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- DirectorMike KimPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter she saves Rupert, Stewie smothers Lois with affection; After his first prostate exam, Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment.
- DirectorSeth KearsleyPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.
- DirectorJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenCleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire.
- DirectorKurt DumasPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways.
- DirectorDan PovenmirePeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life.
- DirectorGreg ColtonJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenDisappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation.
- DirectorMonte YoungPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter receives feminine training at a woman's retreat after his joke about women offends a female co-worker.
- DirectorCyndi TangPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.
- DirectorGreg ColtonJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWith Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.
- DirectorDan PovenmirePete MichelsStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter Chris witnesses a convenience store robbery, the Griffins are put in the witness protection program and relocated to the Deep South.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenThe residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWith the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
- DirectorGreg ColtonJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian and Stewie explore a series of alternate universes.
- DirectorJerry LangfordJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenCBS turns Brian's pilot for a heartwarming drama into a sitcom starring James Woods; Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental head injury.
- DirectorSteve RobertsonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video.
- DirectorSarah FrostPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.
- DirectorZac MoncriefJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter taking her to the prom, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian; The guys join the police force to help Joe.
- 1999– 30mTV-147.6 (2.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorBrian HoganPete MichelsStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenHoliday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.
- DirectorBob JaquesPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter's paranoia about the end of the world makes the family cancel their New Year's Eve '99 plans, but for once, Peter is actually somewhat right.
- DirectorPeter ShinPete MichelsStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new plan.
- DirectorBob BowenPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian dates a blind woman who hates dogs; Peter can't stop falling down the new stairs.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter travelling back in time with Stewie to the events of Death Has a Shadow (1999), Brian unwittingly alters the future for the worse by warning his past self about 9/11.
- DirectorZac MoncriefPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic, where Peter tells them about their family history.
- DirectorBert RingPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment.
- DirectorBrian IlesJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.
- DirectorPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenChris gets seduced by his new homicidal English teacher; Brian becomes a substitute teacher to a class of thugs.
- DirectorBert RingStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Brian shows interest in theatre, Lois convinces him to try out for School of Performing Arts, but during the audition, Brian is dismissed by the judges.
- DirectorJoseph LeeJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois agrees to be a surrogate mother for her friend, but when she unexpectedly dies, Lois and Peter argue over whether to continue with the pregnancy.
- 1999– 22mTV-147.5 (1.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorGreg ColtonPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter resorts to selling Meg to Mort Goldman to pay off his pharmacy tab; Stewie falls in love with his babysitter.
- DirectorDan PovenmirePeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian takes part in "The Bachelorette"; Chris takes advice from his talking pimple.
- DirectorGreg ColtonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie's teleportation device malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas.
- DirectorZac MoncriefJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Meg awakens from a coma, Peter vows to treat her better than before, but doesn't approve of her dating an attractive doctor.
- DirectorMike KimJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter rediscovers his favorite song, "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, and discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
- DirectorSteve RobertsonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Lois forces him to eat healthy food, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods; Meg joins a roller derby team.
- DirectorGlen HillPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter's drastic plastic surgery and liposuction procedures will transform him from a fatherly slob into a beautiful snob, and the family is not sure what to do.
- DirectorPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter and Lois try for a second honeymoon, but things go awry when he poses as Mel Gibson.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter feeling unappreciated by the family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.
- DirectorJerry LangfordJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter and Joe team up to execute Halloween pranks on Quagmire; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating; Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party.
- DirectorGavin DellPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video.
- DirectorGreg ColtonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
- DirectorRob RenzettiPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenA zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petirua.
- DirectorJack DyerPeter ShinRoy Allen SmithStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenEveryone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips as a waitress by telling everyone she's Stewie's teenage mother.
- DirectorCyndi TangPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie and Brian join the army and are sent to Iraq; Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band.
- DirectorJoe VauxDominic BianchiStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie falls for a girl who's just as wicked as him; Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to the next level.
- DirectorMichael Dante DiMartinoPeter ShinRoy Allen SmithStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenDeath pays a visit to the Griffins after Peter fakes his death on an insurance form to avoid paying a hefty hospital bill.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.
- 1999– 22mTV-147.2 (1.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorJames PurdumPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter's father Francis visits and learns Stewie has not been baptized. He and Peter take Stewie without Lois' permission and have him baptized. Learning this, Lois impresses upon Peter that Stewie should have a choice so he starts one.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.
- DirectorSarah FrostPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamour life.
- DirectorDan PovenmirePete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian and Stewie embark on a cross-country journey home; Peter becomes addicted to marriage counselling videos hosted by an adult film star.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumMike KimStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenVladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker.
- DirectorDan PovenmireChris RobertsonJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenDeath grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire.
- DirectorMichael Dante DiMartinoPeter ShinRoy Allen SmithStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter goes into shock after he disables the entire Quahog cable system while giving Meg driving lessons; Stewie plots to rid the world of broccoli.
- DirectorGreg ColtonPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois does Peter's work while he recovers from losing his fingers in an accident; Brian begins dating an unintelligent woman, much to Stewie's delight.
- 1999– 21mTV-147.0 (1.4K)TV EpisodeDirectorBob BowenDominic BianchiStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter creates his own children's TV show, portraying Lois as an annoying nag; Meg shadows Dr. Hartman.
- DirectorRob RenzettiPete MichelsStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.
- DirectorDan PovenmireStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenDriven by his tilted views on Judaism, Peter goes from finding a Jewish accountant to throwing Chris a Bar Mitzvah to make him smart. Meanwhile, a group of angry Catholics are trying to hunt down Peter.
- DirectorSteve RobertsonDominic BianchiStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenJoe reinvigorates his sex life with Bonnie after seeing Lois naked; Stewie receives an electric SUV as a gift and embraces the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistDominic BianchiStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Meg and Ruth get kidnapped in Paris, Brian and Stewie make an attempt to save them.
- DirectorJoe VauxDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois hypnotizes Peter into fulfilling her sexual desires, while Stewie renovates his treehouse in the hope of winning over Brian and Chris.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian.
- DirectorPeter ShinDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.
- DirectorPeter ShinJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenThe Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.
- DirectorJulius WuDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenOn the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Stewie tries to help Chris take over as the man of the house.
- DirectorCyndi TangJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter Francis dies, Peter learns his real father lives in Ireland, so he and Brian set out to find him.
- DirectorSeth KearsleyPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenQuagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.
- DirectorPete MichelsJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian becomes the laughing stock of the family when he begins dating an older woman, but things get worse when she breaks her hip and he has to be her errand-boy.
- DirectorChuck KleinZac MoncriefPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon in the form of the man himself.
- DirectorJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Lois finds out her mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides to adopt the Jewish faith.
- DirectorJohn HolmquistDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenMeg gets a surprising response when she takes Stewie to meet Santa at the mall; Brian tries to help when the experience leaves Stewie scarred.
- DirectorScott WoodPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenA vivacious actress will replace Meg, when a reality show based on the Griffins' home life becomes a ratings sensation in the MTV network.
- DirectorJoseph LeeJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter and Chris are sent to fat camp, where a serial killer targets overweight kids; Stewie is traumatized by the frightening Queen album cover that included a robot.
- DirectorDominic PolcinoJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumJulius WuStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian gets kicked out of the house for posting an offensive tweet that goes viral. And moves into an apartment temporarily.
- DirectorPete MichelsJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenQuagmire's dad undergoes a sex change, and Brian, who was out of town for a seminar, ends up sleeping with him after the sex change.
- DirectorCyndi TangJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenMeg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Peter develops amnesia after hitting his head, he forgets everything and everyone, forcing the family to help regain his memory.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumJoseph LeeStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter falling into a coma, Peter comes face-to-face with God, leading him to ask some of life's tough questions.
- DirectorDan PovenmireJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a yard sale, he and Stewie travel to Aspen to get him back; Meg is forced to be Peter's driver after he loses his license.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumJerry LangfordStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenQuagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumBrian IlesStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland when he becomes friends with a cool paramedic.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumJulius WuStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, so at Peter's suggestion, he lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.
- DirectorGavin DellPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter substitutes Meg's dreary newspaper article on Mayor Adam West with a steamy exposé that tries to out Hollywood actor Luke Perry.
- DirectorPete MichelsJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.
- DirectorJerry LangfordJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie begins taking steroids after being beat up by Susie; Chris starts dating popular girl Connie.
- 1999– 44mTV-147.6 (6.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorDominic PolcinoJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumMike KimStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.
- DirectorJulius WuJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
- DirectorGreg ColtonDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenStewie's new role brings Peter and Lois into show business.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumGreg ColtonStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenPeter adopts the millennial lifestyle, attracting the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
- DirectorKurt DumasPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree, but when the family breaks her out, they're forced to live in Asiantown.
- DirectorJoseph LeeJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumMike KimStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenChaos ensues in Quahog when Stewie's body-swapping machine malfunctions.
- DirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumJoe VauxStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenThe Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary.
- 1999– 21mTV-146.3 (2K)TV EpisodeDirectorDominic BianchiJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenQuagmire and the guys try to save his sister Brenda from her abusive boyfriend.
- DirectorMike KimDominic BianchiJames PurdumStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenAfter the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance.