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- DirectorRobin CarrDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleFrancesca GonshawAs René communicates with London on the radio hidden under Madame Fanny's bed Herr Flick listens in and learns of the plan to dig the tunnel into the prison camp. The airmen and Monsieur Alfonse need help in digging so René and his staff join in. Colonel von Strohm and Captain Geering follow René and go through the tunnel, which collapses behind them, trapping them and René in the camp with the airmen and the café staff. General von Klinkerhoffen is about to make his inspection of the prisoners but the Germans and the girls are disguised as British servicemen and fool him.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeFrancesca GonshawVicki MichelleThe balloon crashes and the airmen end up back at the café, disguised by moose heads. General von Klinkerhoffen assumes control of the whole area, thereby making many enemies. The Resistance hate him for obvious reasons but Colonel von Strohm, Captain Geering and Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo also feel undermined by his presence. Therefore, at a party he is organizing to mark the Kaiser's birthday, plans are made to kill him, involving poison - in the pill by the till in the jug with the drug - and dynamite hidden in a birthday cake - the candle with the handle in the gateau from the chateau. The poison actually turns out to be aspirin and the candle seems likely to explode and kill everybody so René tips a bucket of sand over it, explaining to von Klinkerhoffen that it was done as a respectful gesture to mark the Kaiser's burial.
- DirectorRobin CarrDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleWaitress Maria is sent to Gruber with the genuine painting in order for him to copy it. However, she is intercepted by von Klinkerhoffen who puts the painting, inside the sausage, in his wardrobe and refuses to release Maria until he gets his lawn mower motor back. René, von Strohm, Geering and Flick, using the secret passages, break into the chateau to steal back the painting.
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleThe generals gather for the conference but the Resistance learn that one is a French collaborator and must be eliminated so Mimi poisons him and Crabtree takes his place. The duck which will carry the message to England escapes and is shot by Bertorelli but the rest of the plan goes ahead. Edith causes a diversion by offering the generals a curiously strong peppermint each which is a doctored pill which has them foaming at the mouth and requires them to go to hospital. Rene then takes a photograph of the plans using a camera concealed in a 'flip-up' apron. Flick meanwhile has Helga fitted for her - leather -wedding dress.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeKirsten CookeJohn D. CollinsDressed as a pantomime cow the two airmen narrowly avoid being milked before going to a landing field to pick up their plane home. Unfortunately all the plane does is drop by parachute an intelligence officer called Crabtree,who poses as a gendarme and mangles every attempt at the language. Captain Geering and René meanwhile have to stop the train from reaching Berlin as it is carrying the sausage which does not contain the painting. They plan to blow it up and blame the Resistance but fail to do so and the train passes them by.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeRose HillJack HaigHerr Otto Flick's sausage, containing the forged painting The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies by Van Klomp, is kidnapped by the communist Resistance who demand a ransom for its return. Colonel von Strohm and Captain Geering, anxious that Herr Flick does not discover their part in the deception, get René to pay the ransom which he does with money Edith obtains from Monsieur Alfonse. Dressed as a German soldier René drops off the money, observed by both German and French parties also in disguise. However Lieutenant Gruber turns up with his dog who runs off with the sausage.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeRichard MarnerSam KellyWorld War II is raging, but in the French village of Nouvion, café owner René Artois wants only a quiet life, plus some slap and tickle with his waitress Yvette behind his sour wife Edith's back. To this end, he keeps in with two German officers who are regular café patrons, Kurt von Strohm and Hans Geering. He is therefore alarmed when Michelle of the Resistance declares his house a safe house for two British airmen who have been shot down and who don't speak a word of French. He is also to host Roger Leclerc, a forger and old flame of his mother-in-law Fanny, who was sprung from jail by the Resistance but, due to a misunderstanding, mistakes Hubert Gruber, a German officer who turns out to be gay and fancies René, for the forger. Geering and von Strohm discover the hidden British airmen, but when Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo arrives, they agree to help. This is because Flick is after a favourite painting of Hitler's, "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies," which they wish to keep for themselves. To this end, they give their uniforms to the escaping airmen.
- DirectorRobin CarrDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleThe airmen are disguised as waitresses at the café. However, von Klinkerhoffen recognizes a Van Gogh, behind which René has hidden The Fallen Madonna, and he requisitions it to be taken to the chateau, along with the two 'waitresses'. To thwart this an elaborate pantomime is staged, whereby the two men dress as tarts out to seduce René. A supposedly enraged Edith then 'shoots' them with a gun loaded with blanks. The 'corpses' are taken to Alfonse's funeral parlour under which a tunnel has been dug, connecting to the prisoner-of-war camp across the road, in which it is planned to hide the two fugitives.
- DirectorRobin CarrDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraKirsten CookeRené has successfully got the painting back so Michelle concentrates on her plan to get the airmen away in the ancient aeroplane. It is to be drawn by a car and catapulted into the air, requiring René to collect 800 metres of men's braces, which he does under the guise of his Grand Order of the Night Owls. Herr Flick and Helga, aware that something may be afoot, turn up in Flick's staff car but it is flattened by a runaway steam-roller so they miss seeing the failed escape when the plane fails to take off and René is flung through the air.
- DirectorRichard BodenStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleRené and his personnel have to impersonate the Excelsior Quartet at the château.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeRichard MarnerSam KellyRené's funeral is to be arranged by the village undertaker Monsieur Alfonse. Herr Flick, along with his girlfriend, Private Helga, will be watching on the off-chance that the mourners will include other Resistance members who can then be arrested, but the plan is leaked so that Monsieur LeClerc will pose as the priest and no Resistance members will attend. René himself is passed off as his twin brother, also called René, come to pay his respects. In the absence of a body, Michelle hides some anti-tank mines that she has been given in the coffin but of course it falls off the hearse, causing an explosion.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeFrancesca GonshawKirsten CookeHearing that Flick intends to send the painting back to Berlin the next day, von Strohm directs René to make the switch that night. A diversion is arranged in the form of a Hitler Youth Dance, in which local girls dressed in Bavarian costumes will perform for the Gestapo officer's delight. Meanwhile, René and Edith, wearing the German uniforms that arrived on the plane, will take the forgery back to Flick's office. Unfortunately the guard takes the painting from them and sends them away. Now Flick has the original, the London forgery and one he made himself to work a fiddle that would get him money to marry Helga after the war. Meanwhile, the airmen are smuggled to the coast but, on hearing that there is no submarine for them and they must row home, return to the village.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeKirsten CookeSam KellyGeneral von Klinkerhoffen of the German High Command is to arrive in Nouvion by train. Von Strohm and Geering are not keen to see him as he will find out about their incompetence and allow themselves to assist the Resistance in blowing up his train. The General survives and various suspects are arrested but ultimately only René is identified as a saboteur and is sentenced to be shot. Various people try to help him escape from prison but in vain. However, as Gruber prepares to supervise the execution von Strohm substitutes harmless wooden bullets for the lethal real ones.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeKirsten CookeCarmen SilveraMichelle saves René's skin and his reputation by telling Alfonse that he is a heroic member of the Resistance. Alfonse thus has too much respect for him to kill him. However René is in drag, which gets him more attention from Gruber. Flick has imprisoned von Strohm and Geering and also captures René, planning to torture them to reveal what happened to the painting. Fortunately von Klinkerhoffen stops him as he has more influential connections than Flick in the German high command. The airmen are taken to the balloon dressed as mourners in a fake funeral for Madame Fanny who has allegedly died of the plague.
- DirectorDavid CroftMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraTo replace Maria, Michelle brings in Mimi Labonq, who is very tiny but very tenacious and vows to be René's bodyguard. She is also very fanatical and René has to stop her from poisoning Flick. A new radio is also brought to the cafe by Roger LeClerc but this coincides with the arrival of Geering's replacement, the Italian Captain Bertorelli. He too almost falls victim to Mimi when he misunderstands her invitation to go upstairs and look at some paintings.
- DirectorRobin CarrDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeFrancesca GonshawCarmen SilveraLieutenant Gruber is about to mince the sausage his dog brought in when he discovers the painting The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies by Van Klomp. The Resistance pay off Monsieur Alfonse, who provided the ransom money, with notes forged by LeClerc whilst Gruber is ordered to fake another copy of the picture. Michelle intends to get the airman out using an old aeroplane in the museum. It will be powered by the motor from General von Klinkerhoffen's lawn mower, which she has smuggled out in Madame Fanny's wheelchair.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeSam KellyRichard GibsonFlick comes across Michelle by the roadside, lying in wait for an ammunition lorry which she plans to blow up with a detonator disguised as a bicycle pump - however Flick mistakes it for a genuine cycle pump and blows his car up. Another escape attempt is to be made for the airmen, this time in a balloon and silk knickers are vanishing from the village washing lines to provide the material. René explains that the knickers are actually providing the material for Edith's wedding dress, as she has agreed to re-marry him. Monsieur Alfonse, who is already wooing Edith, is enraged at being spurned and challenges René to a duel.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraWhilst the balloon is ready for the take off the cowardly René tries to duck out of the duel. Gruber, who is in love with him, offers to be his second, whilst von Strohm and Geering plan to kill Alfonse before the duel can take place. However the plan is thwarted when Hitler, having discovered that there was no painting on the train, orders Flick to arrest the culprits, whom Flick knows to be the German officers. René therefore is forced to take part in the duel.
- DirectorDavid CroftMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeJohn D. CollinsNicholas FrankauHerr Flick suspects Colonel von Strohm and General von Klinkerhoffen of being part of a plot to kill Hitler and plants a microphone, disguised as a daffodil, in the general's office but the only conversation is the Germans trying to get rid of Captain Bertorelli. The Resistance need an aerial to be placed above Flick's jamming signal to block it out so Mimi, dressed as a nun, is sent up in the air attached to a box kite. She asks London to send explosives. Monsieur Alfonse catches René and Yvette at it and regards Edith as back on the market.
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraKenneth ConnorGeneral Von Klinkerhoffen tells Von Strohm and Gruber to catch and kill René for trying to poison a group of high German generals.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraArthur BostromRené and the Café staff prepare to welcome the invading British troops, and soon find that the invasion party includes a couple of old friends. Lieutenant Gruber and the Colonel are ordered by the General to stay and fight the invaders, rather than surrender. However, seeing as their defeat is almost certain, the two German officers decide to go AWOL, disguised in stolen British uniforms. The second half of the episode is set many years after the war ends. Gruber, the Colonel and Helga, now private German citizens, return to their old French garrison in search of the old friends they made there.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleMonsieur Alphonse is in the hands of the Gestapo and because they fear he might talk and give them away, the colonel and Gruber want him dead.
- DirectorRichard BodenStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraGuy SinerMany mishaps on the Geneva Express where Edith, Mimi and Yvette want René and the Germans and the Gestapo want the paintings.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeKirsten CookeJack HaigVon Klinkerhoffen assumes that the 'gypsies' caused the smoke bomb incident and orders their arrest,so they hide in the wardrobe. This gets blown to bits when LeClerc blows the safe up,but its contents are not the invasion plans but the original Fallen Madonna painting and the Van Gogh the general stole from Rene.The Gestapo officers, Rene and LeClerc all escape but the last two are disguised as Germans and are captured by the Communist Resistance and held prisoner in an old saw-mill. Flick believes the safe blew up because Gruber was hiding explosives with which to kill Hitler and orders Helga to chat him up to find out more. Whilst she is doing so Crabtree and the resistance steal Gruber's tank in order to rescue Rene and LeClerc but Edith crashes it into the village's public convenience.
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleGerman generals plan to meet at the café disguised as onion sellers. So does a new group of shot down British airmen.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraJohn Louis MansiHerr Flick has arrested monsieur Leclerc and lets it be known he will be shot if the stolen Gestapo money isn't returned.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraHerr Flick tries to find his forged stolen money by selling fish in the town square with von Smallhausen.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeJohn D. CollinsNicholas FrankauThe Resistance capture von Strohm and Geering, whom they intend to shoot in return for the death of the late café owner. The task of shooting them is to be given to René in revenge for his brother's slaying. Fortunately he is able to enable all three of them to escape in time to meet the plane bringing the forged painting back from England, which they intend to return to Flick. Unfortunately, it is only after the hand-over has been accomplished that they discover that they gave him the genuine original and they have the copy.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraJack HaigThe airmen, wearing German uniforms, are captured by the Maquis but escape and burn the uniforms, taking clothes off scarecrows instead before disguising themselves as onion sellers. Von Strohm and Geering, now without uniforms, are angry with René and he is given two carrier pigeons to send to London for replacement uniforms. He uses the radio transmitter hidden under Madame Fanny's bed instead when Edith kills and cooks the pigeons.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsCarmen SilveraGorden KayeVicki MichelleMichelle brings a bottle of nitroglycerin to the café for safe keeping until it is time for her to use it to blow up a German train. However, as it is in a gin bottle, Edith thinks it really is gin and gives some to Madame Fanny. René and the two German officers meet the plane bringing their uniforms but on board there is only a Jewish tailor who takes their measurements. He does, however, take the painting of "The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies" back to London to be copied.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeGuy SinerCarmen SilveraRené is annoyed when the airmen return and sends them away dressed as nuns with instructions to hide in the local convent. Edith, officially a widow, finds René's will, naming her as sole beneficiary, and sets out to spend his money on a new hat to attract other suitors. Flick gets Gruber, who once worked in an art gallery, to identify the original painting whilst the 'nuns' return and end up hiding in the piano.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraRene is not looking forward to marrying Denise and agrees to a romantic dinner with Edith. Michelle has abducted Denise and hidden her in an old mine shaft, the plan being that Edith will take her place at the altar next day. Gruber, not happy at seeing the man he loves get married, is charged by the general to ask Rene where the paintings are and is assured that they are safe. The wedding goes ahead and Rene is surprised to see, when she lifts her veil, that his bride is Edith, not Denise. However the marriage is not legal because, in a counter-plan to prevent the union, the vicar has been replaced by Crabtree.
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsGorden KayeJohn Louis MansiArthur BostromRene is thrown out of their truck by the Communists and reports that the paintings are with the Communists at their head-quarters. The general plans an attack to recover them,using Bertorelli's Italians but they are lazy and unwilling to cooperate. A generals' conference is to be held in which the invasion of England is likely to be discussed. Michelle gets Rene to do the catering and to get as much information as he can on the invasion. The results will be sent back to England with a long-distance duck.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeGuy SinerKim HartmanRené is finally rescued by Lieutenant Gruber and returns to the café, where Michelle tells him that he must take the camera, hidden in a potato, into the chateau and photograph the invasion plans in the safe. General von Klinkerhoffen is lured away to the café, where, surviving a seduction attempt by Edith, he finds Colonel von Strohm in bed with Yvette. René is about to enter the chateau when there is an air raid.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeGuy SinerCarmen SilveraHerr Flick, dragged up as Irma von Kinkenrotten - the disguise he used to plant the bug - is still in the dungeon. Colonel von Strohm and General von Klinkerhoffen, aware that he knows of the forgeries, feel he should be silenced and hatch a plan. The Resistance, led by René dressed as Heinrich Himmler, will spring him. The German officers, dressed as Gestapo, whom they will blame if anything goes wrong, are to thwart the escape and put paid to Flick. However, the Resistance have effected the escape before the Germans arrive and they find only René, who has swapped places with Flick as the prisoner.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeFrancesca GonshawVicki MichelleColonel von Strohm wants to hand René over to the Gestapo along with the painting of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies by van Klomp to get rid of Herr Flick, but René convinces them that it would be a better idea to try to forge the painting, give that to the Gestapo and split the money from the painting after the war. Captain Hans finds out that putting cheese in one's ears improves the sound of madame Edith's singing.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleRikki HowardThe Gestapo wants to find the headquarters of the Resistance by pretending to be shot-down British airmen.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeSue HodgeGavin RichardsIn order to free Von Strohm, Gruber, Bertorelli (and Mimi and the paintings), René and the others have to rob a bank to pay ransom to the communists.
- DirectorDavid CroftMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeKirsten CookeNicholas FrankauHerr Flick and von Smallhausen tunnel their way into the camp, only to find that, along with Lieutenant Gruber, everybody has escaped disguised as dancing girls. Flick intercepts René's call to London but René, realizing this, destroys his radio. The Resistance now have no radio. Nor do they have Maria, who disguised herself as a Red Cross parcel, but, due to insufficient stamps, was sent back to Switzerland. Captain Geering has also gone, since the Resistance assumed he was an escaping British officer and took him to London, where he now has an office in Piccadilly Circus.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeSue HodgeCarmen SilveraThe Resistance are awaiting batteries, stolen from the Germans, to operate the wireless under the bed and, in the meantime, Michelle has René and Yvette pedalling a bicycle attached to a generator to power it. Helga exposes Herr Flick's efforts to bug the general's office and General von Klinkerhoffen has him arrested. Lieutenant Gruber completes his forgeries of the paintings and delivers them wrapped up in sausages. However they get mixed up with real sausages and ones containing batteries and explosives.
- DirectorRichard BodenStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleSue HodgeAfter hearing yet another absurd plan of Michelle, René has had it and plans to take the train to Switzerland with Yvette and the paintings.
- 1982–199228mTV-PG8.0 (192)TV EpisodeDirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraThe Resistance is building a communication center in the empty grave of René's twin brother and madame Fanny announces she's going to marry Ernest Leclerc.
- DirectorRichard BodenStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleSue HodgeBecause they have been unable to get the Enigma machine to England, the Resistance has thought up a plan to get some British Intelligence people to Nouvion.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeGuy SinerVicki MichelleWhen Helga tells Colonel von Strohm the stolen money was false, he thinks up a plan to get rid of the money and Captain Bertorelli.
- DirectorDavid CroftMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeKirsten CookeRichard MarnerThe British air force drops a spy camera with which the Resistance are to photograph the plans for the German invasion of England. However the camera lands in Alphonse's vineyard, which General von Klinkerhoffen has commandeered. When he orders the locals to harvest the grapes the camera is rescued and two attempts made to kill the general. One involves poisoned wine but Alphonse ends up with the glass and spits out the wine. The reserve plan has explosives hidden in Madame Fanny's wheelchair but this too goes wrong and the wheelchair goes whizzing across the countryside.
- DirectorMike StephensStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraThe hinges on the grid are rusted on solid so Alphonse will chisel away at the surrounds and the grating will be winched up. To camouflage the action René will park his old ice cream van over the grating. However Von Klinkerhoffen decides that he wants an ice cream and,at that very moment,the winch pulling the grating up blows the pump on the ice cream maker,covering the general with vanilla ice cream. Meanwhile Helga has gone on a training course and her replacement, Elsa, takes an instant shine to Flick.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeKirsten CookeCarmen SilveraThe British airmen have been captured by the Germans. Michelle has a plan to get them. So does the Gestapo.
- DirectorSue LongstaffStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraTim MarriottIn England, René and Edith see Captain Hans Geering again.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleFlick and Von Smallhausen are interrogated by the general for impersonating army officers but released on the orders of Himmler - thanks to Helga. A party of intelligence officers are visiting and the Resistance plan to hi-jack their car,steal their uniforms and that way infiltrate the chateau to get the airmen out. Rene and Edith are the reluctant 'intelligence officers' but the plan works fairly well until the couple find themselves handcuffed to the airmen whilst the key to unlock them is in Berlin.
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleColonel Von Strohm and Gruber tell René to steal the paintings from the headquarters of the Communist Resistance.
- DirectorRichard BodenStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraMichelle gives René the Enigma machine and tells him to put it in a wine barrel and throw it in the sewer where a British submarine awaits it.
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleRené hasn't married Denise and now tries to find a place to hide because he fears Denise wants to kill him.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleKirsten CookeVon Klinkerhoffen doesn't trust the Gestapo at all and orders Helga to marry Herr Flick so she can keep an eye on him.
- DirectorDavid CroftMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleWhilst the suspicious Herr Flick and his henchman von Smallhausen dig their own tunnel into the camp, the prisoners are planning a mass escape. Colonel von Strohm volunteers Captain Geering as the first to go and he is catapulted over the wire and spirited away into the woods by the Resistance. Lieutenant Gruber dresses as a nun in order to get into the camp to free the others but they take advantage of an entertainment about to be staged and dress up as dancing girls.
- DirectorDavid CroftStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraFrancesca GonshawBecause Hitler wants the painting, Herr Flick orders René to hide the painting, that's concealed in a sausage, in his kitchen.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeJack HaigGuy SinerWhile René is told he'll marry Denise Laroque, the British airmen try to surrender to the Germans.
- DirectorRichard BodenStarsGorden KayeJohn D. CollinsNicholas FrankauHerr Flick knows where the land mines are and, with Von Smallhausen, hides in them to arrest resistance members when they pick the mines up.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeArthur BostromVicki MichelleRene manages to photograph the safe,which is in Gruber's room and which LeClerc believes he can blow open. Alphonse tells Edith of Rene's affair with Yvette but she believes his denial. Von Klinkerhoffen takes a fancy to Helga and they have a private dinner in his room. Flick and Von Smallhausen,posing as gypsy violinists,serenade them in order to learn whether the general intends to kill Hitler. Smoke bombs are to be dropped down Gruber's chimney,causing a diversion which will allow Rene and LeClerc to come in and open the safe. By mistake the smoke bombs are thrown down the general's chimney instead and he calls the fire brigade.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeJack HaigVicki MichelleThe money that René and the gang have robbed from the bank turns out to be from Herr Flick, which makes René very nervous.
- DirectorMike StephensStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraGeneral Von Klinkerhoffen wants to restart the local newspaper for Nazi propaganda. René should run it.
- DirectorSue LongstaffStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraKenneth ConnorEdith and René manage to free Madame Fanny and LeClerc and hide them in a folding bed in the wall upstairs at the cafe. However they become literally embedded in the wall as the bed gets stuck and Alphonse decides to use dynamite to shift it. This is a total success but it also blows up the two Gestapo officers who have come to interrogate the old couple. Gruber however comes in to say they have been pardoned. Von Fluckenstuffen's plan to kidnap Churchill does not go down well with the other officers when they learn that they are to be part of his suicide squad. However Von Fluckenstuffen gets drunk and demands to inspect René's cellar,accusing him of keeping back his best wines. To guide his way he lights a candle,in reality a stick of dynamite which explodes,giving him a nervous breakdown. Thus he changes places with Von Klinkerhoffen in the 'fruitcake ward' and René is to be recommended for a medal.
- DirectorSue LongstaffStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraKirsten CookeRené and the gang, as well as the colonel, Gruber and Bertorelli plan to steal the painting from Herr Flick.
- DirectorSue LongstaffStarsGorden KayeSue HodgeVicki MichelleOn the discovery that a gypsy fair takes place annually in the village, the new Resistance plan is to place a gypsy tent over the grid to disguise the escape. However, the real gypsies cry off, following a bad omen, and René and his staff take their places. René is a fortune teller, to whom Gruber comes, seeking a message from René's 'brother' on the other side. He is frightened off by the sounds of the airmen and runs off as they emerge from the grid - followed by three other airmen, who return to the sewer at the sight of Edith. Flick has Elsa put the forgery in von Strohm's office but they are found out by the general.
- DirectorMike StephensStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraKenneth ConnorGeneral Von Klinkerhoffen wants to give René a collaboration medal.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraTwo years have elapsed and it is now September 1943. The airmen have escaped to England and Bertorelli and the Italian troops have withdrawn. Rene's hopes for peace and quiet are, however, dashed as Yvette announces her pregnancy. With the war now seeming to turn against Germany, Von Klinkerhoffen considers assassinating Hitler. Gruber and Von Strohm hope to sell the original painting and flee to Spain so they get Helga to steal it. To ensure her cut when the sale goes ahead she 'removes' one of the Fallen Madonna's boobies as her insurance.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleTo prevent the Germans from getting it, the resistance will bring 1,000 kilo of explosives to René, disguised as 500 Christmas puddings.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeJohn D. CollinsNicholas FrankauVon Strohm, Gruber, Helga and Bertorelli call General Von Flockenstoffen to deal with a mad General Von Klinkerhoffen, who wants to blow up the town.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraJohn D. CollinsHerr Flick wants the painting to sell it to obtain money so he can flee. So do the German officers.
- DirectorMartin DennisStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraThe wedding of Ernest and madame Fanny is a cover for the plan to get the British airmen to England by barrage balloon.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeDavid RowlandsCarmen SilveraWhen Michelle hears Hitler and Göring will be coming to Nouvion, she plans to blow them up. Meanwhile, it's René's birthday.
- DirectorRichard BodenStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraMonsieur Alphonse has proposed to Edith and René is scared he'll lose the café and the gold in the cuckoo's clock, so he decides to marry Edith.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraMichelle wants René to set up a mobile radio station to broadcast propaganda, the parts of which will be dropped by plane. Unfortunately they fall down one of the chateau's chimneys. Happily a Spanish flamenco group are booked to perform there so René and his staff impersonate them. Gruber is aware that the real dance troupe contains a Spanish art expert to whom he is to give a photograph of the painting for copying, but he gives it to Alphonse by mistake.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeKirsten CookeSue HodgeHerr Flick gives Helga a truth serum.
- DirectorSue LongstaffStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraKirsten CookeThe newspaper is published with Edith on the cover representing the 'Spirit of Nouvion'. For the second edition the general decides there should be a show marriage, to be annulled after the war, in order to cement local relations. Edith will marry one of the occupying officers - Bertorelli. There will be a celebration and this will include wine - from the barrels containing the airmen. Michelle and her group manage to float the barrels out through the sewers but they get stuck behind a grid under the cafe.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeJack HedleyCarmen SilveraAfter the colonel and Gruber find out Von Klinkerhoffen will get the photo of Gruber with the painting, they plan to flee to Spain.
- DirectorMike StephensStarsGorden KayeKenneth ConnorCarmen SilveraMadame Fanny and Ernest Leclerc are being arrested after stealing a motor bike and smashing through a road block.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeCarole AshbyCarmen SilveraHerr Flick and Von Smallhausen face the firing squad for robbing the pay truck.
- DirectorMike StephensStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraRené considers flight to Spain dressed as an onion-seller but is stopped by the German officers who ask about the painting. It ends up back with Von Klinkerhoffen, to the annoyance of Flick, who asks Helga help him retrieve it. However she flirts with Bertorelli to make him jealous. Michelle puts the airmen in wine barrels in René's cellar to smuggle them out but the general turns up and orders that the barrels be sent to the chateau.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleHerr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to kidnap Yvette and Mimi, dress up like them and, using their keys, go to the café to search for the painting.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeGuy SinerRichard MarnerWhile everybody thinks he's dead, René is kept underground in the hide-out of the communist Resistance as a love slave.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeVicki MichelleCarmen SilveraThe colonel and Gruber decide to make a down payment on the ransom while Helga is still trying to get Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen out of jail.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleThe Colonel and Gruber's escape plan went awry and they now want to make General Von Klinkerhoffen believe the Resistance had kidnapped them.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeKenneth ConnorCarmen SilveraWhile René and the others make the final preparations for the parade, the general, the colonel and Gruber - during a game of golf - discuss the plot to blow up Hitler.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraVicki MichelleTaking advantage of the fact the Germans think René is dead, Michelle has planned for him to go to England to help the British win the war.
- DirectorJohn B. HobbsStarsGorden KayeCarmen SilveraSue HodgeVon Klinkerhoffen orders Gruber and Colonel Von Strohm to dress up as Hitler and Göring pretending to leave town so he can catch any Resistance group that tries to attack them.