequence and the Hamlet quote are #10 of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes. - DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy."Bend your knees! Use your arms!"
- DirectorPaul Michael GlaserStarsShaquille O'NealFrancis CapraAlly WalkerA troubled kid inadvertently releases a genie, who must grant him any three wishes he requests."Let's Green Egg and Ham it."
The Shaq-Fu commercial was later featured in "Escape from the Commercials: Do It!" - DirectorJames YukichStarsRobert PatrickMark DacascosScott WolfTwo brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power.A Tiger Electronic Games commercial was later featured in "War of the Commercials: Just Go!"
- DirectorWillard HuyckStarsLea ThompsonJeffrey JonesTim RobbinsA sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a struggling female rock singer."That's a Duck, man!"
- DirectorJohn R. LeonettiStarsRobin ShouTalisa SotoJames RemarA group of martial-arts warriors has only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion.I'm acting!
Techno Syndrome (Mortal Kombat) is #5 of the Top 11 FUCK YEAH Movie Themes.
Runner-up of the Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels.
Bhargav's sexual rambling is #2 of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes. - DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsMatthew BroderickJean RenoMaria PitilloFrench nuclear tests irradiate an iguana into a giant monster that heads off to New York City. The American military must chase the monster across the city to stop it before it reproduces."That's a lot of fish."
Not realizing that some species of lizards can actually eat fish is #4 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups.
Later mentioned in “The Dark Age of Movies.” - StarsLou AlbanoHarvey AtkinJohn StockerThe Mario Brothers, Princess Toadstool, and Toad go on various adventures while battling the evil King Koopa.The Nintendo Cereal System commercial is shown in "Nostalgic Commercials!"
Princess Peach is #2 of the Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress.
The Super Mario Adventures comics were talked about in "Why Super Mario Comics Don't Suck"
The Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo 64 commercial is shown in "War of the Commercials."
The intro to this show, "The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3," and "Super Mario World" were later mentioned in "Grading Cartoon Show Intros."
The Lou Albano PSAs were later shown in "Curse of the Commercials."
The Mario Bros. Atari commercial was later talked about in "Commercials H20: Temp Title (Think of a Better One Later)." - CreatorBob ForwardStarsCynthia PrestonJonathan PottsTabitha St. GermainBased on the popular Nintendo game of the same name. Link and Princess Zelda protect the mystical artifact, the Triforce of Wisdom, from falling into the hands of the evil sorcerer Ganon."Well excuse ME, princess."
The Nintendo Cereal System commercial was later shown in "Nostalgic Commercials!"
The American and Japanesse commercials for the game The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening was later shown in "Return of the Nostalgic Commercials."
Zelda was later mentioned "What's with the Princess Hate?"
The intro to the Mega Man animated series from 1994 was later mentioned in "Grading Cartoon Show Intros."
A couple of The Legend of Zelda on NES commercials were later featured in "Kingdom of the Commercials." - DirectorBrian LevantStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerSinbadPhil HartmanA father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas. However, every store is sold out, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one.For Christmas 2008.
"Put that cookie down!" - CreatorJohn KricfalusiBob CampJim GomezStarsJohn KricfalusiBilly WestHarris PeetRen, a psychotic Chihuahua, and Stimpson J. Cat, a dimwitted Manx cat who goes by the nickname Stimpy, have a host of unusual adventures.For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.
#8 of the Top 11 Animated Shows.
The line "I just love skinny-dipping!" is #4 of the Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids.
Later mentioned in "Why Do We Love Stupid?" - CreatorGabor CsupoPaul GermainArlene KlaskyStarsElizabeth DailyChristine CavanaughNancy CartwrightTommy, Chuckie, Angelica, Phil and Lil and Susie find themselves in a slew of adventures - both real and imaginary. Baldly go where no baby's every gone before as the Rugrats turn the ordinary into the extraordinary every day.For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.
Adventure HO! - CreatorJim JinkinsStarsBilly WestFred NewmanConstance ShulmanThe life of a young boy as he meets friends, falls in love, maneuvers his way through grade 6 and writes all about it in his journal.For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.
Doo-doo-dooo-doo-doo-doo-dooo-doo-dooo-doo-doo. - CreatorJoe MurrayStarsCarlos AlazraquiTom KennyCharlie AdlerThe wacky misadventures of an Australian wallaby and his friends as he finishes his transition to American life.For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.
Most of this show is #1 of the Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids. - CreatorCraig BartlettSteve VikstenJoe AnsolabehereStarsFrancesca Marie SmithJamil Walker SmithDan CastellanetaThe everyday life of Arnold, a fourth-grader in a nameless city that resembles Brooklyn, New York, who lives in a multi-racial boarding house with his grandparents and a motley assortment of friends and neighbors.For Nickelodeon Month. Nicktoons.
- StarsLes LyeAbby HagyardChristine McGladeSketch TV by young amateur actors in true classic Nick-style. But whatever you do, never admit that you don't know or ask for water.For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms.
ELEPHANT! (The Burger King appears.) - CreatorMitchell KriegmanStarsMelissa Joan HartJason ZimblerElizabeth HessAs events unfold in her life, Clarissa explains to the viewer the motivations behind people's actions.For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms.
- CreatorDee LaDukeBrown JohnsonDebby BeeceStarsDavid BrisbinKelly BrownDebi KalmanA group of friends work together with their boss at a dude ranch and go through many fun moments and mishaps along the way.For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms.
- CreatorSteve SlavkinStarsTrevor EysterDanny CookseyMichael BowerA group of kids at a summer camp, run by the heard-but-never-seen Dr. Kahn, form friendships as they spend time harassing buffoonish camp counselor Kevin "Ug" Lee.For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms.
- CreatorWill McRobbChris ViscardiStarsMichael C. MaronnaDanny TamberelliJudy GrafeThis delightfully quirky show looks at the lives and adventures of two red-headed brothers with the same name.For Nickelodeon Month. Nickcoms.
- CreatorBuddy SheffieldRita SheffieldStarsJulene ReneeJohn CraneSeymour Willis GreenSketch Comedy show for adolescents with skits revolving around a central theme to teach a lesson.For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK.
- CreatorD.J. MacHaleNed KandelStarsRoss HullDaniel DeSantoRaine Pare-CoullA group of teenagers meet in the woods, and tell scary stories.For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK.
- CreatorBrian RobbinsMichael TollinStarsAmanda BynesNick CannonKenan ThompsonA zany sketch comedy featuring many wacky characters hosted for kids and by kids.For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK.
- CreatorWill McRobbBob MittenthalStephen HolmanStarsNoah SeganJulia McIlvaineBert PenceAn animated anthology show hosted by two kids who live in a comic book.For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK.
- CreatorKim BassStarsKenan ThompsonKel MitchellKen ForeeKenan and Kel: two best friends who live in Chicago are always dragged down by Kenan's get rich quick schemes while orange soda-loving buddy Kel is dragged along but tends to mess things up.For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK.
- DirectorMichael GrossmanStarsKenan ThompsonKel MitchellKen ForeeThe Rockmores set out on a family road trip with an uninvited Kel stashed in the trunk. While camping out in the woods, Kenan has a scary encounter with a mysterious, shadowy figure...For Nickelodeon Month. SNICK.
- DirectorBrian RobbinsStarsKel MitchellKenan ThompsonSinbadA dim-witted teenager and his new coworker try to save the old burger joint they work for from failing after the opening of a brand new burger restaurant across the street, which's planning to put them out of business.For Nickelodeon Month.
- DirectorBill KroyerStarsSamantha MathisChristian SlaterRobin WilliamsThe magical inhabitants of a rainforest fight to save their home, which is threatened by logging and a polluting force of destruction called Hexxus.With The Nostalgia Chick.
BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT! - DirectorMichael GottliebStarsThomas Ian NicholasJoss AcklandArt MalikA Little League player is sent back into medieval times where he is given the task of saving Camelot.The constant spelling mistakes is #2 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups.
- DirectorJoseph RubenStarsMacaulay CulkinElijah WoodWendy CrewsonA young boy stays with his aunt and uncle and becomes friends with his cousin, a boy of the same age who shows increasing signs of violent and psychopathic behavior.The constant spelling mistakes is #2 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups.
- CreatorKent ButterworthPhil HarnageBruce ShellyStarsJaleel WhiteIbrahim LaleliLong John BaldryA blue hedgehog that can run at incredible speeds, his best friend, a two-tailed flying fox, defend planet Mobius from the evil Dr. Robotnik and his bumbling mechanical goons.
- StarsJaleel WhiteBradley PierceCharlie AdlerIn a post-apocalyptic and dystopian future, all life has been challenged by oppression and tyranny, as the evil Dr. Robotnik is on the wake of controlling Mobius.#12 of the Top 11 Animated Shows list.
Princess Sally was later mentioned in "What's with the Princess Hate?" - DirectorJan de BontStarsHelen HuntBill PaxtonCary ElwesTwo storm chasers on the brink of divorce must work together to create an advanced weather alert system by putting themselves in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes.From the director of "The Haunting" (1999) and "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life."
Later mentioned in “The Dark Age of Movies” editorial. - DirectorRod AmateauStarsAnthony NewleyMackenzie AstinPhil FondacaroDodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.#1 of the Top 11 WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed.
Later mentioned in "When Should Remakes Not Happen?" - DirectorDon BluthGary GoldmanDan KuensterStarsGlen CampbellChristopher PlummerSorrell BookeIn order to defeat the wicked Grand Duke of Owls, a young boy, transformed into a cat, teams up with a group of barnyard animals to find the rooster who can raise the sun.
- DirectorCamillo TetiStarsLisa RussoMark Thompson-AshworthGisella MathewsA Cinderella meets her Prince Charming on the ill-fated Titanic. Along for the ride are a rapping dog, other talking animals, and an assortment of wacky humans.Aka, the animated Titanic movie with a rapping dog.
The trailer to James Camron's "Titanic" is #2 of the Top 11 Best Film Trailers. - DirectorPixote HuntJoe JohnstonStarsMacaulay CulkinChristopher LloydKanin HowellA cowardly boy, who buries himself in accident statistics, enters a library to escape a storm, only to be transformed into an animated illustration by the Pagemaster. He has to work through obstacles from classic books to return to real-life.Zuul, mother*beep*er, ZUUL!
- DirectorWolfgang PetersenStarsNoah HathawayBarret OliverTami StronachA troubled boy dives into a wondrous fantasy world through the pages of a mysterious book.Reviewed by Chester A. Bum. For April Fool's episode.
The drowning of Artax is #5 on the Top 11 Saddest Moments. - DirectorJerry KramerJim BlashfieldColin ChilversStarsMichael JacksonJoe PesciSean LennonAnthology movie by, and starring, Michael Jackson in his prime, combining a number of music videos from his bestselling "Bad" album with a fantasy tale of Michael's confrontation with a ruthless drug dealer known as Mr. Big.Note: This review came out less than three months before Michael Jackson's death.
- DirectorKevin MunroeStarsPatrick StewartMakoChris EvansWhen the world is threatened by an ancient evil, the Ninja Turtles must reunite and overcome their faults in order to stand against it.April O'Neil is #4 of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women.
Insulting Mako as the voice of Splinter is #3 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups. - DirectorRichard FleischerStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerBrigitte NielsenSandahl BergmanThe fearless warrior Red Sonja sets out to avenge her family's murder and rid her kingdom from the tyrannical rule of evil Queen Gedren.#6 of the Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews.
- DirectorJohn BadhamStarsAlly SheedySteve GuttenbergFisher StevensNumber 5 of a group of experimental robots in a lab is electrocuted, suddenly becomes intelligent, and escapes.For the Short Circuit double feature episode.
- DirectorKenneth JohnsonStarsFisher StevensMichael McKeanTim BlaneyRobot Johnny Five comes to the city and gets manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes.For the Short Circuit double feature episode.
- CreatorJeff FranklinStarsBob SagetJohn StamosDave CoulierA widowed sportscaster raises his three daughters with assistance from his rock and roll brother-in-law and madcap best friend.Providing the wrong reason why the mother died is #6 of the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups (He said that she died from a disease when she was actually killed in a car accident).
Top 5 Worst Full House Episodes:
5. Back to School Blues
4. Tanners Island
3. Out Very First Telethon
2. Secret Admire
1. The Return of Grandma. - DirectorRob ReinerStarsElijah WoodBruce WillisJason AlexanderSick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents.The review is #8 of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
#1 of the Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews. - DirectorDavid SapersteinStarsBryant ArnettBob BejanBilly BrillA behind the scenes of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Coming Out Of Their Shells stage show.With the Angry Video Game Nerd.
April O'Neil is #4 of the Top 11 Hottest Animated Women. - DirectorAaron NorrisStarsChuck NorrisBeau BridgesJonathan BrandisA bullied teen who fantasizes about being Chuck Norris' sidekick trains in martial arts to fulfill his dreams.Chuck Norris!
Mispronouncing actor's names (notably Mako) is #8 of the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups. - CreatorGreg WeismanStarsKeith DavidSalli Richardson-WhitfieldJeff BennettA clan of heroic night creatures pledge to protect modern New York City as they did in Scotland one thousand years earlier.The show was later talked about in the Disney Afternoon episode.
- DirectorMichael BayStarsShia LaBeoufMegan FoxJosh DuhamelSam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.The Transformers sequels are #9 of the Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels.
Later mentioned in "Why Do So Many Sequels Suck?" - DirectorKenneth JohnsonStarsShaquille O'NealAnnabeth GishJudd NelsonA scientist for the military turns himself into a cartoon-like superhero when a version of one of his own weapons is being used against enemies.Later mentioned in “The Dark Age of Movies” editorial.
The Shaq-Fu commercial was later shown in "Escape from the Commercials: Do It!" - DirectorDavid HoganStarsPamela AndersonAmir AboulElaAdriana AlexanderDuring the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barb Wire owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Axel Hood, who is married to the fugitive Corrina Devonshire, re-enters her life.Mistaking a forklift for a bulldozer is #6 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
- DirectorPeter JacksonStarsElijah WoodIan McKellenOrlando BloomA meek Hobbit from the Shire and eight companions set out on a journey to destroy the powerful One Ring and save Middle-earth from the Dark Lord Sauron.For "Old vs. New":
Best Supporting Cast
Best Action Scenes
Best Story.
Also mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
10. The sexy cry
8. A dramatic choir
4. Shouting "No!"
1. Slow-motion.
The Fellowship theme is #11 of the The Top 11 FUCK YEAH Movie Themes.
Later talked about in the Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments:
11. Just letting Gandalf die even though he could easily be saved from falling to his death
9. Gimli's being reduced to comic relief
8. Legolas not having any trouble in fighting
7. Pointless close-up shots
5. Characters returning despite having died or being presumed dead
3. The homosexual overtones in Sam and Frodo's relationship
1. The eagles doing nothing, despite the fact they could save everyone.
Later mentioned in "Can Hype Kill a Good Film?" - DirectorPeter JacksonStarsElijah WoodIan McKellenViggo MortensenWhile Frodo and Sam edge closer to Mordor with the help of the shifty Gollum, the divided fellowship makes a stand against Sauron's new ally, Saruman, and his hordes of Isengard.For "Old vs. New"
Best Supporting Cast
Best Action Scenes
Best Story
Also mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
10. The sexy cry
8. A dramatic choir
6. Items blowing in the wind.
The Fellowship theme is #11 spot of the The Top 11 FUCK YEAH Movie Themes.
Later talked about in the Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments:
9. Gimli's being reduced to comic relief
8. Legolas not having any trouble in fighting
6. The portrayal of the character Denethor
5. Characters returning despite having died or being presumed dead
3. The homosexual overtones in Sam and Frodo's relationship.
Later mentioned in "Can Hype Kill a Good Film?" - DirectorPeter JacksonStarsElijah WoodViggo MortensenIan McKellenGandalf and Aragorn lead the World of Men against Sauron's army to draw his gaze from Frodo and Sam as they approach Mount Doom with the One Ring.For "Old vs. New"
Best Supporting Cast
Best Action Scenes
Best Story
Also mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
10. The sexy cry
8. A dramatic choir.
The Fellowship theme is #11 of the The Top 11 FUCK YEAH Movie Themes.
Later talked about in the Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments:
10. The numerous false endings
9. Gimli's being reduced to comic relief
8. Legolas not having any trouble in fighting
6. The portrayal of the character Denethor
5. Characters returning despite having died or being presumed dead
4. Arwen's fate being tied to the fate of the ring
3. The homosexual overtones in Sam and Frodo's relationship
2. The complete omission of Saruman the White
1. The eagles doing nothing, despite the fact they could save everyone.
Later mentioned in "Can Hype Kill a Good Film?"
The trailer was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?"
Later mentioned in "Can An Ending Ruin a Film?"
#4 of the Top 11 Best Movie Sequels. - DirectorJohn McTiernanStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerF. Murray AbrahamArt CarneyWith the help of a magic ticket, a young movie fan is transported into the fictional world of his favorite action movie character.Mistaking Robert Prosky for Art Carney is #5 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups (Note: The mistake it's no longer in the review).
- StarsIan James CorlettGarry ChalkMichael DonovanKevin, a teenage gamer and his friends fight to save Videoland from the evil Mother Brain.
- DirectorPhil NibbelinkSimon WellsDick ZondagStarsJohn GoodmanCharles FleischerBlaze BerdahlA time traveling scientist goes back to prehistoric times and feeds dinosaurs a magic cereal that increases their intelligence - next they land in modern New York City for a series of comic adventures.Reviewed by Raoul Puke.
The constant spelling mistakes is #2 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups. - DirectorRonny YuStarsAngus MacfadyenMario YedidiaMarley SheltonA young boy is whisked away to the mythical land of Tao where he becomes the center of a conflict between an evil lord and a group of animal warriors."IT WAS A LIFE!"
- DirectorAlbert PyunStarsMatt SalingerRonny CoxNed BeattyFrozen in the ice for decades, Captain America is freed to battle against archcriminal The Red Skull."HEIL HITLER!!!" (BANG)
The trailer to "Captain America: Civil War" was later talked about in "How Right are Trailers?" - DirectorUwe BollStarsChristian SlaterTara ReidStephen DorffA detective of the paranormal slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results.With Spoony and Linkara.
Not mentioning Tera Reid pronouncing Newfoundland as "New Found Land" is #15 of the Next Top 15 Missed Opportunities of Atop The Fourth Wall. - DirectorRupert WainwrightStarsBrian BonsallKaren DuffyJames RebhornAfter a bike accident, a young boy inadvertently gains possession of a check for $1 million and proceeds to spend it, unaware that the gangsters it belongs to are in pursuit.
- DirectorTommy Lee WallaceStarsTom AtkinsStacey NelkinDan O'HerlihyKids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran.An audio review.
#10 of the Top 11 New Halloween Classics. - DirectorMel StuartStarsGene WilderJack AlbertsonPeter OstrumA poor but hopeful boy seeks one of the five coveted golden tickets that will send him on a tour of Willy Wonka's mysterious chocolate factory.For "Old vs. New"
Best Willy Wonka
Best supporting cast
Best music
Best story
Wonka's Tunnel of Hell is #10 of the Top 11 Scariest Moments list, and #4 of the Top 11 Mindfucks. - DirectorTim BurtonStarsJohnny DeppFreddie HighmoreDavid KellyCharlie, a young boy from an impoverished family, and four other kids win a tour of an amazing chocolate factory run by an imaginative chocolatier, Willy Wonka, and his staff of Oompa-Loompas.For "Old vs. New."
Best visuals
Later mentioned in "When Should Remakes Not Happen?" - DirectorDavid KelloggStarsVanilla IceKristin MinterNaomi CampbellA rapper gets stuck in a small town and falls for a local girl whose family is in witness protection.Later mentioned in "Is It Right to Nitpick?"
- DirectorBurt KennedyStarsHulk HoganChristopher LloydShelley DuvallAn interstellar hero from a distant world visits Earth, and tries to fit in with a mundane, yet kind, suburban family."I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"
The After Burner video game commercial was later shown in "Return of the Nostalgic Commercials: We'll Be Right Back..." - DirectorChristopher CainStarsPat MoritaHilary SwankMichael IronsideMr. Miyagi is back and he takes a new pupil under his wing: a troubled adolescent girl.
- DirectorBrad SilberlingStarsBill PullmanChristina RicciCathy MoriartyAn afterlife therapist and his daughter meet a friendly young ghost when they move into a crumbling mansion in order to rid the premises of wicked spirits.For Halloween 2009.
TIMING!
Later mentioned in "Does PG Mean Anything Anymore?"
The review is #2 of the Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes.
Casper the Friendly Ghost is #3 of the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Favorite Jokes. - DirectorSidney J. FurieStarsChristopher ReeveGene HackmanMargot KidderThe Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man.With Linkara
Previously talked about in the Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments:
9. Recreating the romantic flying scene from the 1st film
7. The special effects
6. Clark Kent's glasses
5. Nuclear Man's creation
3. Superman's mind erasing kiss in "Superman II," which was also used in "Superman IV."
Wearing eyeliner in The Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments without notice is #9 of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
Mistaking a Georgian-era dress for a Victorian-era dress is in the #10 spot of the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic *beep*-Ups.
Things blowing in the wind is #6 of the Top 11 Coolest Movie Cliches.
Lois Lane is #6 of the Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress.
The Superman Main Theme is #7 of the Top 11 *beep* YEAH Movie Themes (tied with "Raiders March" from Indiana Jones).
The first film and "Superman Returns" were later mentioned in "Are Superheroes Whiny Little Bitches?"
The commercial for Superman Peanut Butter was later shown in “Conquest of the Commercials: Ehenzeeahneh.”
The ending to "Superman" was later mentioned in "Can An Ending Ruin a Film?"
#5 of the Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels. - DirectorFrank MarshallStarsLaura LinneyTim CurryDylan WalshWhen an expedition to the African Congo ends in disaster, a new team is assembled to find out what went wrong.
- StarsRoger EbertGene SiskelRichard RoeperChicago critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert rate new movies with a thumbs up, or a thumbs down.For a tribute episode.
Roger Ebert was later talked about again after his passing in April 2013.
Later talked about in the Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews:
11. Baby's Day Out
10. Alaska.
9. Frozen Assets
8. Leonard Part 6
7. Home Alone 3
6. Red Sonja
5. Cop & 1/2
4. She's Out of Control
3. Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
2. Benji the Hunted
1. North
Runners-Up: Naked Lunch, The Guardian, Jaws: The Revenge, and Curly Sue. - DirectorDanny CannonStarsSylvester StalloneArmand AssanteRob SchneiderIn a dystopian future, Joseph Dredd, the most famous Judge (a police officer with instant field judiciary powers), is convicted for a crime he did not commit and must face his murderous counterpart."I AM THE LAW!"
Later mentioned in the Top 11 Coolest Cliches:
6. Items blowing in the wind
4. Shouting "No!"
1. Slow-motion. - DirectorRachel TalalayStarsLori PettyIce-TNaomi WattsA girl is among the few survivors of a dystopian Earth. Riding a war tank, she fights against the tyranny of a mega-corporation that dominates the remaining potable water supply of the planet.