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Poll: Top 20 Tuco's quotes/exchanges from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"...

In memory of Eli Wallach (1915-2014), which of these quotes or exchanges from his most legendary character is your favorite?

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk, but if you want to talk, click here

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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend. "
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    Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting."
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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you."
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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window."
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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!"
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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    Blondie: "You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim."

    "But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!"

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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "I never hurt anybody"
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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?"
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    Antonio Casale and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later."
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    Clint Eastwood, Aldo Giuffrè, and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!"

    Blondie: "God is not on our side because he hates idiots also."

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    John Bartha and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "Roll it up, roll it up! I'll give you a good idea where you can put it!"
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    Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "See you soon, id... " "id... " "ids... "

    Blondie: "Idiots". It's for you.

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    Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "I'll kill you."

    Blondie : "If you do that... you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat you are. "

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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig! "
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    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another comes out!"
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    Clint Eastwood and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "You pig! You wanted to get me killed? When'd you unload it?"

    Blondie : "Last night. You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend ...those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

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    Clint Eastwood, Fortunato Arena, John Bartha, Gianni Di Segni, Attilio Dottesio, and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass."
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    Mario Brega and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up. "
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    Luigi Pistilli and Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

    "You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do."

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