Every Movie I've Ever Watched #3by FlamezOfGamez | created - 7 months ago | updated - 4 days ago | Public
Summer 2020 - Spring 2021 List started 6-16-2020.
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1. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
G | 100 min | Family, Fantasy, Musical
A poor but hopeful boy seeks one of the five coveted golden tickets that will send him on a tour of Willy Wonka's mysterious chocolate factory.
Votes: 178,431 | Gross: $4.00M
I think it may have a bit messed up of a moral compass, but I can't deny a masterpiece.
2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
PG | 115 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.
Votes: 427,942 | Gross: $206.46M
Embarrassing, disgusting, self-indulgent, disturbing, vain, pointless, and awful.
3. Shaun of the Dead (2004)
R | 99 min | Comedy, Horror
A man's uneventful life is disrupted by the zombie apocalypse.
Votes: 511,438 | Gross: $13.54M
Already on EMIEW #1.
4. The Full Monty (1997)
R | 91 min | Comedy, Drama
Six unemployed steel workers form a male striptease act. The women cheer them on to go for "the full monty" - total nudity.
Votes: 98,636 | Gross: $45.95M
A full movie.
5. Inception (2010)
PG-13 | 148 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A thief who steals corporate secrets through the use of dream-sharing technology is given the inverse task of planting an idea into the mind of a C.E.O.
Votes: 2,061,968 | Gross: $292.58M
Awesome effects, awesome storytelling, great ending.
6. The Hustle (I) (2019)
PG-13 | 93 min | Comedy, Crime
Two con women - one low rent and the other high class - team up to take down the men who have wronged them.
Votes: 47,393 | Gross: $35.42M
Anne Hathaway and Rebel Wilson's vacation in Spain. The most puzzling things about this is the way jokes are delivered, as nothing else abut the film tries to sell you on the joke. Oh, and twice it feels like the movie is about to end and it doesn't, for whatever reason. The premise is enjoyable, but I have the feeling that Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and Bedtime Story are where I'd want to look for it first.
7. Hamilton (2020)
PG-13 | 160 min | Biography, Drama, History
The real life of one of America's foremost founding fathers and first Secretary of the Treasury, Alexander Hamilton. Captured live on Broadway from the Richard Rodgers Theater with the original Broadway cast.
I have too many 10's on this list so far. Oh well!
8. For a Few Dollars More (1965)
R | 132 min | Western
Two bounty hunters with the same intentions team up to track down a Western outlaw.
Votes: 232,232 | Gross: $15.00M
Definitely stronger than A Fistful of Dollars. It introduces the characters and plot of the film much faster, and the three leads are much more engaging to watch "bounce" off one another. I still can't completely embrace the appeal of these Westerns, even though I have enjoyed them.
9. Ocean's Eleven (2001)
PG-13 | 116 min | Crime, Thriller
Danny Ocean and his ten accomplices plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously.
Votes: 515,388 | Gross: $183.42M
Fairly funny, felt well-paced and interesting, but Ocean's ex-wife getting back with was absolutely laughable.
10. Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
PG | 99 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
After discovering a small, blue, fast hedgehog, a small-town police officer must help him defeat an evil genius who wants to do experiments on him.
Votes: 87,474 | Gross: $146.07M
Fairly unmemorable, but goofy and competent. Not much more worth discussing, honestly.
PG-13 | 143 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Blacksmith Will Turner teams up with eccentric pirate "Captain" Jack Sparrow to save his love, the governor's daughter, from Jack's former pirate allies, who are now undead.
Votes: 1,013,863 | Gross: $305.41M
12. The Last of the Mohicans (1992)
R | 112 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
Three trappers protect the daughters of a British Colonel in the midst of the French and Indian War.
Votes: 149,833 | Gross: $75.51M
Director's Definitive Cut
Remarkable visual storytelling and sound design, I just wish that the story it was telling had just a little bit of 300% more substance to it.
13. Teen Titans GO! To the Movies (2018)
PG | 84 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
A villain's maniacal plan for world domination sidetracks five teenage superheroes who dream of Hollywood stardom.
Votes: 16,466 | Gross: $29.56M
Lazy concept, lot of lazy jokes, but with some nice animation and some music that's good (and some's not). In conclusion, it's Teen Titans Go, but if it were good, which isn't actually too good.
14. Teen Titans Go! Vs. Teen Titans (2019 Video)
Not Rated | 77 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The comedic modern-day quintet takes on their 2003 counterparts when villains from each of their worlds join forces to pit the two Titan teams against each other. They'll need to set aside ... See full summary »
It's literally just Turtles Forever, verbatim. Still better than the normal show, by the inclusion of a narrative.
TV-G | 86 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The famed stepbrother inventors know what they're gonna do today. They're gonna rescue their sister from an alien abduction.
Good music, other Phineas and Ferb movies were better.
16. Digital Man (1995)
R | 95 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
An out-of-control robot is inadvertently set loose in a small community, and a crack squad of soldiers are sent to hunt it down. Gradually, the members of the squad begin to suspect that some of them are robots.
17. Mystery Men (1999)
PG-13 | 121 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
A group of inept amateur superheroes must try to save the day when a supervillain threatens to destroy a major superhero and the city.
Votes: 61,746 | Gross: $29.66M
Ooh, quite funny. Also, uh, the Bowler is straight-up just Lindsay Ellis, for some reason.
18. Wild Zero (1999)
Not Rated | 98 min | Comedy, Horror, Music
Only legendary Japanese garage rock band Guitar Wolf can stand between a race of aliens from destroying earth with an army of zombies.
Absolute nonsense baloney. The funniest part of the movie is how absurdly long shots last for. Truly a ride that never ends.
19. Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
PG-13 | 120 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
This contemporary romantic comedy, based on a global bestseller, follows native New Yorker Rachel Chu to Singapore to meet her boyfriend's family.
Votes: 141,387 | Gross: $174.53M
It was fine. I was admittedly on my phone the whole time, but the whole thing never felt like it built up to enough to wow me.
20. It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman! (1975 TV Movie)
Comedy, Fantasy, Musical
TV adaptation of the campy 1960s Broadway musical about the Man of Steel, his friends, his enemies, and his self-image problems.
Laughably wacky, it left me in awe an with a great big smile on my face.
21. Enola Holmes (2020)
PG-13 | 123 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
When Enola Holmes-Sherlock's teen sister-discovers her mother missing, she sets off to find her, becoming a super-sleuth in her own right as she outwits her famous brother and unravels a dangerous conspiracy around a mysterious young Lord.
Perfectly pleasant the whole way through, but has quite the reliance on coincidences and characters being able to find each other in the city of London.
22. Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
PG | 91 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Ernest accidentally unleashes an ugly troll that plots to transform children into wooden dolls in the town of Briarville, Missouri.
Votes: 10,709 | Gross: $14.14M
Every scene and gag dragged on way too long, and Ernest was never that funny. I really liked the set design, though, and Rimshot the dog was of course cute.
23. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)
PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy, Horror
Upon arriving in a small town where she has inherited a rundown mansion, a famous horror hostess battles an evil uncle, and townspeople who want her burned at the stake.
Votes: 13,745 | Gross: $5.60M
Man, I honestly really liked Elvira as a character in this film. It was certainly less boring than a lot of other bad movies I've seen.
24. Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost (1999 Video)
Unrated | 70 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Gang visit Oakhaven, Massachusetts to seek strange goings on involving a famous horror novelist and his ancestor who is rumored be a witch.
This feels like two movies spliced together, a boring episode of Scooby-Doo followed by a witch fight. I mean, it's at least competent, and of course we stan Hex Girls, but it's not the most impressive film, really.
25. Rear Window (1954)
PG | 112 min | Mystery, Thriller
A wheelchair-bound photographer spies on his neighbors from his apartment window and becomes convinced one of them has committed murder.
Votes: 443,187 | Gross: $36.76M
My first Hitchcock! Man, lots of cool stuff with this one, from the ultra small setting, to the way the characters bond, to how the mystery as a whole is presented, all the way to the finale dripping with suspense. Good stuff, good stuff.
26. It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966 TV Movie)
Not Rated | 25 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
The Peanuts gang celebrates Halloween while Linus waits for the Great Pumpkin.
27. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
PG | 76 min | Animation, Family, Fantasy
Jack Skellington, king of Halloween Town, discovers Christmas Town, but his attempts to bring Christmas to his home causes confusion.
Votes: 299,799 | Gross: $75.08M
Already on EMIEW #2.
28. The Chase (1994)
PG-13 | 94 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
Escaped convict Jack Hammond takes a woman hostage and sets off for the Mexican border with the police hot on his tail.
Votes: 17,180 | Gross: $8.01M
A fun satire about news media and police violence. Uh, the film is unironically good, except for that terrible make out scene at 80 mph.
R | 84 min | Comedy
Kazakh TV talking head Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson.
Votes: 377,074 | Gross: $128.51M
Horribly offensive, but more importantly, offensively boring. I didn't laugh a single time. Maybe it was innovative back in 2006, but the Eric Andre show and, like, Internet culture in general have completely replaced the novelty of this film.
30. Dragonball Evolution (2009)
PG | 85 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power.
Votes: 70,191 | Gross: $9.35M
Laughably generic, and a lousy adaptation, but in a fun, goofy way that never takes itself too seriously.
31. Rush Hour (1998)
PG-13 | 98 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
A loyal and dedicated Hong Kong Inspector teams up with a reckless and loudmouthed L.A.P.D. detective to rescue the Chinese Consul's kidnapped daughter, while trying to arrest a dangerous crime lord along the way.
Votes: 238,621 | Gross: $141.15M
It do be the funny cop comedy with cool Jackie Chan stunts.
32. Just One of the Guys (1985)
PG-13 | 100 min | Comedy, Romance
Terry feels discriminated against when the summer jobs at Sun Tribune go to 2 guys. She decides to do something about it. She dresses like a guy and gets a haircut. Will students at the other high school notice? Girls notice "him".
Votes: 14,045 | Gross: $11.50M
Nothing too incredible, but highly quotable.
33. A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (1973 TV Short)
TV-G | 25 min | Animation, Short, Comedy
Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving, and with Linus, Snoopy, and Woodstock, he attempts to throw together a Thanksgiving dinner.
Mostly Snoopy antics.
34. Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (2020)
PG | 122 min | Family, Fantasy, Musical
An imaginary world comes to life in a holiday tale of an eccentric toymaker, his adventurous granddaughter, and a magical invention that has the power to change their lives forever.
Did not hold my attention at all. The songs felt as unmemorable as The Greatest Showman's, over half the characters were largely pointless, and there is no reason for it being 2 hours. The visuals and costumes were all magnificent, though.
35. The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)
TV-PG | 97 min | Adventure, Family, Musical
Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get to the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk to celebrate Life Day, but are impeded by an Imperial blockade. Chewie's family passes the time with various forms of entertainment.
Unwatchably pointless. Hilariously devoid of meaning.
36. The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special (2020 TV Short)
TV-G | 44 min | Animation, Short, Action
Rey leaves her friends to prepare for Life Day as she sets off on an adventure to gain a deeper knowledge of the Force. At a mysterious temple, she is hurled into a cross-timeline adventure. Will she make it back in time for Life Day?
I applied for a job instead of paying attention to the movie. Uh, anyways, Rey's VA did not care at all, but at least there was Robot Chicken Palpatine.
37. Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007 Video)
Not Rated | 88 min | Animation, Comedy, Romance
Planet Express sees a hostile takeover and Bender falls into the hands of criminals where he is used to fulfill their schemes.
A Futurama love letter, following your usual unpredictable Futurama plot structure. Tons of fun, even though I'd say the beginning slightly drags.
38. Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008 Video)
Not Rated | 90 min | Animation, Comedy, Romance
The Planet Express crew discovers a tentacle-covered, planet-sized alien that wishes to copulate with it all the inhabitants of Earth.
Futurama continues to prove it can work with 90-minute episode.
39. The Prom (2020)
PG-13 | 130 min | Comedy, Drama, Musical
A troupe of hilariously self-obsessed theater stars swarm into a small conservative Indiana town in support of a high school girl who wants to take her girlfriend to the prom.
Dee Dee is the main character, not Emma. Also, Alyssa Greene is just Little Miss Perfect.
Uh, there were enough songs that had me slightly rolling my eyes that it was unsatisfying. Also, Emma and Alyssa's relationship was, like, hardly a part of the film.
Also, it has James Corden in it.
40. Futurama: Bender's Game (2008 Video)
Not Rated | 88 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The Planet Express crew get trapped in a fantasy world.
Weeeaaak. The fact that the entire plot changes halfway through should speak for itself. The other two films have felt like great big Futurama celebrations, while this one was just a lengthy lame episode that I just kept waiting to finish.
41. Klaus (2019)
PG | 96 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
A simple act of kindness always sparks another, even in a frozen, faraway place. When Smeerensburg's new postman, Jesper, befriends toymaker Klaus, their gifts melt an age-old feud and deliver a sleigh full of holiday traditions.
If I had a nickel for every Santa origin story movie with a schoolteacher as a main character, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but's weird that it happened twice.
42. Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
PG-13 | 151 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Diana must contend with a work colleague and businessman, whose desire for extreme wealth sends the world down a path of destruction, after an ancient artifact that grants wishes goes missing.
The movie is at its best when it's at its most ludicrous, but it's also at these points that the entire movie is at its flimsiest.
Also, the introduction was unbearably slow.
43. Goodfellas (1990)
R | 146 min | Biography, Crime, Drama
The story of Henry Hill and his life in the mob, covering his relationship with his wife Karen Hill and his mob partners Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVito in the Italian-American crime syndicate.
Votes: 1,018,008 | Gross: $46.84M
True crime be freaky.
44. Soul (2020)
PG | 100 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy
A musician who has lost his passion for music is transported out of his body and must find his way back with the help of an infant soul learning about herself.
I can't really verbalize where Joe is at the beginning of the movie versus at the end, but I think it was expertly communicated on an emotional level.