[her famous catchphrase] Hello, Suckers! Come on in and leave your wallet on the bar.
[on her frequent arrests for speakeasy activities] I'm nature's gift to the padlock makers.
I like noise, rhinestone heels, customers, plenty of attention and red velvet bathing suits. I smoke like a five-alarm fire and I call every man I don't know Fred, and they love it.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
I never take a drink and I never sell a drink. I am paid to put on an act and I put on an act.