Movies I Will Never Watch
This is a list of movies that if watched, could possibly make you harm yourself. You should listen to what I have to say because you would need to go to therapy for a month if you see any of these.
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- DirectorFrank PerryStarsFaye DunawayDiana ScarwidSteve ForrestThe abusive and traumatic adoptive upbringing of Christina Crawford at the hands of her mother, screen queen Joan Crawford, is depicted."I can't imagine who would want to subject themselves to this movie."
-Roger Ebert (RIP)
Thats how bad a film can get. Do not watch the tralier for this abomination. There is no evidence that Joan Crawford abused Christina Crawford. Christina is a *beep* liar and should burn like a witch. Whoever did say she did is a idiot because they are also lying.
I never want to see a clip, or a quote from this movie ever again.
*beep* You Director Frank Perry for making this abomination. - DirectorDenis VilleneuveStarsHugh JackmanJake GyllenhaalViola DavisWhen Keller Dover's daughter and her friend go missing, he takes matters into his own hands as the police pursue multiple leads and the pressure mounts.OK, I been on fourms on IMDB saying this movie is going to bomb because its about a narcissist who kidnaps a guy and tortures him and how it glorifies violence.
The real reason I do not want to see this film ever is because it looks too realistic. I like realistic films sometimes, but I find fiction to be more fun. It looks so convincing that It made me want to punch Hugh Jackman two times in the nuts. Ever had that feeling that a performence is so convincing you hate the character? Same thing here. - DirectorJohn BoormanRospo PallenbergStarsRichard BurtonLinda BlairLouise FletcherA teenage girl once possessed by a demon finds that it still lurks within her. Meanwhile, a priest investigates the death of the girl's exorcist.Yeah, no. Locusts? WTH!? This movie flopped. Its ignored by many people and I think ill stay with that majority.
- DirectorBruce HendricksStarsNick JonasJoe JonasKevin JonasA 3-D concert film of the 2008 Jonas Brothers "Burning Up" concert tour, as well as documentary footage on the lives of the three brothers.They were a boy band that struggled during their career as a team and I do feel bad for them. But seriously, why would I want to subject myself to crap music? Might watch if payed to.
- DirectorBruce HendricksStarsMiley CyrusThe Jonas BrothersKenny OrtegaA 3-D concert film of the 2007 Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus tour.Same Here. Miley Cyrus has gone down the drain. This is when she was still a regular teen and did not do twerking (GOD I HATE THAT WORD!) or being a exotic dancer. Besides its based off a horrible TV show.
- DirectorPeter ChelsomStarsMiley CyrusEmily OsmentBilly Ray CyrusAs Hannah Montana's popularity begins to take over her life, Miley Stewart, on the urging from her father takes a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most."Shes Dead." -Rebel From Half Life 2
She sure is. Hoedown Throwdown? WHAT?! That looks so dumb. I seen the reviews and they called it horrible. I probably would too. - DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsRichard DreyfussFrançois TruffautTeri GarrRoy Neary, an Indiana electric lineman, finds his quiet and ordinary daily life turned upside down after a close encounter with a UFO, spurring him to an obsessed cross-country quest for answers as a momentous event approaches.I dont care if this is considered to be a "Classic" I watched 5 seconds of this movie and all it is, is screaming that nearly made my head blow up.
- DirectorJohn WatersStarsDivineDavid LocharyMary Vivian PearceNotorious Baltimore criminal and underground figure Divine goes up against a sleazy married couple who make a passionate attempt to humiliate her and seize her tabloid-given title as "The Filthiest Person Alive".Nope. Not watching a drag queen eat s**t
- DirectorTim StoryStarsKevin HartGabrielle UnionWendi McLendon-CoveyAll the couples are back for a wedding in Las Vegas, but plans for a romantic weekend go awry when their various misadventures get them into some compromising situations that threaten to derail the big event.First one was a horrible soap opera and it was too predictable with very few laughes. Don't expect to see this any time soon.
- DirectorPaul MazurskyStarsBette MidlerWoody AllenBill IrwinOn their 16th anniversary, a married couple's trip to a Beverly Hills mall becomes the stage for personal revelations and deceptions.Even this Piece of #@$% didn't even deserved to be made into a film! Looks atrocious.
- DirectorGarry MarshallStarsSarah Jessica ParkerJessica BielAshton KutcherThe lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve.I liked Valentines Day but I have heard so much bad of this film that it isn't even worth looking at.
- DirectorRob ZombieStarsScout Taylor-ComptonMalcolm McDowellTyler ManeAfter being committed for 15 years, Michael Myers, now a grown man and still very dangerous, escapes from the mental institution and immediately returns to Haddonfield to find his baby sister, Laurie.I would shoot myself If I watched this.
- DirectorRob ZombieStarsScout Taylor-ComptonTyler ManeMalcolm McDowellLaurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister.I Would Shoot Myself If I Saw This Too.