Some More Of The Worst Movies Of All Timeby grove-for-life | created - 07 Dec 2011 | updated - 08 Dec 2011 | Public
Once Again I Am Bored As F/ck, So Now I Am Going To Bore You With Another List Of Some Of The Biggest Abominations In Film I Have Ever Seen, Here They Are...
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1. Valhalla Rising (2009)
Not Rated | 93 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Forced for some time to be a fighting slave, a pagan warrior escapes his captors with a boy and joins a group of Crusaders on their quest to the Holy Land.
Votes: 54,341 | Gross: $0.02M
Sounded Awesome... But It Sucked
2. 200 M.P.H. (2011 Video)
R | 92 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
An amateur racer gets involved in illegal street racing after the death of his brother.
It Had Some of the Worst C.G.I I've Ever Seen, and It Was Used For Almost Every Race.
3. Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010 Video)
R | 88 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The US Army has to try and destroy the havoc creating monsters.
What A Crock...
4. Dog Soldiers (2002)
R | 105 min | Action, Horror, Thriller
A routine military exercise turns into a nightmare in the Scotland wilderness.
I'll Admit, I Got A Kick Out Of When The Guy Stuffed ALL Of His Organs Back In and Kept Going...
5. Videodrome (1983)
R | 87 min | Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
When he acquires a different kind of show for his station, a sleazy cable-TV programmer begins to see his life and the future of media spin out of control in a terrifying new reality.
Votes: 80,141 | Gross: $2.12M
It's Good If Your Into Snuff Films (You Freak)
6. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
Not Rated | 81 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.
7. Tunnel (2002 Video)
R | 94 min | Action, Thriller
An ex-SAS agent and a thief battle for their lives as air runs out in a maze of abandoned mine tunnels while they're searching for $200 million in stolen diamonds.
It's Bad When "The Hero" Is A Lazy Piece Of Unlikeable Crap, In Both The Movie And Reality.
8. House of the Dead (2003)
R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
A group of college students travels to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.
Votes: 35,471 | Gross: $10.25M
All You Need To Know Is It's A Video Game Movie...
9. The River Murders (2011)
R | 92 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery
While investigating a series of murders, a homicide detective becomes the prime suspect when the FBI uncovers his close personal ties to all the victims.
Impressive Cast, But That Was All
10. Lady in the Water (2006)
PG-13 | 110 min | Drama, Fantasy, Mystery
Apartment building superintendent Cleveland Heep rescues what he thinks is a young woman from the pool he maintains. When he discovers that she is actually a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the journey back to her home, he works with his tenants to protect his new friend from the creatures that are determined to keep her in our world.
Votes: 93,228 | Gross: $42.29M
I'm Not Even Sure What He Was Trying To Do With This One
11. Pearl Harbor (2001)
PG-13 | 183 min | Action, Drama, History
A tale of war and romance mixed in with history. The story follows two lifelong friends and a beautiful nurse who are caught up in the horror of an infamous Sunday morning in 1941.
Votes: 304,663 | Gross: $198.54M
It Was Like Pouring Salt In A Wound
12. The Traveler (I) (2010)
R | 96 min | Horror, Thriller
A slow, quiet Christmas Eve night at the police station turns into strange horror after a man enters claiming he wants to confess to murder.
I Probably Would Have Liked It Better If They Hadn't Given Away The Plot Twist In The First 5 Minutes
13. Righteous Kill (2008)
R | 101 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery
Two veteran New York City detectives work on a case of serial executions of criminals who escaped justice.
Votes: 83,104 | Gross: $40.08M
Like So Many Others I Loved Heat, and Was Entranced By The Idea Of Them Doing Another Movie Together... Damn It Was Disappointing
14. Super Mario Bros. (1993)
PG | 104 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
Two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world.
Votes: 47,507 | Gross: $20.92M
I'm Fairly Sure Whoever Made This Movie Never Played Any Of The Games...
15. Give 'em Hell Malone (2009)
R | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
A tough as nails private investigator (Malone) squares off with gangsters and their thugs to protect a valuable secret. Malone goes through hell to protect the information but he dishes some hell as well...
Why He Turned Down The Opportunity To Recur His Role As The Punisher I'll Never Know...
16. Punisher: War Zone (2008)
R | 103 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Frank Castle known as Punisher ruthlessly demolishes organized crime, but it starts an even bigger war.
Votes: 59,188 | Gross: $7.95M
Okay... Maybe I Will
17. Iron Man 2 (2010)
PG-13 | 124 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father's legacy.
Votes: 699,260 | Gross: $312.43M
It's Only Saving Point Was Scarlett Johansson In Tight Leather and Red Hair...
18. Dark Country (2009)
R | 88 min | Crime, Mystery, Thriller
A couple en route from Las Vegas are forced to deal with a body out in the desert making their honeymoon one hellish ride.
What A Useless Movie
19. The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
R | 129 min | Action, Sci-Fi
The human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith.
Votes: 435,323 | Gross: $139.31M
I'd List The Second One As Well, But It At Least Had Scenes I Liked. This One Was Like A Slap In The Face To The Series' Fans...
20. From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter (1999 Video)
R | 94 min | Horror, Thriller, Western
Set 100 years ago in Mexico, this horror/western is the story of the birth of the vampire princess Santanico Pandemonium.
At Least The Second One Tried Something New, This One Was Just A Crappy Re-Make Of The First One. (Oh But Set It The Wild West, So I Guess My Initial Statement Is Wrong)
21. The Last Ride (2004 TV Movie)
84 min | Action, Drama, Thriller
After thirty years in prison, ex-con Ronnie (Dennis Hopper) recruits his grandson to exact revenge on Darryl (Fred Ward), the cop who put him behind bars. Standing in their way is Ronnie's son, whom Darryl raised.
It Was Fairly Obvious Pontiac Had A Major Role In Funding This Film, Almost Every Car Was An '04 GTO, and There Was Even A Scene At A Car Show Where They Introduced The Vehicle, Giving Us All The Specs.
22. Watchmen (2009)
R | 162 min | Action, Drama, Mystery
In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it.
Votes: 485,652 | Gross: $107.51M
The only Reason I Stuck It Out To The End Was The Anticipation Of The Epic Final Battle, That Never Happened.
I Will Give It Points For Soundtrack Though.
23. King Kong (2005)
PG-13 | 187 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
A greedy film producer assembles a team of moviemakers and sets out for the infamous Skull Island, where they find more than just cannibalistic natives.
Votes: 381,542 | Gross: $218.08M
This Goes For Everyone Of Them Except The Original, It Was A Decent Movie For The Time, With A Nice Story, But Every Re-Make Has Been Worse Than The Last...
24. The Descent (2005)
R | 99 min | Adventure, Horror, Thriller
A caving expedition goes horribly wrong, as the explorers become trapped and ultimately pursued by a strange breed of predators.
Votes: 194,796 | Gross: $26.02M
I Don't Even Remember Why I Watched It, But I Can Think Of 98 Reasons Why You Shouldn't...
25. Tooth Fairy (I) (2010)
PG | 101 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy.
Votes: 40,688 | Gross: $60.02M
Anybody Who Let's Their Kids Watch This One Should Be Brought Up On Charges Of Child Abuse...
26. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
PG-13 | 85 min | Comedy
Set back in the 80s when Harry met Lloyd in high school where they cross paths with a mean principal and a bunch of other outcasts much like themselves.
Votes: 36,529 | Gross: $26.28M
Genocide Is More Amusing...
27. Hostel (2005)
R | 94 min | Horror
Three backpackers head to a Slovak city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them.
Votes: 165,372 | Gross: $47.33M
The Only Thing People Had To Rave About Was A 1 Second Scene Where A Girl Gets Her Optic Nerve Cut, I've Seen Worse Things Than That On T.V. Guide...
28. Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
R | 97 min | Action, Horror
Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees return to terrorize the teenage population. Except this time, they're out to get each other, too.
Votes: 107,679 | Gross: $82.62M
Apparently Both Series Writers Ran Out Of Ideas (Assuming They Had Any In The First Place), Until Some Brown-Noser Blurted Out The Infamous Idea Of A "Colossal Battle" Between The Two Giants Of Crap Horror Movies. Call Me Jason Fights Leather-Face, 'Cause He Could Beat Freddy With His Eyes Closed...
29. Vampires Suck (2010)
PG-13 | 82 min | Comedy
A spoof of vampire-themed movies. Teenager, Becca finds herself torn between 2 boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.
Votes: 45,662 | Gross: $36.66M
I Know Spoof Movies Are Supposed To Be Stupid, But Come On...
30. Deathwatch (2002)
R | 94 min | Drama, Horror, War
In the middle of World War I, nine British soldiers caught behind enemy lines seek refuge in a complex network of German trenches. What they soon discover is that they aren't alone - and it isn't a German soldier that's hunting them down.
The Movie Was So Low Budget, That The Producers And I Both Discovered Fake Barbed Wire Is More Expensive That The Real Stuff, And I'm Sure The Actors Found Out The Hard Way As Well...
31. Dracula 2000 (2000)
R | 99 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror
A group of thieves breaks into a chamber expecting to find paintings, but instead they release the count himself, who travels to New Orleans to find his nemesis' daughter, Mary Van Helsing.
Votes: 31,390 | Gross: $33.02M
This One 'Sucked'...
32. Diary of the Dead (2007)
R | 95 min | Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi
A group of young film students run into real-life zombies while filming a horror movie of their own.
Votes: 45,230 | Gross: $0.96M
Either George A. Romero Is Losing His Touch, Or The Walking Dead Raised My Standards Too High.
33. 15 Minutes (2001)
R | 120 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A homicide detective and a fire marshal must stop a pair of murderers who commit videotaped crimes to become media darlings.
Votes: 47,637 | Gross: $24.40M
A Fire Martial?
34. Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny (2006)
R | 93 min | Adventure, Comedy, Music
To become the greatest band of all time, two slacker, wannabe-rockers set out on a quest to steal a legendary guitar pick that gives its holders incredible guitar skills, from a maximum security Rock and Roll museum.
Votes: 99,672 | Gross: $8.32M
Like The Band, Like Jack Black, Hell... I Even Liked The Game, But What The F/ck Was This?
35. We Own the Night (2007)
R | 117 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A New York City nightclub manager tries to save his brother and father from Russian Mafia hitmen.
Votes: 83,199 | Gross: $28.56M
I'll Admit, I Got My Money's Worth In The First 5 Minutes, But Just Shut It Off After That... Your Not Going To Miss Anything Special.
36. Formula 51 (2001)
R | 93 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
An American master chemist plans to score big on a once in a lifetime drug deal. All does not go as planned and he is soon entangled in a web of deceit.
Votes: 47,034 | Gross: $5.20M
It's So Bad Even IMDB Couldn't Say It's Name...
37. 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)
R | 125 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A gang of ex-cons rob a casino during Elvis convention week.
Votes: 42,962 | Gross: $15.74M
Trust Me, You'll Get More Fun Out Of Cutting Off Your Own Nipples (Just Like That Guy From Crank 2)
38. The Family Man (2000)
PG-13 | 125 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
A fast-lane investment broker, offered the opportunity to see how the other half lives, wakes up to find that his sports car and girlfriend have become a mini-van and wife.
Votes: 100,545 | Gross: $75.79M
Someone Once Said That Nicolas Cage Either Does Masterpieces Or Flops. This Was A Flop...
39. What Dreams May Come (1998)
PG-13 | 113 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Chris Nielsen dies in an accident, and enters Heaven. But when he discovers that his beloved wife Annie has killed herself out of grief over the loss, he embarks on an afterlife adventure to reunite with her.
Votes: 99,939 | Gross: $55.49M
It's Got Robin Williams, That Say's...
40. Popeye (1980)
PG | 114 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
The adventures of the famous sailor man and his friends in the seaside town of Sweethaven.
Votes: 28,527 | Gross: $49.82M
...It All Right There
41. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
PG-13 | 120 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A young Chinese warrior steals a sword from a famed swordsman and then escapes into a world of romantic adventure with a mysterious man in the frontier of the nation.
Votes: 247,901 | Gross: $128.08M
I Like Martial Arts Movies As Much As The Next Person, So If Your One Of Those Don't Even Start, It Sucked PERIOD
42. Taxi (I) (2004)
PG-13 | 97 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A mouthy and feisty taxicab driver has hot tips for a green and inept cop set on solving a string of New York City bank robberies committed by a quartet of female Brazilian bank robbers.
Votes: 39,250 | Gross: $36.61M
43. Powder (1995)
PG-13 | 111 min | Drama, Fantasy, Mystery
An off the charts genius who is home schooled and shunned after his last relative dies shows the unconscious residents of his town about connection awareness and the generosity of the spirit.
Votes: 27,901 | Gross: $30.86M
1 Of 2 Reasons I Almost Dropped Out Of School Indefinitely (It's The Only Place Cruel Enough To Make You Watch This)
44. The Clan of the Cave Bear (1986)
R | 98 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
A young Cro-Magnon woman is raised by Neanderthals.
Votes: 5,921 | Gross: $1.95M
2 Of 2 Reasons I Almost Dropped Out Of School Indefinitely (It's The Only Place Cruel Enough To Make You Watch This)
45. The Life of David Gale (2003)
R | 130 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A man against capital punishment is accused of murdering a fellow activist and is sent to death row.
Votes: 105,725 | Gross: $19.59M
46. The Gods Must Be Crazy II (1989)
PG | 98 min | Comedy