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- DirectorTristram ShapeeroStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiAfter Pierce's unexpected passing, a team of investigators headed by the no-nonsense Mr. Stone arrives at Greendale to subject the study group to lie detector tests before they can be considered for distributions under the will.9/10
- DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiThe study group plays Dungeons & Dragons with another classmate to improve his spirits, but Pierce's jealousies cause their good intentions to backfire.9/10
- DirectorGuillem MoralesStarsAlexandra RoachSteve PembertonReece ShearsmithA professor at the University of Cambridge attempts to teach a student how to solve a cryptic crossword.9/10
- DirectorMichelle MacLarenStarsBryan CranstonAnna GunnAaron PaulWalt and Jesse become stranded out in the middle of the desert after cooking more crystal.9/10
- DirectorJoe RussoStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiChaos and mistrust tear the study group apart as they try to figure out who stole Annie's pen, causing them to miss the Greendale Puppy Parade.9/10
- DirectorDeclan LowneyStarsDermot MorganArdal O'HanlonFrank KellyWhile flying home from a trip with a group of priests, Father Ted's plane encounters trouble.9/10
- DirectorRichard DonnerStarsWilliam ShatnerChristine WhiteEd KemmerA man, newly recovered from a nervous breakdown, becomes convinced that a monster only he sees is damaging the plane he's flying in.8.5/10
- DirectorGuillem MoralesStarsReece ShearsmithEllie WhiteSteve PembertonA group of friends go out for tapas after a day of golfing; but tempers escalate quickly when they can't agree on how to settle the bill. Who will pay the ultimate price?8.5/10
- DirectorArmando IannucciStarsWilliam HoylandTobias MenziesPriyanga BurfordMinisters and aides from all parties are summoned to give evidence at the Goolding Inquiry into the events involving and following Tickel's suicide. First witness is Pearson, whose obscure jargonese strikes the panel as being at odds with his role as an information giver, whilst Tucker is reprimanded for trying to score political points. It soon becomes apparent that opposing sides are using the inquiry to discredit each other whilst those who sent the emails do a good job of discrediting themselves. Mannion struggles, as does Nicola (even though she called for the inquiry) and the most honest witness is aide Robyn, who inadvertently blows the whistle on everybody else's back-biting. Glenn blames Ollie and Tucker, who is recalled and sees that he is cornered, gives a very impassioned speech in which he accuses the accusers.8/10
- DirectorTim MathesonStarsForest WhitakerJonathan JacksonSarah CarterA group of hiking college students discover an old Aztec relic filled with blood. When they accidentally tip it and the blood runs out, the sun disappears from the sky.8/10
- 1959–196425mTV-PG8.7 (4.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMontgomery PittmanStarsJohn HoytJean WillesJack ElamFollowing a frantic phone call about a crashed spaceship, two policemen try to determine who among the bus passengers at a snowed-in roadside diner is from another world.8/10
- DirectorAdam ReedStarsH. Jon BenjaminJudy GreerAmber NashEveryone is stuck in an elevator. The only thing lower than rations is patience. Oh, and their only rescue is a highly advanced rolling toaster. What could go wrong?8/10
- DirectorSteve PembertonReece ShearsmithStarsSteve PembertonJane HorrocksReece ShearsmithAndy takes a job at Comfort Support Line's call center, a helpline for the lonely and desperate. Will he be able to cope with the emotional stress after he becomes the target of a stalker?8/10
- DirectorJim O'HanlonStarsWeruche OpiaSteve PembertonReece ShearsmithThree council contractors have to clear out the flat of a dead hoarder. But when they discover a bloodstained floor, their lives will never be the same again.8/10
- DirectorGuillem MoralesStarsSteve PembertonReece ShearsmithJill HalfpennyWorld-famous magician Neville Griffin is extremely protective of his secrets, but student journalist Gabriel is determined to get his interview nonetheless.8/10
- 2005– 25mTV-MA8.4 (2.6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd BiermannStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyThe gang gets real with one another in the face of death.8/10
- DirectorTed PostStarsJohn DehnerStanley AdamsJ. Pat O'MalleyMr. Garrity comes into town of Happiness, Arizona offering to resurrect the dead and to reunite the town-folk with their departed loved ones out of the goodness of his heart. Do the town-folk want these miracles?8/10
- DirectorSteve PembertonReece ShearsmithStarsChristopher WhitlowClaire SkinnerEve AustinIt's Nana's 79th birthday and she's to spend the afternoon with her whole family. But events take an unexpected turn.8/10
- DirectorRichard L. BareStarsWilliam ShatnerPatricia BreslinGuy WilkersonA pair of newlyweds stopping in a small town are trapped by their own superstition when playing a fortune-telling machine in a local diner.8/10
- 2009–201520mTV-PG7.9 (3.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJay ChandrasekharStarsJoel McHaleGillian JacobsDanny PudiAs the semester draws to a close, the anthropology class final is disrupted when Shirley goes into labor one month ahead of schedule.8/10
- DirectorDavid KerrStarsReece ShearsmithGemma ArtertonSteve PembertonA man enters a downward spiral when he befriends a mysterious tramp.7.5/10
- DirectorRian JohnsonStarsBryan CranstonAnna GunnAaron PaulThere is a fly loose in the lab. Walt and Jesse must do whatever they can to kill it before it contaminates the meth.7.5/10
- 2005– 21mTV-MA9.2 (4.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorMatt ShakmanStarsCharlie DayGlenn HowertonRob McElhenneyOn a day of ultimate boredom and listlessness, the gang breaks out a homemade board game, created by Mac, Dee, Charlie, and Dennis.7/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowA stressed Ross desperately and insistently tries to get the rest of the gang ready for a black tie event at the museum, while Joey and Chandler clash over personal belongings and personal space.7/10
- DirectorGuillem MoralesStarsReece ShearsmithSteve PembertonJulie HesmondhalghA group of passengers on a train from France try to get some sleep, but the compartment quickly fills up and the possibility of sleep dwindles away. Then one of the passengers suddenly dies.7/10
- DirectorLamont JohnsonStarsLarry GatesJoseph BernardJack AlbertsonA suburban dinner party is interrupted by a bulletin warning of an impending nuclear attack. As the neighbors scramble to prepare themselves, they turn against the one family that installed a permanent bomb shelter.7/10
- DirectorGail MancusoStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowAs Joey's grandmother visits to watch him on TV, Ross has trouble flirting with the pizza delivery girl, and Rachel tries to find an earring of Monica's that she has misplaced.7/10
- DirectorVincent McEveetyStarsWilliam ShatnerLeonard NimoyMark LenardThe Enterprise must decide on its response when a Romulan ship makes a destructively hostile armed probe of Federation territory.7/10
- DirectorKevin BrightStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowRoss and Rachel tell everyone about the night they were together. They have two different stories of how it happened until Ross accidentally reveals that he videotaped it. Not surprisingly, everyone wants to see it.7/10
- DirectorMary Kay PlaceStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowWith help from Chandler and Joey, Ross makes a list of pros and cons to decide whether to be with Julie or Rachel. Meanwhile, Monica gets a job making dessert with a disgusting synthetic chocolate substitute.7/10
- DirectorMatt LipseyStarsSteve PembertonReece ShearsmithMark GatissDave and Maureen kill their next victim on the list. This is in the victims flat so they dispose of the body in a large chest and start to tidy up. Then there is a knock at the door. They try to pretend no one is home but the caller sees them through the letter box.7/10
- DirectorDavid KerrStarsSteve PembertonSophie ThompsonLucy HutchinsonA pop star dies while making a home visit to a sick girl, leaving his entourage and the family squabbling over a balloon which holds his dying breath.7/10
- DirectorKevin BrightStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowThey all celebrate Monica and Chandler's engagement but Ross and Rachel upstage them by kissing. Joey dresses and acts like a nineteen-year-old for a role and Phoebe tries to persuade Monica and Chandler to let her sing at their wedding.7/10
- DirectorJames BurrowsStarsJennifer AnistonCourteney CoxLisa KudrowRoss is guilt-ridden after sleeping with Chloe and desperately tries to stop Rachel from finding out and when she does, the rest of the gang listen to them argue and end up trapped in Monica's room for the rest of the night.7/10
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsRichard WilsonAnnette CrosbieDoreen MantleMargaret and Victor get stuck in the Bank Holiday traffic.7/10
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsRichard WilsonWhile on call for jury service, Victor spends the day home alone.7/10
- DirectorSusan BelbinStarsRichard WilsonAnnette CrosbieVictor and Margaret endure a sleepless night.7/10
- DirectorMarc DanielsStarsWilliam ShatnerLeonard NimoyDeForest KelleyThe USS Enterprise encounters the wrecked USS Constellation and its distraught commodore who's determined to stop the giant planet-destroying robot ship that killed his crew.7/10
- 1959–196425mTV-PG8.5 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorLamont JohnsonStarsSusan HarrisonWilliam WindomMurray MathesonAn Army major awakens in a small room with no idea of who he is or how he got there. He finds four other people in the same room, and they all begin to question how they each arrived there, and more importantly, how to escape.7/10
- DirectorRichard ShepardStarsLena DunhamMatthew RhysCaroline WattersHannah has a tense meeting with Chuck Palmer, an author she once greatly admired, about the disturbing allegations swirling around him.7/10
- DirectorSydney LotterbyStarsRonnie BarkerRichard BeckinsalePaul McDowellLennie Godber is moved into Fletcher's cell after a prison riot, in what is said to be a temporary basis. When Godber tells Fletcher that he's struggling with prison life, Fletcher teaches him how to imagine it as a quiet night in.7/10
- DirectorEd ByeStarsChris BarrieCraig CharlesDanny John-JulesThe Red Dwarf crew abandons ship as Red Dwarf approaches black holes. Rimmer and Lister find themselves marooned on a ice planet, when Starbug is struck by a meteorite, where the only firewood is Rimmer's possessions and the only food they have is dog food and a pot noodle.7/10
- DirectorMarc DanielsStarsWilliam ShatnerLeonard NimoyStewart MossThe crew is infected with a mysterious disease that removes people's emotional inhibitions to a dangerous degree.7/10
- DirectorGuillem MoralesStarsReece ShearsmithSteve PembertonRebecca CallardTwo police officers have time to get to know each other on the night shift. But PC Thompson's previous partner died in a brutal attack, the forensic evidence has gone missing and PC Varney is asking awkward questions.7/10
- DirectorJoseph M. NewmanStarsMickey RooneyRod SerlingA washed-up jockey gets his wish while waiting for the results of his race fixing hearing.6.5/10
- DirectorGuillem MoralesStarsReece ShearsmithKeeley HawesRosa StrudwickAfter finding a lost shoe in the street, a man becomes fixated on trying to trace its owner.6.5/10
- DirectorGraeme HarperStarsReece ShearsmithSteve PembertonSian GibsonIt's been 30 years since Northern double-act Len and Tommy last appeared on stage together. Then Tommy walked out on Len, and that was curtains for Cheese and Crackers. Until now - and one last gig in front of an invited audience.6.5/10
- DirectorGuillem MoralesStarsSteve PembertonOlly Hudson-CrokerDebbie RushTrevor and Julia always want to make Christmas really special for their family but with money tight, it won't be easy. As each door of the advent calendar opens, everyone will have to do their bit to make Christmas happen.6.5/10
- DirectorGuillem MoralesStarsReece ShearsmithTamzin OuthwaiteSarah HadlandAt an 80's-themed karaoke party for their boss, a group of office workers expresses their feelings through their choice of songs. Rivalries escalate as news of layoff arrive.6.5/10
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersIt's New Year's Eve 2005 and Ted spends a large portion of his Christmas bonus for a limo for him and the gang. In addition, he has outlined a plan for how they will ring in the New Year. Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned.6/10
- DirectorDavid KerrStarsKatherine ParkinsonTim KeyLuke PasqualinoA family team-building game of sardines (similar to hide and seek) in a rural country mansion leads to a dark and sinister discovery.6/10
- DirectorAlice TroughtonStarsDavid TennantCatherine TateBillie PiperAs part of a well-deserved holiday, the Doctor takes a tour on a planet called Midnight. Little does he know that something is knocking on the walls, although the planet shouldn't be inhabited. Soon the passengers begin to panic when one of them is possessed.5.5/10
- DirectorDavid KerrStarsRosie CavalieroSteve PembertonReece ShearsmithAn acting understudy eventually assumes center stage, but at a price.5.5/10
- DirectorMatt LipseyStarsDavid MorrisseySteve SpeirsReece ShearsmithThe final day of the football season and it has all come down to the last match - the crunch clash between United and Rovers - all safely in the hands of the four match officials.5.5/10
- DirectorGraeme HarperStarsReece ShearsmithSteve PembertonPhoebe SparrowWe join the jury of a television awards company as they decide on who is going to win the Best Actress award. But only one of the eight actresses can be chosen.5.5/10
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.5/10
- DirectorBob SpiersStarsAdrian EdmondsonRik MayallRichie and Eddie are stranded on the big wheel at the fairground. It gets worse - the wheel is due to be demolished the next day!5/10