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- DirectorCraig MossStarsHeather Ann DavisEric CalleroFrank PachecoA comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."
- DirectorAdalberto PiottoStarsBadi AssadD. Angélico Sândalo BernardinhoCarlos Borges'Pride of being Brazilian' is a documentary that discusses this emblematic feeling that you hear in Brazil. The plot in based on a director's personal search for the feeling to be pride of being Brazilian. The film explores a new concept about the feeling of pride in Brazil with different angles of cinematography and perspectives of the personalities interviewed. Plus the Brazilian National Anthem is filmed in a singular and provocative interpretation, much more than the original version, and the documentary goes beyond about the Brazilian exaggerated self-description that 'Brazilians are the best people in the world'. It's a film just to discuss the Brazilian sense of self-nationalism. But it is pro. Not against Brazil. Just real. Made by Brazilians with no foreign interference.Review: This awful documentary is unbelievable. It is, for sure, one of the worst movies I have ever watched. It is astounding how the producer and director (an anchorman of conservative radio programs) dared to select a so biased group of interviewees to explain Brazil, some of them clearly unable to produce a complex analysis - from politicians such as ex president Cardoso (who abandoned his past reputation as an important sociologist to become a rancorous newspaper commentator) and presidential candidate Marina Silva (as Cardoso, she is also a fierce opponent of the governments which had been ruling the country for a decade) to irrelevant upper-class Brazilians living in the United States (curiously, perhaps aware of their controversial participation, the synopsis in the official website describes the film as "Just real. Made by Brazilians. With no foreign interference."). No social movements, no progressive intellectuals, no slum or countryside people appear on screen. The outcome is obviously elitist, right-wing, bitter to then Federal Government, with almost only unsophisticated testimonies. The elegant rooms where most of the interviews happened are a metaphor of how far from Brazilian people this movie is. If you want to know more about Brazil, its complexities, what was going on there by the end of the first decade of XXIst century, I strongly recommend you to look anywhere else.
- DirectorCarlo MossyStarsCláudio BarretoElena AndreaMaria AparecidaThe narrator of a radio show called "Barulho na Cidade" (Noise in the City) tells five erotic episodes: *******Episode 1: "Sexo Diferente" (Unusual Sex): Malu writes a letter to the show, telling that her little husband Sérgio is no longer sexually interested on her, and requested she finds a lover to "heat" their marriage. ********Episode 2: "Rapto do Ônibus" (Kidnapping the Bus): while robbing the passengers of a bus, a thief has a big surprise. *******Episode 3: "Como Vai o Seu Peru?" (How is your Turkey? - obs: in Portuguese, a "dick" is called "piru", therefore there is a low-level joke with the words): The cuckold Nenem is married with unfaithful Terezinha, who cheats him with many men. His neighbor Zeca, who is married with Mariazinha, tries to have an affair with Terezinha. ********Episode 4: "Sonhos Que Matam" (Dreams That Kill): Aristides and Aristeu are vagabonds and best friends. When Aristides finds the picture of a beautiful girl, he dreams on her. **********Episode 5: "Bacanal Sangrento" (Bloody Gang-Bang): When the Almeida family travels to Cabo Frio, their maid organizes a gang-bang in their apartment, with tragic consequences.
- DirectorJúlio BressaneStarsJosie AntelloBernardo MarinhoDébora OlivieriÁurea is a sentimental older woman, who befriends teenager Áureo. They like each other, so she talks to him about herself, her spirituality, mysticism and existence itself. They become inseparable, so his jealous mother confronts her.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.Review: A disaster. Just unfunny nonsense. There is an unending sequence of awful jokes with no relevance for the story (story?!). It could be just one more spoof movie that gets references from the most popular films of the moment. Most of those parodies are bad movies and this could be just one of them. Though, "Disater Movie" was able to be placed among the worst of them as it mixes films which have no relation to each other (10,000 BC, Juno, No Country for Old Men, Wanted, High School Musical, Sex and the City, Indiana Jones, The Chronicles of Narnia, Jumper, Enchanted, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Speed Racer, Night at the Museum, Beowulf, Kung Fu Panda...), and there is no clever idea to make it works as something reasonable that makes sense. It is not the number of referenced movies that makes a parody good. There are some superheroes, like Hancock, Iron Man, Hellboy, the Hulk, Batman... but believe me, they will not save the day! Don't waste your time, just do not watch this messy crap.
- DirectorFranco CastanStarsFranco CastanThomas J. ChurchillKameco CuaoloFour guys reminisce about a disastrous night out, which leads to Franco's over the top demise.This sexist and disgusting crap is available here: https://vimeo.com/13793958
- DirectorPedro SeverienStarsSabrina GreveBrenda LígiaSandra PossaniAll the colors of the night offers a free reading of stories of violence and death that never come to light fully, but only as told and retold stories.
- DirectorAndy WarholPaul MorrisseyStarsVivaTom HompertzLouis WaldonFive lonesome cowboys get all hot & bothered at home en the range after confronting Ramona Alvarez and her nurse.
- DirectorAndy WarholStarsGregory BattcockDavid BourdonTally BrownAndy Warhol's infamous lost campy classic charting the adventures of Batman two years before Adam West donned the Caped Crusader's wings in the classic TV show.Just a third of the picture survived. Half of it shows caped people doing nothing. The other half I just do not know what it shows.
- DirectorArnaldo JaborStarsFernanda TorresThales Pan ChaconYoung and recently separated couple meet in a modern house and start discussing their past relationship.
- DirectorAnna PenidoDavid SonnenscheinStarsXuxaGuilherme KaramNair AmorimWith the power of a magic crystal, a TV hostess becomes the only hope to defeat a malign subterranean entity, that is sick of her good, generous deeds.I am not proud of having watched this on the movies.
- DirectorJohnny CrashStarsErin BrownJulian WellsDarian CaineA socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.
- DirectorDavid PalmieriStarsCuyle CarvinAndrew J McGuinnessMarlene Mc'CohenSam Battle, injected with a secret serum that gained him super human strength and agility, battles the Neo Nazis, bound to resurrect the cloned corpse of Adolf Hitler.
- DirectorCininha de PaulaStarsJoão BaldasseriniMonique AlfradiqueMarcelo SerradoCrô's perfect life falls apart. In addition to facing a divorce, he will also have to deal with a group of peculiar individuals who appear claiming to be his family.Just one more unfunny and boring bad-quality film from Globo Filmes full of prejudices disguised as jokes against LGBT and the poor. I stopped to watch after 20 minutes. Horrible.
- DirectorMário BenvenuttiStarsMário BenvenuttiWalter ColettiConsuelo LeandroHomosexual manages to have a homosexual son, using voodoo.
- DirectorFauzi MansurStarsRenato AragãoSueli FernandesDedé SantanaWhile navigating from Rio de Janeiro to Vitória, the stewards Didi (Renato Aragão) and Dedé (Dedé Santana) and the inexperienced captain of the passenger vessel Anna Neri flirt with a group of models. In the return trip, Didi and Dedé simulate that the ship is sinking, and with another steward, they kidnap the captain and use a liferaft to go to a desert island with four models. But the island is the hidden place of a dangerous gang of smugglers, jeopardizing the group.
- DirectorDaniel GaliardiStarsAlbert LamontJeff NashS.K. Wong
- DirectorTeresa AguiarAriane PortoStarsJoel BarbosaMatheus BragaLaura CardosoA country town has its routine interrupted by an unexpected crime: the money from the sale of a goat has been stolen. After investigations, it is discovered that the goat ate the money. What comes next is a litigious and hilarious debate to find out, who was aggrieved: the man who paid and did not keep the goat or the one who was the owner and did not receive for the sale.
- DirectorRobb WolfordStarsBlake ArnoldRichard A. BeckerRuth W. BlockA battered wife leaves her husband to become a super hero in this comic book come to life complete with panels , page turns and old fashioned novelty ads. Taking the identity of Furie, Connie Ferrantti joins a team of working class masked avengers called The Crusaders. It isn't long before she finds herself in conflict with their mysterious leader, The Ace of Spades. A one time hero of the golden age, The Ace of Spades is now walking a tightrope between good and evil. Can Furie save him from falling over the edge?The idea of playing the movie as if it were comic book pages is clever, but the film's campiness, awful amateur special effects and not serious or skilled acting are simply disgusting and not entertaining.
- DirectorLewis SchoenbrunStarsTerence LordingShevaun KastlRandal MaloneHenry 'Hank' Howard works as a scientist in a military lab, trying to create a superhuman formula but with little success. He is also in love with the daughter of his boss, a general. In an effort to earn his approval to marry his daughter, Henry tests the formula on himself, inadvertently transforming himself into a purple rage monster and leaving him at the mercy of those who wish to exploit his newfound power.
- DirectorYutaka AkiyamaStarsKenji YamaguchiRie NakanoRie Kondoh
- DirectorGreg GriffinStarsJustin GorenceLara DaansHeather Lee McIntyreJohnny Blake is a man haunted by his past and dedicated to the destruction of the dark forces. But when three beautiful sisters - the spawn of a demon - seek to control Johnny's mind, body and his very soul, he must save not only himself but also the world from these bewitching sirens.
- DirectorT. Fikret UçakStarsAytekin AkkayaDeniz ErkanatYavuz SelekmanA crime wave is terrorizing Istanbul, and the police call in American superhero Captain America and Mexican wrestler Santo to end it.
- DirectorJohn R. LeonettiStarsRobin ShouTalisa SotoJames RemarA group of martial-arts warriors has only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion.
- DirectorLuis BuñuelStarsAbel JacquinAlexandre O'NeillA surrealist film, a pseudo-documentary portrait of Las Hurdes, a remote region of Spain where civilisation has barely developed, showing how the local peasants try to survive without even the most basic utilities and skills.Dishonest, sadistic and boring film by Buñuel.
- DirectorJosé Antonio GarciaÍcaro MartinsStarsCarla CamuratiCristina MutarelliTânia AlvesA group of eleven women organize a soccer team, as a manifesto against sexism.It is so boring that I have tried to watch it several times and I could never really pay attention. It is a sexploitation film with awful dialogues, no story, sexist view. Beautiful Brazilian actresses are seen naked when they were very young; that is a beautiful sight, off course, but does not make a good movie.
- DirectorOdy FragaStarsMarlene SilvaMarlene FrançaHélio PortoMulheres de cortiço do bairro do Bexiga se tornam prostitutas, induzidas por uma mulata e um picareta.
- DirectorGlauber RochaStarsMaurício do ValleJece ValadãoAntonio PitangaFour Third-World Christs try to stop the American industrialist John Brahms in Glauber Rocha's experimental film inspired by Pier Paolo Pasolini's murder.
- DirectorPedro AmorimStarsJoaquim LopesKeli FreitasArthur ClaroThe day a man almost runs over a puppy, he meets the love of his life. The couple and their dog live the dream, until she wants out.
- DirectorUwe BollStarsLindsay HollisterBrendan FletcherMichael ParéAn action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.
- DirectorMichael F. WilkStarsJoel AngerKristen LindseyLexie KayA young family of three siblings moves from the city to forge a new life in the suburbs only to find that they are being stalked by a bizarre and inhuman creature with very vile intentions.
- DirectorLucas FerrugemFilipe ValerimStarsAuro de Moura AndradeHélio BeltrãoLucas BerlanzaAn alternative view of the Brazilian Military Dictatorship and the events leading up to its inception in 1964.This is a dishonest biased anti-communist and pro-military dictatorship propaganda film with a laughable text, narration and interviews that are a mess, and exploitation soundtrack. It supports the usual authoritarian version that 1964 coup was "necessary" to avoid communism. The movie tries to attatch president João Goulart as authoritarian instead of the ones who destroyed Brazilian democracy, who the producers deffend by presenting interviews which lack credibility but, together with a good edition, give the impression of a serious documentary to uninformed spectators. It also says that the lack of support for military rule was due May 68, immature voters and moral relativism that does not distinguish between good and evil anymore (?!!). Its historical revisionism aims to show as normal and positive a brutal regime, particularly emphasizing the reactions as if they were aggressions. It also lies that USA had no relation with the coup.They also say that Gramsci wrote the Prison Notebooks in the 60's, but the Italian communist philosopher died in 1937!
- DirectorMarcoz GomezStarsAlex ReisDaniel BouzasCamila LorenzoO Abajour é a história de Guilherme (interpretado pelo ator Alex Reis). Um rapaz que conquista um padrão de vida invejável... Mora em um sofisticado apartamento no Leblon, bairro nobre da Zona Sul do Rio de Janeiro, namora a filha de um advogado conceituado e de bastante prestígio na sociedade carioca. Guilherme gosta de freqüentar os melhores lugares, usa roupas e acessórios de marca e é para as pessoas uma referência de "bom moço", pela maneira gentil e atenciosa com que trata os amigos e com quem se relaciona, mas por trás de todas essas qualidades ele esconde um segredo que lhe pode custar muito caro. Guilherme trabalha como "Abajour" um tipo de informante X9 da polícia corrupta do Rio e descobre que seu amigo de infância e viciado em drogas "Murilo" (interpretado pelo ator Daniel Bouzas), está endividado com um "agiota" barra pesada chamado "Moby" (interpretado pelo ator Daniel Braga). Mesmo resistindo no início, Guilherme acaba se comovendo com o desespero do amigo e resolve ajudá-lo. A partir daí, os dois seguem em busca de uma solução, mas eles tem pouco tempo e muitos obstáculos a serem superados. Tudo isso pode dar muito errado e os dois amigos podem estar mais encrencados do que pensam. "O Abajour" is the story of Guilherme (played by Alex Reis). A young man that attains an enviable lifestyle... He lives in a sophisticated apartment in Leblon, an exclusive neighborhood in the South Zone of Rio de Janeiro, dates the daughter of a prestigious lawyer in the "carioca" high society. Guilherme enjoys the finer things in life, the best clothes, nightclubs, and is known by everyone as a "nice guy". But behind all these qualities lies a secret that can cost him everything. Guilherme makes a living as an "abajour" (lit. a "lamp" which is a term used for a kind of informer for the corrupt police in Rio de Janeiro) and he finds out his childhood friend and drug-addict Murilo (played by Daniel Bouzas) owes a large amount of money to a dangerous loan shark named Moby (played by Daniel Braga). Resisting at first, Guilherme ends up feeling moved by the plight of his friend and decides to help him. From that point they strike out to find a solution, but they have little time and many obstacles to surpass. All of this might go very wrong and the two friends may be in much more trouble than they suspect.Horrible film. Awful dialogues, quite bad acting, very cheesy scenes with many clichés and bad cinematography, boring and unconvincing story. Story becomes increasingly confusing and there are so many gaps and plot twists that I am sure that even the director got lost. Unbelievably, the last dialogue about Paris or Amsterdam made what seemed impossible: the film have an even worse rating!
- DirectorFrancisco CavalcantiStarsLivi BiancoFrancisco CavalcantiTatiana DantasIn São Paulo, the idle best friends Carlos and Nico find a job working in the garage of Mr. Jacinto. When Mr. Jacinto sees the pothead Carlos smoking grass, he tells that he would call the police. Carlos hits him violently and flees with Nico, but Mr. Jacinto dies and Carlos becomes an outlaw. Carlos decides to rob pedestrians using a robbed car. When the prostitutes Monica and her friend have an argument with their pimp Cesar in a night-club, Carlos and Nico start conversation with the women and they spend the night together in a motel. Sooner Carlos plans bigger heists with Nico and Monica becomes his mistress. One day Carlos decides to rob a large amount with Nico and he needs another partner. Monica suggests Cesar and he accepts to participate in the heist. Carlos accidentally witnesses Monica and Cesar having sex and he realizes that he will be betrayed.
- DirectorW.D. RichterStarsPeter WellerJohn LithgowEllen BarkinAdventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his crime-fighting team, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth.What a great effort to watch this without sleeping. So boring. I made many attempts.
- DirectorJosé Eduardo BelmonteStarsSelton MelloGrazi MassaferaMilton GonçalvesThe aspiring actress Marivalda, her husband Wanderley, a bankrupt insurance broker and a false priest do their best to get along in life. But they end up in the hands of a drug boss, whose daughter they promised to save the life of, hit in a shooting at a party in São Cristóvão. A huge cash reward is at stake and now all three have to chase the promised miracle.
- DirectorApichatpong WeerasethakulStarsKanokporn TongaramMin OoJenjira PongpasThe story of a love affair that begins during a picnic on the Thai-Burmese border."Eternamente sua" foi o título em português, com que foi exibido no Festival do Rio BR 2002.
- DirectorCarlos ReygadasStarsAlejandro FerretisMagdalena FloresYolanda VillaA painter from the big city goes to a remote canyon to commit suicide. To reach some calmness, he stays at the farmstead of Ascen, an old, religious woman. Although but a few words are spoken, love grows.
- DirectorNicolás GoldbartStarsDaniel HendlerJazmín StuartYayo GuridiInside a quarantined apartment building a man must protect his pregnant wife from his new neighbors.
- DirectorDennis DuganStarsAdam SandlerJohn TurturroEmmanuelle ChriquiAn Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
- DirectorMirek BohuszStarsMia ZottoliShauna O'BrienBrandy MillerBeautiful young Daisy arrives in L.A. read to conquer the city, but soon is reduced to stripping to support herself after her scumbag boyfriend dumps her. She soon comes up with an idea of how she and her stripper colleagues can make some REAL money and keep it for themselves, but L.A.P.D. vice detectives gets wind of her scheme and raid her apartment. Strangely enough, she finds herself attracted to the chief vice cop, Detective Collin, and begins to wonder if this might be the way to finally achieve the dream she always wanted.
- DirectorHenry GrazinoliStarsJosé Ignacio AvalosAntonio Ermírio de Moraes NetoClaudio SassakiOXFAM has launched a report showing that the richest 1% of the population owns the same wealth as the other 99%. What could be done to build a fairer world in such a social inequality? Beyond Profit brings stories about Brazilian, Indian and Mexican entrepreneurs that figured out an alternative to this scenario: build a new, fairer and more human capitalism. Owner of companies with social impact, these administrators believe that having a profitable business while fighting poverty around the globe is possible.
- DirectorTakafumi NagamineStarsShino SaitôNao EguchiKie IkutaA school that teaches young boys and girls how to become famous anchorpeople in the media. But there is something strange going in this school. The facility takes a sick pride in handing our S & M style punishments to students for the most trivial things. But there is one among them, a hero that hides her face but bares everything else in the name of justice. Her name is Kekko Kamen, all know the legend of how Kekko Kamen defeated the evil Mangriffin in a local high school, but now she's back and out to stop the evil twisted fiends once again.
- DirectorDerek FreyStarsTim BurtonMalcolm DavisOliver DriscollThree young women conjure up a Vampiress Queen in an abandoned cemetery. Their naive deeds unleash a horrific series of events. Can townspeople stop this "great" evil before it spreads throughout all of Victorian England?
- DirectorWillard HuyckStarsDudley MooreEddie MurphyKate CapshawA military weapons engineer struggles to do his job responsibly, while a hapless tank commander has to live with the consequences in combat years later.I have watched only a very small part of the beginning of this film, but it was so sexist, so xenophobic, so favorable to US foreign militaristic policies, that it deserves to be well placed in this list.
- DirectorCristiano BurlanThe city of São Paulo in its perpetual process of construction and deconstruction seen from the microcosm of a construction site, its workers and a profusion of machines in full activity. The symphony of a metropolis exposed in its concreteness, routine and despoiling.
- 20031h 27mTV-MA3.1 (263)TV EpisodeDirectorKLSStarsNatasja VermeerBeverly LynneKelsey HeartWhen a bachelorette party at Emmanuelle's house is interrupted by a mysterious loner, strange things begin to happen. The party guests start changing one by one into blood-sucking sexual predators with only Emmanuelle to tame the situation. Will she save her friends or will she fall under the spell of the Prince of Darkness?Review: The "dark one" Robertson, the porn vampire, symbolizes how horrible this film is. The dialogs are terrible, and actors are among the worst I have ever seen. Showing naked beautiful bodies does not make a film, even a sexploitation (or softcore) one. How to believe in a vampire (Robertson, "the dark one") who looks like (and acts like) a pornographic actor? If most of the many and lasting sex scenes from the film are not very inspired (not really sensual, too much confusing and clipped), just imagine the rest of the film: a catastrophe. The scene of Emmanuelle getting rid of Lucy was so unbelievably campy (and so is the following "eat this" scene)! And what the hell was the way Emmanuelle fought Robertson?! This vampire film is not a horror movie, it is a horrible movie, what is definitely not the same. What a shame!
- DirectorAlexandre AvanciniHamsa WoodStarsGuilherme WinterSergio MaroneCamila RodriguesFollows Moses leading and conducting the Hebrew people from the slavery of Egypt to the freedom towards the Promised Land according to the Ancient Testament Bible book of the Exodus. The story told like never before is faithful to the Scriptures.Childish screenplay, horrible acting, a ridiculous film.
- DirectorFrancisco CavalcantiStarsPedro de LaraTuríbio RuizCarlinhos AguiarThe dedicated priest Pedro arrives in the city of Serinhaém, ready to reopen the church, closed by the feared local bandit, Rodrigo Napu, and tries to reestablish the Catholic faith of the population, oppressed by the domination of the evildoer.Good-hearted priest Pedro de Lara vs. evil José Mojica Marins. I expected at least a funny bad film, but it is just unbearably boring.
- DirectorPaulo Biscaia FilhoStarsGuenia LemosUyara TorrenteLeandro DanielBruna Bloch, a successful writer, hires her former boyfriend to experiment a creativity inducing brain chip called Melpomene(the Greek muse of tragedy). Before trying on herself, they use Cristi, a naive country girl, as guinea pig. The chip, installed on the elusive cranial nerve zero, shows results beyond expected. Cristi can no longer sleep, eat, smell nor can she die. What seemed to be a breakthrough in science becomes a horrific nightmare.
- DirectorJúlio BressaneStarsAlessandra NegriniMiguel FalabellaBruno GarciaThe great battles are the backdrop for the unfolding of the Egyptian Queen's personal life. Cleopatra's strategy is to seduce the Roman general Julius Caesar and Mark Antony to protect their civilization.
- DirectorEveline CostaOswaldo LioiStarsNeila TavaresFernando Alves PintoBranca MessinaA fisherman promises his young wife to bring her all the fish in the world if she quits doing and undoing the crochet. He is forced to go further in search of fish. Amid environmental degradation, Isaura still waits for João.
- DirectorPearry Reginald TeoStarsLuke RobertsKelly WenhamBen RobsonIn his search for the Lightbringer, Dracula crosses paths with a beautiful crusader named Alina who bears a remarkable resemblance to his murdered bride. One look at her and Dracula is immediately smitten. Could Alina be the reincarnation of his long-dead love? Dracula has Alina kidnapped and brought to his castle where the Beast must now try to win his Beauty's heart.
- DirectorHassan HafezStarsFouad El-MohandesShouweikarSamir GhanemZalata escapes from Egypt after divorcing his four wives and moves to a fictional town called Texico where he becomes a dangerous outlaw and later its governor. After he shoots the leader of a posse known as the Triggers, his sons vow revenge against him. When Zalata is killed during a combat, he urges his daughter Negma and his son Yellow Cloud to dispatch his nephew Metwalli Zalata from Egypt in order to fight the Triggers. Unknown to Negma and her brother that their cousin Metwalli is not courageous enough like his uncle.
- DirectorRussell MulcahyStarsMilla JovovichAli LarterOded FehrSurvivors of the Raccoon City catastrophe travel across the Nevada desert, hoping to make it to Alaska. Alice joins the caravan and their fight against the evil Umbrella Corp.
- DirectorBruno SafadiStarsDjin SganzerlaNino ZetoGustavo NovaesThe Mayor of Rio de Janeiro wants to make history. In order to do so, he decides to separate his city from Brazil to found a new country.
- DirectorRobert SchwentkeStarsShailene WoodleyAnsel ElgortTheo JamesBeatrice Prior must confront her inner demons and continue her fight against a powerful alliance which threatens to tear her society apart with the help from others on her side.Horrible, and they also made another bad sequel afterwads, Allegiant. Fortunately they gave up to produce Allegiant Part II, Ascendant, or whatever that fourth garbage movie was supposed to be called.
- DirectorIvan CardosoStarsDaiana AmêndolaKarina BacchiTania BoscoliIn search of a powerful hallucinogen, five friends embark on a dangerous journey deep into the Amazon. But a bad trip isn't the only threat, as they discover when they stumble across the hidden camp of the crazed Dr. Moreau and his murderous animal-human hybrid creations...
- DirectorVictor LopesStarsMarcelo AdnetHubert AranhaPedro BialThe trajectory of the clumsy reporter Agamenon Mendes Pereira, always present in key events of history, his biggest scoops and his eternal love for Isaura, who survives his unexpected travels around the world, in search of news and fame.
- DirectorArnaldo JaborStarsSonia BragaPaulo César PeréioVera FischerMan meets woman, and invites her home. The two start an intense relationship in order to shield themselves from loneliness.
- DirectorBradford MayStarsErin KrakowRyan McPartlinIan AndrewFrustrated by her unsuccessful blind dates, Samantha stumbles into a photo exhibition, sees and likes the photographer, and writes him an email. But the email is intercepted by the photographer's son, who uses his father's identity to arrange a date for his widower father, because he doesn't like his father's blonde manager and fears that she could become his stepmother. Still under his father's name, the son asks out Samantha. When she arrives, of course the identity theft is uncovered, and an embarrassed Samantha turns and tries to go home. But their fate might still hold some unexpected twists and turns.I only watched a small part of this film... and that was enough! Believe me.
- DirectorPaulo VespúcioStarsRodrigo Sant'annaTadeu MelloAthayde ArcoverdeThe story of popular radio hostess Gorete, who receives an unexpected inheritance from her father, who has not been in her life for years. However, she can only take possession of the money if she gets married. What could be every woman's dream is however sentimental Gorete's nightmare; she's still in love with her lost childhood love. A tournament for choosing her future husband, a nothing traditional wedding, absurd assassination attempts and her inseparable friends, Domitilla and Marivalda, complete the picture of this fun, light, inspiring love story.Very silly slapstick comedy with a profusion of stereotypes, reproducing prejudices when it would supposedly be free of it.
- DirectorTimur BekmambetovStarsKonstantin KhabenskiyMariya PoroshinaVladimir MenshovWhen Anton, a Warrior of Light, is falsely accused of murdering some vampires, he embarks on a journey to find the real killer and search for an ancient object that has the power to alter destiny.Confusing, chaotic, messy.
- DirectorRoberto MalenottiStarsLola PonceRoberto FarnesiFabio TestiYoung beautiful Maya leaves Argentina and moves to Rome chasing her dream of becoming a pop singer. There she meets Leonardo, the love of her life, but this affair will not be a fairy tale.
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsTalisa SotoRoger DaltreyRichard Joseph PaulAdam, a descendant of the Van Helsings, works for PURGE, a paramilitary group dedicated to hunting vampires. He teams up with the alien Vampirella in order to locate and deal with their common enemy, Vlad.
- DirectorAndrzej BartkowiakStarsKristin KreukNeal McDonoughMichael Clarke DuncanWhen a child, Chun-Li sees her father being captured by wealthy gangster Bison. When she grows up, she goes into a quest for justice and bring down the criminal organization Shadaloo which is led by Bison.
- DirectorAlfredo B. CrevennaStarsSantoWolf RuvinskisIgnacio GómezThe masked wrestler battles Martians intent on taking over Earth.
- DirectorRobert RodriguezStarsCayden BoydGeorge LopezKristin DavisA young boy is recruited by his imaginary friends Sharkboy and Lavagirl to help save their planet.
- DirectorMark WatersStarsZoey DeutchLucy FryDanila KozlovskiyRose Hathaway is a Dhampir, half human-half vampire, a guardian of the Moroi, peaceful, mortal vampires living discreetly within our world. Her calling is to protect the Moroi from bloodthirsty, immortal Vampires, the Strigoi.
- DirectorCatherine HardwickeStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonBilly BurkeWhen Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire.
- DirectorBill CondonStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonTaylor LautnerThe Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.
- DirectorChris WeitzStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonTaylor LautnerAfter Edward leaves because of an incident involving Bella, Jacob Black becomes her best friend. But what Bella doesn't realize is that Jacob also has a secret that will change their lives suddenly.
- DirectorVince MarcelloStarsRahart AdamsBrec BassingerTiera SkovbyeWhen Caitlyn, the most popular girl in school, mistakes new kid Davis for a vampire, he gains instant celebrity status. Davis enlists the help of his next-door neighbor, Vi, to dial up his vampire act. Together, will they fool the school?
- DirectorCandé SallesStarsCao AlbuquerqueCris BiattoAntônio CíceroThis documentary portrays the trajectory of Brazilian singer and songwriter Marina Lima, an exponent of popular music with a career spanning over 40 years.
- DirectorJeff WadlowStarsAaron Taylor-JohnsonChloë Grace MoretzChristopher Mintz-PlasseFollowing Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders, but Red Mist leads his own group of evil super-villains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass, and destroy everything he stands for.
- DirectorJulia RezendeStarsFábio PorchatMiá MelloInez VianaThis picks up with Fábio and Miá three years after their wedding took place after only one month of dating. Stressed out from dealing with their many differences, they decide to travel to Portugal in an attempt to save their marriage.I lost the first hour of the movie. Perhaps it could be in a higher or lower position in this list, but there is no chance to take it out.
- DirectorAdriano StuartStarsDionísio AzevedoMaurício do ValleNadir FernandesA martial arts master seeks revenge against a band of effeminate bandits who killed his family.A mix of campy comedy, anachronic cangaço (kind of Brazilian Western) in which the cangaceiros love contemporary football-soccer, bad martial arts (both "kung fu" and capoeira), pornochanchada (sexploitation genre present in most of Brazilian films from that decade) and stygmatisation of homossexuals by deriding them with stereotypes.
- DirectorPaula OrtizStarsInma CuestaÁlex GarcíaAsier EtxeandiaAs the Bride and the Groom prepare for the wedding in the pale desert, a tale of unappeased desires, forbidden yearnings, and conflicted choices unfolds. Now, three lovers stand powerless before the true nature of man. Is fate unavoidable?Boring, melodramatic, confusing, with quite bad young male actors. The attempt to innovate in cinematography was far from enough to save this mistake.
- DirectorLeonel VieiraStarsMiguel GuilhermeSara MatosCésar MourãoA New age remake of a Portuguese classic, Pátio das Cantigas shows the lives of a neighbourhood in the Old Lisbon, including their desires, happiness and sadness, always with a good humour.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsMaiara WalshBrant DaughertyCody ChristianIn this "Hunger Games" spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, in which she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially-eaten pickle.I only watched the very beginning, but it was clear that it deserved to be well placed in this list. What an impressive number of jokes without including a single one which can be considered reasonably funny!
- DirectorJames WongStarsJustin ChatwinJames MarstersChow Yun-FatThe young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power.I watched just the beginning. It is horrible, but I would need to watch the rest of it to know more precisely its fair place in this list.
- DirectorCésar RodriguesStarsBruna FelixChristian MonassaDanni SuzukiValdomiro gets involved in yet another scheme, this time involving the same people that tricked him into losing everything - and he brings everyone from Ms. Jô's hostel along.A noisy campiness that reproduces all the prejudices.
- DirectorBernardo BertolucciStarsMarlon BrandoMaria SchneiderMaria MichiA young Parisian woman meets a middle-aged American businessman who demands their clandestine relationship be based only on sex.Well filmed, for sure, but weird, boring, and very misogynous. Hateful. The real rape scene is the worst of the many disgusting moments of this horrendous film.
- DirectorRodrigo BittencourtStarsFábio PorchatMariana RiosKiko MascarenhasThe community of the DDC is at war. White boy Morro (Fábio Porchat) and transvestite demoness Blonde (Kiko Mascarenhas) vying for power in the community. Oblivious to this, Of Faith (Luke D 'Jesus) believes it needs to become the head of the hill to win the love of Gildinha (Mariana Rios), his muse. Everything gets worse when the bumbling reporter Vanderlei (Fábio Assunção) forges a cover that will give the talk. The story also brings Felipe Neto as a narrator timely interventions.Incredibly badly acted. Silly.
- DirectorMiguel M. DelgadoStarsCantinflasMaría SortéUrsula PratsA humble street sweeper is the sole witness of a crime committed by art thieves.Very unfunny macho man.
- DirectorNataliya MeshchaninovaStarsDarya SavelevaPolina ShaninaMaksim StoyanovSveta is eager to escape from Norilsk. It's even more of a dream because Maxim is out there in the far-away southern town of Temryuk waiting for her (or so she thinks). Nadya is the essence of everything that Sveta hates about Norilsk. The situation becomes even worse as Sveta's friends shamelessly and perpetually use Nadya's sexual services. When the disgusting dispatcher and prostitute gets an opportunity to leave Norilsk, Sveta's hatred reaches its climax. 'She has stolen my dream!'
- DirectorJesús FrancoStarsLina RomayJack TaylorAlice ArnoA beautiful female vampire lures men to their doom.
- DirectorJoel ZwickStarsNia VardalosJohn CorbettMichael ConstantineA young Greek woman falls in love with a non-Greek and struggles to get her family to accept him while she comes to terms with her heritage and cultural identity.
- DirectorMira NairStarsNaseeruddin ShahLillete DubeyShefali ShahA stressed father, a bride-to-be with a secret, a smitten event planner, and relatives from around the world create much ado about the preparations for an arranged marriage in India.
- DirectorMichael BayStarsMark WahlbergAnthony HopkinsJosh DuhamelA deadly threat from Earth's history reappears and a hunt for a lost artifact takes place between Autobots and Decepticons, while Optimus Prime encounters his creator in space.I only watched the the very end. Ridiculous (and confusing) animation. Bad text.
- DirectorVitor BrandtStarsMarcos VerasJúlia RabelloRafinha BastosA spoof of recent Brazilian movies.I only watched some parts of this film, but it is undoubtedly bad.
- DirectorGordon ChanStarsMaggie QSean FarisWill Yun LeeLive-action feature based on the video game "King of Fighters".
- DirectorRoberto SantucciStarsLeandro HassumDanielle WinitsKiko MascarenhasTino and Jane, a couple from Rio, suddenly become millionaires after winning the lottery. 16 years later they have two children, but Tino is trying to hide from Jane that they face bankruptcy.
- DirectorRon OliverStarsJacqueline MacInnes WoodShawn RobertsMarc BendavidA suspicious woman spies on her husband, only to find he has committed a murder and framed her for it.
- DirectorDavid AnspaughStarsWes BentleyGerard ButlerGavin RossdaleBased on a true story, this film tells the tale of the 1950 U.S. soccer team, who, against all odds, beat England 1 - 0 in the city of Belo Horizonte, Brazil. Although no U.S. team has ever won a World Cup title, this story is about the family traditions and passions which shaped the lives of the players who made up this team of underdogs.
- DirectorMark DennisBen FosterStarsReiley McClendonCassidy GiffordBrianne HoweyA professor enters a cave and goes missing. Some of his students come looking for him and get trapped in the cave as well.
- DirectorIvan NagyStarsReb BrownConnie SelleccaLen BirmanThe star spangled hero must battle a villain's plan to poison America with a chemical that horrifically accelerates the aging process.
- DirectorDaniel LeeStarsJet LiChing Wan LauKaren MokA survivor of a supersoldier project must fight his former comrades as a masked hero.
- DirectorBrian GrantStarsChristopher BowenLarry DrakeKathleen YorkA 30-minute unaired television pilot based on the original Sam Raimi's 1990 Darkman movie.This is the unaired TV pilot. The feature length movies are much better, particularly the two first.