A List Of Famous Faces You Want To Slap With A Sopping Wet Kipper...no violence intended...but then again...!
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- Jack Gleeson was born on 20 May 1992 in Cork, Ireland. He is an actor, known for Game of Thrones (2011), Batman Begins (2005) and A Shine of Rainbows (2009). He has been married to Roisin O'Mahony since 27 August 2022.SPLAT!
Oh man. There isn't a single character on a scripted television show more infuriating than Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), the snivelling prince -- and then king -- whose cruelty is matched only by his cowardice. I don't know what makes him more punchable: the simpering face he has when disarmed by a young girl, or the haughty smugness he has when sitting on the Throne of Swords. And although he called for the execution of the beloved (if naive) Ned Stark (Sean Bean), we can at least find some solace in Peter Dinklage slapping the sh*t out of him!
Just for his role in Game Of Thrones makes you want to wet that fish and watch it crash against his chops! - Actor
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Scott Disick was born on 26 May 1983 in Eastport, New York, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for Youthful Daze (2012), Royal Pains (2009) and Mally Mall & Tyga Feat. Sean Kingston, French Montana, Pusha T: Wake Up in It (2014).WHAM!
Can you believe that such a "rugged" man's man was born to wealthy parents in the Hamptons? Scott Disick is best known for being a selfish dick to Kourtney Kardashian. Their relationship stabilized -- barely -- only when Disick knocked up Kourtney, painfully proving to normal men everywhere that there are some women who will always, always, always prefer a rich A-hole.- Actor
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Richard Arnold is known for Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie (2016), Hustle (2004) and Neighbours (1985).KERPOW!
Talentless "TV Personality" who is just sheer smarm. Fake laughter, fake tan, fake full stop. Nice to celebs faces, catty behind them. Get off television and get on your low horse and skidaddle.- John Terry is an English professional football coach and former player who played as a centre back. He was previously captain of Chelsea F.C., the England National Football Team and Aston Villa F.C.; he was the assistant head coach at the latter.
A strong, tenacious, commanding and physical defender, Terry excelled in the air and was known for his aggressive tackling, positioning, leadership and his ability to read the game; he is considered to be one of the greatest central defenders of his generation. Terry was named UEFA Club Defender of the Year in 2005, 2008 and 2009, PFA Players' Player of the Year in 2005, and was included in the FIFPro World XI for five consecutive seasons, from 2005 to 2009. He was named in the all-star squad for the 2006 FIFA World Cup, the only English player to make the team.
Terry is Chelsea's most successful captain, having led them to five Premier League titles, four FA Cups, three League Cups, one UEFA Europa League and one UEFA Champions League title. He is one of five players to have made over 500 appearances for Chelsea and is also the club's all-time highest scoring defender. In 2007, he became the first captain to lift the FA Cup at the new Wembley Stadium in Chelsea's 1-0 win over Manchester United F.C., and also the first player to score an international goal there, scoring a header in England's 1-1 draw with Brazil. In his final season at Chelsea in 2017, he became the first ever player to captain a team to the Premier League title on five occasions.
Following his departure from Chelsea, Terry spent one season with Aston Villa F.C. in the EFL Championship before retiring, ultimately losing the 2018 Championship play-off final. He returned to Aston Villa a few months later as part of new manager Dean Smith's management team, the side went on to win the 2019 Championship play-off final to be promoted back to the Premier League.SPLUNK!
Yes, the West London football captain is included on this list as I just HAD TO! He is utter evil! Trouble follows him so the sooner he retires and goes fishing the better! - Actor
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William Devane, the movie and television actor, was born in Albany, New York, the son of Joseph Devane, who served as Franklin D. Roosevelt's chauffeur when he was Governor of New York. After graduating from New York City's American Academy of Dramatic Arts, he appeared on-stage. He finally made his Broadway debut in "The Watering Place" with Shirley Knight, a flop that lasted but one performance. (He was more successful with "The Chinese and Dr. Fish" during the 1970 season, which lasted three weeks. His sole Broadway directorial effort, the Vietnam War drama "G. R. Point," lasted for 32 performances in 1979 and brought Michael Jeter a 1979 Theatre World Award.)
He made his movie debut as a revolutionary in the independently produced In the Country (1967) and began appearing on series TV. He had a small but memorable part as the lawyer committed to free-enterprise in Robert Altman's masterpiece McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971) in 1971, but what made his reputation was his turn as President John F. Kennedy in the The Missiles of October (1974), a 1973 telefilm about the Cuban Missile Crisis. He made a bid for stardom with major roles in Alfred Hitchcock's Family Plot (1976) and John Schlesinger's Marathon Man (1976) (both 1976) and The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training (1977) (1977), as well as roles in Schlesinger's Yanks (1979) and the TV adaptation of James Jones' classic barracks drama From Here to Eternity (1979). However, any chances for a successful movie career essentially were doomed by the monumental failure of Schlesinger's comedy Honky Tonk Freeway (1981), one of the great flops its time, bringing in only $2 million at the box office against a $24 million budget. Devane moved over to nighttime series TV, playing the cad Greg Sumner on the night-time soap opera Knots Landing (1979) for 10 years.
Because of his resemblance to President Kennedy and his ability to master a Kennedyesque Boston accent, Devane continues to be in demand as politicians, including presidents, in such shows as The West Wing (1999), 24 (2001), and Stargate SG-1 (1997).BOOOF!
He is typecast as a politician, military figure or doctor nearly everytime.
One critic remarked, 'Every show or movie he's in, he plays the same character: William Devane.'
He appeared in the infamously awful 'The Michael Richards Show.'
He complained about how 'Knots Landing' was shafted by award shows...REALLY?!
Take that smug smile and bog off!- Blue-eyed brunette Meg Foster was born in Reading, Pennsylvania on May 10, 1948 to David and Nancy. She has four siblings and grew up in Rowayton, Connecticut. Foster studied acting at New York's Neighborhood Playhouse.
Foster's first role came about in 1969, when she appeared in an episode of NET Playhouse (1964). Throughout the '70s, she guest starred in numerous TV shows including Barnaby Jones (1973), The Six Million Dollar Man (1974), and Hawaii Five-O (1968), and played Hester Prynne, a young woman who has an affair with a pastor, in the miniseries The Scarlet Letter (1979). Foster did not really come to attention until 1982, though, when she replaced Loretta Swit as Christine Cagney in Cagney & Lacey (1981); she herself was later replaced by Sharon Gless (CBS reportedly wanted a more "feminine" actress playing the role of the detective).
Foster began to appear in more movies throughout the late '80s, primarily Masters of the Universe (1987), in which she played the nefarious Evil-Lyn. Other notable films include the satirical science fiction flick They Live (1988), the horror sequel Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy (1989), and the comedic martial arts movie Blind Fury (1989) (Terry O'Quinn also appeared in the latter two).
Foster continued to work prolifically throughout the '90s, mostly appearing in science fiction films. She also guest starred in many popular television shows such as Quantum Leap (1989), ER (1994), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993), Murder, She Wrote (1984), and Sliders (1995).
After appearing in a 2000 episode of Xena: Warrior Princess (1995), Foster took a decade-long break from the acting industry. She returned in 2011 with roles in indie flicks 25 Hill (2011) and Sebastian (2011), and had a villainous role as a revenge-seeking witch in Rob Zombie's '70s-esque horror movie The Lords of Salem (2012). Additionally, Foster appeared in the TV show The Originals (2013), as well as Pretty Little Liars (2010) and its short-lived spin-off Ravenswood (2013). She re-teamed with Rob Zombie in 2016 for his horror film 31 (2016), in which Foster plays a kidnapped carnival worker.
Foster has a son, Christopher, with Ron Starr. At one point, she was married to actor Stephen McHattie.FUGLY!
It's those eyes! How can she see through transparent eyes?! I DO reckon that there's an alien sitting behind those peepers a la Men In Black directing no good to all around her! - Reza Mahammad (Born 17th August 1961) is a British Chef and TV personality. He has often been referred to as the Spice Prince. He was the owner of The Star Of India restaurant located in London's Old Brompton Road. Mahammad, a self taught chef, has appeared regularly on TV. He is widely remembered for his participation in the Channel 4 series A Place In France. He has also presented or co presented his own TV series and made guest appearances on shows such as ITV's This Morning. In addition to his TV work and being a restaurateur, Mahammad has written a number of cookbooks. He has been running his own catering business since 2000 and in 2011 also established a cookery school in France, called Chez Cartier, locates in the South West Department Charente.GADDDAAYUMM!
The Indian chef on The Good Food Channel is just plain awful! 27 years ago he inherited the family restaurant...fine...WHY and WHO put him in front of the cameras?!! Get back in the kitchen and stay there pal! - Music Artist
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Christopher Maurice Brown is an American singer, songwriter, dancer, and actor. According to Billboard, Brown is one of the most successful R&B singers of his generation, having often been referred to by many contemporaries as the "King of R&B". His musical style has been defined as polyhedral, with his R&B being characterized by several influences from other genres, mainly hip hop and pop music. His lyrics develop predominantly over themes of sex, romance, fast life, desire, regret, and emotional conflict. Brown has gained a cult following, and wide comparisons to Michael Jackson for his stage presence.PPPRATTT!
Chris Brown is what happens when the mentality of a 5-year-old joins together with the body of an adult male. Breezy *beep* up big time when he assaulted Rihanna, and his behavioUr over the last year is anything but remorseful or ashamed. Since he doesn't seem to comprehend how regret works, I have a short list of things NOT to do when you're trying to seem like a decent person:
1. Get in a nightclub brawl that injures innocent bystanders.
2. Tweet "HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY. Now! That's the ultimate *beep* OFF."
3. Tell off a woman on Twitter by demanding that she take out her teeth while giving you head.
Unfortunately, we're sure Chris Brown will find new ways to help develop that list in 2013.- Producer
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Kris Jenner was born on 5 November 1955 in San Diego, California, USA. She is a producer and writer, known for The Mindy Project (2012), Love Advent (2011) and Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2007). She was previously married to Caitlyn Jenner and Robert Kardashian.WHOOOOOOOOOREPIIIIIIMP!
For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner enters my list it's because her heart’s a dried whore’s vagina! She celebrated her son Rob Kardashian‘s 25th birthday by posting a topless picture of herself pregnant with him to her blog because, really, your child’s birthday should be all about you. Which also probably explains why she spent the entire night partying with him in Vegas because what 25-year-old doesn’t like hanging out with their mum and then waking up to her topless on the Internet. I HATE YOU!- Dale Winton was born on 22 May 1955 in Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England, UK. He was an actor, known for Trainspotting (1996), French and Saunders (1987) and The Other Half (1997). He died on 18 April 2018 in London, England, UK.SUPERMARKETSLAP!
Look, you're either Arthur or Martha. You wear fake tan, have Chernobyl white teeth yet you still refuse to come out! Your presenting "skills" are limited as is my tolerance for you! - Fiona Phillips was born on 1 January 1961 in Canterbury, Kent, England, UK. She is an actress, known for Room to Rent (2000), Children in Need (2005) and Holding Back the Years (2017). She has been married to Martin Frizell since May 1997. They have two children.GMTVD!
You smarmy talentless creepazoid! You hide behind a fake smile but all Britain know how dire you are! "Ooh, I was a voice in A Sharks Tale..."...AND?! You are tripe of the highest order, be gone! - Actor
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American actor and producer Matthew David McConaughey was born in Uvalde, Texas. His mother, Mary Kathleen (McCabe), is a substitute school teacher originally from New Jersey. His father, James Donald McConaughey, was a Mississippi-born gas station owner who ran an oil pipe supply business. He is of Irish, Scottish, German, English, and Swedish descent. Matthew grew up in Longview, Texas, where he graduated from the local High School (1988). Showing little interest in his father's oil business, which his two brothers later joined, Matthew was longing for a change of scenery, and spent a year in Australia, washing dishes and shoveling chicken manure. Back to the States, he attended the University of Texas in Austin, originally wishing to be a lawyer. But, when he discovered an inspirational Og Mandino book "The Greatest Salesman in the World" before one of his final exams, he suddenly knew he had to change his major from law to film.
He began his acting career in 1991, appearing in student films and commercials in Texas and directed short films as Chicano Chariots (1992). Once, in his hotel bar in Austin, he met the casting director and producer Don Phillips, who introduced him to director Richard Linklater for his next project. At first, Linklater thought Matthew was too handsome to play the role of a guy chasing high school girls in his coming-of-age drama Dazed and Confused (1993), but cast him after Matthew grew out his hair and mustache. His character was initially in three scenes but the role grew to more than 300 lines as Linklater encouraged him to do some improvisations. In 1995, he starred in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994), playing a mad bloodthirsty sadistic killer, opposite Renée Zellweger.
Shortly thereafter, moving to L.A., Matthew became a sensation with his performances in two high-profile 1996 films Lone Star (1996), where he portrayed killing suspected sheriff and in the film adaptation of John Grisham's novel A Time to Kill (1996), where he played an idealistic young lawyer opposite Sandra Bullock and Kevin Spacey. The actor was soon being hailed as one of the industry's hottest young leading man inspiring comparisons to actor Paul Newman. His following performances were Robert Zemeckis' Contact (1997) with Jodie Foster (the film was finished just before the death of the great astronomer and popularizer of space science Carl Sagan) and Steven Spielberg's Amistad (1997), a fact-based 1839 story about the rebellious African slaves. In 1998, he teamed again with Richard Linklater as one of the bank-robbing brothers in The Newton Boys (1998), set in Matthew's birthplace, Uvalde, Texas. During this time, he also wrote, directed and starred in the 20-minute short The Rebel (1998).
In 1999, he starred in the comedy Edtv (1999), about the rise of reality television, and in 2000, he headlined Jonathan Mostow's U-571 (2000), portraying officer Lt. Tyler, in a WW II story of the daring mission of American submariners trying to capture the Enigma cipher machine.
In the 2000s, he became known for starring in romantic comedies, such as The Wedding Planner (2001), opposite Jennifer Lopez, and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003), in which he co-starred with Kate Hudson. He played Denton Van Zan, an American warrior and dragons hunter in the futuristic thriller Reign of Fire (2002), where he co-starred with Christian Bale. In 2006, he starred in the romantic comedy Failure to Launch (2006), and later as head coach Jack Lengyel in We Are Marshall (2006), along with Matthew Fox. In 2008, he played treasure hunter Benjamin "Finn" Finnegan in Fool's Gold (2008), again with Kate Hudson. After playing Connor Mead in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009), co-starring with Jennifer Garner, McConaughey took a two year hiatus to open different opportunities in his career. Since 2010, he has moved away from romantic comedies.
That change came in 2011, in his first movie after that pause, when he portrayed criminal defense attorney Mickey Haller in The Lincoln Lawyer (2011), that operates mostly from the back seat of his Lincoln car. After this performance that was considered one of his best until then, Matthew played other iconic characters as district attorney Danny Buck Davidson in Bernie (2011), the wild private detective "Killer" Joe Cooper in Killer Joe (2011), Mud in Mud (2012), reporter Ward Jensen in The Paperboy (2012), male stripper club owner Dallas in Magic Mike (2012), starring Channing Tatum. McConaughey's career certainly reached it's prime, when he played HIV carrier Ron Woodroof in the biographical drama Dallas Buyers Club (2013), shot in less than a month. For his portrayal of Ron, Matthew won the Best Actor in the 86th Academy Awards, as well as the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor, among other awards and nominations. The same year, he also appeared in Martin Scorsese's The Wolf of Wall Street (2013). In 2014, he starred in HBO's True Detective (2014), as detective Rustin Cohle, whose job is to investigate with his partner Martin Hart, played by Woody Harrelson, a gruesome murder that happened in his little town in Louisiana. The series was highly acclaimed by critics winning 4 of the 7 categories it was nominated at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards; he also won a Critics' Choice Award for the role.
Also in 2014, Matthew starred in Christopher Nolan's sci-fi film Interstellar (2014), playing Cooper, a former NASA pilot.MATTTPEWW!
"Oh..no..my..shirt..has..come..off..again"...! Jealousy not an issue but someone PLEASE order him to cover up in at least ONE of his movies!
This is how dumb he really is...Matthew McConaughey has gone topless jogging with Lance Armstrongduetodoping and not once did he get suspicious when the wooden floor boards broke into pieces from the sheer force of Lance's Hulk-like stomp. So when Lance came clean about playing dirty, Matthew McConaughey was sad and mad at the b*tch for never telling him the truth. DUMBASSS!- Actress
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Lorraine Kelly is a Scottish television presenter known for her strong accent and her constantly chirpy and giggly personality. She presents the early morning chat show Lorraine (2001), was one of the original presenters of GMTV (1993), and went on to present its magazine section for the final forty minutes of the broadcast, known as LK Today. Previously, Lorraine was a reporter and main presenter of TVam's Good Morning Britain (1983), one of the UK's original breakfast television news programmes. She was then perfectly cast in a studio role presenting the The Eurovision Song Contest (2004). Lorraine is one of the UK's most prominent supporters of LGBTQ+ issues and has described herself as "a gay man trapped in a woman's body".
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"Toodeeeee wee will talk abowwt boooobies and beeebies"...! She is OBSSESSED with these two subjects! Britain in the morning does not want to solely hear about them so just go and moan elsewhere about how tough your weekly schedule is...I mean, REALLY, how tough is it when you're picked up by a chauffeur from your expensive Glaswegian mansion, driven to the airport to take a plane to London where you're met by another chauffeur to take you to the studios where some poor lackey has to plaster your face with some hideous colour so the nation can see you in the morning and getting paid well. Tough times indeed.- Actor
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CJ de Mooi is an English actor with extensive credits across theatre, film and television. He has performed on stage in London's west end, at international fringe festivals and Hollywood. CJ first came to prominence as the 'bad boy of quiz' with his 11 years on the BBC show Eggheads. His on screen persona was so popular it led to his own spin off series Revenge of the Egghead. A short film The Renata Road was received so well, a feature was made and released in 2022 after winning multiple film festival awards. CJ was cast in the lead role attracting enthusiastic reviews for his portrayal of the troubled character. CJ is vegan, a long distance runner (with a personal best marathon time of 2.47.52 set in 2020) and a campaigner against homelessness.PLEBBHEAD!
Who, you may say? Let me enlighten you...the pillock from Eggheads! The pillock whose eyebrows are pucked to within an inch of their lives. The plank who is SO clever yet his rant after getting booted off "The Weakest Link" was something to behold. The wooly pully, pipe smoking, leather elbow patched world of the "serious" quizzer is still reeling from it. If there is such a thing as a "Radical quizzer",ex-male model turned quiz worlds bad boy, Conrad Joseph de-Mooi is it. Apparently he changed his name to de Mooi because it's Dutch for beautiful...I thought it was Dutch for *beep*- Shami Chakrabarti was born on 16 June 1969 in London, England, UK.KERCHUNK!
Director of Liberty.Pompous,self righteous know all that bangs on about every persons right to preach anti-British comments and the rights of people who want to blow other people to bits because they don't like the West. An ex-friend had one of those Romulan haircuts. It made her look like Dave Hill from Slade! - Actress
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Cat Deeley was born on 23 October 1976 in Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham, England, UK. She is an actress and producer, known for So You Think You Can Dance (2005), Deadbeat (2014) and Life's Too Short (2011). She has been married to Patrick Kielty since 30 September 2012. They have two children. She was previously married to Mark Whelan.MIAAOUCH!
With a face like a semolina pudding, she's a rank presenter, she's so lame and watery, utterly pathetic and characterless, a right bag of laughs too, well a right bag anyway, words like bland, dull, dreary, uninspiring, spring to mind or rather flump to mind, she's just such a weak presenter, you'd swear there were strings holding her up and stopping her limbs from flopping to the floor!
Have you ever noticed how she looks like she's wearing clothes that are too big for her, kinda the opposite to Carol Vorderman, I'm still trying to work out if she's got a figure at all, or if she's straight like a post, with less curves than Doctor Who's Tardis!
That little girl voice of hers is bulk out of order too, it riles me, it's irritating to hell and back, I guess it goes with the person though, all pathetic and limp, like an unwanted lettuce leaf in an awfully arranged salad bowl!- Peter Drury is known for Pro Evolution Soccer 2017 (2016), Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 (2015) and Pro Evolution Soccer 2018 (2017).COMMENTATAAARRRGGGHHH!
This guy shoud have been caled Peter Dreary what with his loathsome, drone of a voice. I could have put anyone of TV's football commentator's such as Clive Tyldsley, Johnathan Pearce, Mark Lawrensen, Mark Bright,David Pleat,Guy Mowbray,Gerald Sinstadt et al but I opted for Dreary as he is the most condescending creature our ears have ever had to listen too. "LITTLE Peter Beardsley's on the ball"..."Crouchie will know what the weather is like"...USA getting knocked out of the World Cup in 2010 by saying "Bye Bye, big American sigh"...when Italy got knocked out, his words were: "Farewell, Lippi, Farewell Cannavaro- your career has been terminated"..."In FA cup terms this game (England Vs Slovenia) is like a top Premier League side playing against a 3rd Division side"...
Patronising, woeful, diarrhea-inducing drivel from an absolutely *beep* hideous, decrepit, sanctimonious, cantankerous old mong! - Actress
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Scarlett Ingrid Johansson was born on November 22, 1984 in Manhattan, New York City, New York. Her mother, Melanie Sloan is from a Jewish family from the Bronx and her father, Karsten Johansson is a Danish-born architect from Copenhagen. She has a sister, Vanessa Johansson, who is also an actress, a brother, Adrian, a twin brother, Hunter Johansson, born three minutes after her, and a paternal half-brother, Christian. Her grandfather was writer Ejner Johansson.
Johansson began acting during childhood, after her mother started taking her to auditions. She made her professional acting debut at the age of eight in the off-Broadway production of "Sophistry" with Ethan Hawke, at New York's Playwrights Horizons. She would audition for commercials but took rejection so hard her mother began limiting her to film tryouts. She made her film debut at the age of nine, as John Ritter's character's daughter in the fantasy comedy North (1994). Following minor roles in Just Cause (1995), as the daughter of Sean Connery and Kate Capshaw's character, and If Lucy Fell (1996), she played the role of Amanda in Manny & Lo (1996). Her performance in Manny & Lo garnered a nomination for the Independent Spirit Award for Best Lead Female, and positive reviews, one noting, "[the film] grows on you, largely because of the charm of ... Scarlett Johansson", while San Francisco Chronicle critic Mick LaSalle commentated on her "peaceful aura", and wrote, "If she can get through puberty with that aura undisturbed, she could become an important actress."
After appearing in minor roles in Fall (1997) and Home Alone 3 (1997), Johansson garnered widely spread attention for her performance in The Horse Whisperer (1998), directed by Robert Redford, where she played Grace MacLean, a teenager traumatized by a riding accident. She received a nomination for the Chicago Film Critics Association Award for Most Promising Actress for the film. In 1999, she appeared in My Brother the Pig (1999) and in the music video for Mandy Moore's single, "Candy". Although the film was not a box office success, she received praise for her breakout role in Ghost World (2001), credited with "sensitivity and talent [that] belie her age". She was also featured in the Coen Brothers' dark drama The Man Who Wasn't There (2001), opposite Billy Bob Thornton and Frances McDormand. She appeared in the horror comedy Eight Legged Freaks (2002) with David Arquette and Kari Wuhrer.
In 2003, she was nominated for two Golden Globe Awards, one for drama (Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)) and one for comedy (Lost in Translation (2003)), her breakout role, starring opposite Bill Murray, and receiving rave reviews and a Best Actress Award at the Venice Film Festival. Her film roles include the critically acclaimed Weitz brothers' film In Good Company (2004), as well as starring opposite John Travolta in A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004), which garnered her a third Golden Globe Award nomination.
She dropped out of Mission: Impossible III (2006) due to scheduling conflicts. Her next film role was in The Island (2005) alongside Ewan McGregor which earned weak reviews from U.S. critics. After this, she appeared in Woody Allen's Match Point (2005) and was nominated again for a Golden Globe Award. In May 2008, she released her album "Anywhere I Lay My Head", a collection of Tom Waits covers featuring one original song. Also that year, she starred in Frank Miller's The Spirit (2008), the Woody Allen film Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008), and played Mary Boleyn opposite Natalie Portman in The Other Boleyn Girl (2008).
Since then, she has appeared as part of an ensemble cast in the romantic comedy He's Just Not That Into You (2009), the action superhero film Iron Man 2 (2010), the comedy-drama We Bought a Zoo (2011) and starred as the original scream queen, Janet Leigh, in Hitchcock (2012). She then played her character, Black Widow, in the blockbuster action films The Avengers (2012), Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014), Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), Captain America: Civil War (2016), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), Avengers: Endgame (2019) and Black Widow (2021), and also headlined the sci-fi action thriller Lucy (2014), a box office success. With more than a decade of work already under her belt, Scarlett has proven to be one of Hollywood's most talented young actresses. Her other starring roles are in the sci-fi action thriller Ghost in the Shell (2017) and the dark comedy Rough Night (2017).
Scarlett and Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds were engaged in May 2008 and married in September of that year. In 2010, the couple announced their separation, and subsequently divorced a year later. In 2013, she became engaged to French journalist Romain Dauriac, the couple married a year later. In January 2017, the couple announced their separation, and subsequently divorced in March of that year. They have a daughter, Rose Dorothy Dauriac (born 2014). The couple divorced in September 2017.
She married Colin Jost in October 2020. They have one child, a son.SPLOSH!
Her latest role on Broadway has Tony Award-winning actress Scarlett Johansson back playing the role that got Elizabeth Taylor an Oscar nomination when she did it a million years ago. ScarJo has the natural charisma of a sloth on a cold wood roof, but since actresses who haven't been on the cover of Life & Style don't sell theatre tickets, the producers of the newest Broadway revival of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof cast ScarJo as Maggie the Cat. First LiLo in Liz & Dick and now this? Hasn't Elizabeth Taylor been through enough?
Slowly but surely her acting is getting worse so consider yourself kippered!- Louie Spence is known for Swinging with the Finkels (2011), Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) and Grange Hill (1978).PINEAPPOW!
Lisping, cavorting, Z- lister! If you saw this creep at a party you wouldnt think "ooh i cant wait to meet him!" but rather "what different methods of causing the shaven-headed fool grievous bodily harm can I think of?!" Shooo - Writer
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Ricky Dene Gervais was born in a suburb of Reading, Berkshire, to Eva Sophia (House) and Lawrence Raymond Gervais, who was a hod carrier and labourer. His father was born in Ontario, Canada, of French-Canadian descent, and his mother was English. He was educated at Ashmead Comprehensive School and went on to study at University College, London, where he gained a degree in Philosophy.
After university, Gervais attempted to pursue a pop career with Seona Dancing, a duo he formed with a fellow student. Similar to many groups in the early 1980s, they were a synth-pop act with a somewhat pretentious name and exhibiting a strong musical influence by David Bowie. Gervais adopted a vocal style that has often been compared to Bowie; comedian Paul Merton would later joke that Bowie nicked their music. Seona Dancing were briefly signed to a recording contract and released two singles, "More to Lose" and "Bitter Heart". The latter was slightly reminiscent of Queen's "Body Language" from a year earlier, featuring a similar synthesizer riff. The act failed to breach the UK top 75 and earn a place in the Guinness Book of British Hit Singles, but clips have survived and they have been frequently used to tease Gervais in interviews. Despite his own lack of success, Gervais stayed within the music industry for a while and even spent time as the manager of Suede.
Gervais had to wait a long time before achieving the fame he had hoped would come with a pop career. In the 1990s he formed a writing partnership with Stephen Merchant. In 2000, he landed his own comedy chat show on Channel 4, Meet Ricky Gervais (2000), which attracted legendary guests such as Jimmy Savile, Michael Winner, Paul Daniels, Peter Purves, Stefanie Powers, Jim Bowen and Midge Ure. The series only ran for six episodes but a year later greater stardom came for Gervais with the debut of BBC comedy The Office (2001). Although it was not initially received to great acclaim or viewing figures, it is now often cited as one of the greatest comedy series of all time and has been credited with reinventing the sitcom. Gervais starred as the obnoxious and embarrassing office manager David Brent, who has since been voted in various polls one of the greatest comic characters. It also prompted an American remake, The Office (2005). Gervais had further success with another sitcom, Extras (2005), which attracted a series of celebrity guests, including Ben Stiller, Samuel L. Jackson and his musical idol David Bowie. It served as a satire on the entertainment industry and leading stars were happy to play along by performing exaggerated versions of themselves.
Gervais has become one of the most popular and omnipresent comedy performers of the 21st century, hosting the Golden Globe awards, lending his talent to films, becoming a voice artist and appearing on numerous talk shows. He has become one of the best known British comedy figures in America. He is also regularly the subject of controversy due to his dark comedy. Some critics have called him insensitive and outrageous. Gervais has responded by saying "offense is the collateral damage of free speech", he has said that he doesn't aim for a mass audience, he's just pleased he's managed to get one, and he has compared his style of comedy and the audience he has acquired with being Iggy Pop in preference to being Phil Collins.BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Gervais, YOU...ARE...NOT...FUNNY! When you gonna accept that?! Thanks also for being in one of the worst Simpsons EVER! Chump!