"Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do, you wish you didn't, right?" - Allison, The Breakfa…
"Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a scorching case of h…
"I realized it was ridiculous…being afraid, worrying about everything…wishing I was dead. All that s*** I'm tired of it. I'm not going to sit on my a** as the events that affect me unfold to dete…
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"My God. Are we going to be like our parents?" - Andrew, The Breakfast Club (1985)
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a**, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - Ferris, Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
"I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobac…
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples,…
"I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky for you that cop passed by when he did, or you'd be lifting your snutz to tie your shoes." - Del, Planes, Trains & Automob…
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don'…
"Well, I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school." - Keith, Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
"Well, let me just close this conversation, saying you are a unique individual." - Neal
"What is unique, uh...? Latin for "a**hole?" - Del, Planes, Trains & Automobiles (19…
Record stores are retail dinosaurs or hipster retro depending on your perspective. But if you accidentally or intentionally stumbled into one, which of these sales associates would scare/irritate you …
In a "Robot" style street battle, which of these select twentieth century movie robots or robot groupings would be the best* dance partner(s) for your dance crew? * perceived creativity, per…
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The Breakfast Club is a classic film depicting members of some of the various cliques that can be found in almost any high school. Which of the main characters would your high school self identify wi…