The 50 Worst Films I Have Ever Seen
These are the worst films I have ever seen, technically speaking. There's my most hated films and these films, there is only a little overlap considering my most hated films sometimes are usually technically competent. Please note that I could have easily done a Top 100 but thinking about 50 of these films again pissed me off.
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- DirectorScott HarperStarsWilliam KattDedee PfeifferWittly JourdanA galactic hunter chases down his deadliest prey in the universe.It was a little tough but this is my pick for the worst of all time, of course technically speaking. The acting, effects, pacing, dialogue, etc. are all so pathetically bad, it's baffling. Be prepared to see a lot of Asylum and SyFy Channel movies on here.
- DirectorVince RotondaStarsKevin LoweLuke GannonBrian SchaeferA group of LA twenty-somethings are lured out of the city and out into the wilderness in search of a rave, a hot girl, and good times. Instead, they encounter an ancient evil; a demon capable of possessing humans. As the demon passes through the group, each becomes both killer and victim. As their numbers dwindle the question arises: can they stop this malevolent spirit from spreading or will his power be to great for them?This is the most unknown film I have ever watched and trust me...there is a reason for why this cancer of indie films is unknown. It looks worse than a student film and it is lame and stupid in the highest degree, there are not even any unintentional laughs in this. Awful.
- DirectorMark AtkinsStarsPhilip CocEric DarinsDaniela FlynnA movie created from "found footage" of a lost military expedition that exposes the origins of life on earth.Why?! Just why?! The worst found footage film of all time which is saying a lot. This "film" is dreadfully boring and just flat out brutal. There's one average scene at best involving found footage on a boat but other than that, it's dreadful.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.The worst Hollywood film of all time, Friedberg/Seltzer are the worst mainstream filmmakers ever and every film I have seen from them is on this list. Disaster Movie made me want to kill myself after, sadly, me being a pathetic individual, the noose broke. This awful crap wouldn't even let me kill myself.
- DirectorJohn GulagerStarsJenny WadeDiane Ayala GoldnerMartin KlebbaThe monsters have made it into a small neighboring town in the middle of nowhere and the locals have to band with the survivors of the bar' slaughter to figure out how to survive.I love the first Feast but these films absolutely shocked me...how bad they were. The acting, effects, directing, etc. are all so bad. The film even forgets events that happened in the first film and it's the same director and screenwriters. Was this a joke? It does try to be funny but boy, does it fail. There's a scene why they find a dead monster body and this one guy keeps poking at the monster's insides and it craps, pisses, and throws up over them. This scene goes on for 10 minutes, no lie. Worst sequel of all time.
- DirectorJohn GulagerStarsJenny WadeMartin KlebbaCarl Anthony Payne IIThe survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. Along the way they get help from a karate expert.Slightly better than the second, only because the damage has already been done. Same garbage, they were both filmed back to back. How do these sequels get a 5 rating on here?
- DirectorValerie BreimanStarsAdam SandlerBilly Bob ThorntonBilly ZaneA struggling young comedian takes a menial job on a cruise ship hoping for his big chance to make it in the world of cruise-ship comedy.You think Jack & Jill is bad, you haven't seen this one then. It tries to be like Ferris Bueller at times and it surprisingly has a known cast but the script is non existent, literally, there's no script. Terrible, just terrible.
- DirectorVíctor GarciaStarsJolene AndersenSteven BrandDan BuranTwo college friends unwittingly release Pinhead and his minions.Listen, to be honest, I can watch all of the first eight Hellraiser films, even the last two, I can watch as timewasters. This film surprised me by how atrocious it was. Parts of it are found footage, all of the characters are uninteresting and likeable, the story is pretty poor even for a Hellraiser film. This film was only made to keep the rights for a possible remake. Even Doug Bradley didn't accept the role for this film and his replacement is just laughable.
- DirectorMichael KeuschStarsSteven SeagalLisa LovbrandDavid KennedyAn elite U.S. military unit are killed during an overseas assignment in Paris. Their commander discovers that a new drug turns people into deranged killers and he must stop its inventor who plans to release it to the entire population.The only reason this isn't higher is because of the hilarious Martin Sheen-sounding dubbing of Fat Seagal. Honestly, this may be the worst full out action movie ever. The effects and fights are so amazingly poorly done and fatty didn't even want to record half of his lines. That is where a Martin Sheen impersonator came in.
- DirectorAna ClavellJames Glenn DudelsonStarsStephanie PetteeRoy AbramsohnSusan SchrammThis second sequel to Creepshow (1982) features five new tales of horror: "Alice", "The Radio", "Call Girl", "The Professor's Wife", and "Haunted Dog".I'm a big fan of the first two films, so I figured it's cheap but it might having at least some interesting stories. The best story is about a haunted hot dog...
- DirectorJohn ShibanStarsJaimie AlexanderMichael ChildersJennifer CormackThe film follows Nicole Carrow, a young woman who is threatened by a maniac serial killer, after her boyfriend Jess, is abducted in a rest stop.Another movie I was completely baffled by the good reviews for. This film is so unbelievably bad, the director can't hold the camera straight for just scenes of someone talking. If he was going for a gritty atmosphere, he failed. The story made no sense neither did the ending. The final scene (after the credits) is a deformed little person taking a picture with a camera. Best part about the film is Joey Lawrence getting his head shot off in a hilarious scene.
- DirectorNancy NormanStarsObba BabatundéDarrin Dewitt HensonAaliyah FranksDeanna, 17, a young hottie, seduces Melvin the class nerd, only to set him up for a cruel April Fools' joke. She's joined in her prank by Missy, the goody-two-shoes; her boyfriend Malik, Eva the hip-hop diva; Scoop the jock; and Diego the bad-boy. Feeling bad for Melvin, Missy stops the taunting, but Diego presses the issue until things spiral out of control ... and Melvin is accidentally killed. One year later, on April Fools' Day, each of the teens are targeted and killed in succession. Missy's father, Detective Combs and his partner, Detective Ward, go to work on the case, trying to find out who's behind the killings and stop them before day's end - before they can take Missy's life too.These next couple of films are DTV garbage that I'm not going to waste any time on, neither should you.
- DirectorJunior BonnerStarsAlex BallarChic DanielKathryn ElyA young group of friends head out to a cabin in the desert. Something has landed in the desert and it needs to eat...
- DirectorDaniel ZirilliStarsAlex A. QuinnJessie CamachoCandise LakotaA terrifying horror within the walls of the infamous Alcatraz Prison. The last film ever shot on The Rock!
- DirectorEric WestonStarsMaria BertrandMeshach TaylorDaJuan JohnsonRoving clans of shape-shifting human/hyena creatures prowl and hunt for human prey. They are hunted by one man seeking revenge for the death of his loved ones.
- DirectorFred Olen RayStarsC. Thomas HowellStella StevensSiri BarucWhen an army of radioactive ants are unknowingly carted into a skyscraper, a group of people have to find a way out before they're eaten one by one.
- DirectorJoe CastroStarsBeverly LynneLizzy BordenBrandon EllisonIn a quiet suburban neighborhood, two sisters are about to experience the dark and sinister world of Terror Toons. Candy and Cindy's parents have traveled out of town for the weekend leaving the two sisters home alone. Cindy receives a mysterious package in the mail with a free DVD cartoon sent to her by the Devil himself. Candy is having a house party with some firends while Cindy views the cartoon in her room. She unintentionally lets loose two homicidal cartoon characters, Dr. Carnage and Max Assasin. They are out of the cartoon dimension and into the world as we know it. The feindish characters talk, torment and kill the partygoers in wild and kooky cartoon traditions. Cindy is the only one who has the power to stop the demented animations from continuing their insane murder spree. Can she save her friends? Can she save herself from the crazy mayhem?....or will everyone die?Weird garbage...cool plot...wasted potential...porn star playing an eight year old naked in a bath tub...cop killed by a banana.
- DirectorJim WynorskiJohn BlushStarsEric RobertsCorbin BernsenMelissa BrasselleWhen Sheriff Jim Tanner investigates a string of unexplained and grisly killings, he uncovers a prehistoric terror.Not even an original feature film, most of the scenes are unbelievable stock footage from Carnosaur. There's a ten minute sex scene where the guy is trying so hard to keep on going, it's painful to watch. This is coming from a guy who grew up with the Carnosaur Trilogy.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsKal PennJennifer CoolidgeFred WillardA spoof on previous years' epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure.What do I say? It's garbage but the fake Jack Sparrow looked and somewhat acted like him so I guess that's what is keeping it from being higher.
- DirectorMalcolm D. LeeDavid ZuckerStarsSimon RexAshley TisdaleCharlie SheenA couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their lost nieces and nephew home. With the help of home-surveillance cameras, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.Another awful spoof, 99% of the jokes are horribly painful. I hate these spoofs...makes me want to kill somebody...
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsMaiara WalshBrant DaughertyCody ChristianIn this "Hunger Games" spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, in which she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially-eaten pickle.Another one!
- DirectorOlatunde OsunsanmiStarsSybil DarrowMustafa ShakirOgy DurhamIn a Asian desert, a team of explorers learn of a newly discovered cave system and set out to explore it. However as soon as they begin the descent, it becomes clear that this was a secret that should have remained below the surface.Awful cash in on The Descent, the villain is so laughable. The acting is of course terrible. The ending is the cave man villain raping one of the final girls, it ends just like that...pathetic.
- DirectorKevin Alyn EldersStarsDennis RodmanDane CookJohn PinetteBasketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer.Yeah, Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook starring in a film together. Techno monks...stay far away.
- DirectorCharles BandStarsGary BuseyRobin SydneyRyan LockeAn evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair.The only somewhat amusing aspect of this garbage is Gary Busey, he probably didn't even know he was in a film, they probably just invited him to the set and filmed him secretly.
- DirectorMichael TavernaStarsMischa BartonJulianne MichelleRebecca De MornayA modern ghost story which turns a love/hate relationship between mother and daughter into a tale of horror. Some rentals are too good to be true.Wow...possibly the worst ghost film of all time. Future Oscar Winner Mischa Barton gives a powerful performance and her character's sister is even more of an engaging actress. Underrated...wait...what? This movie must have just warped my mind.