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- 1997–201022mTV-PG7.6 (328)TV EpisodeDirectorJulius WuWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBill believes he has found acceptance when he joins a glee club.
- DirectorRobin BrigstockeWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonAfter having a falling out with Reverend Stroup, Hank leaves Arlen First Methodist and joins a Mega-Church... only to be overwhelmed by its nonstop demands on his free time.
- DirectorAnthony ChunWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBobby, Joseph, and Connie are harassed at a water park by a group of bullies, and only Boomhauer can save them. Meanwhile, Bill becomes a minor local celebrity after he starts waving at drivers from the side of the road.
- DirectorTony KluckWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonCotton is dying, but both he and Hank are having trouble coming to terms with it--and each other.
- DirectorDave WilsonGary WeisStarsPeter BoyleAl JarreauDan AykroydThe host for the episode is Peter Boyle, and the musical guest is Al Jarreau. The skits for this episode are as follows: A restaurant customer in 1929 Chicago asks the waiter to park his car for him, sending the man into the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Peter Boyle sings a love song to his girlfriend for the opening monologue, oblivious to the fact that she's making out with another man. The Samurais decide to get divorced and must go about splitting their assets, as well as dividing custody of their daughter. Three little girls lip-sync a Natalie Cole song. A pair of drugged-out hippies invite their neighbor in after he receives some of their mail. Ricardo Montalban pitches a new car that seems to be falling apart. The Bees take on the Wasps in a tag-team wrestling match. A reporter interviews "Mr. X", Richard Nixon in disguise, over his new activities. Gary Weis presents a film of children reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Two Brando impersonators have a quote duel. A woman convinces her suspicious husband that all the men he finds in their house are actually household appliances. Garrett Morris recites an obscene valentine for a shocked Gilda Radner. For the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase comments on Patty Hearst and the Winter Olympics, while Emily Litella rants about money spent on canker research. Al Jarreau performs "We Got By" and "Somebody's Watching You".
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerRobert MarianettiDavid WachtenheimStarsRachel DratchJimmy FallonTina FeyHip-hop legend Snoop Dogg hosts this 2004 episode. Selected sketches and segments include "White House 'Friends,'" "Show Biz Grande Explosion!", TV Funhouse's "Pothead Theater," and "Mother's Day Message From Snoop Dogg." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.8 (139)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingAkiva SchafferJorma TacconeStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderSketches include: Republican Congressional Leadership Meeting, Alec Baldwin Monologue (featuring Jack McBrayer), The Fourth Jonas Brother (featuring the Jonas Brothers), The Cougar Den (featuring Cameron Diaz), An SNL Digital Short: Property of the Queen (featuring the Jonas Brothers), Sir Mix-a-Lot's Photoshop, Weekend Update with Seth Meyers, Weekend Update: Oscar Rogers, Vincent Price's Valentine's Day Special, High-Profile Project, Warrior Shake, Chewable Pampers (repeat), Virgania Horsen's Hot-Air Balloon Rides (repeat), Alec Baldwin's Acting Techniques for Actors. Jonas Brothers perform "Tonight" and "Video Girl".
- DirectorLee TamahoriStarsIce CubeSamuel L. JacksonWillem DafoeDarius Stone, a new agent in the xXx program, is sent to Washington, D.C. to stop a coup attempt against the President of the United States.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-147.0 (190)TV EpisodeDirectorDave WilsonGary WeisStarsDesi ArnazDan AykroydJohn BelushiThe host for the episode is Desi Arnaz, and the musical guest is Desi Arnaz, Jr. The skits for this episode are as follows: President Ford receives a word-association test from his psychiatrist that ends with him falling over. Desi Arnaz gives his opening monologue, in which he thanks the cast for the special cigars they gave him. Prisoner Ruben Carter talks about how he gets recognized in prison now because of his National Express card. A man receives consoling from his friends when his 40th birthday doesn't go as he had hoped. Vampire Luciana Vermicelli shares her beauty tips. Desi Arnaz recites Jabberwocky in a very heavy Cuban accent. Desi and his son share some of the initial failed ideas that were proposed before "I Love Lucy" was picked up by the network. An extremely white man named Very White attempts to perform a love song in a soul club. A gangster's wife, named Lucy, gives her husband the wrong gun. Lucy shares some of her more extreme costume ideas with Ethel before sneaking into Ricky's club. A Cuban acupuncture doctor uses cigars on his patients instead of needles. Lucy talks about the new book that her husband has coming out. Jane Curtain shares an important moment in American lesbian history. Desi Arnaz and Desi Arnaz, Jr. perform "Cuban Pete" and "Babalu".
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.7 (175)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingJorma TacconeStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderSketches include: McCain Approves, James Franco Monologue, The Cougar Den (with Cameron Diaz cameo), Agent 420, O.J. Simpson Jury Selection, An SNL Digital Short: Murray Hill (with Blake Lively cameo), The Looker, Weekend Update with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers, Weekend Update: Richard Fuld, Weekend Update: Dov Charney, New York Times Reporters, Of Mice and Men, Yankee Stadium Stories, James and Willam Dafoe. Kings of Leon perform "Sex on Fire" and "Use Somebody".
- DirectorAndrew StantonLee UnkrichStarsAlbert BrooksEllen DeGeneresAlexander GouldAfter his son is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney, a timid clownfish sets out on a journey to bring him home.
- DirectorJohn PasquinStarsTim AllenMartin ShortJoBeth WilliamsA man learns he has a thirteen-year-old son who was raised in the jungle and brings the boy to New York City, turning his life upside down in the process.
- DirectorKyoung Hee LimWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank's new neighbors' son won't stop harassing him, and his parents refuse to do anything about it. So he takes matters into his own hands, which gets him in trouble with the police.
- DirectorAdam KuhlmanWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonLucky, Luanne's good-for-nothing boyfriend, won't marry her until he passes his ged test; when he asks Peggy to tutor him, she schemes to end their relationship by teaching him all the wrong answers.
- DirectorRonald RubioWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBobby is selected to be a powder-puff cheerleader, but Peggy and the rest the PTA threaten to disband the group after the PTA president decides that it's sexist.
- DirectorRobin BrigstockeWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank joins a co-op store because the steaks they sell are the best in town. However, he is forced to take extreme measures to get organic steaks when Mega-Lo-Mart buys out the store.
- DirectorRobert RodriguezStarsDaryl SabaraAlexa PenaVegaAntonio BanderasCarmen's caught in a virtual reality game designed by the Kids' new nemesis, the Toymaker. It's up to Juni to save his sister, and ultimately the world.
- DirectorMcGStarsDrew BarrymoreLucy LiuCameron DiazThe Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database.
- DirectorJuan José CampanellaStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz is back with her ex-boyfriend Dennis, a man she realizes is the rat king. Jack warns her of him but she is defiant. Jenna lies about her age to Jack, starts feeling old and does something to look younger. Tracy fears being normal.
- DirectorAdam BernsteinStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack has Jenna bumped from the Conan show for Tracy, making her think he doesn't respect her. Tracy fears being boring on Conan and behaves crazier. Liz deals with wanting to break up with Dennis and the fact that she wants to break up.
- DirectorScott EllisStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJenna takes Liz out on the town after she breaks up with Dennis, Jack is having problems with his new relationship, and Tracy and Toofer clash over negative African American stereotypes.
- DirectorMichael EnglerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiTracy wants Josh fired because of Josh's impression of him. Liz hears her biological clock ticking and Jenna enlists the crew's help. Jack is stressed by constant calls from his mother. Josh's impressions come to the rescue.
- DirectorRandall MillerStarsChristopher ReidChristopher MartinAndre Rosey BrownA valedictorian and a juvenile delinquent have their school records switched and begin to be treated like the other.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.1 (104)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingJohn SolomonStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderTim McGraw hosts after originally scheduled host Justin Timberlake cancels. Sketches include: The Big Three Automakers, Tim McGraw Monologue, Clear Rite, Dateline, Turkey Chase, Live Another Death, Weekend Update with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers, Weekend Update: Bill Clinton, Weekend Update: Arianna Huffington, Weekend Update: Zell Miller, Blizzard Man, A Holiday Message From Jeff Montgomery, Dale Britches' Down-Home Phony Phone Calls, Mark Payne. Ludacris and T-Pain perform "Thr33 Rings" and "Chopped and Skrewed".
- DirectorThomas CarterStarsJulia StilesSean Patrick ThomasKerry WashingtonA white midwestern girl moves to Chicago, where her new boyfriend is a black teen from the South Side with a rough, semi-criminal past.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJenna is mad at Liz because she thinks her new movie is terrible, and Jack helps Tracy create and market a new cooking machine.
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJenna sends Liz to ask the Head on a date but Liz ends up with the Hair, a guy she feels out of her league. Jack has Kenneth switch jobs with him for a day. Tracy gets help writing his memoirs, pressing Frank and Toofer to meet deadline.
- DirectorDon ScardinoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack asks Liz to accompany him to a societal event, the birthday party of a royal. When Jack's ex-wife arrives, he introduces Liz as a girlfriend. To help Pete reclaim his manhood, Tracy holds a party in the office, inviting girl dancers.
- DirectorMichael EnglerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz makes staff work on Valentine's Day all night. She gets flowers but from whom? Jack and Bianca meet to finalize their divorce. He celebrates with Tracy who is role playing with his wife in a hotel room but Jack brings a hooker there.
- DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsVal KilmerTommy Lee JonesJim CarreyBatman must battle former district attorney Harvey Dent, who is now Two-Face and Edward Nygma, The Riddler with help from an amorous psychologist and a young circus acrobat who becomes his sidekick, Robin.
- DirectorAlex ProyasStarsWill SmithBridget MoynahanBruce GreenwoodIn 2035, a technophobic cop investigates a crime that may have been perpetrated by a robot, which leads to a larger threat to humanity.
- DirectorDavid PlattStarsChristopher MeloniMariska HargitayRichard BelzerA prostitute is violently murdered and outside of a weird phone call there seems to be little to no motive. Then Stabler's son notices some similarities to a GTA style video game.
- DirectorAdam BernsteinStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz decides to be a nicer boss when she overhears one of the writers calling her an offensive name.
- DirectorDon ScardinoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiKenneth is added to Tracy's entourage but doesn't realize he is used to Grizz and Dot Com giving preferential treatment. Jenna is named funniest woman but is quoted as saying she hates the troops. Jack plays hard ball in Josh negotiation.
- DirectorDon ScardinoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz dates an African American man, Steven, but is uninterested. He accuses her of racism. Jack tries to mend a feud between Tracy and rap producer Ridikolus by having the former host the Source Awards and the latter endorse Jack's wine.
- DirectorDennie GordonStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiEddie, Jack's brother, says their dad died and he has been taking care of him. Jack hasn't seen his dad in 17 years. Liz is required to fire 10% of her staff which stresses her but in aerobics, Liz sees her crush Floyd and his girlfriend.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack uses Kenneth to scout a young gay competitor, Liz poses as an alcoholic to impress a guy she has a crush on, and Dr. Spaceman tells Tracy that he is a descendant of Thomas Jefferson.
- DirectorRob MinkoffStarsEddie MurphyMarsha ThomasonJennifer TillyA realtor and his wife and children are summoned to a mansion, which they soon discover is haunted, and while they attempt to escape, he learns an important lesson about the family he has neglected.
- DirectorShaun CashmanKlay HallJohn RiceStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBobby forms a comedy group called The Propaniacs, who goes around to several Strickland Propane locations with their propane-centered skits.
- DirectorJuan José CampanellaStarsChristopher MeloniMariska HargitayRichard BelzerA woman claiming to have been raped and left for dead commits suicide while waiting to be treated in the emergency room.
- DirectorStefan ScainiStarsEmma Taylor-IsherwoodShadia SimmonsMichael SeaterA clone of Josie is created from the saliva on her chewing gum. This causes problems in her already distant relationship with her mother.
- DirectorDon ScardinoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiBecause of the fireworks disaster, Don Geiss takes Jack off microwave programming. When he meets Liz's boyfriend Floyd, they hit it off too well. Tracy pitches a film to Don Geiss about Thomas Jefferson in which he plays the major roles.
- DirectorPaul FeigStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz considers moving to Cleveland with her new boyfriend, Tracy thinks the "Black Crusaders" are after him for playing negative black stereotypes, and Jack has sexual problems with his new fiancée.
- DirectorDon ScardinoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiTracy goes AWOL before the final show to avoid the "Black Crusaders," but Kenneth reveals that he's actually staying with his cousin. Meanwhile, the pressure of his imminent wedding and a visit by his mother lands Jack in the hospital.
- DirectorGary HalvorsonStarsRay RomanoPatricia HeatonBrad GarrettRay gets Debra a really great present for Christmas so she'll agree to let him go golfing.
- DirectorKen LevineStarsRay RomanoPatricia HeatonBrad GarrettRay starts to have second thoughts about himself after he didn't help Debra when she was choking.
- DirectorAndy FickmanStarsDwayne JohnsonKyra SedgwickMadison PettisAn NFL quarterback living the bachelor lifestyle discovers that he has an 8-year-old daughter from a previous relationship.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsKevin JamesLeah ReminiLarry RomanoDoug has planned to watch a wrestling match on the same day Carrie turns 30.
- DirectorRob SchillerStarsKevin JamesLeah ReminiVictor WilliamsDoug tells Carrie he doesn't agree with the way she treats Arthur and because of that Carrie lets Doug take care of Arthur.
- DirectorGreg MottolaStarsMichael CeraJonah HillChristopher Mintz-PlasseTwo co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.
- DirectorDon ScardinoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiAn angry Jerry Seinfeld goes to 30 Rock to confront Jack after he learns that Jack plans to digitally insert him into every current NBC program. Meanwhile, Liz buys a wedding dress, even though her marriage prospects are slim.
- DirectorMichael EnglerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack's rival, Devon, comes up with a new plan to get in tight with Don Geiss. Kenneth has a plan to get Tracy jealous about his wife, and Jenna finds a way to use her weight gain to her advantage.
- DirectorDon ScardinoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack hopes to be G.E. CEO so he hires a private eye to find any issues about himself. The P.I. exposes Jack's cookie jar collection. Jenna gains weight doing a musical Mystic Pizza, making her beloved by fans but she loses weight, panics.
- DirectorMichael EnglerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz befriends a female comedy writer from the 1960s who was one of her idols, until she realizes how pathetic the woman's life is now. Meanwhile, Jack has to find a way to talk Tracy out of taking up dog fighting.
- DirectorDon ScardinoStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack hires an actor to play the superhero "Greenzo," who is to promote environmental consciousness (and G.E. products). But what happens when Greenzo becomes drunk with power?
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack has a one night stand with a Democrat who is campaigning against one of NBC's sister companies, Liz suspects her neighbor is a terrorist, and Kenneth tries to raise money to buy Jack a pair of pants.
- DirectorMichael EnglerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz catches a lot of heat at the office when she starts dating a 20-year-old "boy toy," and Jack takes charge of Tracy's pitiful youth baseball team and tries to turn it into a winner.
- DirectorMichael EnglerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiC.C. wants to go public with her relationship with Jack after talking with Liz, Toofer and Frank take their feud to dangerous levels, and Jenna becomes jealous because she thinks Tracy is getting more attention.
- DirectorBaz LuhrmannStarsNicole KidmanEwan McGregorJohn LeguizamoA poor Bohemian poet in 1890s Paris falls for a beautiful courtesan and nightclub star coveted by a jealous duke.
- DirectorTricia GarciaKlay HallJohn RiceStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonNancy ends her 14-year-long affair with John Redcorn.
- 1997–201023mTV-PG7.4 (404)TV EpisodeDirectorCyndi TangKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonPeggy is ashamed of her size 16 feet, but her shame turns to pride when an alleged doctor takes an interest in filming them. She does not know, however, that the man is really photographing them for a sex fetish website.
- StarsNick CannonDavid HasselhoffPiers MorganThe "America's Got Talent" auditions returned to the Pacific Northwest, claiming to be in Seattle but really taking place "in nearby Tacoma." Without wasting any time, we were introduced to Keg "The Lone Ranger of Rock," who said it was his passion and calling to follow in the footsteps of some of Seattle's rock legends. The crowd showered the stage with boos before the judges even began speaking. He was gone quickly, starting a montage of bad acts, including a bad singer, an "indestructible man" who did dangerous things with knives, and a stripping pink gorilla. Kari Callin, a 43-year-old woman who'd grown up with a cleft pallet, said she'd never had a boyfriend and people didn't believe she was a singer. She told Piers she once auditioned for a singing gig on a cruise ship and was sent away before she even sang. She sang "Somewhere" from the "West Side Story" soundtrack. The crowd and judges rose to their feet during the performance and The Hoff told her to go back to that cruise ship and charge the talent scout $40,000 a night. Sharon said it was one of those moments where the hair stands up on the back of your neck. Piers said he's learned not to judge a book by its cover, and the judges sent her to the next round in Las Vegas. Apparently, Kari was all Seattle had to offer because 20 minutes into the hour, the auditions went back across the country for yet another stop in New York. The first set of auditions were good ones, including a guy doing "fire acrobatics," a singer/guitarist and a group of gymnastics girls. A quintet named Reality didn't get to finish before all three judges buzzed them. Piers called it "one of the uncoolest things I've ever seen." Sharon said the act was something they should "take to an elderly persons' retirement home." It was a no. A hip-hop dance crew, Destined 2-Be, from Indiana said they were looking for a chance to prove themselves after getting shut down in their hometown repeatedly. The judges love their heart and their style, and put them through to the next round. Rashida Jolley, a 29-year-old singer and harpist who wanted to honor her deceased father's memory, sang and played "Killing Me Softly," evening bringing a rhythmic twist to it by drumming the beat on the base of the massive harp. Sharon liked the singing and the harp playing, but said she as a little confused by the combination. Piers said she "made the harp quite sexy." All three judges voted to move her on to the next round. A couple of guys who were college roommates decided to give their music a shot. Their names were Anthony and Matt, but they didn't have a name for their duo. Matt played acoustic guitar and danced while Anthony sang. The Hoff and Sharon praised the tap dancer, especially, and Piers said it was "totally unique -- I've never seen anything quite like that in my life." With three yes votes, they were headed to Vegas. A montage of good dancers followed, including a couple performing an Argentine tango, a father and son performing some interesting acrobatics, and a guy who whipped his wife -- but in an artistically acceptable way. Mia Boostrom, 16, said she was devastated after getting cut during the Las Vegas round on last season's installment of "America's Got Talent." She came back ready to make her mark. She sat at her keyboard and played and sang "Georgia on My Mind." Sharon said it was amazing how far Mia came in a year, remarking on her newfound confidence. Piers said Mia was a much better singing now with more range. The Hoff said she did great, but "it wasn't perfect." Still, he said it got everybody's attention. She made it through to Vegas, but, you know, she's been there before.
- DirectorDavid YatesStarsDaniel RadcliffeEmma WatsonRupert GrintAs Harry Potter begins his sixth year at Hogwarts, he discovers an old book marked as "the property of the Half-Blood Prince" and begins to learn more about Lord Voldemort's dark past.
- DirectorTricia GarciaWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBobby is in charge of putting together a carnival at Tom Landry Middle School, but a school-appointed diversity counselor takes all of the fun out of it.
- DirectorKyoung Hee LimWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonMinh joins Dale's gun club to learn how to shoot skeet. Hank investigates who is putting their garbage in his garbage can.
- DirectorKen WongWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank reluctantly joins Dale on a "vocation vacation," where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the teacher's pet.
- DirectorDon Roy KingNoah BaumbachAkiva SchafferStarsFred ArmisenWill ForteBill HaderAbby Elliot and Michaela Watkins' first episode. Sketches include: A Message from the Vice President-Elect of the United States, Paul Rudd Monologue, Sproingo, The Vogelchecks, Scared Straight, An SNL Digital Short: Everyone's A Critic, Songwriters Showcase, Road Trip, Weekend Update with Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers, Weekend Update: Snagglepuss, Weekend Update: Justin Timberlake (with Justin Timberlake cameo), Beyonce Video (with Beyonce and Justin Timberlake cameos), Suicide Jumper, Proposition 8, Clearing the Air. Beyonce performs "If I Were a Boy" and "Single Ladies". Amy Poelher absent on maternity leave.
- DirectorJeff MyersKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonThe Hills go to a country music festival in Nashville, where no one believes Peggy when she says that Randy Travis plagiarized a song she submitted to him.
- DirectorAdam KuhlmanKlay HallJohn RiceStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonPuberty hits 12 year-old Joseph before it hits 13 year-old Bobby. Hank builds coffins for himself and Peggy.
- DirectorMichael LoyaWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonLadybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a "dog spiritualist" or risk losing her to Animal Control.
- DirectorKyoung Hee LimWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats.
- 1997–201022mTV-PG7.7 (309)TV EpisodeDirectorKen WongWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonDale discovers that the daughter of one of Bill's lady-friends shares the same DNA as Joseph. He comes to the conclusion that he is the father of both of them.
- DirectorRobin BrigstockeWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand.
- DirectorBarry SonnenfeldStarsRobin WilliamsCheryl HinesKristin ChenowethBob Munro and his dysfunctional family rent an RV for a road trip to the Colorado Rockies, where they must ultimately contend with a bizarre community of campers.
- DirectorBrian RobbinsStarsJames Van Der BeekJon VoightPaul WalkerA back-up quarterback is chosen to lead a Texas football team to victory after the star quarterback is injured.
- DirectorBoo Hwan LimKyoung Hee LimKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonHank meets Presidential candidate George W. Bush at a rally and is unimpressed by his handshake, while Luanne registers to vote as a Communist.
- DirectorMichael Dante DiMartinoKlay HallJohn RiceStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonBobby works for Mr. Strickland as his golf caddy for the summer. Peggy and Minh race each other to see who can donate the most blood.
- DirectorAllan JacobsenKlay HallStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonDuring the Thanksgiving season, John Redcorn tries to get closer to Joseph by teaching him about the plight of the Native Americans.
- DirectorAnthony ChunWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonWhile Hank helps out with Enrique's daughter's Quinceanera celebration, Peggy threatens to run Enrique's family out of its neighborhood by introducing it to the Arlen artistic community.
- DirectorTony KluckWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonPeggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby further away from her.
- DirectorTricia GarciaWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonKahn uses karaoke to boost his self confidence and to help cope with his domineering father-in-law's latest visit.
- 1997–201023mTV-PG6.8 (301)TV EpisodeDirectorRonald RubioWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonPeggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up selling her own house during the dress rehearsal.
- 1997–201023mTV-PG6.6 (278)TV EpisodeDirectorMichael LoyaWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonA private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich.
- DirectorKyoung Hee LimWesley ArcherStarsMike JudgeKathy NajimyPamela AdlonWhen Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play.
- DirectorGriffin DunneStarsSandra BullockNicole KidmanStockard ChanningTwo witch sisters, raised by their eccentric aunts in a small town, face closed-minded prejudice and a curse which threatens to prevent them ever finding lasting love.
- 1991–199625mTV-Y78.2 (191)TV EpisodeDirectorKelly ArmstrongBob CampJohn KricfalusiStarsBilly WestJohn KricfalusiGary OwensThe pioneering spirit is abound in this re-telling of the colonization of the north American continent. With the motto "We Always Get Our Butts Kicked!", Ren and Stimpy set out across forests, deserts, mountains and vast snow fields atop lumbering yaks. Can they tap into the nation's vast natural resources to bring about prosperity?
- 1991–199623mTV-PG7.7 (132)TV EpisodeDirectorGregg VanzoBob CampJim GomezStarsBob CampJack CarterCheryl ChaseThe first half of this episode sees Ren, after a humiliating experience at the beach, electing to have some pectoral implants. Can Stimpy, his kind donor, keep up with Ren's new lifestyle? Next, the two respond to a job vacancy guarding the Lincoln memorial. Will they succeed, while under the watchful eye of a transvestite Army Officer, in finding a mythical treasure hidden inside the very statue they guard?
- 1991–199625mTV-PG7.6 (136)TV EpisodeDirectorGregg VanzoBob CampHoward E. BakerStarsBob CampJack CarterCheryl ChaseStimpy becomes so obsessed with playing with his belly button that he ends up inside of it; Ren and Stinpy pretend to be roadkill in the desert.
- DirectorBob CampChris ReccardiStarsBilly WestAlan YoungStan FrebergTV star Haggis MacHaggis (voiced by Alan Young) is kicked out of his mansion and thrown out onto the streets after Ren and Stimpy's cartoon show becomes more popular than his. Just as he plans to end it all, Haggis enlists in the help of two thugs-for-hire who help him sabotage Ren and Stimpy's show.
- 1991–199623mTV-Y78.1 (119)TV EpisodeDirectorGregg VanzoBob CampRon HughartStarsGail MatthiusGary OwensBilly WestIn a deranged tribute to the "I Love Lucy" show, Stimpy lavishes affection on a store-bought oven-ready chicken. Next, Powdered-Toast Man and Waffle-Woman face off in a fight-to-the-death; the world hangs in the balance.
- 1991–199620mTV-Y76.9 (114)TV EpisodeDirectorBob CampKen BruceStarsBilly WestHarris PeetIt's the 11th hour at the dog pound and Ren and Stimpy are about to take that last long walk. A sweet rich old lady falls for them and adopts them immediately.
- 1991–1996TV-148.0 (102)TV EpisodeDirectorGregg VanzoBob CampSteve LoterStarsBilly WestGregory AbbeyBob CampRen becomes insomniac. My Shiny Friend: Stimpy becomes addicted to television.
- 1991–199624mTV-Y77.1 (106)TV EpisodeDirectorGregg VanzoBob CampMark MarrenStarsJack CarterBilly WestRen & Stimpy journey to the Blue-Cheese Mountains to become miners. After dealing with some savages, they finally reach the blessed mountains where they mine the cheese and dream of being rich.
- 1991–199624mTV-Y77.7 (106)TV EpisodeDirectorGregg VanzoBob CampCraig BartlettStarsFrank GorshinMichael PatakiHarris PeetStimpy gets paranoid because he's used up eight of his lives and only has one left to live.Ren and Stimpy begin a job working for the Reverend Jack Cheese in his meat mobile.
- StarsAlton BrownTamie CookJim PaceTales of a monster scallop send Alton to a town in Maine to investigate.
- DirectorNewton Thomas SigelStarsHugh LaurieLisa EdelsteinOmar EppsA nightmare scenario hits Princeton Plainsboro when babies in the maternity ward are hit by a potentially fatal epidemic. Clinic Cases: Woman with a parasite!
- DirectorFrederick King KellerStarsHugh LaurieLisa EdelsteinOmar EppsA famous jazz trumpeter, diagnosed with ALS, signs a DNR form, but because House believes the diagnosis wrong, he breaks the law by resuscitating him.
- DirectorDaniel AttiasStarsHugh LaurieLisa EdelsteinOmar EppsA delusional homeless woman is found unconscious in an acid house exhibiting a variety of symptoms which Foreman thinks she's faking.
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