Matthew Perry in Friends (1994)
Chandler: Thanks. It's Gaelic for "Thy turkey is done."
See part 1 here.
Chandler: Thanks. It's Gaelic for "Thy turkey is done."
Chandler: Yeah, and I get my ya-ya's from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
Chandler: Um, ok. The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
Chandler: No, no-
Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? Well??
Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!
[throws himself over the back of the chair]
Joey: Okay, ducks is "heads", because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Chandler: Well, he's new in town, so he would first go to the touristy places. Okay, I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's when that phrase was last used.
Ross: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"
Monica: Ugh, y'know, we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.
Chandler: Yes, it's a very large plane.
Frank Buffay Jr.: Chandler is a girl! Chandler is a girl!
Chandler: Hold on, kindergarten flashback.
Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
Before this, the most disturbing thing I ever saw was my dad doing tequila shots off the pool boy. Now, I'd gladly use that image as my screensaver.
Chandler: Who says you can’t get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?
Monica: No, it doesn’t say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Chandler: How about to the street, say, from the balcony?
Monica: Well, I don't have them either. Where are they?
Chandler: Well, why don't you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay?
Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm really into the game, plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other.