The Bro Code

The Bro Code, though previously existing in jokes and comments from around the world, was actually made into a real, published book by the writers of How I Met Your Mother (2005). A primer on the rules of how to be a good bro, the Code was supposedly written by Neil Patrick Harris's character Barney Stinson. Of the Bro Code articles that have been mentioned on the show, which do you consider the best one to follow?

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