Movies So Bad You Shouldn't Watch Them
Movies watched and now wish PLAY wasn't pressed because they were terrible.
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- DirectorMark PoloniaStarsJeff KirkendallDanielle DonahueDave FifeA scientist creates a toxic cocktail that slowly leaks into the local population, creating flesh-eating zombies - and only one creature of legend can stop the growing hordes of the undead.When a person buys a discounted bigfoot suit at a shop and some Halloween zombie makeup, this is the movie you get. Wish I never saw this.
- DirectorClive TurnerRoger NallStarsJohn RamsdenErnest KesterClive TurnerA small town desert community in southern California, filled with flatulent hillbillies, begins experiencing a number of brutal, werewolf-like slayings, following the arrival of a hillbilly motorcyclist.Bad. Really Bad. More of a home video of people just dancing at a bar. A werewolf makes a cameo.
- DirectorAlexandra LiefStarsBilly ParishAnthony AziziKatie BowersAfter witnessing the murder of his sister, a boy develops a fear of leaving his home.Boring. A guy is scared. He stays home to be more scared.
- DirectorQuentin DupieuxStarsStephen SpinellaRoxane MesquidaWings HauserA homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.Not good at all. A killer tire (No joke) kills people. THE END.
- DirectorJames PlumbStarsSule RimiKathy SaxondaleLee BaneThe deceased have risen with the instinct to feed on the living as a family is trapped during a zombie apocalypse. Wales. Based on George A. Romero's classic "Night of the Living Dead".A poor attempt at carrying on with the classic zombie storyline.
- DirectorMatt MitchellStarsVincent JeromeHuggy LeaverFabrizio SantinoThe whole "zombie thing" has been hyped up so much that everyone thinks it's the end of the world! Of course, where one man sees the dead rising from the grave, another sees opportunity. Q had a plan: drive the robbery getaway van, deliver everyone to the safe house and get paid - a nice, simple, plan. Unfortunately, life is never really that simple, and to top it all off, this is the first time Q has been a getaway driver. He's coping pretty well though, considering; TONY (the guy who is 'in charge' of the job) is a murderous nut case, DANNY was shot and is now bleeding all over the money in the back of the van, the Sat-Nav has a mind of its own, there's a guy in the back living up to his name "CRAZY STEVE", the safe-house already has police at it, and this whole "zombie thing" seems to be quickly becoming more of a "zombie apocalypse thing". Luckily, TONY knows of another Safe House on the coast. Not so luckily, DANNY dies of natural-ish causes and then rises from the grave. Q and the others have to deal with a recently zombie-fied medieval re-enactment group, a football team that seem hell bent on eating their brains and the van running out of fuel. In their search for refuge and some diesel, TONY spots - of all things - a fortified windmill and the group awkwardly team up with a lovely young woman called CASSIE and her insane, but well armed GRANDMA. As TONY descends into deeper and deeper psychosis, he forces a last stand against a zombie horde, dies horribly and takes GRANDMA with him. Not bad for a night's work. Some men are born into shit-storms, some achieve shit-storms, and some have shit-storms thrust upon them. Q is up to his neck in this one and must now take charge of the group in order to save his own skin - not to mention the much more attractive skin of CASSIE. Finally reaching the coast, the new group must figure out a way off this crazy island - lack of sailing know-how and the walking dead notwithstanding. Just when things couldn't get any worse, one of them suffers an accident and lands Q with a dilemma. In the one hand he holds his own life and in the other the lives of the group. Who does he choose?Cockney geezers with guns shooting at zombies.
- DirectorDominic BruntStarsKurtis LoweAndrew DunnAndy AbrahamsThree family members break into a remote country house to recover secret documents, but discover a cult of wealthy adults dressed as babies inside with sexy "nurses" as their caretakers.Old pervy men in nappies/diapers with some killing thrown in.
- DirectorMark NeveldineBrian TaylorStarsJason StathamAmy SmartClifton Collins Jr.Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker which requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.Just a lot of action and stupidity.
It might be fine if you are into action movies. - DirectorJoonas MakkonenStarsEnni OjutkangasJari ManninenOrwi Manny AmehA group of Finnish and British people get stuck at a cabin when they are attacked by a creature that is a half human, half rabbit.Just a dumb gory movie about a pervert monster rabbit that likes to play with himself while killing people.
- DirectorBart MastronardiAlan Rowe KellyStarsCaroline WilliamsDebbie RochonAdrienne KingBased on the classic works of Edgar Allan Poe - a unique spin on three of Poe's popular stories (The Tell Tale Heart, Cask of Amontillado & Dreams). Directors Bart Mastronardi & Alan Rowe Kelly weave together a compelling and suspenseful anthology that will captivate Poe enthusiasts and horror fans alike!Amateurish bad acting, long drawn out scenes for no reason other than to make it movie length, strayed away too much from the original stories. Too modern era.
- DirectorMabrouk El MechriStarsJean-Claude Van DammeValérie BodsonHervé SogneJean-Claude Van Damme gets involved in a bank robbery with hostages situation and reflects about his life during it.One of the dumbest movies ever. Jean-Claude playing himself as a washed up actor. How ironic. How this movie got greenlighted I have no idea. Van Damme doing what he does best...NOTHING.
- DirectorJim MarkovicStarsCarrie ChambersVictor CamposJohn LodicoAllison Kramer suffers recurring nightmares and selective amnesia. She returns to camp to discover the truth, and immediately dark memories come to life before her very eyes.This is the type of movie you get when your film company goes under while making it. Just chopped up scenes spliced together to make a sort of story with what had been filmed. Probably should have just let the film rot in a vault.
- DirectorBobby RoeStarsBrandy SchaeferZack AndrewsBobby RoeFive friends are stalked by a group of mysterious and disturbed individuals while on a road trip looking for the ultimate haunted house attraction.Just another garbage "found footage" horror movie. Not sure why filmmakers continue to think these movies are cool. Stop it already. Who wants to see shaky bad camera work with silly dialogue for over an hour. Watching paint dry seems more exciting than this film.
- DirectorAlex ProyasStarsBrenton ThwaitesNikolaj Coster-WaldauGerard ButlerMortal hero Bek teams with the god Horus in an alliance against Set, the merciless god of darkness, who has usurped Egypt's throne, plunging the once peaceful and prosperous empire into chaos and conflict.Pure overdose of CGI effects on this silly movie. Why are there even actors in this when 99.99% of the movie is gaudy CGI graphics. Glad there wasn't a sequel.
- DirectorRob ZombieStarsSheri Moon ZombieJeff Daniel PhillipsDaniel RoebuckReboot of "The Munsters," that followed a family of monsters who moves from Transylvania to an American suburb.Not even sure what Rob Zombie was thinking by trying to remake this iconic horror family. I guess he wanted to add another movie that sucks to his resume. Total disaster of a remake. Weak attempt at comedy and the basic plot of the story is so overused. 1000+ other movies have the same plot (Family member is a conman and tricks a relative.. Oh wow, Rob. You really worked hard thinking of that one). And then he made his wife play Lily. Remember her? The so-called actress that can only get acting parts if her husband is the director. Stay away from this movie. You have been warned. I thought The Munsters Today was bad. This is even worse.
- DirectorChristopher AbramStarsRobert HarveyLaurie ReavesChristopher AbramIn the woods outside a small Texas town, a group of friends searching for some Halloween fun discover that a local legend is not only real, but deadly.This movie could have been maybe 20 minutes at the most. Stupid dialogue by dumb hick characters and long useless scenes made this movie painful to watch. Some characters have no point being in the movie at all... also have no idea what the point of an unknown animal being in a crate has to do with anything. Dumb. Just plain dumb. Fanglady only makes about 4 brief appearances to suck peoples souls with her really bad CGI effects. Beware of this movie... and Fanglady I guess.
- DirectorMichael CooneyStarsChristopher AllportEileen SeeleyChip HellerThe mutant killer snowman Jack Frost returns to kill more people during Christmas.Not even sure what to say about this disaster of a movie. First thing is "Why was it even made?" The first movie was terrible enough to not have a sequel. This movie is just 100% rubbish. The over-the-top exaggerated acting of each character (No real human acts like that), the silly one-liners used by Jack, the bad special effects, not even sure how a snowman can have guts. If I could give this movie -10 stars, I would.
- DirectorTony MalanowskiStarsSteve SandkuhlerGae SchmittRebecca BachFour friends are stranded on what was once an old civil war battle ground and are haunted by the souls of those who died there.
- DirectorFreddie FrancisStarsHarry NilssonRingo StarrFreddie JonesDue to be crowned King of the Netherworld by his mentor Merlin the Magician (Sir Ringo Starr) at a monster's convention, Count Downe (Harry Nilsson), the son of Count Dracula, falls in love with the beautiful, but human, Amber (Suzanna Leigh) and finds himself in conflict with Baron Frankenstein (Freddie Jones), who is vying for the same honorary title.