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1.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
(2003)
TV-14 | 19 min | Comedy, Romance
After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's class musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blindsided with ... See full summary »
Director: Chuck Lorre | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,678
2.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Camel Filters and Pheromones
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Berta brings her 16-year-old granddaughter to work, which poses issues for the men.
Director: Robert Berlinger | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 2,491
3.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
An Old Flame with a New Wick
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's old flame Jill visits and has really changed: she had an operation and is now called "Bill." Before Charlie can adapt, Evelyn meets and starts dating Bill.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,850
4.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
(2004)
TV-14 | 19 min | Comedy, Romance
Judith's sister Liz visits for Jake's birthday.
Director: Gail Mancuso | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,641
5.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Back Off Mary Poppins
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,904
6.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan is hurt when he finds out that Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician; meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,448
7.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,429
8.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
(2005)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,463
9.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
(2005)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,391
10.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
(2005)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,435
11.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
(2005)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan must lobby Jake's principal to keep him from getting expelled, leaving Charlie to manage the chiropractic office for the day.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,481
12.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Hi, Mr. Horned One
(2005)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,860
13.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
That Voodoo That I Do Do
(2005)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,518
14.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,380
15.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Apologies for the Frivolity
(2006)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,487
16.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter; Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,331
17.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,300
18.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Young People Have Phlegm Too
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,298
19.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
It Never Rains in Hooterville
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, April Bowlby
Votes: 1,248
20.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.
Director: Ted Wass | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,247
21.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Tight's Good
(2007)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie ignores his future step-father's advice and gets involved with his daughter, and he learns the hard way that he should have heeded the warning.
Director: Jean Sagal | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,258
22.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Rough Night in Hump Junction
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is acting even more promiscuous than normal, which is getting him in trouble with a lot of husbands and boyfriends. With the help of his psychiatrist, he discovers it's related to his ex-fiancée's upcoming wedding.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,250
23.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Fish in a Drawer
(2008)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is the killer.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,870
24.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him, and he starts to suspect that he is the boy's father.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,333
25.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Mooch at the Boo
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be while Charlie is left with the neighbor when his daughter disappears with Jake.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,507
26.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
(2009)
TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance
After his family acts mean-spirited during Alan's "surprise" birthday party, Alan decides he's had enough and moves in with his girlfriend and her mom.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,230
27.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Two Finger Rule
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie, Alan, and Herb commiserate with one another when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,675
28.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is angry when Alan and Chelsea become good friends, until he figures out how to use the situation to his advantage.
Director: Mark Roberts | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,191
29.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Warning, It's Dirty
(2009)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,234
30.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Crude and Uncalled For
(2010)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jennifer Taylor
Votes: 1,139
31.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
(2010)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which could cause problems when Chelsea wants to get back together. Meanwhile, Alan is paid handsomely by a chiropractic patient who wants a different kind of adjustment.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jennifer Taylor
Votes: 1,219
32.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Gumby with a Pokey
(2010)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana to help him sleep and forget about Chelsea.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,235
33.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
(2010)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes."
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,244
34.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
(2010)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie has second thoughts about the woman he's dating when he discovers she's 47, but his attitude suddenly changes when he discovers she has a sexy, bisexual, 20-year-old daughter.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,276
35.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
(2010)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend decides that his stalker Rose is too much to handle.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,174
36.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Good Time in Central Africa
(2010)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
While Berta is away for the weekend, Charlie finds the perfect replacement housekeeper; when Lyndsey starts dating Alan again, her ex starts stalking him.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,202
37.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
(2011)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,141
38.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
People Who Love Peepholes
(2011)
TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance
Walden buys Charlie's house and hires Berta as his live-in housekeeper, forcing Alan to move back in with his mom. However, Alan sees an opportunity to come back when Walden asks for advice about getting his wife back.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,866
39.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Thank You for the Intercourse
(2011)
TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance
Still emotional after Charlie's death and jealous over Walden's ability to pick up hot single women, Alan takes a break from reality and channels his inner Charlie.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,284
40.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Frodo's Headshots
(2011)
TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance
Upon his return from the "stress clinic," Alan finds out that Jake got his girlfriend pregnant, Walden and Lyndsey are sleeping together, and he has to move out immediately.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,253
41.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
What a Lovely Landing Strip
(2011)
TV-PG | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Just as Walden appears ready to pursue a new relationship with Zoe, Bridget returns and says that she wants him back.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,106
42.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
(2012)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan and Walden are stuck at home with their feuding girlfriends on Valentine's Day because of a torrential storm.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Votes: 1,041
43.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Big Bag of Dog
(2012)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
While Alan becomes obsessed with off-brand teeth whitening, Walden begins to crack up over his breakup with Zoe.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 935
44.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
(2012)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Walden is conflicted when a friend's hot daughter comes to visit, but the problem solves itself when Jake arrives for a surprise visit.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Miley Cyrus
Votes: 1,126
45.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
I Scream When I Pee
(2012)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan's second ex-wife, Kandi, could spoil Alan's new long-term relationship with Lyndsey. Meanwhile, Walden tries to celebrate Berta's birthday.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 945
46.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
(2013)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 868
47.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
My Bodacious Vidalia
(2013)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Walden treats Alan to an image makeover, and he attracts a married woman with a much older husband who cannot satisfy her in bed.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 828
48.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Nangnangnangnang
(2013)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Walden is forced to deal with two freeloading Harpers when Charlie's daughter that nobody knew he had arrives at the beach house.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn
Votes: 1,122
49.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
(2013)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan's jealousy over being the "other man" causes him to spy on Lyndsey's boyfriend, and Walden tries to get Jenny started with acting lessons.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn
Votes: 849
50.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
(2013)
TV-14 | 19 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan begs Walden to set him up with an old family friend, "Wonder Woman" TV star Lynda Carter.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn
Votes: 872
51.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
(2013)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan and Walden hook up with a pair of theme park princesses until Lyndsey's jealousy of Alan's new flame ruins everything.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn
Votes: 878
52.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
(2014)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 800
53.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Lan mao shi zai wuding shang
(2014)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Just as Walden is considering proposing to Kate, he falls for a random stranger who arrives at his beach house. Meanwhile, Gretchen discovers that Alan's "Jeff Strongman" persona is a lie.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Amber Tamblyn, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 936
54.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Glamping in a Yurt
(2014)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker. However, Lyndsey returns from rehab and makes their plans more difficult.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell, Amber Tamblyn
Votes: 881
55.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding, and Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister.
Director: Joel Zwick | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,240
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