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- DirectorArthur Allan SeidelmanStarsArnold StangArnold SchwarzeneggerDeborah LoomisHercules is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business.could be cult but disappointed and close to the worst
- DirectorKevin ConnorStarsPatrick WayneDoug McClureSarah DouglasIn 1919, a British expedition in the Antarctica region is searching for a lost American explorer and finds a hidden prehistoric world instead.
- DirectorJohn HoughStarsBette DavisChristopher LeeKim RichardsTia and Tony visit Los Angeles, but he's quickly kidnapped by an evil scientist, leaving her to desperately search for him.0!, +1 excellent music (Lalo Schiffrin again) and special effect and Christopher Lee.
- DirectorLuigi CozziStarsMarjoe GortnerCaroline MunroChristopher PlummerAn outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn.+1 for god (David Hasseloff ^^ )
- DirectorAlbert PyunStarsLee HorsleyKathleen BellerSimon MacCorkindaleA mercenary with a three-bladed sword rediscovers his royal heritage's dangerous future when he is recruited to help a princess foil the designs of a brutal tyrant and a powerful sorcerer in conquering a land.I was thinking have a great time…..
- DirectorJoseph SargentStarsLorraine GaryLance GuestMario Van PeeblesChief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge.useless
- DirectorGary GoddardStarsDolph LundgrenFrank LangellaMeg FosterThe heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull.
- DirectorPhillip NoyceStarsNicole KidmanSam NeillBilly ZaneAfter a tragedy, John Ingram and his wife Rae are spending some time isolated at sea, when they come across a stranger who has abandoned a sinking ship.stupid characters
- DirectorJames YukichStarsRobert PatrickMark DacascosScott WolfTwo brothers have half of a powerful ancient Chinese talisman. An evil gang leader has the other half, and determines to get the brothers' half and have a complete medallion so he can gain absolute power.
- DirectorKlaus KnoeselHolger NeuhäuserStarsJohn Rhys-DaviesRick OvertonMichael Des BarresRoland Emmerich (Stargate, Independence Day, and Godzilla) brings you John Rhys-Davies in a Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an Alien ship and the Alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world....heaven help the Aliens.
- DirectorFarhad MannStarsPatrick BerginMatt FrewerAustin O'BrienThey thought they had destroyed him, but the simple gardener-turned-superkiller has found a way to reboot himself in Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace.
- DirectorRob CohenStarsSylvester StalloneAmy BrennemanViggo MortensenDisaster in a New York tunnel as explosions collapse both ends of it. One hero tries to help the people inside find their way to safety.basic disaster film
too much (like often)
formated pop corn movie of 90's
big stupid action - DirectorJoe BerlingerStarsJeffrey DonovanStephen Barker TurnerErica LeerhsenA group of tourists arrives in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project (1999) to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself.only for money, money, money,...
not the spirit (soul) of the first one - DirectorBen StillerStarsBen StillerOwen WilsonChristine TaylorAt the end of his career, a clueless fashion model is brainwashed to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia.
- DirectorRob CohenStarsVin DieselPaul WalkerMichelle RodriguezLos Angeles police officer Brian O'Conner must decide where his loyalty really lies when he becomes enamored with the street racing world he has been sent undercover to end it.tunning cars+girls to f.. +poor and stupid action,+wonderful formated screenplay (there is a screen play??? OO)
= fast and furious!
it work...there is a (formated) audiences for that.. - DirectorJohn McTiernanStarsChris KleinJean RenoLL Cool JThe big thing in 2005 is a violent sport which can have some pretty serious consequences... like dying.
- DirectorMcGStarsDrew BarrymoreLucy LiuCameron DiazThe Angels investigate a series of murders which occur after the theft of a witness protection profile database.stupid, stop please!
- DirectorLawrence GutermanStarsJamie KennedyTraylor HowardAlan CummingTim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.
- DirectorGuy RitchieStarsJason StathamRay LiottaAndré 3000Gambler Jake Green enters into a game with potentially deadly consequences.
- DirectorJustin LinStarsLucas BlackZachery Ty BryanShad MossA teenager becomes a major competitor in the world of drift racing after moving in with his father in Tokyo to avoid a jail sentence in America.tunning cars+girls to f.. +poor and stupid action,+wonderful formated screenplay (there is a screen play??? OO)
= fast and furious!
it work...there is a (formated) audiences for that.. - DirectorGreg SwinsonRyan ThiessenStarsSandra PaduchDanielle LilleyMia YiThe teenagers Isabella, Jamie, Melanie, Caroline and Stephanie are lost in a shortcut they took in their way back home. The inexperienced Bell is driving her mother's van and is worried about the late hour. The quintet decides to stop in an isolated store to ask for directions, and Bell accidentally bumps one headlight of a parked SUV. The girls decide to leave the place and drive in the dark and lonely road trying to reach the main road. They decide to make a u-turn and they are chased by the driver of the SUV along a night of terror.really one of the worst! may be the worst!
no buz for it, go to the next! - DirectorMike ElliottStarsJonathan SilvermanJennifer FinniganMoises AriasEddie, a struggling animal trainer and single dad suddenly finds himself the personal wrangler for a large and lovable St. Bernard whose fabulous movie "audition" catapults the dog to stardom. However, a trio of unscrupulous ne'er-do-wells have plans to kidnap the famous dog and hold him for ransom.
- DirectorEdward James OlmosStarsEdward James OlmosDean StockwellMichael TruccoWhen the initial Cylon attack against the Twelve Colonies fails to achieve complete extermination of human life as planned, twin Number Ones (Cavils) embedded on Galactica and Caprica must improvise to destroy the human survivors.+1 for robots and spaceships design and Dean Stockwell
- DirectorJames WongStarsJustin ChatwinJames MarstersChow Yun-FatThe young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power.What is it?
O my God!
dragon ball for the new teenagers and kids generation...
dragon pie!
licensed by Akira toryama (...paid before the screen play I think...)
produced by Stephen Chow?? (what's happened?) - DirectorGary J. TunnicliffeStarsColin FordChloë Grace MoretzChristopher LloydJack goes up the beanstalk to rescue a little girl who has been transformed into a harp.KIds are so IDIOTS???????
- DirectorClaude ZidiStarsJean-Guy FechnerGérard FilippelliGérard RinaldiFour young soldiers spend most of their army service under punishment for various pranks and jokes.
- DirectorGérard OuryStarsChristian ClavierTsilla CheltonCatherine JacobSome people will do anything for money, and even more - for gold.Gerad Oury? Vladimir Cosma?!
This kind of comedy can work with very great actors (like de Funes for example)
wasted times - DirectorJeannot SzwarcStarsChristian ClavierMarie-Anne ChazelClémentine CélariéAn upstanding provincial reporter becomes presenter of the TV news on a commercial network owned by an influential Italian businessman. He soon outgrows his family and neglects them terribly. Investigating a fascist terrorist cell, the reporter's integrity is called into doubt by the police. Soon after, his jealous wife unleashes her wrath live in TV. It goes from bad to worse until his wife's anger brings him back to his senses and back home.
- DirectorFabio ConversiStarsElie SemounDieudonnéSmadi WolfmanThomas is a computer whiz working on a program aimed at curing timidity. The program's host, Leo, is Thomas' alter ego. One night, he decides to see the world for himself and takes over the body of Patrice, the houseworker.
- DirectorFrançois DesagnatThomas SorriauxSteven AdaStarsMichaël YounVincent DesagnatBenjamin MorgaineMichaël, Vincent, Benjamin and their friends meet the God of Jokes who explains to them that the inhabitants laugh less and less. He then entrusts them the mission to perform 11 commands.fake jackass with michael youn and his friends
- DirectorGérard PirèsStarsEric JudorRamzy BediaEdouard BaerTwo spies are undercover to track down a nuclear missile while distracting a vilain trying to get world's domination
- DirectorPhilippe HaïmStarsEric JudorRamzy BediaSaïd SerrariFour dimwitted brothers try to impress their criminal mother by robbing a bank.
- DirectorYann MoixStarsBenoît PoelvoordeJean-Paul RouveJulie DepardieuBernand Fréderic is a mediocre bank executive, married, with a son. He used to have another profession: look-a-like of French star Claude François. Now, with the Imitators Gala Night coming up, he must choose between his wife or the only thing that makes him fully happy: the applause.
- DirectorVincent De BrusStarsChristian ClavierJacques VilleretAgnès SoralJacques-Alain Marty, known as Jam, is the boss of Vladis Entreprises, a large French multi-pole group. Everything works for him, but for the past few weeks, Jam has not been in his normal state.
- DirectorPatrice LeconteStarsJosiane BalaskoMichel BlancMarie-Anne ChazelMovie about friends who reunite after 20 years and a lot of things have changed.nul!!!
- DirectorCorinne BenizioGilles BenizioStarsCorinne BenizioGilles BenizioMichel VuillermozShirley and Dino, a couple of fairground entertainers, buy an old shaggy cabaret, which they desperately try to put back on its feet...what a shame!
good teaser and humouristics but...
something doesn't work, the script maybe, just rewrite it( if you could...) - DirectorFabien OntenienteStarsFranck DuboscEmmanuelle BéartGérard DepardieuDidier Travolta (Franck Dubosc) is a 40-year-old disco music fan who has no job, lives with his mother, and has a son he hasn't seen for a while in Britain. The mother of his son refuses to send him their son for the holidays unless he can offer him a real vacation, not just going to bars of the French port city of Le Havre. As the jobless Didier has no money, the only way he can see his son is by winning a dance contest organized by his friend Jackson (Gérard Depardieu), with the prize a vacation to Australia for two. Didier persuades his two former dancing buddies (Samuel Le Bihan and Abbes Zahmani) to get the once-famous "Bee Kings" group back on the dancefloor. Years have passed and they need a dance coach (Emmanuelle Béart) to get them ready for the competition. They soon find out that even if they once were the best, times have changed. Jobs, wives, love, ridiculous looks, old-fashioned clothes, talented contestants... Can they reclaim their past disco glory?
- DirectorOlivier BarouxStarsKad MeradLionel AbelanskiValérie BenguiguiTour organizer, Richard Dacier, bites off more than he can chew when he loses at poker to the South African mob. Coming face to face with Africa's cruellest Godfather, Mr. Charles, he is given two choices: either Charles' men kill Bako, or add an extra tourist to his upcoming safari and ensure the safe delivery of a locked briefcase. A simple task it seems...
- DirectorJames HuthStarsJean DujardinMichaël YounSylvie TestudFearless gunslinger Lucky Luke is ordered by the President to bring peace to Daisy Town.pathetic, +1 for set and costumes
- DirectorLucien Jean-BaptisteStarsFirmine RichardLucien Jean-BaptisteAnne ConsignyJean-Gabriel, married and father of three, lives odd jobs and spends his time at the local PMU bar. One day, to please his daughter, he quickly promises the whole family to take them on a ski vacation.
- DirectorFabien OntenienteStarsFranck DuboscMathilde SeignerClaude BrasseurArcachon. August. Jean-Pierre Savelli, an employee at the Mutuelles d'Assurances in Clermont-Ferrand, learns that Valérie, his fiancée, wants to take a break. To recharge his batteries and find calm and serenity, he decides to change his holiday destination - He lands at the Camping des Flots Bleus and falls on Patrick Chirac and his band of irreducible campers. The holidays can begin . Aperitif.stop please!!
- DirectorOlivier BarouxStarsJean-Paul RouveIsabelle NantyClaire NadeauWhen the Tuche family wins 100 million euros, they will need to be accepted in swanky Monaco whilst staying true to themselves.
- DirectorPascal BourdiauxStarsKev AdamsFranck DuboscNora ArnezederAlex is in love with Sandra since childhood but has never dared approach her.He asks Antoine, a lonely writer to help him seduce her, because in his time he was the only one to conquer the heart of the mother.Teenagers are so stupid today????
- DirectorJean-Marie PoiréStarsJean RenoChristina ApplegateChristian ClavierA French count is in England to marry the princess. She's killed. A wizard helps him time travel back before the murder - but ends up in Chicago, April 2000. A descendant helps him. Can he return to the 1100s?No american can translate "Les visiteurs" 1993....Always adapted for american market...useless and not fun film.
- DirectorChristian DitterStarsJonas HämmerleValeria EisenbartWaldemar KobusViking village Flake's chief Halvar orders clever, tiny son Wickie to rob a knights convoy. The warriors must take over but fail to see Wickie being abducted with a cargo of Eskimo slaves who also carry a mysterious manuscript on the eternal ice palace containing the Norse gods' treasure. Wickie escapes, and the thief who refuses to help him comes along as stowaway. Wickie works out the manuscript, but before the men can sail, they are drugged and Halvar is abducted. Chieftaincy now falls by customary law to Wickie, who needs to grow on the job in several senses.
- DirectorPaul FeigStarsMelissa McCarthyKristen WiigKate McKinnonFollowing a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat.