Welcome to this week’s Mlw: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Ted Koppel and…Nathan Favel…Nathan Favel…right. As a 1950s housewife, my craw is as dry as an Ethopian’s drinking cup. We all need to give a s–t about the poor Ethiopians. My husband doesn’t care about the poor Ethiopians…so I’m gonna poison his coffee! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!! My Husband:
Hey hun. Me and our Ethiopian adopted son M’Klonkloo are gonna go fishing! Me: For what? Your whore?! M’Klonkloo: Mogadogala meeku nakadala veepu boshway boshway boshway. Me: I gave you a home, food…sex! I give a s–t! What has dick-fer-brains given you? Love? Respect? I gave you Chlamydia! My Husband: Oh my goodness! M’Klonkloo: Bogada bogada bogada! Me: I don’t care! I’ve got a bomb! My Husband: Whatcha gonna do brother, when the power of Hulkamania runs wild on you?...
Hey hun. Me and our Ethiopian adopted son M’Klonkloo are gonna go fishing! Me: For what? Your whore?! M’Klonkloo: Mogadogala meeku nakadala veepu boshway boshway boshway. Me: I gave you a home, food…sex! I give a s–t! What has dick-fer-brains given you? Love? Respect? I gave you Chlamydia! My Husband: Oh my goodness! M’Klonkloo: Bogada bogada bogada! Me: I don’t care! I’ve got a bomb! My Husband: Whatcha gonna do brother, when the power of Hulkamania runs wild on you?...
- 4/19/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and my banana hammock is more like a tooth-pick in a hanky. We’ve got only two matches this week. Did you know I moon-light as Megan Fox on the weekends, except I don’t look anything like her and my name is MacGarnagle, decrepit detective. Well MacGarnagle, Billy’s dead… It’s Mlw time.
Match #1: Richard Holliday def. Chessman – Caribbean Championship Match The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Before the bell rings, Holliday takes a pause to sanitize his hands and then takes a moment to pieface Chessman. Chessman has had plenty and slugs away at Rich before double dropkicking him out of the ring. Chessman’s chair comes into play onto the outside and Richard uses it to his advantage. Holliday soon goes for a pin attempt in...
Match #1: Richard Holliday def. Chessman – Caribbean Championship Match The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Before the bell rings, Holliday takes a pause to sanitize his hands and then takes a moment to pieface Chessman. Chessman has had plenty and slugs away at Rich before double dropkicking him out of the ring. Chessman’s chair comes into play onto the outside and Richard uses it to his advantage. Holliday soon goes for a pin attempt in...
- 4/27/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Regina King has won the Soul Train award 15 times. Now that the whole Mlw roster has left the league for the animal shelter, so we’re gonna watch a bunch of rhinos from the zoo, ram each other from an hour.
Match #1: Dominic Garrini def. Zenshi The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Zenshi shows his quickness against Dom, but once the two lock-up it’s a quick takedown by Garrini. Zenshi however, uses the ropes to flip free, but Dom maintains a grip on the ankle. Zenshi turns it into a pin combo for two. The Chilean star gets another pin attempt, and Garrini prompts him to come at him. Zenshi gets on the mat accepting his challenge, and Zenshi takes him to the mat with a headscissor takedown.
Match #1: Dominic Garrini def. Zenshi The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Zenshi shows his quickness against Dom, but once the two lock-up it’s a quick takedown by Garrini. Zenshi however, uses the ropes to flip free, but Dom maintains a grip on the ankle. Zenshi turns it into a pin combo for two. The Chilean star gets another pin attempt, and Garrini prompts him to come at him. Zenshi gets on the mat accepting his challenge, and Zenshi takes him to the mat with a headscissor takedown.
- 2/11/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…not as much as there should be. Mlw is taking a page (or 7000) from Ring Of Honor and phoning it in towards the end of this year. You’ll see when you read the review. Matt Lauer scares the s— out of me and this review starts now.
Match #1: Invitational Battle Royal – Winner: Grogan The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Hammer has a lot invested in this bout as “his big gift” Grogan in embedded in the brawl. The first out is Barrington Hughes as it takes a group effort to get the super-heavyweight over the top.
Eliminated: Barrington Hughes
Zenshi faces a very close call against Timothy Thatcher, but the young cruiserweight skins the cat. Dominic Garrini ties up with Savio Vega as Zenshi hangs on one more,...
Match #1: Invitational Battle Royal – Winner: Grogan The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Hammer has a lot invested in this bout as “his big gift” Grogan in embedded in the brawl. The first out is Barrington Hughes as it takes a group effort to get the super-heavyweight over the top.
Eliminated: Barrington Hughes
Zenshi faces a very close call against Timothy Thatcher, but the young cruiserweight skins the cat. Dominic Garrini ties up with Savio Vega as Zenshi hangs on one more,...
- 12/10/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Major League Wrestling: Fusion, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and this is CNN. Howdy Doody was a rolling stone and it always rocked me gently, rocked me so. My name is Edith Ann and that’s the truth. Lppllsxslxpslspsls! That’s the sound of a tongue being stuck out and making that spitting raspberry noise. Okay, we’ve got a special global version of Fusion to get to, so let’s jump right into a massive undertaking that concludes with a modern wrestling icon fighting Hammerstone in the biggest match of his career, so far.
Match #1: Jordan Oliver defeated Gringo Loco The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Jordan Oliver has a score to settle with Gringo Loco as he seeks retribution for his Injustice buddy Myron Reed after Loco used some brass knucks on Myron’s midsection in...
Match #1: Jordan Oliver defeated Gringo Loco The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Jordan Oliver has a score to settle with Gringo Loco as he seeks retribution for his Injustice buddy Myron Reed after Loco used some brass knucks on Myron’s midsection in...
- 9/9/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Major League Wrestling: Fusion, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a couple of big matches this week, so don’t touch that dial.
Match #1: Alexander Hammerstone defeated Davey Boy Smith Jr. – Major League Wrestling National Openweight Championship Match The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
The fireworks in first of Fusion’s two main events didn’t begin in ring as Alexander Hammerstone and Richard Holliday were interviewed earlier in the day by new Mlw correspondent Georgia Smith. Being the sister of Davey Boy, Georgia had to suffer the unsavory words of Hammerstone who wanted to show Georgia what a real man looks like. That couldn’t of sat well with Davey who found himself walking to the ring on his own as both Teddy and Brian were having flight trouble. Champion Hammerstone was flagged by Mjf,...
Match #1: Alexander Hammerstone defeated Davey Boy Smith Jr. – Major League Wrestling National Openweight Championship Match The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
The fireworks in first of Fusion’s two main events didn’t begin in ring as Alexander Hammerstone and Richard Holliday were interviewed earlier in the day by new Mlw correspondent Georgia Smith. Being the sister of Davey Boy, Georgia had to suffer the unsavory words of Hammerstone who wanted to show Georgia what a real man looks like. That couldn’t of sat well with Davey who found himself walking to the ring on his own as both Teddy and Brian were having flight trouble. Champion Hammerstone was flagged by Mjf,...
- 7/22/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Mlw forgot/neglected to do a recap of their own, so you’ll just be hearing from me again. Hell with it. We’ll do just fine. By the way, Austin Aries makes his big return to Mlw and he does it, right now…
Match #1: Austin Aries beat Adam Brooks
My Opinion: 3.5 out of 5 – They actually gave this time to flourish. This was an excellent introduction for both men, but it was all about Aries here. Aries dominated the wrestling and dictated the pace and purpose of every-thing you saw. Looking fitter and more agile than ever, he took his controversial drawing powers and poured them into the forge of Major League Wrestling and helped craft a bout that will serve as a weapon against any-one that doubts his abilities...
Match #1: Austin Aries beat Adam Brooks
My Opinion: 3.5 out of 5 – They actually gave this time to flourish. This was an excellent introduction for both men, but it was all about Aries here. Aries dominated the wrestling and dictated the pace and purpose of every-thing you saw. Looking fitter and more agile than ever, he took his controversial drawing powers and poured them into the forge of Major League Wrestling and helped craft a bout that will serve as a weapon against any-one that doubts his abilities...
- 7/1/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Major League Wrestling: Fusion, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a wild main event to get to, so get your crazy pills out and get ready to go…crazy. That was supposed to be an Ozzy Osbourne reference, but it’s hard to do that line without screaming. Okay, let’s get in there and watch some Mlw.
Match #1: Richard Holliday versus Teddy Hart (No Contest)
My Opinion: 0 out of 5 – This was just an excuse to do one of those stolen title angles. Holliday stole the Mlw Middle-Weight Championship while Mjf jaw-jacked with Teddy Hart. Yeah, it’s as exciting as it sounds.
Match #2: Jordan Oliver beat Isaias Velazquez
My Opinion: 2.5 out of 5 – This was a good little match featuring two talented wrestlers. The action was easy to watch, like a lamb piloting a B-52 bomber.
Match #1: Richard Holliday versus Teddy Hart (No Contest)
My Opinion: 0 out of 5 – This was just an excuse to do one of those stolen title angles. Holliday stole the Mlw Middle-Weight Championship while Mjf jaw-jacked with Teddy Hart. Yeah, it’s as exciting as it sounds.
Match #2: Jordan Oliver beat Isaias Velazquez
My Opinion: 2.5 out of 5 – This was a good little match featuring two talented wrestlers. The action was easy to watch, like a lamb piloting a B-52 bomber.
- 6/24/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we’ve got some Bubba Hotep magic comin’ your way. Suspicious minds…woo-wah-wah-woo! Sebastian Happ ain’t my name bayyyyyyy-bayyyyyyyyyaaaaaayyyyyy. Let’s find out what kind of picture we’ve got comin’ our groovy way tonight.
Match #1: Richard Holliday defeated Kotto Brazil The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
While the night didn’t end well for The Dynasty, Holliday got things started on this week’s show with a victory for his group. Holliday used a size and power advantage to defeat Kotto Brazil, who has apparently healed from his eye injuries. Brazil removed the eye patch that he’s been wearing for months on his way to the ring and competed without it. The extra eyesight didn’t necessarily help the Haitian Sensation, as Most Marketable scored the victory with a gut-wrench powerbomb.
Match #1: Richard Holliday defeated Kotto Brazil The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
While the night didn’t end well for The Dynasty, Holliday got things started on this week’s show with a victory for his group. Holliday used a size and power advantage to defeat Kotto Brazil, who has apparently healed from his eye injuries. Brazil removed the eye patch that he’s been wearing for months on his way to the ring and competed without it. The extra eyesight didn’t necessarily help the Haitian Sensation, as Most Marketable scored the victory with a gut-wrench powerbomb.
- 6/10/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling: Fusion review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more from one of the most interesting leagues around today. Let’s not waste any time. Here comes The Monkees…oh…oh $#!@. I got the wrong one. You know what the thing is called. Hopefully, the matches are better than my introduction.
Match #1: Air Wolf defeated Rey Fenix The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Nineteen-year-old rookie sensation Air Wolf has become quite a fan favorite in his short time in Mlw. He may have gained a new fan in one half of the Lucha Bros — Rey Fenix. Air Wolf and Fenix squared off and while Air Wolf took a beating from Fenix, he managed to avoid being pinned by the veteran luchadore. Air Wolf had his moments throughout the match, including a pair of German suplexes that were absolute beauties.
Match #1: Air Wolf defeated Rey Fenix The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Nineteen-year-old rookie sensation Air Wolf has become quite a fan favorite in his short time in Mlw. He may have gained a new fan in one half of the Lucha Bros — Rey Fenix. Air Wolf and Fenix squared off and while Air Wolf took a beating from Fenix, he managed to avoid being pinned by the veteran luchadore. Air Wolf had his moments throughout the match, including a pair of German suplexes that were absolute beauties.
- 5/13/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Stan’s got a got a monkey. Also, we might just have some interesting matches to talk about, so let’s do so.
Match #1: Jordan Oliver defeated Kotto Brazil The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Kotto Brazil faced off with Jordan Oliver, who was making his singles debut in Major League Wrestling. Brazil was still wearing an eye patch thanks to a brawl with Ricky Martinez of Promociones Dorado. Salina de la Renta and Martinez would figure in the match prominently. After a few minutes of competition between Oliver and Brazil, de la Renta and Martinez showed up at ringside and taunted Brazil. Finally, Martinez tried to interfere in the match and Brazil made him pay with a slingshot cross body block from the inside to the floor. But that...
Match #1: Jordan Oliver defeated Kotto Brazil The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
Kotto Brazil faced off with Jordan Oliver, who was making his singles debut in Major League Wrestling. Brazil was still wearing an eye patch thanks to a brawl with Ricky Martinez of Promociones Dorado. Salina de la Renta and Martinez would figure in the match prominently. After a few minutes of competition between Oliver and Brazil, de la Renta and Martinez showed up at ringside and taunted Brazil. Finally, Martinez tried to interfere in the match and Brazil made him pay with a slingshot cross body block from the inside to the floor. But that...
- 4/29/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have The Mod Squad kickin’ groovy ass all night long.
Match #1: Brian Pillman Jr. defeated Mjf The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
The odds were not in Brian Pillman Jr.’s favor at the outset. Maxwell J. Friedman was accompanied to the ring by his Dynasty mates Richard Holliday and Alexander Hammerstone. And early on, the Dynasty duo on the outside had an impact, interfering at every opportunity. Eventually, the official caught them in the act and sent them to the back, evening the odds. But Mjf put the odds in his favor once again, working over Pillman’s previously-injured shoulder. Perhaps Mjf got a little cocky after being in charge for much of the match. Or maybe he simply made a mistake. But Pillman surprised Friedman with small...
Match #1: Brian Pillman Jr. defeated Mjf The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
The odds were not in Brian Pillman Jr.’s favor at the outset. Maxwell J. Friedman was accompanied to the ring by his Dynasty mates Richard Holliday and Alexander Hammerstone. And early on, the Dynasty duo on the outside had an impact, interfering at every opportunity. Eventually, the official caught them in the act and sent them to the back, evening the odds. But Mjf put the odds in his favor once again, working over Pillman’s previously-injured shoulder. Perhaps Mjf got a little cocky after being in charge for much of the match. Or maybe he simply made a mistake. But Pillman surprised Friedman with small...
- 4/15/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Major League Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have more great action from one of the most popular independent leagues in the world today. Let’s see how everything turns out for Mlw. Hey, I repeated myself again. I’m stuck in…The Twilight Zone. Imagine a world aflame…just like the Fox Tuesday night line-up.
Match #1: Puma King defeated Hijo de La Park The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
In an important middleweight matchup, Puma King took on Hijo de La Park. Last week on Mlw Fusion, Hijo got in a brawl with Mance Warner over Warner accidentally spilling a beer on Promociones Dorado leader Salina de la Renta. Warner was invited to join Jim Cornette and Rich Bocchinni on commentary in advance of his death match with Hijo’s father La Park next week on Mlw Fusion.
Match #1: Puma King defeated Hijo de La Park The following is courtesy of mlw.com:
In an important middleweight matchup, Puma King took on Hijo de La Park. Last week on Mlw Fusion, Hijo got in a brawl with Mance Warner over Warner accidentally spilling a beer on Promociones Dorado leader Salina de la Renta. Warner was invited to join Jim Cornette and Rich Bocchinni on commentary in advance of his death match with Hijo’s father La Park next week on Mlw Fusion.
- 3/19/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this review of Major League Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Teddy Hart as a good guy, so Hell must have frozen over some-time in the last week and I didn’t notice. Let’s rock.
Match #1: Ace Austin defeated Rich Swann The following is courtesy of Mlw.com:
In an important Middleweight Division matchup, youngster Ace Austin squared off with Rich Swann. Both are looking to position themselves for a shot at Hart’s World Middleweight Championship. Austin pulled off what some may have considered an upset. After landing a knee strike, Austin climbed the ropes and hit a high-impact reverse splash. As the official made the count, he seemed to have a bit of a hitch as his arm came down between the second and third count. But he counted three nonetheless.
My Take: 3 out of 5 – This was fun to watch,...
Match #1: Ace Austin defeated Rich Swann The following is courtesy of Mlw.com:
In an important Middleweight Division matchup, youngster Ace Austin squared off with Rich Swann. Both are looking to position themselves for a shot at Hart’s World Middleweight Championship. Austin pulled off what some may have considered an upset. After landing a knee strike, Austin climbed the ropes and hit a high-impact reverse splash. As the official made the count, he seemed to have a bit of a hitch as his arm came down between the second and third count. But he counted three nonetheless.
My Take: 3 out of 5 – This was fun to watch,...
- 2/18/2019
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
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