Married with Children Season 9 Ranked
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1.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked
(1995)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
To check out their husbands claim of "totally innocent fun," Peggy, Marcy, and their friends accompany their husbands Al, Jefferson, Charlie, Ike, and Bob Rooney to the Jiggly Room strip ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 550
2.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dial 'B' for Virgin
(1994)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Bud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he has to wrestle with temptation himself when he has ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 536
3.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Driving Mr. Boondy
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al has to renew his driver's license and is upset to learn that Bud will be his Examiner.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 544
4.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Get the Dodge Out of Hell
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a family visit to a local car wash while on their way to Wanker county. Meanwhile, Marcy's ex-husband, Steve Rhoades, mysteriously reappears at the... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 554
5.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Sleepless in Chicago
(1994)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Jefferson learns that the Barbie doll he bought for Marcy on her birthday at an auction is worth a small fortune of $50,000. So he asks Al a big favor: sleep next to Marcy for the night ... See full summary »
Director: Katherine Green | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 515
6.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Naughty But Niece
(1994)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Bud's intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically nod off and fantasize about making out with beautiful women. So, is a passionate encounter between him and Marcy's ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 553
7.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
User Friendly
(1995)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy
Bud gets hooked on a virtual-reality sex experiment to revitalize his sex life with Amber, until she and Kelly find out and plan to stop him. Meanwhile, during his week-long vacation, Al ... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 507
8.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Takes a Shot
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al gets an owl costume to scare away the birds who keep him awake. To impress Amber, Bud helps Kelly to learn archery for her audition.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 523
9.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Ship Happens
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Peg wins a cruise but decides to take Al and the Darcys along with her, leaving the kids at home with Wolfman Jack, but as always, misfortune follows.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 523
10.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Ship Happens
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
The Bundys ocean cruise takes a turn for the worse when their ship sinks and they are stranded on a life raft in the middle of the ocean with the D'Arcys, a fat woman, and comedian Gilbert ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 515
11.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
The Undergraduate
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Kelly's new secret admirer turns out to be a wealthy, spoiled, immature 12-year-old boy named Robby Bennett, who blackmails her into accompanying him to his middle-school junior prom. Bud ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 517
12.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Shoeless Al
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
An insurance agent is assigned to make sure Al is afraid to wear shoes to corroborate his lawsuit against the mall that claims he is afraid of shoes after being tied up by a burglar while ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 495
13.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Kelly Breaks Out
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Kelly has a big zit on the day before her commercial for Ice Hole beer and Peg offers her a solution. Her uncle Sticky Wanker's zit removing potion will cure it. Al is ecstatic for her ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 496
14.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al launches his group NO MA'AM in a protest outside the local TV station after Marcy's group FANG gets NO MA'AM's favorite TV show "Psycho Dad" canceled. But in a blizzard, no one takes ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 525
15.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Shoeway to Heaven
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al and Jefferson decide to cash in on 1970s nostalgia by selling shoes from that period.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 530
16.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
No Pot to Pease In
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When Kelly auditions for a part in a Fox network sitcom she happens to mention some stories about her family which the producer likes better then the original script.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 608
17.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
And Bingo Was Her Game-O
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Peggy gets invited to the Bingo Invitational Final. To their horror, Al and Jefferson hear that the new spokes-model for their official No Ma'am club beer, Girlie Girl Beer, is Yoko Ono. Therefore, No Ma'am must select a new official beer.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 494
18.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Business Sucks
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When Al banishes a nursing mother for breast feeding her baby in the shoe store, Marcy and FANG holds a protest against Gary's Shoe Store in order to have him lift the ban.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 504
19.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Pump Fiction
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When Kelly and Al collaborate and make a short documentary film about shoes for Kelly's acting class in the Larry Storch School of Acting, they win a grant of $10,000 from the National ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 507
20.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Something Larry This Way Comes
(1995)
TV-PG | 23 min | Comedy
Kelly gets a big break while attending the Larry Storch School of Acting when she and Larry Storch are to appear on stage in a part of the show "Phantom of the Opera." But when the shoe ... See full summary »
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 511
21.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Radio Free Trumaine
(1995)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
In this pilot for a proposed new TV series, set on Trumaine University's radio station, W.H.I.P., DJ's Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell host several hours of unconventional and overlooked ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 544
22.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
I Want My Psycho Dad: Part 2
(1994)
TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy
Al and his friends from NO MA'AM who include Griff, Officer Dan, Ike, and Bob Rooney travel to Washington D.C. where thanks to Jefferson's pull, being a former CIA agent, Al and the group ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 531
23.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Dud Bowl
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
After the funeral of a former football teammate at the Bullpen Sports Bar, an old rival, named Jack Franklin, challenges Al and his former team from Polk High into a grudge football match ... See full summary »
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 518
24.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Business Still Sucks
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Al and No MA'AM decides to hold a counter protest in the favor of banning breast feeding from the shoe store.
Director: Gerry Cohen | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 492
25.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
25 Years and What Do You Get?
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
On their 25th wedding anniversary, Peggy goes out with Marcy to a posh health spa where Peggy gets conned out of all her money by a gift shop employee selling cheap beauty items. Meanwhile,... See full summary »
Director: Sam W. Orender | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 484
26.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
A Man for No Seasons
(1994)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
When Major League Baseball goes on a strike, NO MA'AM organizes their own league sponsored by nude bars.
Director: Amanda Bearse | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse, Christina Applegate
Votes: 501
27.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
My Favorite Married...
(1995)
TV-PG | 22 min | Comedy
Cast members talk about some of the best moments in the series.
Director: Bill Brown | Stars: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino
Votes: 408
28.
Married... with Children (1987–1997)
Episode:
Best of Bundy
(1995)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy
George Plimpton hosts a 200th Episode celebration. Includes clips from many episodes spanning from the 1987 inaugural season through the mid-point of season 9.
Director: Bill Brown | Stars: George Plimpton, Pamela Anderson, Brandi Brandt, Steve Carlton
Votes: 398
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