Welcome to Top 5 Tuesday, a column that celebrates film geekery, arbitrariness, and jaded cynicism. Each week we'll be listing off the Top 5 persons, places, things, or ideas of our own choosing. This week, in celebration of the release of Thor, Tmp brings you: "The Top 5 Movie Beards."
5. Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover
The Crazed Lunatic Beard
Galifianakis makes most beard-wearing men look like Dakota Fanning. Some say that the entire lumberjacking business completely went under once Galifianakis hit the scene. They took their axes and plaid shirts and went home. They said there was no point in trying anymore. Others say the beard has a life of its own. It hungers. It growls. It loves. In either case, this is a beard to fear.
4. Brian Blessed, King Lear
The Weeping Willow Beard
Like a beautiful, cascading waterfall of greasy, graying, gnarled hair, Brian Blessed's chin curtain is the uncontested monarch of the Kingdom of Beard-dom.
5. Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover
The Crazed Lunatic Beard
Galifianakis makes most beard-wearing men look like Dakota Fanning. Some say that the entire lumberjacking business completely went under once Galifianakis hit the scene. They took their axes and plaid shirts and went home. They said there was no point in trying anymore. Others say the beard has a life of its own. It hungers. It growls. It loves. In either case, this is a beard to fear.
4. Brian Blessed, King Lear
The Weeping Willow Beard
Like a beautiful, cascading waterfall of greasy, graying, gnarled hair, Brian Blessed's chin curtain is the uncontested monarch of the Kingdom of Beard-dom.
- 5/10/2011
- Cinelinx
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