If the video game EarthBound became a movie
by smithmight | created - 03 Sep 2013 | updated - 29 Jul 2014 | PublicHere's who I'd see (or hear)
1. Hayden Byerly
Actor | The Fosters
Hayden Byerly is an American actor. Born in Lakewood, Colorado and raised in Littleton, Colorado, Byerly moved to Los Angeles in 2011 to pursue a professional career after winning first prize in an acting competition. He is perhaps best known for his role as youngest sibling Jude Jacob on the ABC ...
Ness Hansen
2. Autumn Shields
Autumn Shields is known for Inhale (2010), Edgar's Journey (2008) and Las Vegas New Mexico 1875 (2008).
Paula Jones
3. Maxwell Perry Cotton
Actor | Elysium
Maxwell Perry Cotton was born on May 7, 2000 in San Diego, California, USA. He is an actor, known for Elysium (2013), Gangster Squad (2013) and Like Dandelion Dust (2009).
Jeff Andonuts
4. Leo Howard
Actor | Conan the Barbarian
An only child and born on July 13, 1997 in Newport Beach, California, as Leo Richard Howard and raised in Fallbrook, California (near San Diego), Leo is an accomplished movie actor, Kickin' It (2011) and Conan the Barbarian (2011). He is also a model, and martial artist who won a Young Artist Award...
Prince Poo of Dalaam
5. Bryce Hurless
Actor | Step Brothers
Bryce Hurless was born on March 14, 1999 in San Francisco, California, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Step Brothers (2008), Parks and Recreation (2009) and The Middle (2009).
Pokey Minch
6. Mason Cotton
Actor | Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie
Mason Cotton was born on June 25, 2002 in San Diego, California, USA. He is an actor, known for Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie (2017), Mad Men (2007) and Desperate Housewives (2004).
Picky Minch
7. Amber Valletta
Actress | Gamer
Amber Valletta was born in Phoenix, Arizona, USA as Amber Evangeline Valletta. She is an actress, producer and model. She began her career as a fashion model. Valletta was married to Olympic volleyball player Chip McCaw with whom she has a son, Auden. Valletta endorsed Democrat President Barack ...
Annabel Hansen (Mom)
8. Melissa McCarthy
Actress | The Heat
Melissa McCarthy was born in Plainfield, Illinois, to Sandra and Michael McCarthy, and was raised on her family's corn and soybean farm. She began her performing career as a stand-up comedian in New York where she appeared at the famous clubs, Stand Up New York and The Improv. She worked on her ...
Lardna Minch
9. Ethan Suplee
Actor | Remember the Titans
Ethan Suplee has established himself over the past few decades as an actor of considerable talent and accomplishment. His diverse and eclectic resume ranges from hilarious roles in such comedies as Mallrats (1995) and Without a Paddle (2004) to hauntingly dramatic performances in intense features ...
Aloysius Minch
10. Jason Alexander
Actor | Seinfeld
Jay Scott Greenspan, known professionally as Jason Alexander, is an American actor, comedian, film director, and television presenter. An Emmy and Tony winner, he is best known for his role as George Costanza in the television series Seinfeld (1989), for which he was nominated for seven consecutive...
Mayor B.H. Pirkle
11. Blake Michael
Actor | Lemonade Mouth
Born in Atlanta, Georgia, Blake Michael is best known for his leading roles in Disney's Dog With a Blog and Lemonade Mouth. He began his career at the age of 3 booking numerous print jobs. When Blake was 5, he enrolled in acting classes with Lisina (Longo) Stoneburner at the Company Acting Studio ...
Frank Fly
12. Linden Ashby
Actor | Mortal Kombat
Born in Florida, blonde and handsome actor, after graduating from Bolles High School in Jacksonville, Florida, Ashby took a degree in psychology and business administration at Fort Lewis College in Durango in Colorado, and then moved to New York where he studied acting at Neighborhood Playhouse. ...
Police Captain Oswald Strong
13. Russell Brand
Producer | Arthur
Russell Brand was born on June 4, 1975, in Grays, Essex, England, the son of Barbara Elizabeth (Nichols) and Ronald Henry Brand, a photographer. An only child, his parents divorced when he was only six months old, and he was subsequently raised by his mother. Enduring a difficult childhood that saw...
Alberto Everdred (sorry, I couldn't think of anyone else, maybe you can?)
14. Sarah Chalke
Actress | Scrubs
Sarah Chalke was born on 27 August 1976 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Her parents are Angie Chalke and Doug Chalke. She is the middle child, having one older sister, Natasha Chalke, and one younger, Piper Chalke. Sarah made her acting debut in a made-for-TV movie, City Boy (1992). In 1993, after her ...
Paula's Mom
15. James Patrick Stuart
Actor | Gettysburg
James Patrick Stuart was born on June 16, 1968 in Encino, California, USA. He is an actor, known for Gettysburg (1993), General Hospital (1963) and Gods and Generals (2003). He has been married to Jocelyn Jane Stilwell since September 9, 2000. They have two children.
Paula's Dad
16. Aedin Mincks
Actor | Cobra Kai
The youngest of three children, Aedin was born in Georgia, October 10, 2000.
Aedin got his start in acting at the age of 6, with a slew of commercial jobs including Orbit Gum, Verizon and Capital One as the Visigoth kid "Garth Jr.", but quickly moved on to television and film thanks to his charming ...
Apple Kid
17. Gattlin Griffith
Actor | Labor Day
Gattlin Griffith began auditioning at the tender age of seven years old. His first attempt at acting followed in the footsteps of his father, stuntman Tad Griffith, when he auditioned for a commercial role requiring stunt work. While he did not get that part, Gattlin did catch the eye of the ...
Orange Kid
18. Andrew Connolly
Actor | Guiltrip
Andrew Connolly was born on November 30, 1965 in Dublin, Ireland. He is an actor and director, known for Guiltrip (1995), Water for Elephants (2011) and Patriot Games (1992). He is married to Karen Woodley. They have two children.
Mr. Carpainter
19. Katrina Bowden
Actress | Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Katrina Bowden (born September 19, 1988) was raised in Wyckoff, New Jersey. She attended the now-defunct Saint Thomas More School in Midland Park, New Jersey, for her grammar and middle school education. She later attended Immaculate Heart Academy in Washington Township, New Jersey.
In 2006, Bowden ...
Suspicious Zombie Lady
20. John Schneider
Actor | The Dukes of Hazzard
John Richard Schneider IV was born April 8, 1960, in Mt. Kisco, New York, to Shirley and John Richard "Jack" Schneider III, a pilot and U.S. Air Force veteran. His parents divorced when he was two. John began acting at the age of eight. He was in many plays in New York City. He and his mother moved...
Dr. Andonuts (seriously, I can't think of anyone better)
21. Will Shadley
Actor | The Spy Next Door
Will Shadley was born on October 6, 1999 in Winter Park, Florida, USA. He is an actor, known for The Spy Next Door (2010), Dirty Sexy Money (2007) and The Benchwarmers (2006).
Tony Whitmore
22. Jake Epstein
Actor | Degrassi: The Next Generation
Jake recently starred in a recurring role on Netflix's UMBRELLA ACADEMY as well as THE HARDY BOYS on Hulu. He can also recently be seen starring in the Hallmark Movie, THE WEDDING CONTRACT. On TV, Jake has recurred on ABC's DESIGNATED SURVIVOR, USA's SUITS, and NBC's GONE. Epstein is best known for...
Maxwell
23. Kit Harington
Actor | Game of Thrones
Kit Harington was born Christopher Catesby Harington in Acton, London, to Deborah Jane (Catesby), a former playwright, and David Richard Harington, a businessman. His mother named him after 16th-century British playwright and poet Christopher Marlowe, whose first name was shortened to Kit, a name ...
Buzz Buzz (voice)
24. Tom Felton
Actor | Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Tom Felton was born in Epsom, Surrey, to Sharon and Peter Felton. He has been acting since he was 8 years old at the suggestion of an actress friend of his family who recognized Felton's theatrical qualities. Felton met with an agent, and two weeks later, after auditioning with over 400 other ...
Starman Junior (voice)
25. Greg Baker
Actor | I'm in the Band
Greg Baker was born on April 16, 1968 in St. Paul, Minnesota, USA. He is an actor and editor, known for I'm in the Band (2009), Sports Night (1998) and He Was a Quiet Man (2007).
Master Belch/Master Barf (voice)
26. David DeLuise
Actor | Prep & Landing
David DeLuise is an actor, director, producer and son of legendary actor and comedian Dom DeLuise and actress Carol Arthur. His godparents are Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft.
DeLuise is now perhaps the most popular dad on TV. He's won the admiration of millions of children and parents alike for his ...
Gerardo Montague
27. Mark Derwin
Actor | Accepted
Mark James Derwin was born in Park Forest, Illinois. Mark Derwin is an actor, best known for roles in Accepted (2006), Guiding Light (1952) The Secret Life of an American Teenager (2008) How I Met Your Mother (2005) and One Life to Live (1968). Mark Derwin was previously married to Alecia Derwin ...
George Montague
28. Judy Greer
Actress | 13 Going on 30
Judy Greer was born and raised outside of Detroit, Michigan, as Judith Therese Evans. She is the daughter of Mollie Ann (née Greer), a hospital administrator and former nun, and Richard Evans, a mechanical engineer. She has German, Irish, English, Welsh, and Scottish ancestry. After training for ...
Miss Fake, Topolla manager
29. Jon Lovitz
Actor | Happiness
Jonathan Michael Lovitz is a American comedian and actor from Tarzana who is known for voicing Jay Sherman from The Critic and for being a Saturday Night Live cast member in the 1990s. He acted in a lot of Adam Sandler films such as The Wedding Singer, Little Nicky, Hotel Transylvania, Grown Ups 2 ...
Mr. Poochyfud, Chaos Theater manager
30. Portia Doubleday
Actress | Carrie
Portia Ann Doubleday (born June 22, 1988) is an American actress. She has appeared in the 2009 film Youth in Revolt as Sheeni Saunders, in the 2011 film Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son as Jasmine Lee and in the 2013 film Carrie as Chris Hargensen. Since 2015, she stars as Angela Moss in the USA ...
Venus
31. Ed Begley Jr.
Actor | A Mighty Wind
Ed Begley Jr. was born on September 16, 1949 in Los Angeles, California, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for A Mighty Wind (2003), Pineapple Express (2008) and Whatever Works (2009). He has been married to Rachelle Carson-Begley since August 23, 2000. They have one child. He was previously ...
Geldegarde Monotoli
32. Keone Young
Actor | Men in Black³
Keone Young is an Asian-American actor who is known for playing Mr. Wu from Deadwood and voicing Kaz Harada from Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi. He also acted in Men in Black 3, Samurai Jack, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Codename: Kids Next Door, The Mighty B, American Dragon: Jake Long and the ...
Poo's Master
33. Tony Leung Chiu-wai
Actor | Fa yeung nin wah
Tony Leung Chiu Wai was born in Hong Kong on 27 June 1962. He and his younger sister were raised by their mother after his father left them. In 1982, after passing the training courses of TVB, Tony became a TV actor and became famous for his comedy style in such TV shows as Tales of a Eunuch (1983)...
Star Master
34. Jason Earles
Actor | Hannah Montana: The Movie
Growing up the middle of five children, Jason Earles was always looking for a way to stand out and get a little attention. In the third grade, he stumbled upon theater, playing Hansel in "Hansel and Gretel" and acting quickly became his life. While growing up in Oregon and then attending Rocky ...
Brick Road/Dungeon Man (Hope he wouldn't mind shaving his head)
35. Thomas Kretschmann
Actor | King Kong
Thomas Kretschmann was born in East Germany. Before becoming an actor, he was a swimmer. He has acted in several popular American movies, such as Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), The Pianist (2002), U-571 (2000), In Enemy Hands (2004), etc. He has three children, Nicolas, Stella and Sascha with ...
Starman Deluxe (voice)
36. Jaime Ray Newman
Actress | Catch Me If You Can
Jaime Ray Newman will next be seen in a recurring role on the new Apple TV series created by Don Cheadle, THE BIG CIGAR, as well as guest starring in BEL AIR on Peacock. She recently appeared as a recurring character on the critically-acclaimed Hulu series DOPESICK, opposite Michael Keaton, as well...
Magic Cake Lady
37. Rade Serbedzija
Actor | The Saint
Rade Serbedzija was born in Bunic (Korenica) in 1946. Graduated from the Academy of Dramatic Arts in Zagreb. Still a student, he started to play the leading roles in films and theater productions. He is remembered as an outstanding Peer Gynt, Don Juan, Georgij, Melkior, Oedipus, Hamlet, Leon and ...
Ness's Nightmare (voice) (the voice to be mixed with Ness's voice)
38. Sam Robards
Actor | A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Sam Robards was born on December 16, 1961 in New York City, New York, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001), American Beauty (1999) and Casualties of War (1989). He has been married to Sidsel Jensen since November 8, 1997. They have two children. He was ...
Ness's Father (voice)
39. Nolan North
Actor | Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection
Nolan North is an American voice actor from Connecticut who is known for voicing Nathan Drake from the Uncharted video game series, the Space Core from Portal 2, Deadpool in many Marvel cartoons and video games, Penguin from Batman: Arkham City, N. Gin from Crash Bandicoot, Desmond Miles from ...
Lost Underworld Talking Rock (voice)
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