100 Best Married...With Children Episodes
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- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonOn Labor Day, the gender roles are reversed when Al becomes the loafing one while he forces Peggy to prepare the backyard barbecue for his creation of the famous "Bundy Burgers." But one of the secret ingredients to them are the ashes of Marcy's dead aunt which was stolen by Kelly from the Rhodes house.S4.E1
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.6 (764)TV EpisodeDirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl cannot afford to buy an air conditioner for the hot summer. After an attempt to install an old experimental model, (which results in a neighborhood blackout) Al moves his family into the local supermarket. After a while, they are told by the manager to buy something otherwise they will be sent to the county jail. Al decides to purchase a stick of gum and as he approaches the checkout line, sees Marcy. He decides to cut in front of Marcy and becomes the one millionth customer winning a shopping spree worth $1,000.S5.E21
- 1987–199722mTV-PG8.5 (701)TV EpisodeDirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseThe Bundys and Darcys shop 'til they drop to see who will win $1000 in groceries. Needless to say, Marquis of Queensbury rules will not apply.S5.E22
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl decides to open a shoe emergency hot-line with help from Steve in the form of a $50,000 loan. But typically, Al's get-rich-quick scheme backfires when nobody phones in. When Marcy gives Al a second $50,000 loan to repay the original loan, the Bundys and the Rhoades join together in a downward spiral of failure when Al instead sinks the second $50,000 into his failing shoe hot-line, which results in Steve losing his job at the bank, Marcy getting demoted, and Al ending up being the loser as always.S4.E8
- DirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonThe Bundys' Christmas is rudely interrupted when a parachuting mall Santa crash-lands into their backyard, attracting the neighborhood kids.S2.E13
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonThe Bundy's go out to a fancy restaurant to spend a great windfall, an inheritance check for $237 from a late uncle of Peggy's. But it becomes apparent that the fine dining in public is not a part of the dysfunctional Bundy lifestyle, which makes matters worse when Al forgets to bring his wallet.S3.E11
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl discovers a library book that was due in 1957. He must return it to the library and face up to his worst childhood fear: the librarian.S3.E1
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonThe Bundys' latest money making scam is to host a foreign exchange student in their garage. But the French beauty proves to be so popular that she ends up stealing all of Kelly's boyfriends.S4.E6
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.2 (798)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAfter Kelly gets in trouble at school, the only way she can get out of punishment if she joins the school's tap-dance club.S3.E13
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.3 (805)TV EpisodeDirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonWhile secretly going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peggy fill out an application to a TV game show called "How Do I Love Thee" where the objective is a Bundy natural: surviving physical torture from one's spouse. Al and Peggy appear on the show pretending to be Steve and Marcy and they easily win many prizes. But when Steve and Marcy find out, they appear at the end of the show pretending to be Al and Peggy, and the husband that survives the most torture in an electric chair wins a new car.S2.E20
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.3 (725)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAfter Al returns home from work with a bump on the head, he sees (or thinks he sees) six little green aliens coming down to Earth and stealing his smelly socks to use as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is no one sees them but Al, so everyone think's he's crazy when he tells others that he saw them.S5.E7
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.3 (698)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl is haunted by a tune on the radio he can hum but not name, and he gets no help from Peggy or the D'Arcy's. Al similarly haunts Kelly's new boyfriend, Vinnie Verducci, the son of his fellow lowlife friend, Charlie Verducci, when Al warns Vinnie to only look and not touch, which is not easy for Vinnie.S5.E17
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAfter Kelly's boyfriend dumps her, Al and the family treat her to the movies where each member has a different agenda.S7.E21
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen Al moves a sofa off a neighbor's lawn without a shirt on, he unexpectedly gains a reputation as a "stud" among the neighborhood women. Uplifted, he starts taking showers and wearing elegant clothes, and his performance at work improves dramatically, as does his popularity with the ladies. Needless to say, Peggy is both jealous and unsettled - her husband is acting very unlike-Al.S5.E9
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl becomes the boss of the neighborhood after Kelly starts dating an influential city councilman.S5.E13
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseSteve returns to try and reclaim his estranged wife unaware that she has remarried to a younger man.S6.E17
- 1987–199722mTV-PG8.2 (554)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl's Dodge mysteriously disappears during a family visit to a local car wash while on their way to Wanker county. Meanwhile, Marcy's ex-husband, Steve Rhoades, mysteriously reappears at the car wash to show her his new life while she is trying to get the lazy Jefferson to work there.S9.E17
- 1987–199723mTV-148.2 (769)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl must go to a far-off lingerie outlet store to buy a discontinued brassiere for Peggy.S3.E6
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseNow an aspiring model, Kelly invents a maneuver called "The Bundy Bounce" for her first audition as spokesperson for the new Allente car. But Bud's big mouth gives the idea to another model, so Kelly must take things into her own hands and remove the competition. Meanwhile, Peggy goes on a strike with housework because Al think's she's useless.S5.E6
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearsePeggy goes out dancing with Marcy, and becomes taken with a handsome man-about-town named Andy. At home, however, Al gets confronted by Andy's wife, Pete.S5.E5
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen Al can't pay his bill at the gas station, he is forced to don a uniform, complete with 'Habib' name tag and work at the station. He spends the day being hounded by motorists, as well as Peg and the kids.S6.E23
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantic interested in him is greeted by laughter from everyone. But another student smells the smoke and wants the fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold which prompts Al to keep his distance by going out every night to a Chuck-E-Cheese restaurant for some free pizza by crashing little kids birthdays parties. Can Bud keep two girls or will he suffer from a humiliating Bundy defeat?S6.E21
- DirectorTony SingletaryStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseOn Halloween night, the Grim Reaper (in the form of a dark-haired, pasty-faced Peggy) finally answers Al's inadvertent long cried call for death and won't leave him until one of his family members say that they need him. Meanwhile, Marcy convinces Peggy, Bud, Kelly, and Jefferson to impersonate the Village People at a party she's hosting honoring female spouse murderers.S8.E7
- DirectorRichard CorrellStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl sells his soul to the Devil so he can play for the Bears. However, the Devil takes him to Hell the day of the Super Bowl with a fate worse than death planned: an eternity with the family and the D'Arcys.S11.E21
- DirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl hires Aaron, a recent Polk high school graduate, to work in his shoe store for the summer. Aaron sees Al as a hero and when he announces of his decision to marry, Al takes full advantage by giving the boy the benefit of wisdom not to ever marry and become like him and millions of other long-suffering married men: losers. Meanwhile, while working as the Verminator, Kelly accidentally gets a face-full of bug spray which causes her to start behaving very strangely.S8.E8
- 1987–199722mTV-148.2 (551)TV EpisodeDirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseTo check out their husbands claim of "totally innocent fun," Peggy, Marcy, and their friends accompany their husbands Al, Jefferson, Charlie, Ike, and Bob Rooney to the Jiggly Room strip club. Afraid of the ladies responses, Al and the group take them on a Thursday night where it's A-cup night so the men won't get excited by the small breasted dancers. Everything goes well at first, until the unexpected arrival of a huge breasted stripper named "Rocky Mountains." Meanwhile, Kelly lands a part in a weight loss commercial and must drink various un-drinkable protein shakes.S9.E14
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseJefferson reveals his secret past to Marcy when he tells her that he is a ex-CIA spy in a witness relocation program. Meanwhile, Al gets conflicting emotions when he is offered a $50,000 reward by a certain Walter Traugott, a shady thug who is looking for Jefferson. Elsewhere, Peggy has a toothache from a broken tooth, and Kelly and Bud dress up as bums at the mall to acquire more cash for themselves.S8.E20
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.2 (531)TV EpisodeDirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseDuring the Christmas season, Griff becomes quite fond of a phone sex partner named "Butter," whom Al discovers is really Peg's mother.S10.E14
- DirectorKatherine GreenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseJefferson learns that the Barbie doll he bought for Marcy on her birthday at an auction is worth a small fortune of $50,000. So he asks Al a big favor: sleep next to Marcy for the night while he goes out to exchange dolls. In return, Al gets to keep a prized first edition of the magazine "Big 'Uns" that he bought at the auction with Jefferson's money.S9.E8
- DirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonThere's a new light in the neighborhood when Bud brings home an attractive, free spirited, 21-year-old artist named Tiffany on her way to art school in New York and everyone likes her, except Marcy for Tiffany steals the attentions of Steve as well.S2.E12
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonThe Bundys spend a day at the beach.S3.E21
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.1 (710)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonA toothache forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a divorced man who devotes as much of his time to his work as he does to his young female dental assistant. At the same time, Al pressures Peggy to cook him just one square meal.S4.E4
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.1 (686)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl is all excited when he's asked to speak at his high school reunion dance at Polk High. At the dance, while Al rambles on and on about the unhappily married man, Peggy finds herself being wooed by a teacher, Kelly trying to please two dates, and Bud plotting revenge against his date, Heather McCoy, who humiliated him years earlier by running his underwear up a flagpole.S4.E18
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseThe Bundys decide to go for a drive--on Labor Day. They spend the better part of the holiday sitting in traffic, arguing with one another, and picking fights with neighboring motorists.S5.E1
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.1 (669)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen a second floor aerobics studio, full of terribly overweight women, collapses into the shoe store, Al is laid off while the store is being repaired. Al then gets a night job as a security guard at his old high school, Polk High. This prompts his former high school rival, Spare Tire Dixon, to steal his prized trophy which leads to a brutal showdown.S5.E16
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl decides to grow a vegetable garden, but soon faces off against an all-out war with a rabbit who steals his carrots and other vegetables.S5.E8
- 1987–199723mTV-148.0 (658)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseIt's Al and Peggy's 20th wedding anniversary, but Peggy only wants one thing from Al....S-E-X. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud win the "My Dinner With Anthrax" contest which means a house party for the thrash metal band. But there will be no party unless they can get rid of mom and dad first. The answer? Tricking them into taking a Florida vacation that turns out to be a time share sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone. Back home, the house party gets dull with no food in the house and 10 feet of snow outside.S6.E18
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAfter a drinking binge at a bankers party, Marcy discovers herself to be married to a mysterious hunk named Jefferson D'Arcy, whom Al unearths as a gigolo and con artist. To make Marcy feel better about this unexpected change in her life, Peggy decides to throw a formal wedding ceremony for Marcy and Jefferson in the Bundy's back yard, a ceremony in which nothing goes as planned.S5.E12
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen Kelly auditions for a part in a Fox network sitcom she happens to mention some stories about her family which the producer likes better then the original script.S9.E9
- DirectorTony SingletaryStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen Al and his friends get fed up with the women taking over their Giggly Room and their bowling night, thanks to both Jerry Springer and Marcy D'Arcy, they form a secret organization called No MA'AM and hold Springer hostage in his own show in an audience filled with men donning the No MA'AM shirts. They intend to perform television's first sexorcism, which includes them forcing him in watching hours of pro-wrestling. They'll also force him to wear a stinky, yellow undershirt and a pair of boxers with the words "It's All Me" until the women who took over their Giggly Room and their bowling night comply to their demands.S8.E9
- DirectorTony SingletaryStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseKelly is back as the Verminator, Bud is off to the frat house, and a run of good fortune convinces Al that the Bundy curse, dictating that every silver lining hides a thundercloud, is about to strike him down.S8.E4
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud's intense studying for a scholarship exam makes him periodically nod off and fantasize about making out with beautiful women. So, is a passionate encounter between him and Marcy's visiting, sexually aggressive, 19-year-old niece, Amber, a dream or real?S9.E4
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl wants to beat rival shoe-shop owner Babcock in something and puts his faith in Bud, who's in the same entrepreneurial-studies class at Trumaine as Babcock's son Little Floyd. Each boy must come up with a product and a marketing campaign for it Al sees that he'll get his revenge if Bud's project gets a better grade than Little Floyd's. When Kelly brings home a sexy-guys calendar, Bud decides to make a Girls of Trumaine calendar. All goes well, especially with stunning cover girl Crystal Clark--until, sounding very troubled, she has second thoughts about appearing in the calendar. Meanwhile, Peg is on the road searching for her dad to save her parents' marriage.S10.E17
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl has to renew his driver's license and is upset to learn that Bud will be his Examiner.S9.E2
- DirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud sends poor Kelly on a wild goose chase to find 'Waldo' so that he can have run of the house making out with a wayward blonde. Meanwhile, with nearly 1,000,000 miles on the family jalopy's clock, Al gets an incredible offer from the Dodge company for a brand-new Viper.S8.E18
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl shows his new temp Dexter around the shoe store, while Bud and Kelly queues outside for a rock concert, and Peggy, aiming to win a trip to Tahiti, tries to get Al to make a fool of himself over the radio.S8.E21
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.1 (514)TV EpisodeDirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhen the Bundy TV set blows its condenser, Al decides to try out for a place on a new sports trivia game show, hoping to win $10,000 for a new TV set as the first prize. But when he is denied because of his lack of personality, Al tries to transfer his knowledge of sports to Kelly to win the show for him. But for each fact that she takes in, another falls out.S8.E26
- DirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud has invited not-too-bright student Ariel to play the "Strip Study" game, to prepare for upcoming exams he has to pass in order to graduate. Despite years of not ending up getting some, Bud gets lucky but falls asleep and realizes that in order to be able to concentrate on studying, he has to give up everything that reminds him of sex. This proves to be quite difficult. In order to find a place where nothing turns him on, Bud goes to the library. Surely he can forget about sex there?S10.E24
- 1987–199723mTV-148.1 (503)TV EpisodeDirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseMarcy will not let Jefferson back in the house until he finds a job, so he hangs around at the Bundys. Bud gets Kelly a part in a Romantic Roast coffee commercial and when Kelly's co-star fails to perform up to expectations, Bud gets Jefferson the part. Jefferson's character Lance wins him legions of female fans which upsets Marcy but also ensures that two more commercials will be made with Kelly and Jefferson. But how will Al react when the script demands that Kelly and Jefferson kiss?S10.E25
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl is planning a get-together for the guys and they'll be watching wrestling from cable. Al wants Peg to help, but she declines. Then Peg has an accident where she hits her head and gets amnesia. Kelly, Bud, and Al are then amazed to see Peg cooking, cleaning, and doing other housework. They decide to milk the situation for all it's worth.S11.E10
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.0 (825)TV EpisodeDirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonWhile Steve is out of town for the week on business, Marcy starts having dreams involving a romance-minded Al which turns her dreams into nightmares, and turns off her sexual urges, prompting her to look into the source of her nightmares, while a clueless Steve asks Al for advice on Marcy's sudden lack of sexual needs.S1.E11
- DirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonVictory seems assured when Steve agrees to join the Bundys for a family team bowling match against Peggy's arch rival from high school, Mimi, and her obnoxious family. But Bud reveals that he doesn't know how to bowl because he has squandered his bowling lesson money, prompting Steve to coach Bud on the pointers of bowling.S2.E9
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonSteve, Marcy, and the Bundys head out to Steve and Marcy's cabin in the woods, but the merriment is halted by Kelly's PMS. The men leave for a bit to go out fishing, and return to all three women menstruating and hostile. When a bear attacks the car, Al hilariously attempts to stop him.S3.E4
- 1987–19971hTV-PG8.0 (730)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl has finally saved up a lot of cash to buy his family a ton of presents they want this year. Unfortunately, a mob of late customers in the shoe store prevents him from getting to the bank and retrieving the money he needs.S4.E11
- 1987–19971hTV-PG8.4 (744)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonHis guardian angel decides pay Al a visit and shows him what life is like without him born. The Jablonskys are a perfect family and The Rhoades are more like the Bundys except without Al.S4.E12
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonSteve returns home having grown a beard from a week-long rafting trip. He and Marcy get into a huge argument over his reluctance to shave it off, leading him to move in with the Bundys.S2.E10
- 1987–199723mTV-148.0 (731)TV EpisodeDirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl, under the impression that you don't have to pay for anything you didn't order, takes Peggy and Bud on a wild spending spree, and goes with Peggy to a fancy hotel for a weekend getaway when the mailman accidentally leaves a new credit card addressed to Buck the dog.S2.E16
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.9 (730)TV EpisodeDirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl's attempts to get rid of a rodent in the Bundy house end badly.S2.E15
- 1987–199723mTV-148.0 (705)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonIn the infamous 'lost episode,' Al and Peg learn they have been video taped getting intimate at a sleazy motel. The same thing has also happened to Steve and Marcy. They decide to take the matter to court.S3.E10
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl and Kelly feign illness to avoid going to Wanker County with Peg and Bud. Al looks forward to his quiet and peaceful weekend, until Kelly gets sick.S5.E2
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.0 (656)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonWhen a serial peeper is on the loose, Al makes the ultimate sacrifice to alleviate Peggy's despair about being the only one not fall victim. Bud must tutor Kelly so she can pass to the next grade, unfortunately in order to make room, new information pushes out old basic knowledge.S3.E22
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.0 (630)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud needs money for a class trip to Washington, D.C., but Al hands it over to Kelly, who is auditioning for the Miss Weenie Tot spokesperson. When she wins the role, Al gets a year's supply of his favorite mock-food: Weenie Tots. But since uncooked Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact with the air, Peggy manages to spoil every single box while searching for a lottery ticket. When Al discovers that he's not eligible for the lottery money since Kelly is now an employee of the Weenie Tot Company, he asks Marcy and Jefferson to accept the money for him.S5.E18
- DirectorTony SingletaryStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl tries to ditch Peggy on her birthday until she catches him in the act and tags along with the family.S4.E19
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAfter Al's bachelor uncle dies, he leaves $500,000 to the first of his relatives to produce a newborn baby named after him. Al overcomes his usual aversion to sex with Peg. Unknown to him, she is secretly staying on the pill, to keep Al wanting sex with her, and having decided that no amount of money is worth going through pregnancy a third time.S5.E11
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseIt's Bud's 18th birthday, but everyone still treats him like a little boy. Does he stay at home for his birthday party with a pony and a clown or does Al have something else in mind for his "adult" son?S6.E16
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAn invitation to join the high intelligence Alpha club, is issued to Kelly and not Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's Workbench 5000" that has some assembly required. This challenge requires the combined skills of Al and Jefferson while Peggy and Marcy watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the number of times the men injure themselves.S6.E20
- 1987–199723mTV-PG8.0 (538)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseA borderline war between the neighbors over the rights to a fruit tree, with a lesson to be learned somewhere, if only they would stop fighting.S8.E16
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud's community service assignment for college is the one he is least suited for: consulting virgins on the brink of temptation, while he has to wrestle with temptation himself when he has to go to one's house to talk her out of it. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy go to the video store to find a movie they both can watch together.S9.E7
- 1987–199722mTV-PG7.9 (527)TV EpisodeDirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl rushes to finish fixing the basement step before his favorite movie, "Hondo," comes on TV. But, in an attempt to get some new batteries for his flashlight, he finds himself locked inside the store. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly attempt to celebrate Buck's birthday, much to Buck's dismay.S8.E24
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseMarcy wants the Bundys to stay indoors because her "identical" cousin Mandy is coming for a visit and Marcy does not want her to be repulsed by them. Mandy's flight, however, is early and she takes a cab. Since the D'Arcys are at the airport waiting for her, she comes to the Bundys. This leads to Mandy spending the day out with Al and Jefferson. Suddenly Peg and Marcy find themselves jealous.S11.E20
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearsePeg wins a cruise but decides to take Al and the Darcys along with her, leaving the kids at home with Wolfman Jack, but as always, misfortune follows.S9.E19
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseThe Bundys ocean cruise takes a turn for the worse when their ship sinks and they are stranded on a life raft in the middle of the ocean with the D'Arcys, a fat woman, and comedian Gilbert Gottfried. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud endure the media circus that comes to their house asking about their missing parents.S9.E20
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseWhile Griff faces the death penalty due to a NO MA'AM prank, Al plans to get married to an old flame.S10.E27
- DirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonPeggy forces Al to sacrifice a basketball game and spend a torturous evening in conversation with new neighbors, idealistic newlyweds Steve and Marcy Rhoades.S1.E1
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.9 (737)TV EpisodeDirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl gets heated up over the large phone bill and refuses to pay it, which results in the disconnection of the Bundy phone line, making him the target of hostility from Peggy, the kids and the Rhoades who now take the Bundys phone calls on their phone, especially the ones from Peggy's mother. To make matters worse, there's a streetlight that is also bothering Al which is keeping him awake every night.S2.E7
- DirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonThe Bundy's stay at the shoe store after their house is tented for termites. A grounded Kelly plots to escape and go to a rock concert.S2.E18
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.8 (700)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl finally convinces Peggy to contribute to the household income but feels emasculated when Peggy starts bringing home huge "commish" checks from her cosmetics sales job, earning more money than Al, himself. Even Al's new part-time job as a crew member at Burger Trek can't put him back in the lead as family breadwinner. Things go from bad to worse when Al finds the book containing the names of Peggy's customers.S3.E14
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonMarcy regrets denting Steve's new car when he claims that she's made him impotent.S2.E19
- DirectorLinda DayStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonWhen Al challenges the selfish and ungrateful family members to earn a dollar of their own, Peggy tries scamming money from others because of her loath for working. Meanwhile, Bud appoints himself as Kelly's agent a lands her a job as a 'rock video slut'.S4.E15
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.9 (681)TV EpisodeDirectorJames Eric HornbeckStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAfter the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down rather than tolerate a visit to a stylist or a salon... staffed by women. When Al backs down and goes to a salon, he gets a really bad hairstyle that makes him look like a woman.S3.E9
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.9 (669)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAfter asking the Bundys to watch their house for the day, Marcy and Steve return to find a big hole where their house once stood. It seems that Peggy had earlier that day mistakenly told a wrecking crew looking to demolish Steve's Road House and she directed them to Steve 'Rhoades' house instead. So the Rhoades are forced to spend the night at the Bundy house. Meanwhile, Kelly throws a slumber party for four of her girlfriends, but Bud ends up disrupting it and turns it into a "cat-fight" riot.S3.E16
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.9 (645)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonWhen a Playboy playmate walks into Al's shoe store, he's eager to get home and look up her October 1987 issue. But Al is a broken man when he finds out that Peggy has sold his entire Playboy collection to get money to buy a good luck charm to win the lottery. The ghost of Al's father later appears and convinces him to get some self-respect.S4.E7
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonAl desperately tries to fix the house's leaking roof during the weekend of a long rainstorm. But each time Al falls off the roof, it makes Peggy and the kids wonder if he's too stupid or too cheap to call a roofer to do the job. Meanwhile, Steve lands another job at a pet store in which Marcy suffers side affects after getting bitten by a venomous guinea pig.S4.E13
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonWhen the Dodge finally gives its death rattle, Al digs up his secret car-fund shoe box and trades the Dodge for a ride to the local dealership. When Bud opens the shoe box, he finds not $5,000, but a mere $800... and a red hair. Al spends the rest of the episode trying to buy something that goes "vroom!"S4.E9
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalDavid GarrisonKelly chooses to be a weather girl rather than go to school which makes the Bundy's happy since she'll be making more money than Al.S4.E21
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.8 (616)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl finally gets cable TV installed in the Bundy household, but he cannot find anything good to watch. All that changes when Kelly, gibed out of an appearance on a public access TV by her modeling school teacher, gets her own talk show on the air with just $35 from her girlfriends. "Vital Social Issues N' Stuff With Kelly," features an all girl band and some of her friends discussing subjects such as "mens butts" and "the slut of the week."S6.E9
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.7 (591)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl, Kelly, and Bud travel to Hollywood after Kelly's talk show becomes a hit with the TV networks in which Al tries to get into show business with his lame TV show ideas, Bud tries to score with some of the actresses, and Kelly is happy to be a star.S6.E10
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearsePeg takes an interior design course and her first assignment is to redecorate one room in her house. Unfortunately for Al, she chooses his spare bathroom.S5.E15
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.9 (593)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearsePeggy sends Bud and Kelly to spy on Al at the shoe store for the day to confirm her suspicion that Al's recent giddiness is the work of an extramarital affair rather than Al's claim that he's only been flirting with a "shoe groupie" at the shoe store.S6.E12
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.9 (582)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseKelly earns a quick $1,000 at hustling pool to buy a gown for the local Miss Cheese competition, and a suspicious Al is out for blood, mistakenly thinking that Kelly is into prostitution. Al is then out of blood when he sells his to get Kelly and manager Jefferson the money for a major pool game bet.S6.E4
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.8 (589)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAs Grandmaster B, Bud does his coolest best while all over a girl who takes him out to non-traditional Bundy things such as rafting and sky diving. Meanwhile, Al and Peggy invite Marcy and Jefferson over to play a new board game called "Ethical Dilemma."S6.E14
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseThe Bundys are going to a family wedding for Al's cousin. But Peggy can't decide what to wear, so while she dresses (and redresses) Al waits and daydreams. Meanwhile, Kelly color coordinates with two fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight black leather is always best, and Bud gets to know the young bride to be much better than he should!S7.E13
- 1987–199723mTV-147.9 (552)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseBud's cousin gets divorced after finding out that his wife did the deed with Bud just before their wedding. Or rather, he doesn't exactly know it was Bud, but he's determined to find out. As Bud waits for the hammer fist to fall he turns to Al, of all people, to discuss the morality of his actions.S7.E25
- DirectorAmanda BearseStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAfter one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a new TV dating game show called "You Can't Miss" for the less experienced, but not quite with the expected results. Meanwhile, the low IQ Kelly believes that there's a conspiracy to keep her from knowing what day it is.S7.E17
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseA rich hot babe from Al's past thinks Al is a disgusting pig. But she likes that in a man. So she offers to buy Al for half a million dollars.S7.E26
- DirectorSam W. OrenderStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl is injured playing football with his friends, and ends up in the hospital needing surgery. Due to a mix-up at the hospital, however, Al ends up receiving a circumcision.S8.E12
- 1987–199722mTV-PG7.9 (538)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl buys a satellite dish from a discount store and he and Jefferson insist on installing it themselves. Bud is turned down for a loan at every bank in Chicago and borrows money from Vito, a mobster. He uses the money to finance an exercise video staring Kelly and a Latino hunk named Rafael. But, Kelly and Rafael get into a fight over who will star in the video, prompting them to storm off to their dressing rooms. Meanwhile, Bud learns that Vito is dangerous and needs the video completed on time.S10.E15
- 1987–199723mTV-PG7.7 (517)TV EpisodeDirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseVito's hatchet man, Gino, tells Bud that he has until 5:00pm to finish the exercise video or he will be sleeping with the fishes. Kelly and Rafael's continuing arguments over which one of them will star in the video has Bud sweating. But things take an unexpected turn when Bud unwittingly videotapes Gino talking to another mob associate incriminating evidence against Vito. Meanwhile, Peggy, Marcy, and their friends think that their husbands are totally useless as they count the number of times they fall off the roof trying to install the satellite dish. But Al, Jefferson, Griff, Officer Dan, Ike, and Bob Rooney have completed the dish and set up a comfortable safe haven for them on the roof.S10.E16
- DirectorTony SingletaryStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseAl bribes Kelly and Bud into posing as him and Jefferson to accompany Peg and Marcy at The Jeffersons Moving On Up Tour live, while they go to a newly opened sports bar.S8.E10
- DirectorGerry CohenStarsEd O'NeillKatey SagalAmanda BearseMarcy organizes a "Toys for guns" campaign to get kids something else to play with than toy guns. Kelly has a post-graduation five-year reunion and is shocked to learn that the nerd she once stood up has become handsome and rich.S10.E8