Two and a Half Men Episodes
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1.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Pilot
(2003)
TV-14 | 23 min | Comedy, Romance
After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to his older brother Charlie for help. Charlie has trouble altering his carefree lifestyle to accommodate the presence of his 10-year-old nephew Jake.
Director: James Burrows | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 2,421
2.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Big Flappy Bastards
(2003)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, and when some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie must learn how to discipline his nephew.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,998
3.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
(2003)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. After that fails, they decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,858
4.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
(2003)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits, and Alan, leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner, tries to convince her to come back; Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,799
5.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
(2003)
TV-14 | 19 min | Comedy, Romance
Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Liz Vassey
Votes: 1,786
6.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
(2003)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,691
7.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
(2003)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's and draws a picture of it for school. Of course, this enrages Judith until she becomes very good friends with the woman herself.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,783
8.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
(2003)
TV-14 | 19 min | Comedy, Romance
After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's class musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blindsided with ... See full summary »
Director: Chuck Lorre | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,675
9.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Phase One, Complete
(2003)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble.
Director: Andy Ackerman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,608
10.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Merry Thanksgiving
(2003)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the ... See full summary »
Director: Jay Sandrich | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,749
11.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
(2003)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also.
Director: Robert Berlinger | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,593
12.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Camel Filters and Pheromones
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Berta brings her 16-year-old granddaughter to work, which poses issues for the men.
Director: Robert Berlinger | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 2,489
13.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Sarah Like Puny Alan
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a double date with sisters.
Director: Robert Berlinger | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,574
14.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
I Can't Afford Hyenas
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation.
Director: Rob Schiller | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,588
15.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,662
16.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
That Was Saliva, Alan
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into sheltering her and her daughter Joanie, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie... See full summary »
Director: Andrew D. Weyman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,623
17.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
(2004)
TV-14 | 20 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is offended when Alan chooses their married, responsible cousins as Jake's guardians.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,562
18.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
An Old Flame with a New Wick
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's old flame Jill visits and has really changed: she had an operation and is now called "Bill." Before Charlie can adapt, Evelyn meets and starts dating Bill.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,848
19.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
(2004)
TV-14 | 19 min | Comedy, Romance
Judith's sister Liz visits for Jake's birthday.
Director: Gail Mancuso | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,639
20.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,523
21.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
No Sniffing, No Wowing
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a participant in the case.
Director: Rob Schiller | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,641
22.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it and how to deal with it. He asks for help from their mother Evelyn and Jake's psychologist, Dr. Linda Freeman.
Director: Gail Mancuso | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,527
23.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Just Like Buffalo
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
When Jake repeats to Judith something Charlie says, she refuses to let Alan take Jake for the weekend. Alan tries to talk to Judith, but encounters resistance from her and her friends. It's up to Charlie to set things right.
Director: Rob Schiller | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,766
24.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Can You Feel My Finger
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is sure he isn't ready for fatherhood after a year of trying to raise Jake, so he opts to have a vasectomy. But when the doctor performing the procedure keeps getting calls from his... See full summary »
Director: Rob Schiller | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,581
25.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Back Off Mary Poppins
(2004)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,901
26.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
(2004)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan is hurt when he finds out that Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician; meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
Director: Pamela Fryman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,445
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