Best Movie Quote Inspired Signiture Line
Movie quote that makes the best signature line. These can be direct or altered quotes to be used as one's signature on the message boards.
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- DirectorJoel CoenEthan CoenStarsJeff BridgesJohn GoodmanJulianne MooreJeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
- DirectorFrancis Ford CoppolaStarsAl PacinoDiane KeatonAndy GarciaFollows Michael Corleone, now in his 60s, as he seeks to free his family from crime and find a suitable successor to his empire.Just when I thought I was out, the Trolls pull me back in!
Modified from Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in - DirectorMartin RittStarsWoody AllenZero MostelHerschel BernardiIn 1953, a cashier poses as a writer for blacklisted talents to submit their work through, but the injustice around him pushes him to take a stand.And further more, you can all go *beep* yourselves!
- DirectorMichael CurtizStarsHumphrey BogartIngrid BergmanPaul HenreidA cynical expatriate American cafe owner struggles to decide whether or not to help his former lover and her fugitive husband escape the Nazis in French Morocco.Of all the message boards on all the sites in all the world, this idiot walks into mine.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - DirectorMichael LessacStarsAndrew LoweryJim BreuerRick GomezAnother day in the life of Dante and Randal, from Kevin Smith's indie film.Hey, try not to suck dick on your way through the parking lot!
- DirectorStephen HerekStarsKeanu ReevesAlex WinterGeorge CarlinTwo rock-'n-rolling teens, on the verge of failing their class, set out on a quest to make the ultimate school history report after being presented with a time machine.*air guitar
- DirectorVictor FlemingGeorge CukorSam WoodStarsClark GableVivien LeighThomas MitchellA sheltered and manipulative Southern belle and a roguish profiteer face off in a turbulent romance as the society around them crumbles with the end of slavery and is rebuilt during the Civil War and Reconstruction periods.Frankly, my dear Troll, I don't give a damn.
Modified from Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. - 19641h 35mPG8.3 (520K)97MetascoreDirectorStanley KubrickStarsPeter SellersGeorge C. ScottSterling HaydenAn unhinged American general orders a bombing attack on the Soviet Union, triggering a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop.WarIs2Important2BLeft2PoliticiansTheyHaveNeitherTheTimeThe TrainingNorTheInclination4StrategicThought
- DirectorChristopher McQuarrieStarsRyan PhillippeBenicio Del ToroJuliette LewisTwo criminal drifters without sympathy get more than they bargained for after kidnapping and holding for ransom the surrogate mother carrying a baby for a powerful, shady man.Shut your mouth or I will come over there and *beep* start your head you dirty little Troll!
Modified from Shut that *beep* mouth or I will come over there and *beep* start her head. - DirectorBen StillerStarsBen StillerJack BlackRobert Downey Jr.Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.First, take a big step back, and literally *beep* your own face!
- DirectorRawson Marshall ThurberStarsBen StillerChristine TaylorVince VaughnA group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.Hell, Troll, you are as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.
Modified from Hell, Son, you are as useful as a cock flavored lollipop. - DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsHarvey KeitelTim RothMichael MadsenWhen a simple jewelry heist goes horribly wrong, the surviving criminals begin to suspect that one of them is a police informant.Are you going to bark all day, little doggy! Or are you gonna bite?
- DirectorCharles CrichtonJohn CleeseStarsJohn CleeseJamie Lee CurtisKevin KlineIn London, four very different people team up on a jewel heist, then try to double-cross one another for the loot, complicated by their efforts to fool a very proper barrister.To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
- DirectorRowdy HerringtonStarsPatrick SwayzeKelly LynchSam ElliottA bouncer hired to clean up the baddest honkytonk in a Missouri town. Armed with a black belt in karate and a degree in philosophy, Patrick Swayze sets out to tame the Double Deuce for its owner.I used to *beep* Trolls like you in prison.
Modified from I used to *beep* guys like you in prison. - DirectorRon UnderwoodStarsBilly CrystalJack PalanceDaniel SternOn the verge of turning 40, an unhappy Manhattan yuppie is roped into joining his two friends on a cattle drive in the southwest.I crap turds smarter than you.
Modified from I crap bigger than you. - DirectorJohn HughesStarsSteve MartinJohn CandyLaila RobinsA Chicago advertising man must struggle to travel home from New York for Thanksgiving, with a lovable oaf of a shower-curtain-ring salesman as his only companion.Shut Up. If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the John and watch you take a leak.
- DirectorShane BlackStarsRobert Downey Jr.Val KilmerMichelle MonaghanAfter being mistaken for an actor, a New York thief is sent to Hollywood to train under a private eye for a potential movie role, but the duo are thrown together with a struggling actress into a murder mystery.LookUpIdiotNDictionaryKnowWhatUWillFind?APictureOfMe?NoTheDefinitionOfTheWord Idiot,WhichUFinR!
- DirectorTamra DavisStarsAdam SandlerDarren McGavinBridgette Wilson-SamprasIn order to inherit his fed-up father Brian's hotel empire, immature and lazy Billy Madison must repeat grades one through twelve all over again. The further Billy progresses, the harder his hated rival Eric Gordon tries to stop him.UJustSaidMostInsanelyIdioticThingIHaveEverHeardEveryoneIsDumber4 HavingListenedGodHaveMercyOnUrSoul
- DirectorMario Van PeeblesStarsWesley SnipesIce-TAllen PayneA crime lord ascends to power and becomes megalomaniacal while a maverick police detective vows to stop him.Your incapable of running this *beep* sit your five dollar ass down, before I make change.
- DirectorJohn LasseterStarsTom HanksTim AllenDon RicklesA cowboy doll is profoundly threatened and jealous when a new spaceman action figure supplants him as top toy in a boy's bedroom.You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity
- DirectorPaul Thomas AndersonStarsDaniel Day-LewisPaul DanoCiarán HindsA story of family, religion, hatred, oil and madness, focusing on a turn-of-the-century prospector in the early days of the business.UrJustAnAfterBirth,USlitheredOutOnUrMother’sFilth. TheyShouldvePutUInAGlassJarOnTheMantlePiece!
- DirectorStanley KubrickStarsMatthew ModineR. Lee ErmeyVincent D'OnofrioA pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow recruits from their brutal boot camp training to the bloody street fighting in Hue.LooksToMeLikeTheBestPartOfYouRanDownTheCrackOfYourMommaAss&EndedUpAsABrownStainOnTheMattress
- DirectorJoel CoenEthan CoenStarsJeff BridgesJohn GoodmanJulianne MooreJeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.IDontLikeUrJerkOffNameIDontLikeUrJerkOffFaceIDontLikeUrJerkOffBehavior&IDontLikeUJerkOff!
- DirectorJoel CoenEthan CoenStarsJeff BridgesJohn GoodmanJulianne MooreJeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for his ruined rug and enlists his bowling buddies to help get it.I'm sorry I wasn't listening, can you repeat that?
- DirectorGeorge MillerStarsJack NicholsonCherSusan SarandonThree single women in a picturesque village have their wishes granted, at a cost, when a mysterious and flamboyant man arrives in their lives.URPhysicallyRepulsiveIntellectuallyRetardedVulgarStupidUHaveNoTasteLousySenseOf Humor&USmell