I thought I saw Linda Ronstadt at Whole Foods today, but it wasn't her.
When I'm a hundred, I'm still gonna listen to Zeppelin.
At the end of Grease, when Danny and Sandy are flying away in the car, that means they're going to Hell, right?
Remember beer can collections in the 70s? If you went into someone's house today with a beer can collection, you'd be like, "Oh, an alcoholic lives here."
I'm not slut shaming. I'm slut cheering.
Save your outrage, for when things get outrageous.
Prepare to be mentally challenged!
What if Kirk Cameron was perpetrating the most elaborate hoax in the history of Popular Culture? Wouldn't that be interesting?
May you find the truth before the truth finds you.