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- DirectorRichard DipirroStarsSteve AltesKatie ClearyTodd HackerOne contestant competes against 100 people by answering trivia questions for a chance to win a huge cash prize.
- DirectorPeter BergStarsWill SmithCharlize TheronJason BatemanHancock is a superhero whose ill-considered behavior regularly causes damage in the millions. He changes when the person he saves helps him improve his public image.
- DirectorKen KwapisStarsSteve CarellRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiMichael apologizes to Oscar, after he finds out he's gay, for calling him a homosexual slur--but his apology outs Oscar to the entire office. And Jim decides to take a promotion at the Stamford office.
- DirectorKen WhittinghamStarsSteve CarellRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiMichael and Dwight go to a convention in Philadelphia and run into Jim, and Michael becomes jealous of Jim's relationship with his new boss. Meanwhile, Pam gets ready for her first date since her engagement.
- DirectorGreg DanielsStarsSteve CarellRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiMichael is in trouble once again as Jan busts him for declaring it's "Movie Monday" where everyone watches a movie and neglects work. Angela pushes Dwight to make a move on Michael's job while Pam and Jim find creative ways to waste time.
- DirectorMichael PolishStarsBilly Bob ThorntonVirginia MadsenBruce DernA NASA astronaut, forced to retire years earlier so he could save his family farm, has never given up his dream of space travel and looks to build his own rocket, despite the government's threats to stop him.
- DirectorCharlie PalmerStarsDavid TennantFreema AgyemanDean Lennox KellyThe Doctor takes Martha to London in 1599, where William Shakespeare's new play is being used by three witches in an evil plan.
- DirectorRichard ClarkStarsDavid TennantFreema AgyemanArdal O'HanlonThe Doctor takes Martha to New Earth, where she is kidnapped by two carjackers and taken to an underground Motorway, where the remainder of humanity on the planet live in perpetual gridlock.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBobby ditches his towel manager responsibilities on the football team to work on growing his roses.
- DirectorKyoung Hee LimWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonTed Wassonasong buys a house in Hank's neighborhood, tears it down, and builds a cheaply-made "McMansion" in its place.
- DirectorDavid PlattStarsChristopher MeloniMariska HargitayRichard BelzerWhen one difficulty after another hinder the prosecution of serial pedophile, Roy Barnett, desperate A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot oversteps the bounds of the law, risking both her job, and that of Benson and Stabler, to put this dangerous man behind bars.
- DirectorConstantine MakrisStarsChristopher MeloniMariska HargitayRichard BelzerA prison inmate is found dead shortly after he arrives in his cell, and the SVU team investigates because the death was caused by sodomy. Benson and Tutuola uncover a lot more as they explore the case.
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsCamilla BelleSteven StraitMarco KhanIn the prehistoric past, D'Leh is a mammoth hunter who bonds with the beautiful Evolet. When warriors on horseback capture Evolet and the tribesmen, D'Leh must embark on an odyssey to save his true love.
- DirectorDavid PlattStarsChristopher MeloniMariska HargitayRichard BelzerAfter a young boy witnesses the brutal sexual assault and murder of his stepmother, his father blocks the efforts of the detectives to question him.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-147.5 (205)TV EpisodeDirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerJames SignorelliAkiva SchafferStarsFred ArmisenRachel DratchTina FeyNatalie Portman hosts this episode and Fall Out Boy is the musical guest. The Cold Opening is a Message from President George W. Bush(Will Forte) who addresses the public on issues of secret White House activity and Vice-President Dick Cheney's(Darrell Hammond) hunting accident. Natalie Portman's Monologue consists of her tackling questions raised by "Star Wars" nerds in the audience. Repeat of Nelson Baby Toupees commercial from January 21, 2006, which spoofs Hair Club For Men commercials. Three over-psyched Jamba Juice employees (Portman, Seth Meyers, Horatio Sanz), have had so much of their own high-energy protein drinks, that they can't stop themselves from offering free boost supplements to their customers. Larry King(Fred Armisen) interviews a group of trans-gendered people who are in the middle of their sex change procedures. TransAmerica star Felicity Huffman(Kristen Wiig) is one of his guests. In the third installment of The Needlers, Dan(Meyers) and Sally Needler(Amy Poehler) seek help from a fertility doctor(Portman) so they can have a baby as an alternative to examining the issue of their troubled marriage. TV Funhouse celebrates a belated Black History moment; 24's Dennis Haysbert(Himself) shows clips from all-black kids' cartoons that failed to make an impact during the 1990's. Nuni Schoener(Portman) brings her college boyfriend Jeff(Jason Sudeikis) home to meet her parents, Nonny(Armisen) and Nunni(Maya Rudolph). Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler includes Donald Trump(Hammond) disguising himself as Martha Stewart in order to pump his own ego over their "Apprentice" feud, Olympic skater Sasha Cohen(Portman) attempting a second career as a comedienne, and Kenan Thompson introducing a new clothing line geared toward black men in drag. Former "Wake-Up Wakefield" co-host Sheldon(Rachel Dratch) has a Bar-Mitzvah, and watches his short-term ex-girlfriend(Portman) make out with his friend Jonah(Andy Samberg), while Megan (Rudolph) dreams of marrying Adam Levine. This SNL Digital Short is a Chris Parnell interview with Natalie Portman, who raps about a side of herself we've never seen before. Repeat of the Totally Rad Smoke Detector 3000 commercial from episode airing October 29, 2005. Fall Out Boy performs "Dance Dance" and "Sugar, We're Going Down."
- DirectorDon Roy KingAkiva SchafferJorma TacconeStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderJustin Timberlake's third time hosting. Sketches include: A Special Address from the Secretary of the Treasury, Justin Timberlake Monologue, Mom Mom Celebrity Translator, Target Greatland, Immigrants, An SNL Digital Short: Mother Lovers (with Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson cameos), Plasticville, Weekend Update with Seth Meyers, Weekend Update: Elliot Spitzer and David Paterson, Weekend Update: Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto (featuring Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto, with Leonard Nimoy cameo), The Barry Gibb Talk Show (featuring Jimmy Fallon), Pirates. Ciara and Justin Timberlake perform "Love Sex Magic" (introduced by Jessica Biel). Ciara performs "Never Ever".
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerDave WilsonTom SchillerStarsChris FarleyMackenzie EnglishChristina ApplegateA compilation of the best Saturday Night Live sketches as a tribute to the late Chris Farley, one of SNL's greatest Stars.
- DirectorJ.J. AbramsStarsChris PineZachary QuintoSimon PeggThe brash James T. Kirk tries to live up to his father's legacy with Mr. Spock keeping him in check as a vengeful Romulan from the future creates black holes to destroy the Federation one planet at a time.
- DirectorRandal KleiserStarsJohn TravoltaOlivia Newton-JohnStockard ChanningGood girl Sandy Olsson and greaser Danny Zuko fell in love over the summer. When they unexpectedly discover they're now in the same high school, will they be able to rekindle their romance?
- DirectorTricia GarciaKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonAfter Hank catches Bobby freak dancing at a concert, he forbids his son from attending a boys-and-girls slumber party--but Bobby sneaks off on his own.
- DirectorAllan JacobsenKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonA cute groupie convinces Bill to enter a hotdog eating contest that pits him against a Laotian champion.
- DirectorAnthony LioiKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBobby and Hank compete in a dog dancing contest.
- DirectorMatt EngstromKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank is horrified when Bobby joins a group of "witches" who want the boy to drink dog's blood during one of their ceremonies.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank enters his house in Arlen's parade of homes showcase, but when the hill house tests positive for mold, Hank and his family must relocate to a seedy hotel.
- DirectorSteve RobertsonWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBy observing Bill as an average consumer, Peggy, Dale, and Minh make a fortune in the stock market. But when Bill learns that he is being watched, the gravy train comes to an abrupt halt.
- DirectorRobin BrigstockeWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonPeggy volunteers as the Arlen Welcome Wagon lady, introducing Hank to a new friend, Wesley Cherish. The relationship sours after Wesley is revealed to be a helicopter parent who accuses Bobby of being a bad influence.
- DirectorAlex ZakrzewskiStarsChristopher MeloniMariska HargitayRichard BelzerThe brutal rape and subsequent death of a female motorist turns out to be an informant for the FBI acting as a cyber vigilante for catching on-line pedophiles to capture the predators. Stabler, along with the homicide detective who found the victim's husband murdered, follow the trail of evidence for the latest victim she had been tracking, leading them to the US Attorney's Office and a trip to Prague for Stabler to assist the Czech authorities when they find the kidnapped girl.
- 1975– 1h 6mTV-148.3 (363)TV EpisodeDirectorDave WilsonStarsRichard PryorGil Scott-HeronShelley R. BonusThe host for the episode is Richard Pryor, and the musical guest is Gil Scott-Heron. The skits for this episode are as follows: Garrett Morris tricks Chevy Chase into taking a bad fall during a skit. Richard Pryor does an opening monologue about why he doesn't drink or take LSD. A man checks into a hotel managed by a samurai who speaks no English. A black author talks about his latest book in which he disguises himself as white. A woman tries to identify her attacker from a series of stacked line-ups. An interview for a job using word association turns racially tense. Two men discuss a hockey game while playing Pong. A father complaining that blacks are taking over is oblivious to the fact that his entire family has turned black. A major accidentally uses a piece of new equipment that was intended for emergencies. In a sequel to The Exorcist, Regan manages to push both priests over the edge. Albert Brooks tries to make another film while sick in bed. Richard Pryor witnesses a conspiracy theorist get gunned down just before announcing the truth about the JFK assassination. Shelly Pryor sings a song about carousel horses. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase comments on homosexuality in sports, Kissinger's accent, and Franco's continuing death. Emily Litella delivers an impassioned speech on busting children. Gil Scott-Heron performs "Johannesburg" and "A Lovely Day".
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.7 (104)TV EpisodeDirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerAdam McKayStarsJimmy FallonWill FerrellAna GasteyerSketches include: A Message from the President of the United States (featuring Julia Stiles), Pierce Brosnan Monologue, Homocil (repeat), Just Funnin' (with Destiny's Child cameo), The Weakest Link, Jeffrey's, Weekend Update with Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey, Weekend Update: Lamont Bond, Angry Boss, The West Wing, "Five Finger Discount", Bravery and Unity, and Casino Daycare. Destiny's Child performs "Survivor" and "Emotion".
- DirectorPat WilliamsStarsEmma Taylor-IsherwoodShadia SimmonsMichael SeaterNew student Josie and her friend Corrine are sucked into a wormhole.
- DirectorPat WilliamsStarsEmma Taylor-IsherwoodShadia SimmonsMichael SeaterAfter Josie is shocked, she becomes a human electromagnet.
- 2002–2006TV-Y79.3 (23)TV EpisodeDirectorJeff KingStarsEmma Taylor-IsherwoodShadia SimmonsNoah ReidJosie, faced with the revelation that Avenir is her father and the true villain behind the events at Blake Holsey, becomes upset and turns to Professor Z for advice. When Marshall visits from his new school for everyone's graduation, the Science Club, save Vaughn, are reunited again. At Victor's house, Josie opens the device with Sarah's message detailing specific instructions that will allow them to stop Avenir from achieving his goal at last; having learned about different alternate universes, he intends to control each universe. Josie and Vaughn are forced to confront one another as Avenir tries attain control of the universe, but ultimately fails and disappears while Sarah Pearson finally returns to the timeline. With the wormhole destroyed, the Janitor is trapped, but grateful that Josie has stopped Avenir for good.
- DirectorMichael LoyaStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonNancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her?
- DirectorJean de SegonzacStarsChristopher MeloniMariska HargitayRichard BelzerDetectives Benson and Stabler are called to a crime scene--a young woman dressed in a maid's uniform has apparently committed suicide. But there's lots of sexually-related bruising so they question whether she was pushed and if she was raped.
- DirectorChad LoweStarsChristopher MeloniMariska HargitayRichard BelzerDetectives suspect bored young socialites of raping a girl at a popular Manhattan nightclub, kidnapping her from a hospital, and then killing her.
- 1997–201022mTV-PG7.1 (286)TV EpisodeDirectorKen WongStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonWhile Hank and the guys take their 4th of July rivalry with Milton Street to dangerous levels, Bobby finds religion at Lucky's church.
- DirectorSteve CarrStarsKevin JamesKeir O'DonnellJayma MaysWhen a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsJimmy FallonWill FerrellAna GasteyerFriends costar Jennifer Aniston hosts this 1999 episode. Selected sketches include "Nick Burns, Your Company's Computer Guy," "Wayne Porter," "Sex and the City," and "Pokemon Parents." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.
- DirectorAdam ShankmanStarsAdam SandlerKeri RussellCourteney CoxA hotel handyman's life changes when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to magically come true.
- DirectorGary WinickStarsKate HudsonAnne HathawayCandice BergenTwo best friends become rivals when they schedule their respective weddings on the same day.
- DirectorAllan JacobsenKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank and Peggy become concerned when the leering Buck Strickland ends up in Luanne's Bible study class; Bobby skips gym class to have tea and scones at the posh Hotel Arlen.
- 1997–201023mTV-PG7.1 (318)TV EpisodeDirectorAdam KuhlmanKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonPeggy convinces Principal Moss to hire her as the new full-time organic gardening teacher by promising the vegetables to the football team. However, organic gardening proves much harder than it sounds.
- DirectorAnthony LioiKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBill spreads lice to Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer. When Hanks gets his head shaved, he's surprised to discover he has a tattoo on his scalp.
- DirectorMichael Dante DiMartinoKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank is accused of being a racist when Ladybird barks at a black repairman.
- DirectorGary McCarverKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonDale meets the woman of his dreams when the neighborhood becomes infested with pigeons; Hank serves as Luanne's designated driver on her birthday, only to end up getting drunk.
- DirectorCyndi TangWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonA washed-up football star moves into the neighborhood.
- DirectorMatt EngstromWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank and his friends take Bobby on an "eat only what you catch" camping trip, only to discover that the park has been overrun by hippies.
- DirectorBoo Hwan LimKyoung Hee LimWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonPeggy takes over as coach of the cheerleading squad, and switches the girls from elaborate dance routines to violent spectacle.
- DirectorAnthony LioiWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonWhen racecar driver John Force needs a kidney transplant, Dale turns out to be a perfect match; and Peggy helps Bobby win over his classmates when he reads announcements over the school's intercom system.
- DirectorAlexandre AjaStarsKiefer SutherlandPaula PattonAmy SmartAn ex-cop and his family are the target of an evil force that is using mirrors as a gateway into their home.
- DirectorPeter CattaneoStarsRainn WilsonJosh GadChristina ApplegateIn the 1980s, a drummer is abandoned by his band just before they become rock superstars. Twenty years later, the drummer sees his second chance at stardom arise when he is asked to perform with his teenage nephew's high school rock band.
- DirectorGabriele MuccinoStarsWill SmithRosario DawsonWoody HarrelsonA man with a fateful secret embarks on an extraordinary journey of redemption by forever changing the lives of seven strangers.
- 1975– 1h 6mTV-147.0 (231)TV EpisodeDirectorDave WilsonStarsCandice BergenMartha ReevesThe StylisticsThe host for the episode is Candice Bergen (her second appearance), and the musical guests are Martha Reeves and The Stylistics. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Ford delivers a special message for Christmas and falls out of a tree. An ad for a restaurant where customers can choose their cow, kill it and butcher it. A boy calls home from the police station to tell his parents he's killed 26 people. Candice Bergen invites people to send home movies to NBC, then shows her own movie of herself ice skating with the Bees. A young man comes out of the closet and admits to his family that he's an elf. A pair of strangers at a laundromat share a vicarious romance through their clothes. Two men discuss the prowess one of them has at pinball, while playing Pong. Gilda Radner lists off the things she ate at last year's Christmas. Margaret Kuhn delivers an inspirational message about growing old, and Gary Weiss presents a film about travelers returning home for the holidays. During the Weekend Update, Laraine Newman comments on the New Year's festivities, even though it's still a week early, while Chevy Chase reports from the wrong location and Emily Litella gets worked up over firing the handicapped. Martha Reeves performs "Higher & Higher" and "Silver Bells". The Stylistics perform "You Make Me Feel Brand New". Candice Bergen performs "Winter Wonderland".
- DirectorGuy FerlandStarsHugh LaurieLisa EdelsteinOmar EppsA high school boy has hallucinations and collapses during an exam. When he does not respond to treatments, and the normal tests are negative, Foreman presents the case to House. Clinic Cases: A happy old lady.
- DirectorGary TrousdaleKirk WiseStarsDemi MooreJason AlexanderMary Kay BergmanA deformed bell-ringer must assert his independence from a vicious government minister in order to help his friend, a gypsy dancer.
- DirectorAnthony LioiWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonTensions run high when Boomhauer's brother, Patch, proposes to Boomhauer's old flame. As the wedding is planned, Boomhauer soon discovers that Patch is behaving like a sleazy pervert on the side.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank reacts with horror when Bobby's Bible study group turns out to be populated with Christian skate punks who wear tattoos and dress like rockers; Dale and his friends form a Last Supper club.
- DirectorAnthony LioiWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonA dashing Mexican television star asks Peggy to spend two weeks south of the border to tutor his children, but Peggy gets the feeling that the actor wants to have an affair with her.
- DirectorTricia GarciaWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonWhen Bobby mistakenly believes that his parents are rich, he steals Hank's credit card and goes on a shopping spree.
- 1997–201022mTV-PG7.4 (321)TV EpisodeDirectorTricia GarciaWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank commissions Peggy to create some artwork to satisfy the local zoning board after they approve a Strickland Propane expansion, but Peggy is humiliated when an art dealer promotes her as an illiterate hillbilly.
- DirectorJeff KanewStarsRobert CarradineAnthony EdwardsTimothy BusfieldAt Adams College, a group of bullied outcasts and misfits resolve to fight back for their peace and self-respect.
- DirectorDave WilsonStarsElliott GouldAnne MurrayThe MuppetsThe host for the episode is Elliott Gould, and the musical guest is Anne Murray. The skits for this episode are as follows: A quartet of dead musicians perform a piece. Elliott Gould sings during his opening monologue. Gilda Radner and Elliott profess their love for each other through the course of the show and get married. A housewife is caught off guard when a couple of workmen come to destroy her home. The Godfather talks about his feelings about the Tattaglia family in a group therapy session. A commercial presents Shimmer, a combination floor wax and dessert topping. Gary Weis presents a film on lounge singers performing "Misty". A family is trapped in their home by a swarm of killer bees, but before the matter can be resolved the cameras suddenly go off-balance. Forcing Lorne Michaels to confront a drunken control-room director. Albert Brooks presents a film about using audience research to judge his work. Two American Indians speak at a press conference to give their views on stereotyping. During the Weekend Update, Laraine Newman comments on toxic nerve agents, while Chevy Chase once again gets lost on his way to a story. Anne Murray performs "Long Distance Call" and "Boogie With You".
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-147.0 (125)TV EpisodeDirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerDean LennertStarsFred ArmisenRachel DratchTina FeyFormer cast member Will Ferrell's first time hosting. Sketches include Will's Thoughts Cold Open, Will Ferrell Monologue, Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery, Sharon Osbourne and Bill Cosby, Oracle Conclave 2005, Para Tri-Cyclen, Artsy Apartment, Weekend Update with guest Steven Ainsley, Grind, TV Funhouse: Shazzan, Goulet Ring Tones, Going 2 C Movies with Levi, Luxury. Queens of the Stone Age perform "Little Sister" (with Will Ferrell as Gene Frenkle) and "In My Head".
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.4 (127)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingAkiva SchafferStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderSketches include: Bipartisanship, Bradley Cooper Monologue (with James Lipton cameo), Today, I'm Gonna Have Sex With Your Wife, An SNL Digital Short: I'm On A Boat, Song Memories, Weekend Update with Seth Meyers, Weekend Update: Mark Spitz on Michael Phelps, Weekend Update: James Harrison, Weekend Update: Really?!? with Seth Meyers on Michael Phelps, Weekend Update: Bjork on the Icelandic Economy, Admirals Locker Room, Bad Guys Good Conversation, Intervention, No Bruce Let Me Finish: The Best Of Celebrity Tirades. TV On The Radio performs "Golden Age" and "Dancing Choose".
- DirectorRonald RubioStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank is ostracized for his lack of positive support for Bobby in the South Arlen youth baseball league.
- DirectorKyoung Hee LimStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonLuanne, Peggy and John Redcorn try to establish Luanne's "Manger Babies" puppetry as a paid career. Meanwhile, Dale writes a self-published book, and Luanne steals it in desperation for new ideas.
- 1975– 1h 6mTV-147.6 (206)TV EpisodeDirectorDave WilsonStarsBuck HenryBill WithersToni BasilThe host for the episode is Buck Henry, and the musical guests are Bill Withers, Toni Basil and The Blues Brothers. The skits for this episode are as follows: A suicide hot-line operator tries and fails to prevent a caller from killing himself. Buck Henry gives a self-effacing speech during the opening monologue, while notices superimposed on the screen tell the real story. A man orders a sandwich at a restaurant run by a samurai. President Ford learns of a new campaign strategy to make him look more intelligent. A speed-reading course is presented that helps people read faster, but not better. A sequel to Citizen Kane is presented in which a reporter investigates Kane's other last words. A mechanic tells his daughter nothing but automotive bedtime stories. Gary Weis presents a film with Buck Henry looking for the funniest person on the streets of New York. Michael O'Donoghue does an imitation of Michael Douglas with needles in his eyes. A spokesman for the American Constipation Society discusses the social pain that constipation causes. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase once again gets lost while tracking down a story, while a guest commentator rails against masturbation. Bill Withers performs "Ain't No Sunshine". Toni Basil performs "Wham Re-Bop Boom Bam". The Blues Brothers perform "King Bee".
- DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsUma ThurmanDavid CarradineDaryl HannahAfter awakening from a four-year coma, a former assassin wreaks vengeance on the team of assassins who betrayed her.
- DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsUma ThurmanDavid CarradineMichael MadsenThe Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd, and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle.
- 1997–201023mTV-PG8.2 (402)TV EpisodeDirectorJohn RiceWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank lives up to his boyhood dream of driving a big rig when helping his mother to move. Bobby tags along and, unfortunately, so do Dale, Bill and Boomhauer; Meanwhile Peggy and Luanne write a very poor Christmas carol.
- DirectorCyndi TangWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonA new Strickland Propane employee revels in making off-color jokes, driving Hank crazy.
- DirectorWoody AllenStarsWoody AllenMia FarrowJosé FerrerA wacky inventor and his wife invite two other couples for a weekend party at a romantic summer house in the 1900s countryside.
- DirectorRon ClementsJohn MuskerStarsScott WeingerRobin WilliamsLinda LarkinA kind-hearted street urchin and a power-hungry Grand Vizier vie for a magic lamp that has the power to make their deepest wishes come true.
- DirectorFred SavageStarsCuba Gooding Jr.Lochlyn MunroRichard GantSeeking to offer his son the satisfying summer camp experience that eluded him as a child, the operator of a neighborhood day care center opens his own camp, only to face financial hardship and stiff competition from a rival camp.
- DirectorBrad SilberlingStarsJim CarreyJude LawMeryl StreepWhen a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-147.2 (197)TV EpisodeDirectorDave WilsonStarsPeter CookDudley MooreNeil SedakaThe hosts for the episode are Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, and the musical guest is Neil Sedaka. The skits for this episode are as follows: A bomb squad is called in to investigate a mysterious package, but unfortunately does not defuse it in time. A casting director for a new Tarzan movie is faced with an aspiring actor auditioning for the lead role, despite having one leg. A maximum-security prison holds auditions for a production of Gigi, in which several of the inmates perform songs they've prepared. Don Pardo presents a luxury vacation plan from inside an elevator. A reporter interviews the owner of the Frog and Peach restaurant about their choice of cuisine. Gary Weis presents a film about novelty store items. A British version of Sonny & Cher sing their own rendition of "I Got You Babe" that turns nasty. A reporter conducts an interview with a male-impersonator actress named Sheila. A team of doctors decides to harvest a body for organs after their patient dies, even though the patient is raising protests. Matthew interviews a shepherd who saw the Baby Jesus for the new Gospel he's working on. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase gets a wrong number while trying to reach an Angolan prison, Emily Litella gets confused over Soviet Jewelry, and Laraine Newman conducts interviews in the street on the topic of abortion. Neil Sedaka performs "Breaking Up is Hard to Do" and "Lonely Night".
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.5 (112)TV EpisodeDirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsRachel DratchJimmy FallonTina FeyJennifer Aniston returns to host this 2004 episode, with a cameo appearance by Al Franken. Selected sketches include "Donald Trump's Address," "Paparazzi," "Saddam & Osama," and "Appalachian Emergency Room." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-145.6 (108)TV Episode
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-144.6 (105)TV EpisodeDirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsFred ArmisenRachel DratchTina FeySketches include: Hardball on MLB Steroids, Ashton Kutcher Monologue, Me-Harmony, Oprah, Push-Ups, Federline, Gays in Space: Episode 2, Weekend Update with guests Henry Payne and Chris Parnell, Southern Baptist Church, Action 13 News, Nebulzitol.
- DirectorMilos FormanStarsJohn SavageTreat WilliamsBeverly D'AngeloClaude Bukowski leaves the family ranch in Oklahoma for New York where he is rapidly embraced into the hippie group of youngsters led by Berger, yet he's already been drafted. He soon falls in love with Sheila Franklin, a rich girl but still a rebel inside.
- DirectorRobin BrigstockeWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; and Peggy bags groceries at a mom-and-pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
- DirectorRobin BrigstockeWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonThe Hills create a snake scare when a large python is released into the sewer system, and a couple of greedy city contractors try to take advantage of the situation.
- DirectorDave WilsonGary WeisHarry McDevittStarsDick CavettJimmy CliffMarshall EfronThe host for the episode is Dick Cavett, and the musical guest is Jimmy Cliff. The skits for this episode are as follows: Garrett Morris uses voodoo to get Chevy to fall down. Commercials attempt to draw students into The Dick Cavett School of Auto Refinishing and The Dick Cavett School of Hydroplane Operation. An accounting firm talks about just how far they'll go to lower their customers' tax bills. Dick Cavett does his version of "Our Town" about New York City, a swell place where crime is rampant and nothing works. Betty Ford gives a personal advice talk where she compares life's problems with dancing. Gary Weis presents a film about a tailor and a plastic surgeon altering each other. An author pitches his new book about pimping in Nebraska. For the Weekend Update, one of the reporters finally reaches Angola, where she is accosted by horny mercenaries, and Emily Litella expresses her displeasure over the Eagle Rights Amendment. Jimmy Cliff performs "The Harder They Come," "Many Rivers to Cross" and "Wahjaka Man".
- DirectorAllan JacobsenWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBill pretends to be a homosexual to get a job at a trendy beauty salon.
- DirectorGary McCarverWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonArlen is hit with rains and flash floods. Bill finds himself put in charge of the shelter at Tom Landry Middle School, and instantly becomes mad with power and authority.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonCotton plays detective when someone begins drinking Hank's grapefruit juice; and Dale tries to launch his own home security company.
- 1997–201022mTV-PG7.0 (299)TV EpisodeDirectorBrian SheesleyWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank reacts with disbelief when he realizes Bobby's history textbook contains almost nothing on the Alamo; and Peggy photographs a Flat Stanley doll to help teach kids about geography and safety issues.
- DirectorCyndi TangWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonLuanne joins forces with Hank to protest a propane ban at the Texas State Fairground grill-off; and Peggy goes to extreme lengths to gain access to a laundry room where an infamous murder took place.
- DirectorTricia GarciaWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBobby joins the school's academic team, where he specializes in pop culture, but the stress proves too much for him to handle.
- DirectorGary McCarverWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonAfter Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
- 1997–201022mTV-PG7.8 (383)TV EpisodeDirectorWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonPeggy becomes friends with a local drag queen. But Peggy doesn't know that her friend's really a man, and her friend doesn't realize that Peggy's a real woman.
- DirectorTricia GarciaWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBill discovers that he and his cousin are the end of the Dautrieve family line, so he tries to find a way to preserve his family legacy.
- DirectorWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonLuanne goes to prom with a fifteen-year-old boy because she missed her own prom, and she wants to make Lucky pay attention to her.
- 1997–201022mTV-PG7.4 (290)TV EpisodeDirectorSteve RobertsonStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down General Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty "dudevorce."
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerRobert MarianettiDavid WachtenheimStarsFred ArmisenRachel DratchTina FeySketches include Papal Debate '05, Cameron Diaz Monologue, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, TV Funhouse: Michael Jackson, The Barry Gibb Talk Show: Nancy Pelosi, Ann Coulter, And Gov. Bill Richardson (featuring cameos from Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake, and Drew Barrymore), The Holland Tunnel Hotel, Weekend Update with guests Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles, with a Weekend Update Dramatic Play featuring Jimmy Fallon, Woo The Musical, The Sofabed, Spy Glass. Green Day performs "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" and "Holiday".
- DirectorJames StrongStarsDavid TennantFreema AgyemanMiranda RaisonThe Doctor and Martha travel to New York in 1930, where people have been mysteriously vanishing from the streets, and an old enemy resurfaces.
- DirectorJames StrongStarsDavid TennantFreema AgyemanMiranda RaisonConcluding part to Daleks in Manhattan. In 1930s New York, the Daleks' plan is in full force. Faced with the cyborgs' most evil and dangerous scheme yet, will the Doctor and Martha be able to defeat their greatest opponents?
- DirectorEric BrevigStarsBrendan FraserJosh HutchersonAníta BriemOn a quest to find out what happened to his missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide discover a fantastic and dangerous lost world in the center of the earth.
- DirectorMike JudgeYvette KaplanStarsPeter C. GourdineMike JudgeDale RevoPrincipal McVicker forces Beavis and Butthead to own up to a prank on live television.
- DirectorMike JudgeYvette KaplanStarsJennifer Jane EmersonMike JudgeDale RevoBeavis adopts an alter ego after a sugar rush.