James Lee Hill
James lee hill was born in Singapore to his mother Karen Hill and father Paul Hill. He spent his first 7 years trapped inside a porcelain clog before he escaped with the aid of his imaginary friend, a pregnant seahorse named Kevin . He once held the Guinness world record for world's longest nasal hair and has an asbo that prevents him from bursting sporadically into song within ten feet of a shire horse. It was widely believed that he was the original carrier of scrofula but this was later disproven