Horrible Actors
by krakanova | created - 10 Aug 2014 | updated - 23 May 2016 | Public
1. Eric Roberts
Actor | Runaway Train
Roberts is an Academy Award nominee for his role in Runaway Train, and a three-time Golden Globe nominee for Runaway Train, Star 80, and King of the Gypsies.
In addition, Roberts received acclaim at the Sundance Film Festival for his role in A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and It's My Party. He ...
38 films released in 2013 and 22-100 films for 2014-2015 and will overact in every given role. Roberts is only for the strong stomached. Recommend avoiding film completely if you see his name or raw bacon mug lurking on the poster. Its usually in the background
2. Jeff Fahey
Actor | Lost
Jeff Fahey was born in Olean, New York, one of 13 children of Jane (Gallagher) and Francis Thomas Fahey, who worked in a clothing store. He is of Irish descent. His family moved to Buffalo when he was 10, where he attended Father Baker's High School. After graduation in 1972 he traveled around the ...
Always in bad films. Plays the Lawnmower man in every film
3. Keanu Reeves
Actor | The Matrix
Keanu Charles Reeves, whose first name means "cool breeze over the mountains" in Hawaiian, was born September 2, 1964 in Beirut, Lebanon. He is the son of Patric Reeves, a showgirl and costume designer, and Samuel Nowlin Reeves, a geologist. Keanu's father was born in Hawaii, of British, Portuguese...
Crimes:
Knock Knock - passes for a dad for fifteen seconds, which is all thats needed. But buried up to his neck in the backyard while forced to watch him bone a girl on his cellphone is a precious moment. "No!" Keenu yells.
Like a board, Keanu. Your character here, more like a board. Thanks
4. Tamer Hassan
Actor | The Double
Having grown up in the South East of London, practicing his street-wise skills in boxing and football, Tamer showed his versatility from a very young age as an aspiring entrepreneur, turning his hand to sports clubs, restaurants and nightclubs. A chance encounter with his now Agent, lead Tamer to ...
Was wooden but appropriately wooden in The Business. Crimes: thinks he is an excellent actor
5. Matthew Modine
Actor | Full Metal Jacket
The youngest of seven, Matthew was born in Loma Linda, Ca, to Dolores (Warner), a bookkeeper, and Mark Alexander Modine, a drive-in theater manager. After graduating high school in Imperial Beach, Ca. Modine moved to NYC (1979). Matthew studied with Stella Adler at her Conservatory of Acting. While...
Crimes: 1: stinking up Pacific Heights with Melanie Griffith and Michael Keaton 2: smile
6. Jamie Kennedy
Actor | Son of the Mask
James Harvey Kennedy was born in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, on May 25, 1970. He became interested in acting at the age of 15, and appeared in a movie for the first time at age 19, as an extra in Dead Poets Society (1989). His first role in a movie was as Brad in the film Road to Flin Flon (2000), ...
Dull witted, uncharismatic with glazed over eyes, Jamie is passionless and is to be avoided.
Crimes:
4Closed (2013)
Redeeming:
Heckler
7. Jeremy Sisto
Actor | Wrong Turn
Jeremy Sisto was born in Northern California, in a small town called Grass Valley. He is the son of actress Reedy Gibbs and jazz musician Dick Sisto. His film debut was in the movie Grand Canyon (1991). He studied at UCLA for a while and then started acting full time. Jeremy likes to play boccie (...
Lame, anti-acting skills
Crimes:
1. Hangman; Dead and Breakfast
2. PLaying fathers
3. In movies AND television
You know what you did Jeremy.
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