My Favorite Two and a Half Men Episodes
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1.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
(2003)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. After that fails, they decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,859
2.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
(2003)
TV-14 | 19 min | Comedy, Romance
Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Liz Vassey
Votes: 1,789
3.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
(2003)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,693
4.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Just Like Buffalo
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from her and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.
Director: Rob Schiller | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,771
5.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan is hurt when he finds out that Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician; meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,448
6.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Bad News from the Clinic
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is dating a self-assured woman who plays hard to get, easily dismisses him, and he finds it disarming. Rose gets Charlie to see that his new lady-friend, Sherry, is in his head ... See full summary »
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,439
7.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Lung Full of Alan
(2005)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Paget Brewster
Votes: 1,520
8.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
(2005)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jeri Ryan
Votes: 1,405
9.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
(2005)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,391
10.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
(2005)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
After finding out that Jake has spent the night at his other grandparents' house, Evelyn insists that Jake spend a night at her place. After convincing Jake to stay at her place, Alan and ... See full summary »
Director: J.D. Lobue | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,871
11.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
(2005)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan must lobby Jake's principal to keep him from getting expelled, leaving Charlie to manage the chiropractic office for the day.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,481
12.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
That Voodoo That I Do Do
(2005)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,518
13.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,380
14.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Ergo, the Booty Call
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Jake's twelfth birthday approaches. Alan is busy with young, hot Kandi.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,457
15.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is nominated for an award, but he knows his rival Archie will win, as usual, so he doesn't want to attend it. Rose asks Charlie to help her with her boyfriend Gordon.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,292
16.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Jake has his first boys-girls party, dating a smart girl, Wendy Cho. Alan was looking forward to coaching his son, but even Jake, who spends his schooldays watching the clock tick, isn't ... See full summary »
Director: Lee Aronsohn | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Ralph Cole Jr.
Votes: 1,270
17.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster, so they decide to get married in Las Vegas.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,321
18.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,299
19.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Walnuts and Demerol
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,632
20.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Prostitutes and Gelato
(2007)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them on a trip to Vegas with all the frills.
Director: Ted Wass | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,338
21.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Media Room Slash Dungeon
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie and his mom temporarily become friends until Charlie takes an interest in one of her married clients and Alan goes to bed with a woman who has self-esteem issues.
Director: Ted Wass | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,257
22.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie humors Alan by going on a date with a woman his own age instead of a young bimbo. But when the woman rejects him after the first date, he becomes obsessed with seeing her again.
Director: Ted Wass | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,247
23.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
(2007)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie discovers that being a children's singer means making lots of money and picking up single moms. But he also discovers that he's going to have to overcome his fear of performing in front of large audiences.
Director: Ted Wass | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,628
24.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Soil is Moist
(2008)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan sleeps with a woman he and Judith were friends with when they were married, who then tells him that Judith says her new husband is a better lover than him.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,331
25.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Winky-Dink Time
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie sets up Alan with a prostitute and accompanies Jake on a double date.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,262
26.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Fish in a Drawer
(2008)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Parody of "CSI" in which a body is found in Charlie's bed, and detectives try to figure out who is the killer.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,870
27.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Mooch at the Boo
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be while Charlie is left with the neighbor when his daughter disappears with Jake.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,507
28.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Two Finger Rule
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie, Alan, and Herb commiserate with one another when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,675
29.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Warning, It's Dirty
(2009)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,234
30.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
(2010)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Jake writes love songs to woo back his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,162
31.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
City of Great Racks
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is getting serious with Linda. But lately he seems to be seeing his ex-stalker, Rose. Has she returned from England, or is it his imagination?
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,239
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