Six Degrees of Retro 3/11/18
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- DirectorBoaz DavidsonStarsLawrence MonosonDiane FranklinSteve AntinPizza delivery boy Gary, loudmouth David and hunky Rick are three high school students out to lose their virginity any way they can. Gary falls for transfer student Karen, who gets involved with Rick.The most realistic movie about what it's like to fall in love for the first time when you're a teenager. John Hughes LIED to an entire generation! You will pay for the chick you love to get an abortion and she will go back to your scumbag friend who dumped her. You'll drive off penniless and brokenhearted, crying your eyes out as the saddest song ever plays on the radio. Connected by Director Boaz Davidson to
- DirectorBoaz DavidsonStarsDom DeLuiseJimmie 'JJ' WalkerDavid MendenhallWhile on vacation in a fictitious African country, the young son of a US senator, his guardian and their guide must stop the corrupt local police chief and the shady owner of a local circus from capturing their new friend - a talking ape.An excruciating hour and a half of Dom Deluise being unfunny, Jimmie Walker doing a horrible African accent being unfunny with an unfunny kid and an unfunny talking chimpanzee that is actually Deep Roy in a terrible monkey suit. This is about a far from the awesomeness of Wakanda as you can possibly get! Connected by star David Mendenhall to
- DirectorMenahem GolanStarsSylvester StalloneRobert LoggiaSusan BlakelyTough trucker Lincoln Hawk is determined to win back his son and triumph at the world arm wrestling championships.Sylvester Stallone plays Lincoln Hawk, trucker, single father and arm wrestler. This is the Rocky of arm wrestling! Full of awful cheesy 80's music and laughable dialog. Even though this film is pretty dumb, it has a strong fan base and made the turning of a baseball cap backwards into a well known pop culture reference. Stars Rick Zumwalt to
- DirectorJamaa FanakaStarsLeon Isaac KennedyAnthony GearySteve AntinA man is framed for murder and sent to prison. He is beaten and tortured, then forced to fight the prison's worst killer, a martial-arts fighting midget called Thud.They saved the best for last with this installment of the Penitentiary series. I LOVE THIS MOVIE! It is so full of ridiculous situations and characters there no way to really explain just how fucked up this movie is. You just have to see it. If watching a flying killer man-raping dwarf fight Leon Isaac Kennedy is on your bucket list, here ya go! The dwarf is fucking scary--he reminds me of the African Zuni Doll from Trilogy of Terror. Not sure how Anthony Geary from General Hospital ended up in this movie, maybe they couldn't get Malcolm McDowell. Definitely so bad it's good. Connected by star Leon Isaac Kennedy to
- DirectorGeorge BowersStarsLeon Isaac KennedyJayne KennedyPerry LangA young man struggles to become a boxing champ, but success blinds him. It is only through the love of his girlfriend that he is brought back to reality.Leon Isaac Kennedy and Jayne Kennedy were a gorgeous couple who couldn't act their way out of a wet paper bag. This is kind of like Diana Ross' movie Mahogany if it was about boxing. Connected by star Mel Welles to
- DirectorCharles B. GriffithStarsOliver ReedSunny JohnsonMaia DanzigerAn ugly, misshapen podiatrist ingests a formula made by a colleague and turns into a handsome, devil-may-care (but violent) ladies' man.I love Oliver Reed, but I hate this movie. It's gawd awful. I think it's supposed to be funny but it's not. Oliver Reed stars as the world's ugliest podiatrist who turns into an evil ladies man when he drinks a formula invented by a co-worker. I hate feet anyway, so I should have known I wouldn't like this movie!