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- DirectorTrey ParkerMatt StoneStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerKathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerGrampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerThe living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judged a costume contest.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellJesse Brant HowellThe boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellJesse Brant HowellThe town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo."
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerThe son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneBarbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneEric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanMr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.
- 1997– 22mTV-147.5 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so they could all get chickenpox.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanStan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanStan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanA school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business.
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe gang gets lost in the rain forest after going to Costa Rica with a singing tour.
- DirectorMatt StoneStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanRandy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanCartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend, and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe kids get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesA drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderThe boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDebi DerryberryThe boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDebi DerryberryCartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderA handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderCartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderKyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderChef protests the racist South Park flag.
- 1997– 22mTV-MA8.0 (2.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMilan AgnoneRandy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMilan AgnoneThe boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDian BacharCartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneEliza SchneiderThe boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesCartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesCartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a "Jackass" style TV show.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesThe boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneNico AgnoneSociety is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word "shit" on the air.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesImproper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenButters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneSpencer Lacey GanusThe kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJessica MakinsonThe boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
- 1997– 22mTV-MA8.0 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneSpencer Lacey GanusThe boys have to sit through an episode of "Fightin' Round The World" with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardAfter being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallProfessor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
- DirectorToni WurtsStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from altering Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJennifer HowellBebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallParents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
- 1997– 22mTV-MA9.4 (6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneNico AgnoneThe boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenMr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardA freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenCartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMilan AgnoneAfter the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardCartman, Butters, and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallSouth Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardStan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneNico AgnoneStan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardThe boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartJimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartCartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing "The Passion Of The Christ." Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartCartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture 'the robot' to make it a weapon.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDante AlexanderMichael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartWhen people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartWhen a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardCartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartCartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJonathan KimmelCan Cartman and Kenny stay as "Best Friends Forever", even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock?
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardWhen the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
- 1997– 22mTV-148.5 (3.2K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardButters fakes his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJohn 'Nancy' HansenSeveral religious leaders recongize Stan as the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard, and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help from a famous R&B sensation.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartRandy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallAl Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig"; Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMilan AgnoneEric's mom turns to Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardThe boys dedicate their lives to defeating a high level player killing other players in World of Warcraft.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardStan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says "the N-Word" on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman takes a photo with Butters' penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardA lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJonathan KimmelOne day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants, but faking the condition begins to wear on his mental filter.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallRandy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardTerrorists attack Imaginationland, in an attempt to take over peoples' imagination; Kyle refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneJonathan KimmelWith the help of Stan and Kyle, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland; Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprechaun bet.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallStan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game "Guitar Hero." A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardThe girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallSouth Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having Heavy Metal (1981) hallucinations.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallA prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallA class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWith Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the "Pandemic." In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCraig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallButters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallIn a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after "Terrance & Phillip" is replaced by "The Queef Sisters."
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallJimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallButters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.