The Phil Silvers Show - a.k.a Sgt Bilko.
One of the funniest American sitcoms in television history and vastly superior to the irritating Lucille Ball! The on-screen camaraderie between Phil Silvers and Paul Ford, was as natural as could be. Silvers made the title role his own!
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- CreatorNat HikenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordMaster Sergeant Bilko, regularly helped by the soldiers at Fort Baxter's motor pool, spends little time performing his duties by constantly trying to obtain money through various get-rich-quick scams and promotions.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordSgt Bilko is still reeling from his losses at poker. He hears a member from his training squad was similarly fleeced by the base card sharks. Bilko cooks a scheme to win back all their losses by taking advantage of peoples natural curiosity when he rents an empty store in a nearby town
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordSgt. Bilko's attempt to win soldier of the month becomes complicated when he inherits problem child Parker into his platoon. Sgt. Bilko begins a complicated scheme to bring Parker around and avoid any trouble. Unfortunately his scheme proves too successful and the final outcome is not what anyone expected.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordA tough lieutenant gives Bilko and his platoon a hard time. When the lieutenant is transferred, Bilko decides to have someone from his own platoon promoted to officer status. Who better than mild-mannered Dino Paparelli?
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordColonel Hall announces he is cracking down on the rampant gambling on the base. To keep the men occupied the colonel decides a series of fine art lectures will be delivered. Initially devastated Sgt Bilko soon realizes there is a gambling angle that can be exploited during the lectures
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordWhen Bilko's pal Greg Chickering is cheated out of his inheritance by his devious relatives, Bilko cooks up a scheme involving a parrot, a treasure map and a whole host of nefarious characters, to help Pvt.Chickering regain his fortune.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordSgt Bilko is granted a 10 day leave. He is excited when he realizes the 10 year reunion of his old squad from WW2 is coming up and he needs to go in style.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko gets a hot tip for a horse race in New York. He is broke and concerned he doesn't have enough money to take advantage of the situation. But as always he has a plan.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is sent a box or artifacts from his Aunt which suggests that one of his ancestors had a proud military past. But did he?
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordThere's a contest for the best original American recipe & a $50,000 prize. Bilko uses a French chef's secret casserole recipe and enters it in the contest. But the so-called secret recipe was actually in the Army cookbook all along.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordA committee formed to investigate waste in the Army chooses Bilko's command to begin their inspection. Rather than see it as a problem, Bilko thinks he can convince the committee rather than cut costs, soldiers need a raise.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordA special services officer arrives at the base and begins a program of offering fine arts, dance and painting instruction. Bilko becomes enraged when the officer, Lieutenant Parker bans the playing of poker. Sgt Bilko has trouble getting rid of Parker until the commander of the camp finds his own card playing activates curtailed
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordCol. Hall orders a ban on gambling at Fort Baxter. Bilko arranges that the Col. attends. When Bilko learns that the Col.'s comrades see him as an object of ridicule he steps in to make them see the Col. in a different light.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordA little girl, befriended by Bilko while he was stationed in France during World War II, pays a visit to Ft. Baxter - only she's not little, anymore.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordWhen the Motor Pool at Fort Baxter is chosen as the location to shoot an army training film about the care and maintenance of the humble spark plug, Sgt.Bilko cooks up a scheme to shoot his own film.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko finds out the wife of one of his platoon privates has arrived in town unexpectedly. To help him out Bilko attempts to forge paperwork to allow him to spend more time with his wife.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordErnie and Joan decide it's a good idea to take a break from each other. They head off to New York hoping to rekindle old friendships and romances. But all does not run smoothly.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordJoan Hogan leaves Fort Baxter on furlough. Upset at the 'brush-off' she gets from Ernie she decides to teach him a lesson. A picture of her and playboy socialite Randy Vandermeer appears in the national papers & Bilko is distraught.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko discovers one of his platoon is an expert on birds. He signs Pvt. Honnegan up for 'The $64,000 Question' TV show. Honnegan is a smash hit on his specialized subject of birds, until he is struck by an unexpected case of amnesia.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is inducted into the Cherokee Indian tribe & discovers a document that indicates that Oklahoma belongs to the Indians. Using his skills and his new-found Indian heritage he sets out once again to make his fortune.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko hears a recording made by a mystery singer & sets out to find out who the voice belongs to. Doberman is the mystery singer & Bilko sets up an audition at a record company. Is Duane about to become the nation's next big thing?
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko forgets to send Joan a Valentine's gift. Her army stint is up and Joan decides not to re-enlist and she heads home to her mother. Bilko is heartbroken and using all his cunning and guile he sets out to win back Joan's affections.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordThe doctor orders Col. Hall to take a vacation. He also recommends that the Col. give Bilko and his platoon a furlough. Bilko makes a deal with Dimmeldorf's Lodge and suckers both the platoon and Col. & Mrs.Hall into vacationing there too.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordCowboy Montana Morgan makes friends with Doberman. Duane sends the picture of to CBS & the network ask for a meeting. They want Doberman for a new TV series. Bilko shoots a Western TV pilot with Duane Doberman as his leading man.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is sent to Yucca Flats to work on a nuclear test program. Ritzik is magnetized by one of the scientists machines. They skip the base and head for Las Vegas where Rupert is keen to demonstrate out his 'attractive' gambling skills.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko has been using Fort Baxter's carrier pigeons as racing birds. The Pentagon orders that the birds are no longer to be used to send messages & Bilko tries to make money by selling the birds. Has his fortune finally come home to roost?
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordThe fates have aligned and it's the one day in his life when nothing can go wrong for Sgt.Bilko - but will the Old Sarge realize in time and get the chance to place that one big bet?
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko invests $300 in a run-down hotel. Chester Hilton is voted president of the hotel and Bilko calls it The Grove City Hilton, hoping that the Hilton group will want to buy out his hotel in order to keep the good name of their business.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordPvt. Jenkins dumps his hooch in the engine of a jeep. When he gets some of the mix on his face he looks younger. Bilko asks the beauty industry to buy the miracle cream. All looks good until they discover it has some unusual ingredients.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordHollywood star Monica Malamar is ordered to clean up her image & embarks on a romance with Bilko. When he reaches Hollywood he plays the shy, country boy but it's not long before he's up to his scheming tricks.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckMaurice GosfieldBilko invests money in a broken down coach and plans to fix it up and set up a coach travel service for GI's. When the railroad offers a cheaper deal, The Bilko Bus Company decides to offer deluxe tours of California.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko establishes the only legal gambling casino in California. Everything is going fine, until a group of mobsters muscle their way in.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko unveils plans to open his own Chinese restaurant. Noticing the huge quantities of Chinese ingredients being ordered by Sgt.Ritzik the Pentagon decide to send Bilko and his platoon to the island of Macoochi.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckMaurice GosfieldWhen Bilko gets his hands on a surplus of burlap sacking he spots a money-making opportunity when he thinks he can talk the Pentagon into making the new-issue army uniforms from burlap.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordWhen Bilko, Henshaw and Rocco visit Mrs.Doberman's house they cross paths with some of Mrs.Doberman's house-guests - a party of fishermen who just happen to be a gang of bank robbers in hiding.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko needs $500 to open a pool room. He hears the Ritziks have been visiting medium Madame Zaboda for advice & spots the chance to make money. When he finds out that Emma & Rupert are being conned he sets out to take down Madame Zaboda.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordPvt.Lindsay Crosby arrives at Camp Fremont and Bilko learns that he's the son of Bing Crosby. Bilko begins to imagine what life would be like if he, rather than Bing, was head of the Crosby clan.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckMaurice GosfieldEmma Ritzik persuades Rupert to leave the army and get away from Bilko. Rupert buys a diner and when Bilko pays a visit he realizes that Ritzik has been duped into buying the run-down diner and sets out to get him his money back.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is sent to Detroit to collect some trucks.He persuades the president of the factory to buy his latest scam -a Basic Training Kit designed to allow GI's to train at home thus saving the government millions of dollars.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is sent to San Francisco & the Col. asks the Chaplain to accompany him. The Chaplain takes Bilko to see his pet project - a center for military kids. Bilko realizes that the Chaplain has been duped by a crooked real estate dealer.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko thinks the Army plans to expand Fort Baxter and buys the adjacent swampland with the Platoon Welfare Fund. The Army really plans to downsize the camp and Bilko tries to sell the newly-named Bilko Acres until he finds oil on the land.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko's plan to volunteer for a special duty that would provide him with his own personal jeep is in jeopardy, when a new sergeant also volunteers. Bilko then schemes to take the other sergeant down, but he may have met his match.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko comes under pressure when the other sergeants complain about his activity on the base. Hall carpets Bilko and the resulting fall out sees Bilko crowned as the oldest private in the army.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko uses the platoon fund to buy ailing racehorse, 'Bell Boy.' Smuggling the horse into Fort Baxter, Bilko dreams of making a fortune at the races when the horse is well.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko agrees to be the best man at the wedding of one of his men; but the wedding is on hold since the sergeant has been ordered to lead a platoon of recruits in a war game pitting the Army against the National Guard.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko, Doberman, Zimmerman, and Paparelli are on a 3-day pass for some wild fun in Tijuana. A gang of bandits robs them of their money and something even more valuable - their uniforms and identification papers.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordWhen Bilko hears that his friend Sgt.Bensonhurst has not been invited to his own son's wedding, Ernie sets out to convince the Wingate family that Sgt.Bensonhurst is much more than just a humble sergeant in the US Army.
- 1955–195930mTV-G8.0 (43)TV EpisodeDirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko hears Paparelli singing a song and is convinced he's found a new song for the motor pool. He enters the platoon into an army song contest. But it soon becomes clear that Paparelli's song might not be a new find after all.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordPvt.Perkins is assigned to Bilko's platoon and Bilko becomes a father-figure to him. Perkins is a practical joker his antics upset the whole platoon. Bilko turns the tables on Perkins and puts his own elaborate practical joke into action.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordCol. Hall installs CCTV at Camp Fremont. When he spends the weekend at Lake Tahoe, Bilko brings in a lookalike and has all the cameras removed. The Col. comes home early and finds what Bilko has been up to.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordDoberman's pen pal is getting married & Duane is heartbroken. Bilko treats him to a night on the town to but Duane spends the money on a poodle instead. When the dog's pedigree papers arrive & Bilko enters her into the annual dog show.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is convinced that Colonel Hall is trying to get him kicked out of the army When he learns that he's been scheduled for a physical immediately after Hall granted his request to sit out a 20-mile training hike.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko, Henshaw, and Barbella visit New York to see My Fair Lady on Broadway. Ernie acts out the play in real life as he schemes to make a recent immigrant more desirable so Rocco's brother will want to marry her.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordSgt. Bilko must come up with a new ailment to avoid annual maneuvers, and this year it's Wilkinson's Disease. However, Colonel Hall has a trick up his sleeve that may break Bilko's perfect non-attendance record.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordDoberman receives $500.00 but loses it at poker when he meets three strangers from his hometown in a café.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordSgt Bilko realizes a singing competition could be the platoon's way to warmth when their furnace breaks down in the middle of winter. If they make the finals they get a free trip to Miami. Although it goes against his instincts he decides to take advantage of a betting opportunity that requires him to bet the entire platoon's money against themselves. As simple as the scheme looks, not everything ends as expected
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko learns that a movie is to be made about him - but just who will play him?
- 1955–195930mTV-G8.3 (40)TV EpisodeDirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordA journalist comes to Roseville hoping to expose security leaks in the army. Bilko sees money to be made and scams him by showing him hundreds of supposed 'top-secret' documents.
- 1955–1959TV-G8.3 (53)TV EpisodeDirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordMike McCluskey is assigned to Bilko's platoon. Bilko tries to get McCluskey's face on the new Army recruiting poster, but Doberman unwittingly winds up being picked as the best-looking soldier on the camp.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordCompany B constantly loses all bets against rival Company A, but upon the arrival of Ed 'The Stomach' Honnegan, they sense their chance to win an Eating Contest. The only problem they encounter is that The Stomach has lost his appetite.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordColonel Hall is attempting to set a new Army record for inducting new recruits. Unfortunately he also inducts a chimpanzee then has to convene a court martial to discharge Private Harry Speakup.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordTo get the Colonel off the base Ernie talks him into entering an army golfing tournament. The only problem is that the Colonel is a terrible golfer. Bilko enlists the help of champion golfer Sam Snead - with some surprising results.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordColonel Hall inherits $5000 & needs to keep it out of Bilko's clutches. He sends the money to the bank. Bilko sends Rocco and Henshaw, dressed as MP's, to pick up the money and is soon flashing the Colonel's cash around town.
- 1955–195930mTV-G7.9 (27)TV EpisodeDirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordDuring a heat wave, Sergeant Bilko schemes to be sent to a ski lodge in the Rockies for a rest cure. To do so, he first has to convince Colonel Hall that he needs to take his wife on a second honeymoon.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversPaul FordBernard FeinCol. Hall is furious when he's passed over for promotion. Bilko decides to give the Col.'s promotion chances a boost by getting him into the President's golfing foursome and it's not long before John Hall is mixing it with the President.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversPaul FordHarvey LembeckBilko's old army pal Red Thompson, whose life Bilko saved during the war, launches a search for Ernie. Red wants to thank Ernie for saving his life by offering him a share in his diamond mine.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordHenshaw sets up Gamblers Anonymous at Camp Fremont. With no GI's left to bilk Ernie targets the WACs. When he sneaks into the WAC's quarters to pick up his loot their barracks are put into quarantine due to an outbreak of measles.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckAllan MelvinAs the company boxing match draws near, Bilko tries to turn the lack of a competitive boxer in his platoon into an advantage. Unfortunately for Sgt Bilko others are scheming to also gain advantage from the situation.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko accidentally hypnotizes Doberman into thinking he is in love with the Colonel's wife.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordA new recruit writes a play, which gives Bilko ideas on how to make a huge profit on Broadway.
- 1955–195930mTV-G8.2 (42)TV EpisodeDirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckMaurice GosfieldEd Sullivan puts an Army talent spot on his TV show. Chaos ensues when Bilko is convinced he's been chosen to star in a big production number on the show. It's not long before Bilko has all of the production team ganging up on Ed Sullivan.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordElvin Pelvin is drafted into the army & the brass decide to send him to a quiet, backwater army base. They choose Fort Baxter and Bilko spots the chance to make some serious money when he is offered $10,000 for a new Elvin Pelvin recording.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordThe cast meet in Lindy's restaurant to watch scenes edited out of previous shows. Nat Hiken felt these outtakes were too good to end up on the cutting room floor and compiled them into what is possibly television's first 'clip show'.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko opens a showroom selling sports cars of his own design made from Army jeep parts.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversPaul FordHarvey LembeckBilko thinks he can make a small fortune if he can open a new bar and grill but, as usual, he's strapped for cash. When he learns that one of his new recruits is heir to a fortune, he tries to convince the young man to invest in his latest money-making scheme.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversJimmy LittleHarry ClarkBilko needs a new bankroll for tomorrow night's poker game, so he looks to his new recruits for quick cash.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordThe WAC's of Fort Baxter are unhappy about the time their men are gambling with Bilko. The girls fight back by transferring away from Fort Baxter.Within weeks there are no WAC's on the post. Ernie must find a way to save the day.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordRitzik wins $1,700, and Mrs. Ritzik asks Col. Hall to lock him in the guardhouse to keep him away from Bilko. Keen to get his hands on the money, Bilko tries everything to get himself locked up.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko sets up a mink farm at Fort Baxter. All he has to do is get the mink to breed. When all attempts fail he enlists Doberman's help. Duane imitates the symptoms displayed by the mink to a doctor and Bilko soon realizes he's been conned.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordA Hollywood producer is planning to make a war film, but needs someone who served at the battle of Kabuchi to be a technical advisor. The only serving member of the Army they can find is Sgt Bilko.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is concerned his latest money making scheme, platoon sweetheart, has fallen flat with only one entry. One of them brings forth a photo of his girlfriend, and Bilko sees a future Miss America.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko's stint in the army is up and he decides to strike out in the big business world. When he learns that a temporary WWII commission was never rescinded he decides it's time to collect his back pay.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko gambles on the purchase of an Army surplus crate with undisclosed contents. It contains a hidden map to a gold mine in Grove City, California, which results in the personnel of Ft. Baxter, in its entirety, transferring from Roseville, Kansas to Camp Fremont in California, which has been closed for years.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko writes a letter on behalf of Pvt.Harold Westrum to a young lady in Roseville. However Bilko soon finds himself in trouble when he proposes marriage to a woman he doesn't love.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordAfter Sgt. Bilko and casual girlfriend Sgt. Hogan attend a wedding, Sgt. Bilko becomes concerned that Hogan might see more in their relationship than Bilko desires.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordIt's Fort Baxter Day at the camp. It's tradition for the platoon to date each other's sisters. Doberman's sister is without a date. Bilko can't find anyone to date Duane's sister, that is until he invents the mythical Musselman's Law.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is in dire need of a break but true to form has no funds. He contacts Carlyle Thompson III thinking he now has his millions but instead finds him as penniless as himself.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordSgt.Bilko and Pvt.Kadowski send gifts to their girlfriends and Ernie asks Duane Doberman to deliver the packages. Duane mixes the packages up and chaos ensues.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordDoberman is in love but the young lady's parents disapprove & Duane is thrown out of their house. Bilko decides it's time the parents see the real Duane Doberman and cooks up a scheme that sees him being passed off as a member of royalty.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordAfter getting beat 24-0 by the WAC Baseball Team Bilko's latest addition to the troop is Private Hank Lumpkin - a man who killed a mountain lion with a Baseball.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordColonel Hall tricks Bilko into subjecting himself to a secret experiment conducted by the Army. Unbeknownst to Bilko, he's being dosed with tranquilizers.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordDoberman is the long-lost heir of Lord and Lady Rockford, which means he's first in line to inherit fifty million dollars. Of course, Bilko has a plan to get in on the action.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordWhen Bilko's cousin proves to be as much a rube as Bilko is a shark, Sgt. Bilko runs a scam to make the cousin an officer so the cousin cannot be taken advantage of by the enlisted men.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordBilko is keen to go on desert maneuvers knowing he'll be near Las Vegas. Col. Hall orders him to stay at Fort Baxter. Bilko turns Fort Baxter into a Summer Camp for boys. With the fees set at $125 a kid he hopes to rake in the money.
- 1955–1959TV-G7.8 (28)TV EpisodeDirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversJoe E. RossBeatrice PonsAfter an all-night poker session Ritzik misses his 15th Wedding Anniversary and his marriage to Emma is in trouble when she leaves him. Feeling guilty Bilko decides to do everything in his power to reunite the warring couple.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordCol Hall decides he's had enough of Sgt Bilko's antics. He arranges to have him transfered to another post. His initial enthusiasm for the move fades quickly as Bilko's replacement makes Hall's life hell.
- 1955–195930mTV-G8.2 (44)TV EpisodeDirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordWhen Colonel Hall introduces a new cultural program at Fort Baxter, Bilko's men are lured away from his gambling ventures. It's not long before Bilko finds a way to incorporate gambling into the cultural classes.
- DirectorAl De CaprioAaron RubenStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckMaurice GosfieldRitzik leaves Bilko's poker sessions early to watch his favorite horror movies. Bilko convinces Ritzik that he's a vampire. Hollywood is looking for a new horror movie star and Bilko tries to convince them he has just the man for the job.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckPaul FordComedian Buddy Bickford visits Fort Baxter, looking to make a comedy about the army and he's come to the camp for research. Bilko tries to convince Bickford that the army comedy is old hat and he's found the perfect vehicle for him.
- DirectorAl De CaprioStarsPhil SilversHarvey LembeckMaurice GosfieldBilko finds a new prospect in WAC Polly Porter. She's a crack shot with a rifle and Bilko sets out to promote her as the new Annie Oakley... but love rears its head and threatens to thwart Bilko's plans.