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- DirectorGary PilandStarsCarmen AnelloMatt BridenCisco CarmargoIn the future there will be beautiful girls, strong men and - ZOMBIES. What could possibly go wrong?1/10
It's exactly what the title says it is: A beauty pageant for zombies (with no blood or injuries). It's portrayed as a fake documentary and seems to take place in its entirity in a school gymnasium. - DirectorFrancesca KempStarsEva-Maria WestbroekWynne EvansDamian ThantreyAn opera based on the life of celebrity and actress Anna Nicole Smith.2/10
I have no idea why I tried to watch this, i'm not a fan of Opera and there are zero stand-out songs or scenes in this production. - DirectorScott ZakarinStarsTim PilleriTarah DeSpainLevin O'ConnorModel Ball is the serialized story of Jake McBride, "The best softball player in his league," who bets his best friend he can win the league with a team of models. Together, Jake and his model cousin Holly recruit an athletic group of pampered princesses and attempt to turn them into a well-oiled softball playing machine.2/10
It's a real achievement to have found male actors who are WORSE at acting than the women who are here just for their looks. - DirectorPawel SalaStarsHalina RasiakównaSandra KorzeniakNatalia Rybicka2/10
Really quite boring. - DirectorSebastian RadtkeStarsDominik BliefertRené ChristKingsly DefoungaAfter killing two people when he was 17, he was able to control his desire to kill for many years and get his life back on track. However, after one incident, that feeling inside him grew. This time he didn't resist his instincts.2/10
- DirectorDrew HallStarsCatalina Soto-Aguilar KindJohn DeLongPhilip FornahA material science expert is blackmailed to steal designs from a brilliant team of scientists who are building the world's first space elevator.2/10
- DirectorRichard MartiniStarsCarol AltAngie EverhartRebecca BroussardA DV camera gets stolen from a video store and we follow the life of it from the camera's POV.3/10
- DirectorDashiell DemeterStarsCerris Morgan-MoyerAndy GatesPancho MolerA married couple attempt to improve their marriage by visiting a sex therapist who has them participate in surreal exercises designed to help with their intimacy problems.2/10
The whole production team has miraculously found a way to make the rediscovery of sex really, really dull! - DirectorKevin AlberStarsMichael AndrewArt BaerRoneique BanksJustine is a young student who dreams of various adventures and erotic relationships in which she undresses in countless places, either during a kidnapping or during a train ride.2/10
- DirectorDavid DillehuntBryan KasikStarsDavid DillehuntBryan KasikAbrill MacbethA sketch-comedy film unlike any other. With the use of bizarre and hysterical situations, our cast of characters proceed from one sketch to another, following a single thread that flows between them.1/10
A collection of random sketches written, filmed and starring a talentless quartet. - DirectorVic DavisStarsRebeccah BushArthur RobertsOliver MuirheadA mockumentary about a group of swimsuit models hired by a fictitious Chemical company to shoot a product catalog. The movie spoofs the whole Baywatch-Sports Illustrated obsession with calendar girls as it follows the travails of models forced to shill for a company covering up oil spills, defective breast implants and synthetic food substitutes.4/10
Plenty of amusing one-liner's and some stunning women! - DirectorJohn QuinnStarsJames Patrick KeefeSamantha PhillipsThomas AdamsCaught in a seedy underworld of lies, lust and murder, Antonelli, the local mob boss, and his sultry young wife, Michelle, share a game of deception and jealousy that soon turns deadly.3/10
- DirectorCybil RichardsStarsDru BerrymoreChelsea BlueMaya DivineEarth is no place for virgins. The Virgin Hunters are back in the latest installment of the hit series that keeps - going.1/10
A movie made by people who were too chicken to make porn. Except the plots of porn films tie together better than this does. Pathetic. - DirectorRoy BoultingStarsIan CarmichaelJanette ScottCecil ParkerIn a quiet summer corner of Wiltshire that is forever England, David and Janet decide to tie the knot. Unfortunately, this is the cue for everyone else to take over proceedings, to the dismay of the couple and the increasing despair of Janet's father. One way or another the wedding--if there is one--will be an unforgettable occasion.5/10
- DirectorCybil RichardsStarsAmber NewmanDru BerrymoreJerry BanksThe Hunt is On in the Year 2099 in This Sequel to the Mega-hit Scifi Sex Romp, Virgin Hunters! Unsatisfied by Her Lex 500 Sex Robot, Mega-conglomerate Overlord and Supreme Commander of the World Alliance, Camella Swales, Has Banned All Forms of Sex. the Future is a Serene and Productive Place, But No One is Getting It On! the Government Has Laced the Food With Passion Suppressants, and the World is Full of Virgins. Enter the Alterrians: an Erotic Race of Virgin Hunting Sexual Predators. They've Come to Earth With One Thing On Their Minds, and They Won't Let a Worldwide Ban On Sex Stop Them from Enjoying Their Vacation. Teaming Up With Beth, Their Human Companion and Nymph in Training, the Virgin Hunters Set Out On an Orgasmic Mission of Galactic Proportions. Will They Overcome the Tepid Masses and Teach Humanity to Lust Again?1/10
Worse than porn-level acting with a next to non-existent plot. It pads out its length with excessive softcore scenes that feature not particularly attractive people. Pointless on every level. - DirectorConstantin WernerStarsHaim AbramskyBeth GondekKen CypertJoey snaps when his girlfriend Laura dies. He takes her corpse from New York City to West Virginia. As she decomposes, he slips further into madness.1/10
Pretentious and boring. - DirectorKevin AlberStarsJennifer BehrDaneen BooneDeena CasianoThe story involves Justine and Professor Robson searching for jewels while nefarious baddies try and stop them. The settings include the Orient and Spain.1/10
- DirectorDean McKendrickStarsKrissy LynnSophia BellaMary CareyWith their minds in the gutter three gorgeous babes plot to win big as they struggle to save their grandfather's bowling alley. When the opportunity comes to challenge the country's top bowler they bet the farm in an "all or nothing" game with everything at stake in The Great Bikini Bowling Bash!2/10
The "Bikini bowling bash" itself takes up a whole 5 minutes in the movie and it's not the central plot. - DirectorLen RichmondStarsMichael YorkPrunella GeeNancy FishA Russian immigrant finds himself in bed with the mob after buying a sexual novelties shop.4/10
- DirectorBill ZebubStarsEmily ThomasTom GoodwinCarl WilliamsonA tragic-comedy that finally offers an accurate representation of the heavy metal lifestyle, Bill Zebub's Metalheads stars Emily Thomas as a hard rock honey who just can't get enough of long hair, ripped jeans, and loud guitars.2/10
- DirectorMilos TwilightStarsRobert DonavanMichael StarkAlena NovotnaAliens have come to earth to find the chosen one in preparation for an invasion to take control of the planet.2/10
- DirectorChristian BlazeCrystal-Dawn RosalesStarsChristian BlazeJustin StillwellAllison WarnycaIt's fear that they seek! Dr. Schroder listens to her criminally insane patient as he recounts the story of the murder of his four friends. A story of infidelity, jealousy and revenge takes a strange turn revealing an alien agenda. Chip implants, government mind control, Russian military, and alien visitors, form the puzzle pieces of this science fiction thriller. A search for the answers leads to the truth...It's our fear that they seek!2/10
Ultra low budget. Awful for a movie but not hopeless for a school project. - DirectorJeff LeroyStarsTasha TacosaRachel RileyChristine NguyenTwo unemployable actresses become real superheroes thanks to twin space fairies and turn into giantesses.3/10
I was all set to stick this one on the "Bad but Good" list but then the film ended without tying-up the plot, even partially. I hate that. - DirectorJared CohnStarsJackie MooreEric RobertsApril MartucciDenise is a loving mother and wife running a successful startup, when she hires a professional party planner with a personal vendetta who turns her world upside down.2/10
If someone new comes into your life and suddenly a bunch of things go badly wrong, who do you suspect? Well try telling that to the boss lady in this stupid movie. - DirectorLou VockellStarsCandy DollMonique GabrielleAddie MortonA TV repairman / mad scientist creates a device that transports him to another world where women have banished men to a forbidden zone and taken apes as their love slaves.1/10
I'm confident this is the worst film Julie Strain's ever appeared in. - DirectorRupert HitzigStarsPeter DobsonDina MeyerJon PolitoDean sees mafia boss Santelli whack an FBI infiltrator and is relocated to a remote cabin in the Sierras for protection. While Santelli's crew tries to locate him, Dean gets company from the beautiful Monica.4/10
- DirectorDavid CoveStarsDaneen BooneTimothy Di PriKimberly RoweJustine daydreaming about her teacher, Professor Robson. He then invites her to join him on his travels throughout the world.2/10
- DirectorAnthony KimminsStarsEliot MakehamRene RayMorton SeltenWhen the small town of Shrimpton-on-Sea is dragged out into space by the force of a 'dead star' passing Earth, the populace try to organise a local government based on equal rights for all, but conflicts arise between the local aristocracy and the villagers.4/10
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsJulie K. SmithShauna O'BrienSeana RyanThe third installment of the "adult" spoof of the Blair Witch Project.1/10
As crappy as you can imagine a film of this type being. No plot, awful production, terrible script, useless acting and doesn't even spoof the material that inspired its name. - DirectorRino Di SilvestroStarsMarcella PetrelliRita SilvaJacques StanyCaesar brings the Egyptian queen Cleopatra to Rome.2/10
- DirectorAlyn DarnayStarsBarbie CastroBrian GrossMiguel FasaWhile on a dream vacation with her husband, a woman becomes a target after she starts to suspect one of the island's locals may have committed multiple murders.3/10
- DirectorJoseph McGrathStarsEric MorecambeErnie WiseMargaret CourtenayWhen Eric's niece Kathy becomes one of the heirs to a considerable fortune, her life (and those of the other heirs) is placed in jeopardy by the actions of a mysterious inter-loper.2/10
Sorry Eric and Ernie but this would have been dated even in 1984. - DirectorBill ZebubStarsScarlett StormErin BrownLydia LaelA girl finds herself on Sesame Street. After meeting a red puppet named elmo she embarks on a heart-wrenching journey exploring themes of family, depression and what it means to be human.1/10
The only amusing thing about this movie is the title. - DirectorPeter WernerStarsTeri CopleyTim DalyDiane LaddA tenacious young engineer falls in love with a centerfold model he sees on TV and embarks on a romantic adventure to win a bet with his friends to find, romance, and marry her.4/10
Twee and weak but it helped me get over an obsession during puberty! - DirectorMatthew SolomonStarsRichard HatchAlison HaislipBrady SmithWhile monitoring Internet traffic for the Department of Homeland Security, Agent Martin Takagi comes across the intimate video chats of a couple, temporarily living in different parts of the world, who begin to discover their new home is haunted.4/10
- DirectorAdam BarattaStarsKari WuhrerAdam BarattaShane EdelmanTwo best friends, a struggling actor and an unemployed screenwriter, set out to look for a prized $250,000 Rolex wristwatch which was stolen by an attractive con artist.4/10
Kari Wuhrer and a brief appearance from Angelica Bridges save this movie! - DirectorMike TristanoStarsAshlie RheyPaul LoganJessica SimoneCannibal Janet, seems to be living a normal life but is eating her way through her family.2/10
- DirectorJohn MurlowskiStarsRosslyn LukeJackie MooreBrandon HowellAt first Katy is happy to see her old friend Gina. At least until she realizes that Gina and her boyfriend are planning to rob Katy and willing to hold her family hostage to get the job done.3/10
The intelligence of the writer is reflected through the characters unbelievably dumb decisions. - DirectorJason GerbayStarsLexy LexingtonJason GerbayKody SwensenWhen Roger and Stacey moved into their new home, they never expected the company to be anything other than themselves.1/10
Jason Gerbay's legacy: A really boring movie that he himself filmed, wrote, directed, edited, produced and starred in. Fun fact: He's crap at all of those things. - DirectorKatie FleischerStarsRosie FellnerMichael HaydenNoah FleissA desperate wife agrees to have a baby cloned from her comatose husband's DNA. However, the husband gets better and they get rid of the baby - until the past comes calling decades later in a mix of mystery, lust and violence.3/10
Apparently cloning is bad because humans can't share souls. But if you accept that's total nonsense then the films whole premise falls apart. - DirectorSean DonohueStarsKrystal Pixie AdamsAmethist YoungBailey PaigeThere is no heaven without a hell..1/10
Softcore gore porn; there's no plot or film-making talent on show. If you like seeing raw meat cut up and women with bad teeth then maybe there's something for you here. Everyone else: Avoid. - DirectorDarcy ConyersStarsLeslie PhillipsPeggy CumminsHattie JacquesBritish comedy about the ups and downs of a London vet.5/10
- DirectorStev ElamStarsKristin WallaceLyndsy FonsecaMackenzie AstinIn this dark comedy, a repressed agoraphobic's daughter meets a hardened pastor's daughter. While escaping their homes to attend the annual church youth group jamboree, they discover their worlds aren't what they once thought they were.6/10
I only watched it because Lyndsy Fonseca is in it, but it was a surprisingly fun movie. Plus I appreciated it not getting all preachy at the end. - DirectorFelipe ElutiStarsFelipe ElutiCarolina SallesFelipe RuizA washed-up boxer, who finally gets his big break to prove he is worthy of the champion's gloves, becomes a vessel of pure evil and a relentless instrument of destruction of the human flesh. Is he hell's next champion?1/10
AKA: Visceral: Between the Ropes of Madness
I think this was the first film i ever gave 1/10 to. It's probably not as bad as the others i've seen since but i can't remember it and i don't want to re-view it just in case it is! - DirectorTibor TakácsStarsCarol AltDedee PfeifferRon MarquetteBartender on parole gets re-involved with his previous girlfriend, only to discover he's part of her criminal scheme.2/10
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsTylene BuckFrankie CullenTaimie HannumAn ancient curse affecting an average husband because of the long-ago actions of an ancestor.4/10
More plot AND more sex than the first film. - DirectorDavid HeavenerStarsRichard LynchRobert ChapinChona JasonMason, a dragon warrior from the future, returns to the year 1999 in search of a serum that can combat a disease simply known as "The Plague." In the post-apocalyptic world of 2099 -- after an earthquake has destroyed all of civilization has been -- "The Plague" is the deadliest menace of them all. And the cure for it lies in the past!2/10
Mullets, dudes trying to 'look cool' in every shot and the soft lens made-for-TV look. Ugh. - DirectorBill ZebubStarsJackie StevensBrian Joseph GleitzCarl WilliamsonA sadistic serial rapist locks a helpless young hitch-hiker in his basement and starts to perform hideous acts of humiliation, torture, and psychological punishment on her frail body. Will she ever be the same, after breaking her will?1/10
A guy and his gf try some Roleplay, film it and then call it a movie. That's not the plot btw, that's just what's happening here. - DirectorJack JamesStarsRoxy BuglerKemal YildirimJill ConnickExplores the strength of love when it's built out of grief and is challenged with shame, guilt and secrets.2/10
If the Director's goal was to make a REALLY boring movie then congratulations are in order. - DirectorMichael SuStarsMichael ParéJhey CastlesLindsey Marie WilsonA militant alien race launches an attack on Earth using gigantic creatures and geological disasters all based on those found on The Asylum's Movie Channel signal which reached their planet.2/10
A self-indulgent film from the crappy production company, who re-use crappy assets from their previous crappy movies. It should be of no surprise at all that it's total crap, as usual. - DirectorJoe CastroThomas J. ChurchillSteven J. EscobarStarsKristen RentonManu IntiraymiBrinke StevensSix complete strangers recall the details of their individual experiences with alien forces-sharing the terrifying stories of their abductions and possessions.2/10
- DirectorJoseph D. ClarkStarsJoseph D. ClarkRockford VarcoePeter Mehren6 teenagers go traveling in the woods, to have a crazy private party. They don't know they are followed by a psychopath. Slowly the party is turning in to a blood bath, when the killer slaughters them all one by one.2/10
- DirectorCarlo GustaffStarsCarrie JanisseMissy BrowningTony BondTwo show-business women leave Los Angeles for Las Vegas, but phoney state troopers abduct them in the desert and they are taken to a laboratory / prison. Here, males come to experience sexual fantasies, which it is the job of the two girls and other pulchritudinous captives to flesh out. The captors force an hypnotic drug upon them to aid their performances. Then a country hitchhiker they met earlier at a gas station decides to rescue the girls.2/10
- DirectorRick SloaneStarsGinger LynnWings HauserJohn Henry RichardsonBrenda is brought to a satanic ritual by her evil cultist boyfriend. She refuses to join the cult, so they deem her traitor and take brutal revenge. She's framed, jailed, beaten and raped. Her defense lawyer, John, is her only ally.2/10
- DirectorPaul HyettStarsHannah ArtertonTom ContiRosie DayA young writer battles the intelligent software designed to help her write her new book and stumbles upon a conspiracy of social control.4/10
- DirectorGerhard HahnAnthony PowerStarsKim HasperDavid TurbaIlona SchulzThree boys visit a museum and discover a golden bowl - part of a legendary Aztec treasure. While looking at the treasure they set off the secret of time traveling before they know it they are aboard a pirate ship in the 18th century. They meet the beautiful female pirate Anne Bonnie, and the evil and ruthless pirate of the Caribbean Capt. Blackbeard. They must help Anne Bonnie, keep Tortuga free and from the clutches of Capt. Blackbeard, save the island, Bonnie, and find their way back home.4/10
- DirectorEligio HerreroStarsCarole KirkhamGeir IndvardJosé YepesAfter several nuclear explosions, two men and one woman wake up in the middle of a desert and begin a journey of survival and self discovery.2/10
- DirectorLucian S. DiamondeStarsDarcy DeMossMeredyth HolmesPía ReyesIn this erotic sci-fi adventure, three beautiful women find themselves unwilling subjects of an alien scientist's sexy experiments.2/10
- DirectorDonald F. GlutStarsPaul NaschyGlori-Anne GilbertArthur RobertsHorror legend Paul Naschy (Dracula's Great Love) stars in his first American film, a chilling and seductive saga of rampant bloodlust. Over a century ago, vampiric Lord Ruthven and his sister Diana stalked the same prey, lovely Roxanne Dumas. Now they're back to pursue the reincarnation of their lost love, with only one priest able to stop them from fulfilling their unholy desires! Featuring genre favorites Arthur Roberts (Not of This Earth) and TV horror host Count Gore De Vol Special effects by John Carl Buechler (Carnosaur, Friday the 13th Part IV: The New Blood). Goth music from Willow Wisp and Lucan Wolf3/10
- DirectorRex PianoStarsThomas CalabroCynthia GibbWilliam Gregory LeeA NASA scientist discovers that their manned space station has been struck by a meteor. The station is now hurtling towards Los Angeles, carrying with it a secret nuclear reactor, putting million of lives at risk.2/10
- DirectorRichard GabaiStarsLana ClarksonLiat GoodsonKimberley RobertsThree sexy cops will have to go undercover to catch a ruthless pornographer who is murdering young runaway girls.4/10
Yep, it's Lana Clarkson again! This time she's the lead and carries it well despite the awful script. - DirectorRex PianoStarsJamie LunerGreg EviganTed MonteWhen a sudden, unexplained rise in local temperatures threatens to turn Los Angeles into a lifeless desert, one scientist must race against time to stop a catastrophe from happening.2/10
- DirectorDaniel BenedictStarsSara AmmonsDaniel BenedictJohnny BilsonFollowing a Halloween party, an attractive girl and her friends must fight to escape the nightmarish dwelling of a twisted killer with a dark secret.2/10
- DirectorJonathan GormanThomas Edward SeymourStarsDebbie RochonRachael RobbinsThomas Edward SeymourA group of hot college girls decide to raise money and pulses by donning bikinis for a car wash. But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of the action.1/10
The dudes are divots, the women are plain, the cars are rubbish, the script is terrible, the plot is made up on the spot and the music is awful. This movie fails at everything it tries to be, I implore you not to waste your time. - DirectorDonald G. JacksonStarsKathleen KinmontJohn DamonElizabeth KaitanIn the future, a warrior nun on roller skates must rescue a seer, who is to be sacrificed by a band of mutants.3/10
- DirectorFred Olen RayStarsBrandin RackleyJazy BerlinErika JordanWith the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra and her beautiful bodyguard flee to a strange alien planet - Earth. They are pursued by the evil Empress and her henchwoman.4/10
- DirectorJohn AlboStarsRudi DavisTrevor GoddardVenus Le DomeMacho bodybuilding big brother uses little brother's smarts en route to becoming head of an athletic department till a nun's visit causes a permanent change to their interlocked relationship.1/10
Perhaps it succeeds as homoerotica, but it totally fails as an engaging movie. - DirectorDonovan KellyJim WynorskiStarsAllen ScottiJennifer CourtneyJulie CialiniAn American writer, and his family, move into his late parent's derelict house in a remote village in rural Ireland. However, the village is riddled with mysterious secrets, seduction and intrigue.4/10
- DirectorJohn Carl BuechlerStarsJeff FaheyDee WallaceTony ToddIn the industrial district of downtown Los Angeles, Dr.Harrison Parker (Jeff Fahey) has developed the Eden Formula."This new,revolutionary,cutting-edge technology can synthetically reproduce virtually any organism. And it does!3/10
- DirectorCurtis CrawfordAnthony LefresneStarsYvonne ZimaClaire RankinGarrett HnatiukA young woman must prevent her unstable twin sister from murdering their mother.2/10
If you like your movies dumb and predictable... - DirectorCecily FayStarsCecily FayJoelle SimpsonCheryl BurnistonSet on the planet Draiga, this steampunk action film features world-class female martial artists and follows Azura as she tries save her dying race.1/10
A script so bad it has to be heard to be believed. It also doesn't help that there isn't a single decent actor present in the entire production: Writer/Director/Star included.
"Deluded" I think is the word. - DirectorValerie BreimanStarsLucky O'BoyleJ.C. PalermoRebecca Rocheford DaviesA woman director is hired to finish the season of "Bikini Squad", a popular TV series about California beach lifeguards. A more than obvious lack of talent and basic intelligence among the crew make her contemplate leaving the set.2/10
Many stereotypes, jokes that aren't funny, pretty females in bikini's. The usual sort of thing for this type of movie. - DirectorGreg A. SagerStarsAlys CrockerMichael G. WilmotTara Elizabeth O'BrienSince the 1940s, alien beings known as "GRAYS" have been sighted around the globe with the thought that they visit our planet to study our species and civilization before they eventually invade...but what if we're wrong? What if they are only here to protect us? After a meteorite crashes to earth awakening the extraterrestrial creature within, a young woman is abducted by an alien "GRAY" to aid in hunting down and destroying the creature, before it can reach a second meteorite that fell to earth decades earlier, unleashing its deadly infestation of earth.1/10
- DirectorChristopher Raymond SmithStarsDavid Christian WelbornNoelle DuBoisDeborah O'BrienBill Pollard is the very image of a mild-mannered suburbanite. He is a calm and stable husband and father, and teaches biology at Thatherton Community College. He is also hopelessly addicted to internet pornography. The object of Bill's lustful obsession is webcam vixen Dani Darling. He spends his nights secretly entranced by her scintillating images, keeping his illicit fantasies hidden from his wife and family. One day, new student Marissa Weaver transfers into Bill's Monday-Wednesday biology class. There's something very familiar about her. Bill comes to suspect that normal college student Marissa Weaver may lead a secret private life as Dani Darling. His pathological desire to find the truth leads him down a destructive spiral of perverse sexual obsession.2/10
- DirectorColin BuddsStarsJesse SpencerCapkin Van AlphenSara GleesonA community is terrorized by deadly stone gargoyles, which have been brought to life by a supernatural talisman.5/10
- DirectorJesús FrancoStarsMichelle BauerLina RomayAnalía IvarsMoira Frankenstein, the grand-daughter of noted mad scientist Dr. Frankenstein, has become obsessed with the work of her ancestor and she decides to pick up the family business where he left off.1/10
Plot: You're supposed to have one. - DirectorFred Olen RayStarsBeverly LynneMonique ParentCharlie LaineB.I.K.I.N.I. agent Tanya X is sent on an undercover mission to recover some stolen top-secret missile plans. To do this she has to infiltrate a high stakes poker game.2/10
Saved from a 1/10 by the hot lead and a bare-bones plot. - DirectorAdriano StuartStarsRenato AragãoDedé SantanaMussumComing of the space, the prince Flick (Pedro Aguinaga) asks the Trapalhões (The Dabblers) for help to free the planet where lives of the domain of evil Zuco. He offers a reward, it accepts for the four friends, that embark in a spaceship by a called hairy monster Bonzo. In the planet, they use tricks and they win Zuco, but they don't get to save Princess Myrna's life, that had been kidnapped by the thief. She should be substituted in the throne by Loya, exactly the girlfriend of Didi, that knew during the adventure in the strange planet. Already in the Earth, os Trapalhões (The Dabblers) think that everything didn't pass of a dream, but they are convinced otherwise when they come across a jeep full of bars of gold.4/10
It's like a guy saw Star Wars while drunk one night and then decided 3 weeks later to write a movie based entirely on what he thought he could remember. Then filled in the gaps with slapstick, violent fruit and funky dancing. - DirectorBruno CorbucciStarsTomas MilianPino ColizziDagmar LassanderWhile keeping an eye on his small time crook brother in law, Inspector Nico Giraldi gets involved in a murder case set in the world of Formula One racing. Giraldi is suspended for trying to cover up for his brother in law and becomes afraid his wife and son may be targeted next. Therefore he calls in the help of his childhood friend and chief informant, Venticello.4/10
Aside from the opening sequence, this film has bugger-all to do with Formula Uno. - DirectorCliff OwenStarsEric MorecambeErnie WiseMargit SaadTwo salesmen get caught up in a South American revolution. One is mistaken for a rebel leader and must impersonate him. The rebels promise them riches, but a scheming general threatens their charade once they gain power.4/10
- DirectorMark L. LesterStarsBo SvensonAnita EkbergDonald PleasenceAn adventurer searches for the fabled Golden Cities of El Dorado and allies himself with a tribe of Amazon women against a murderous villain who is also after the treasure.3/10
- DirectorJared CohnStarsWilliam ShatnerJeri RyanJason BrooksA down-on-his-luck archaeologist returns from a cave expedition that contains a cursed relic that's also a portal to Hell. He discovers that the only way to stop the curse on his family is to go back to the cave and destroy the relic.2/10
Don't judge a film on the quality of its stars!
Despite the presence of Ryan + Shatner, this is total trash! - DirectorCybil RichardsStarsGabriella HallShannan LeighAmber NewmanRoberta is a low-budget movie director dealing with numerous problems on the set of her current production. When she is accidently hit on the head, she is knocked unconscious and dreams of living in Robin Hood's Sherwood Forest.2/10
- DirectorTerence YoungStarsAlena JohnstonSabine SunRosanna YanniA story of a tribe of Amazons in the age of swords and chariots. The film opens with the tribe holding physical contests to select a new queen. Since there are no men in the tribe, they hire men from another nation once a year. After the queen is crowned, the Amazons go to meet a group of Greek soldiers for their annual mating. The king of the Greeks pretends to be a captain and has sex with the queen. Much to the queen's dismay, she quite enjoys having sex with a man. The king recommends to the queen a certain way back home, not knowing there is another tribe of male warriors waiting in ambush. On the way back to their homes, the Amazons are attacked, and they drive off the men. Once home, they decide to pillage the villages of the tribe that ambushed them. The queen bears a male child, who she thinks is left out to die, as male children are not wanted by the Amazons. The queen arranges for another meeting with the Greeks to mate again and also kill them in revenge for their perceived roll in setting up the ambush. But the queen is again overcome with lust. The king tells her that he had their son rescued, and she slips out of the tent with him to go see the child. The other Amazons think she's been kidnapped, and they chase after her and have a battle with the Greeks.4/10
- DirectorWalter DoehnerStarsElizabeth CervantesJulio BekhorMarco TreviñoA Doctor falls for the wrong Nurse.7/10
Predictable "lover turns out to be a psycho" drama but you're kept watching by the astounding beauty of the lead woman. - DirectorOlia OparinaStarsAnya BayDrew HaleTheodore BouloukosA group of erotic party attendees wake up naked in the snow. In the nearby cabin they find a dead girl and a message: In order to survive, they must decide who is responsible for the girl's death and murder that person accordingly.2/10 - I saw "naked people" in the description and decided to watch it. And while solely for that reason it wasn't a disappointment; it was for every other aspect of the movie.
- DirectorHarry HurwitzStarsDavid CarradineStockard ChanningChristopher LeeReporter J.J. Dalton (Stockard Channing) wants to write a story about a gruelling three thousand kilometer auto rally through Africa. When her deal to ride with a driver falls through, she hires ex-stuntman Eddie Miles (David Carradine), who is racing against his former employer, the ruthless Count Borgia (Sir Christopher Lee), who becomes their hardest and meanest competitor in the rally. Borgia and his sidekick Feodor (Hamilton Camp) do all they can to thwart the other drivers, but luck and love are on J.J. and Eddie's side.2/10
Essentially a shit version of the Cannonball Run. - DirectorChristian SesmaStarsJessica UberuagaMichael MarinaccioJon MackImagine the human ability to quake the Earth, bring forth tornadoes, raise a firestorm - and now imagine it under the control of Colonel Clayton and the US military. Code-named PROJECT MIND BLOWN, a group of telekinetics think they have been brought together in a high-tech facility under the pretenses of doing good for humanity - like bringing storms and rain to drought stricken regions - but when they uncover the suspicion that they've been tricked into destroying American cities, and killing American civilians - one team member goes rogue and takes things into her own hands. Sensing foul play, Jennifer Gaines escapes the base and is on the hunt for a survivor of one of the disasters who she feels may be involved. Using her uncanny powers, Jennifer uncovers that the man is a target of project Mind Blown and is the subject of great concern to Mind Blown's head of Operations, Colonel Clayton. And his name is Adam. Clayton knows that now that Jennifer and Adam have joined forces - the whole operation is in jeopardy. When a string of random disasters begins to destroy major cities, all eyes turn to Clayton. The fingerprint of these growing disasters looks like it's caused by his project. But Clayton dupes his team into believing that the pair is causing them. Clayton immediately mobilizes Mind Blown using his reluctant members to help track down and kill them. Though Adam is barely in touch with his own telekinetic abilities and is completely innocent, he is being hunted down by his own government and five dangerous people that are just like him. - and Jennifer is labeled a TRAITOR. And as Earthquakes, floods, tornadoes and firestorms ravage cities across America, the pair realize that they must uncover their true potential if they want to stop Clayton, dismantle Project Mind Blown, and uncover the secret behind the growing disasters before it's too late.3/10
Trained Telekinetics meet TK Jesus who apparently doesn't need 20 years of training and discipline. It starts off bad and just kinda stays down there.
FOCUS! - DirectorMontgomery TullyStarsLaurence PaynePatricia DaintonJane GriffithsA married composer finds that his affair with his wife's half-sister has resulted in her death.6/10
- DirectorJohn McKenzieStarsEd BennettDavid Burrows-SutcliffeRobert CargillAt a school reunion dinner in a remote country mansion, a dozen people are offered the chance to collect a million pounds each if they can stay on the estate, cut off from the outside world, for 96 hours. With deaths, sexual intrigue, kidnapping, and spiraling levels of farce and confusion, the action barely pauses for breath as it heads towards its "Will they or won't they succeed" climax.4/10
- DirectorRick SloaneStarsGinger LynnElizabeth KaitanJulia PartonFemale inmates escape from prison and go on a series of robberies, and it's up to the incompetent vice squad rookies to stop them.2/10
- DirectorFrancesco ProsperiStarsSabrina SianiPietro TorrisiHarrison MullerA mighty hero battles the son of Satan and his evil witch ally to save a kingdom from being taken over by the duo.5/10
- DirectorT.J. ScottStarsKatrina LawLochlyn MunroVictoria PrattFour strangers on a drunken wedding dash from LA to Vegas hit a mysterious woman in the desert and must overcome injuries, the elements, and ultimately each other to survive.3/10
For a while it's ok thanks to the stunning lead women, but the storyline sucks. - DirectorBill MillingStarsRenee ShugartDarrel GuilbeauJeff Greenman"Porky" style teen comedy with plenty of gross out jokes and nudity. A nerd and his out-of-control friend chase a dream girl to a beach on Florida where all the expected carrying on occurs.2/10
The worst kind of objectification. A movie made by immature boys for immature boys. - DirectorJohan VandewoestijneStarsNick Van SuytHelga VandeveldeLet JottsA serial killer awakens from a coma and escapes from a mental hospital to kill a survivor of his slayings years ago, all the while stalking, terrifying, and killing women on the way.1/10
- DirectorSean DwyerStarsIan ZieringValérie ValoisVlasta VranaLori and John Wilson, employees of an emergency response center, must find a way to survive the initial lava storms, to save John's father and their two teenage children. Even more importantly, they must find a way to slow the path of the lava storms, to give humankind the time to find a solution to this natural disaster, in order to save humanity and our Earth.2/10
- DirectorLazRael LisonStarsLeslie EasterbrookRichmond ArquetteTom WrightSeveral college students are brutally murdered in a small college town and the killer is still on the loose. In an attempt to seek the truth, a journalism student misguidedly finds herself in a storm of intrigue, jealousy, devil worship, and the haunting of misunderstood forces that roam the college town. Will she discover the town's long buried secrets? Or will she find out that some secrets are better left concealed?2/10
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsRoxanne BlazeTina LawrenceStephanie HudsonXena, Luna, and Sola leave Malibu but return to earth unexpectedly when Xena sneezes and crash lands them on a desert isle. After being threatened by dinosaurs and having a few close encounters with some primitive stud muffins, they tangle with the evil James T. Renford II, who has some sinister profit-making plans for the babes from space.2/10
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsJoe SouzaMonique ParentJohn Henry RichardsonA man and wife are sucked into a whirlpool (in the wife's case, hot tub) of supernatural sex by a trio of randy, well-endowed witches.4/10
The loosest of plots ties together the boobies in every scene. - DirectorAnders Johannes BukhStarsKristian FjordJacob Wagner GuldagerCasper SlothEncounters - The woods have secrets.2/10