You know you're getting old when... you start to dress in more than six colors.
You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.
[Even in death, he kept the jokes coming. Brenner's final request was to have $100 in small bills tucked in his sock] Just in case tipping is recommended where I'm going. [His grave site reads:] If this is supposed to be a joke, then I don't get it!