Poll: Rest in Peace, Grandma Ida

Results of 131 votes:

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   Cloris Leachman and Frankie Muniz in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

    

   Malcolm: I studied about your country in school. Ida: Always with the books.You won't be happy till you get eye cancer.
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   Cloris Leachman at an event for 2006 Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards (2006)

    

   Allow me to pick one nice quote: Lois: Mom, you hate boy bands, right? Grandma Ida: They're making a living. Give 'em a break.
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   Cloris Leachman in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

    

   Dewey: We'll miss you. Grandma Ida: Even the little one lies.
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   Cloris Leachman and Christopher Masterson in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

    

   Francis: Where do I sleep? Grandma Ida: You're sitting on it Francis: Does it turn into a bed? Grandma Ida: Yes, it becomes a bed. It's a special magic sofa. It opens up for magic, lazy boy. And angel…
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   Cloris Leachman and Jane Kaczmarek in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

    

   (as she surprises Lois in the shower) Grandma Ida: You have your father's breasts.
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   Cloris Leachman in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

    

   Grandma Ida: Guess why your soup tasted different when you came back from bathroom.
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   Cloris Leachman, Jane Kaczmarek, and Betty White in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

    

   Grandma Ida: Finally a Canadian who isn't an idiot.
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   Cloris Leachman and Jane Kaczmarek in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

    

   Grandma Ida: You should settle. Hal: What? Lois: Mom! Grandma Ida: It's for your own good. You can't keep your legs closed for 20 minutes, at least take good advice when you hear it.
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   Cloris Leachman and Christopher Masterson in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

    

   Grandma Ida: This was for cousin Nichola. I spent the day shopping for it. Then she goes and marries a protestant.That camera, for your father, right before he *refused* to drive me to the liquor stor…
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    Cloris Leachman and James Hong in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

     

    Malcolm: I need to be alone. Grandma Ida: You should get him a woman before it's too late. An ugly one. They're cheaper, they work harder.
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    Cloris Leachman in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

     

    Marica: Is this the fat daughter or the one who drinks? Grandma Ida: This is the one with the halfwit factory between her legs.
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    Cloris Leachman, Justin Berfield, and Rheagan Wallace in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

     

    Raduca: Family, howdy. Grandma Ida: You're here to work, not gossip like a fishwife.
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    Cloris Leachman and Jane Kaczmarek in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

     

    Lois: Mother, we can't afford to put you up here. Grandma Ida: You can afford a maid. Piama: I'm not the maid, Ida. My name is Piama. I'm married to Francis. Grandma Ida: Tell the help not to talk to…
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    Cloris Leachman and Christopher Masterson in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

     

    Francis: If you think I'm above punching you, you are totally wrong. Grandma Ida: Of course you'd hit a cripple. You couldn't even get a white girl to marry you.
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    Cloris Leachman, Frankie Muniz, and Justin Berfield in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

     

    Grandma Ida: While we live like dogs, they were playing on grand pianos, and eating with napkins! Why do you think you girls were so short and ugly?
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    Cloris Leachman and Justin Berfield in Malcolm in the Middle (2000)

     

    Grandma Ida: Will you take this soap opera outside, I wanna watch the whore that gives the weather.