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- 1987–199722mTV-PG7.5 (523)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen another complaint from a fat woman at the shoe store results in Al losing his parking space and being reprimanded not to insult anymore fat women, he, Jefferson and the rest of his mens club NO MA'AM seek out a legendary guru macho man to teach them how to battle political correctness. Meanwhile, Peggy, Kelly, and Bud hide a secret refrigerator full of food from Al.
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseJefferson reveals his secret past to Marcy when he tells her that he is a ex-CIA spy in a witness relocation program. Meanwhile, Al gets conflicting emotions when he is offered a $50,000 reward by a certain Walter Traugott, a shady thug who is looking for Jefferson. Elsewhere, Peggy has a toothache from a broken tooth, and Kelly and Bud dress up as bums at the mall to acquire more cash for themselves.
- DirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl hires Aaron, a recent Polk high school graduate, to work in his shoe store for the summer. Aaron sees Al as a hero and when he announces of his decision to marry, Al takes full advantage by giving the boy the benefit of wisdom not to ever marry and become like him and millions of other long-suffering married men: losers. Meanwhile, while working as the Verminator, Kelly accidentally gets a face-full of bug spray which causes her to start behaving very strangely.
- DirectorTony SingletaryStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseOn Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (in the form of a dark-haired, pasty-faced Peggy) finally answers Al's inadvertent long cried call for death and won't leave him until one of his family members say that they need him. Meanwhile, Marcy convinces Peggy, Bud, Kelly, and Jefferson to impersonate the Village People at a party she's hosting honoring female spouse murderers.
- DirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl flunks his written drivers test the same day that Kelly passes hers, leading him confined to the house and unable to get to the racetrack to bet on an important horse race.
- DirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen Al finds out that Bud and Gary are dating, he and Griff decide to take advantage of the situation like a break room.
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearsePeggy goes out dancing with Marcy, and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy's wife, Pete.
- 1987–19971hTV-PG8.0 (734)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl has finally saved up a lot of cash to buy his family a ton of presents they want this year. Unfortunately, a mob of late customers in the shoe store prevents him from getting to the bank and retrieving the money he needs.
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonWhile driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic and Peggy gives the driver "the finger." Steve then asks the Bundys to come over at his and Marcy's house to watch some videos as protection when he's afraid of a violent reprisal when he is followed home by the man. When there's a knock on the front door, Al convinces Steve to take the first punch... and Steve ends up knocking down a midget.
- 1987–199722mTV-PG7.6 (488)TV EpisodeDirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl buries his "dead" Dodge in his backyard and has a funeral ceremony for it. The collectors still desire the spare parts and Peg still intends to sell them. At Bud's request, Marcy goes through Al's financial records and declares that Al can't afford a new car. Al decides to prove her wrong and goes to a car dealer. Meanwhile, Jefferson's secret past helps him to locate a fuel pump for Al's old Dodge.
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseTired of Al escorting her dates out through the doorway, "grown-up" Kelly gets her own apartment.
- 1987–199722mTV-PG7.8 (505)TV EpisodeDirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen Al goes too far with the fat insults, he's put on trial by all the obese women he has insulted over the years.
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the smoke and wants the fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold which prompts Al to keep his distance by going out every night to a Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant for some free pizza by crashing little kids birthdays parties. Can Bud keep two girls or will he suffer from a humiliating Bundy defeat?
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl and No MA'AM decides to hold a counter protest in the favor of banning breast feeding from the shoe store.
- 1987–199722mTV-PG7.8 (491)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl's beloved Dodge is fading away. Through a frantic "emergency operation," Al manages to "stabilize" the Dodge's condition, but it still needs constant "life support". He is unwilling to let the Dodge go because he has fond memories of his father and the car, so he calls for a car doctor, who sees that the Dodge needs a fuel pump "transplant". Since those fuel pumps are a rarity, the doctor suggests that the car be "harvested" for spare parts instead, which would sell for a high price. This, of course, is completely unacceptable to Al. While he fights to keep the Dodge "alive" and looks for a new fuel pump, Peg and the kids already start auctioning the spare parts.
- DirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl opposes a forced car pooling until he learns that three lingerie models are in the group, only to discover the models are full-figured. Al and his group are then chosen to promote a campaign by the local health board to appear in commercial advertisements to clean up over-polluted Chicago; but, when Al and the ladies are asked to picket outside a chemical plant where Kelly works as the Verminator spokesmodel, Al must decide whether or not to help close down the plant and make Kelly lose her job or give up his fame and fortune. Meanwhile, no one seems to care after Bud announces that he has made the Dean's List at college.
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseIt's Thanksgiving. In Al's childhood, it was a tradition to eat aunt Maddie's potato pie on Thanksgiving, so Al takes a trip with Griff to see aunt Maddie in order to buy some pie. Unfortunately it turns out that she's just died. Jefferson can't find a turkey for Marcy because they've sold out. Then a stray turkey just happens to follow Kelly home. Will Kelly let the others eat it?
- 1987–199722mTV-PG7.7 (488)TV EpisodeDirectorMark K. SamuelsStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl agrees to let Peg invite the Darcy's and Griff (plus one) to an evening party in exchange for a month of no sex. As a party game, the pairs test their knowledge of the other half. Unfortunately, Al has forgotten the most romantic night between him and Peg, who throws him out to the doghouse, literally. Meanwhile, Kelly is auditioning for a role, but faces stiff competition from her nemesis Heather Talrico, another blonde bimbo. Kelly challenges Heather to a boxing match; the loser has to give up the role.
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseUsing their tax refund money, Jefferson and Al bet heavily on a college football game that they are guaranteed to win. But that's before Trumaine's prized, not-so-bright quarterback Chad, who is being tutored by Bud, falls in love with Kelly, whom she pleasantly distracts from his training. Al must find a way to keep them apart at all costs after he finds out that other shady parties have also bet heavily on the game as well.
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.0 (539)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseA borderline war between the neighbors over the rights to a fruit tree, with a lesson to be learned somewhere, if only they would stop fighting.
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he has to wrestle with temptation himself when he has to go to one's house to talk her out of it. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy go to the video store to find a movie they both can watch together.
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonThe Bundys' latest money making scam is to host a foreign exchange student in their garage. But the French beauty proves to be so popular that she ends up stealing all of Kelly's boyfriends.
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearsePeg wins a cruise but decides to take Al and the Darcys along with her, leaving the kids at home with Wolfman Jack, but as always, misfortune follows.
- DirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseSince Bud is actually earning money, Al starts charging rent for the basement. Bud and Al sign a lease and Bud pays his rent, after which he claims that the "apartment" is in need of repair. A health inspector declares the basement condemned and gives him a month to get the basement repaired. Al then is forced to wear an electronic neck band that prevents him from leaving the basement.
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.4 (599)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseThe Bundys delight in their comped trip to England, spending here, spending there. All the while, the town of Upper Uncton conspires to kill the Bundys outside Lower Uncton, so the curse will remain and Upper Uncton can still rake in profits as a tourist town: the town beside the town in darkness. Finally, Winston and Igor bring the Bundys to Lower Uncton. The execution was imminent. Al and Bud would meet certain doom. Their only hope (unfortunately) was Kelly.