- Height6′ 1″ (1.85 m)
- Michael David was born Michael David Macdonald. He was born and raised in Alaska sometime in the 1970s. No one is sure which city. He grew up at the top of a large mountain, and the only way to and from his home was on a pair of skis, or a snowboard. Every morning, after drinking his pot of coffee and reading the Alaskan Times, he would ski or snowboard, depending on how he felt that morning, down to his local job running a baler for the local plastic recycling facility. For 40 hours a week, he crushed plastic in all its forms. Most of his co-workers could complete about 2 full bales per day, but Michael regularly baled 3, and every so often he would even make 4 complete bales in a single shift. He was directly responsible for several pizza parties for the entire staff, and he was a favorite of both management and employees alike.
Once the baling job became stagnant, he took to the high seas, becoming a fisherman on a series of increasingly successful boats, until finally he was the captain of a small fleet of albacore rigs. Feeling once again that he had reached his maximum level of satisfaction, he docked his flag ship, You Can Tuna Piano, into the nearest harbor and walked off into the sunset. He kept on walking until he found himself a member of some type of military.
He rose through the ranks of military all the way up to Cadet, and after serving his time, he retired to Indiana, USA. It was here that he began working as a CAD Technician, also known as a modern day cartographer. Mapping the world was easy for Michael, as he had already traveled most of it on You Can Tuna Piano. He found himself daydreaming about joining the glamorous world of Tinseltown.
After deciding to become a star, he landed the first role he ever auditioned for! He became the killer of a new independent horror movie based in Kentucky called Moonbow, which is based on real events in Michael's life.
After a successful screening, he decided to become a director himself, and in 2019 decided to begin writing a script with a local legend, though he hasn't yet revealed the name of this mystery genius.
The world is excited to see what Michael David has in store for us next, as we wait with bated breath.- IMDb Mini Biography By: Anonymous
- SpouseStephanie MacDonald
- Michael loves cats, but is so allergic that his throat starts to close up if he spends more than an hour inside a home in which one or more cats reside.
- In 1990, Michael had his wisdom teeth removed.
- One time, Michael found a gym bag filled with over $100,000 in what appeared to be unmarked bills. He took the gym bag of $90,000 to the nearest police station, submitting the entire $75,000 to the police so that they could get it to its rightful owner.
- Michael has been a sailor, a CAD drafter, a design technician, a bartender, a marine, a movie star, a carpenter, a pianist, and a writer. He really is a jack of all trades.
- Michael once punched a moose that was acting aggressively at the entrance of his regular bar in a small town in Alaska. The moose, frightened by the unexpected aggression, ran off.
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