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- Don't be fooled by the title, it's specially chosen to arouse your curiosity and make you want to see the film at all costs. It's actually a love story, not so much romantic as comic. A man and a woman meet not exactly by chance, they break up to see each other again the next day, they don't see each other again because she doesn't come to the meeting, and then they meet again by chance after a while. Will they stay together this time?
- A man hires the best hitman in the UK to kill his wife. Reasons: she has no income, she has no pension, she has never worked, she does not cook, she does not clean, she does not wash clothes, she doesn't even make love anymore, in short, she is good for nothing. Instead, she eats enormously, she eats like an elephant. It seems like a super easy job for the hitman. But life is full of unpredictability. It will be his last job. And it will be the end for the husband too.
- An Italian Mafia Head is killed by his two sons for power and money. After a hearty meal, with a lot of fine food and expensive wines, the father, the mafia head, drunk, asks his two sons to help him go to the bathroom. But the two lead him in a room next door and assassinate him.
- A lonely lady is looking for Yeti in the forest to benefit from some intimate pleasure in exchange for a bottle of beer. She finds him and dances a tango together, although neither of them has any experience as dancers, she not being a Ginger Rogers or Cyd Charisse, he not being a Fred Astaire. But, miraculously, they both manage to dance very well, even better than Paul (Marlon Brando) and Jeanne (Maria Schneider) from "Last Tango in Paris". But towards the end of the dance, something absolutely surprising will happen, Yeti's identity will be revealed.
- He doesn't work for CIA, NSA, KGB, MI5, MI6, Mossad, French or Chinese Intelligence, he works for Gagauz Secret Services, he is Very Very Secret Agent Cochon. After 4 films and countless situations in which he behaved like a retard, Cochon got fed up. Aware that he's a moron (billions of individuals are not even aware), Cochon will make a change of huge proportions. Not waiting for Bill Gates or Klaus Schwab to insert their microchip, Cochon will insert his own microchip, which will make him immortal and all-powerful.
- Traces of the famous Yeti have been seen all over the world. Many of them turned out to be just fakes. The media also calls him Sasquatch, ape, bear-like figure, Bigfoot or Wildman. But now we are in the vast Epping Forest where there are enormous footprints and even a shelter. Many women declared that met him. Some of them they said that they were raped by a creature like a ghost.
- The night after Halloween, in a house located somewhere on the outskirts, a lonely woman hears very strange noises coming from beyond the door of her room. In a first phase, going out into the corridor to see what it's about, she doesn't see anything at all, she only thinks she hears heavy breathing from somewhere. But what follows next, is hard to imagine even by the mind of the most versed Horror author.
- It is the funny story of a single man who is used to finding all kinds of objects, things that English people usually forget or lose on trains and subways. What our hero fails to find is a woman, a life partner. Or does he not know how and where to look?
- Joe(Jonathan Leinmuller) wanting to impress Sarah(Natalie Goodwin), a co-worker, accepts the challenge to fight the water cooler guy (Francis Beraud) in an amateur boxing match. After being trained by the nut-obsessed Tony(Rodrig Andrisan), the boxing gym owner, Joe steps into the ring...
- Being a polyglot is a rare gift. Only elevated initiates like Furculision Fourchette possess the grace of the language gods, he, The French Teacher, speaks impeccably the language of Shakespeare and Byron, the language of Moliere and Corneille, plus other Latin and non-Latin languages. And, one of the special Latin languages, the language of infinite beauty, is the Romanian language, the one in which individuals such as Caragiale and Eminescu expressed themselves with divine grace. Is he Genius, is he just an epigone?
- Cochon is the worst secret agent, he has not caught and will never catch a spy.
- The adventures of the very secret agent Cochon become more and more unique and complex, as in no other film ever made on Planet Earth. The main stake is no longer the English "Fish and Chips" meal, but the traditional Romanian SARMALE, all the world powers want to have the recipe and would do anything to get it. Cochon will meet Jacinda Goering von der Loo again, disguised as a witch. He will expose her and have the sweet satisfaction of revenge. He will meet the terrible Yo Tzion Ping, the greatest Chinese secret agent, who wants the sarmale's recipe for the Chinese people. He will meet the man of the bushes, Opitek Ogotai Pingelik, who also wants the recipe for sarmale. Throughout the events, Cochon will learn that he is not the only depressed secret agent, he will meet also Matacambe, a finished secret agent, much more depressed than him. Cochon, in his despair, will talk, again, to a plastic man in the street. And, he will also meet a very strange coroner, Hilda, who operates on some unusual corpses, who is more drunk than sober and has a Teddy Bear as a secret lover. He will also meet Infidel Castron (a copy of Fidel Castro) and Nelu Mandel Bafto Delo Del (a copy of Nelson Mandela). Cochon will show that he's indestructible and will survive all these very bloody and extremely lethal confrontations.
- It's the year 2020. Cameron, Putin, Obama, everybody knows now, they are all aliens. The global situation is purely catastrophic. Even The Queen lives now on benefits on Mars - on chocolate Mars. Who will save the world? Maybe Kim Kardashian or Winston Churchill - Not those famous Winston Churchill and Kim Kardashian but, two not so special and not so secret agents with the same names.
- The rollicking tale of unexpected friendship found in the most unusual of places.
- He was once the greatest samurai. The most feared ever. Now he is nothing more than a lonely man and a dishonored samurai for disappointing his master Tinky Winky and Chewbacca. So he decided to commit an honorable Seppuku. But, he keeps postponing it from day to day. Not because he is a coward, not because he doesn't have a kaishakunin (assistant) to cut his head, but because he wants to perform a perfect Seppuku.
- A detective haunted by his own past has to solve a few mysterious killings. In the end, he discover that all is happening only in his mind...
- A young boxer attempts to succeed where his father had failed.
- Who knows me, knows that I love animals, very much, and they love me in turn, because they can feel who is a good man and who is not. I had extraordinary experiences, true manifestations of love, with dogs, cows, horses and, especially, cats. This movie is about one of them, a recent experience with a cat.
- It's a pure parody of the times we live in. My films always have messages, you don't have to be a genius to understand them. Sometimes maybe more subtle, even subliminal. One such example from this production is the character Bruce Lee Ciung, who fights against the Chinese authorities without having hands, like the brave young Chinese who recently rebelled against the totalitarian dictatorial regime in China, like those in Tiananmen Square in 1989, without to have hands being the metaphor. I won't explain everything, just watch the movie, it's really very special. It's a sketch film in which you will see (or discover for the first time) the amazing Sonya Namik, Simona Larka, Nick Field, Geoff Brooks, David Barker and last but not least Rodrig Andrisan,
- What was it, a murder took place or just a deadly accident?
- Isabella and Dmitry, a middle age couple, are confronted again with another suicide attempt done by their only son Victor, who's locked up in a mental institution, being diagnosed with referential mania. Deep inside they know that everything is lost and that their son will never return home.
- It's the most beautiful time of the year, the long-awaited Christmas. But Santa Claus doesn't come anymore, everyone is waiting for him and he got lost, almost dead drunk somewhere in London... Another Santa Claus comes and steals everything he finds in houses, some kind of Robin Hood, he steals from the rich to give to the poor. .. The carolers only have hosts like Scrooge and instead of money they get eggs on their heads... A very well-known ancient character of about 2,000 years has to multiply some loaves and some fish again... And, in all this time, the fire burns brightly in the hearths of Buckingham and Balmoral palaces.
- Rodrig Andrisan, who has film in his veins instead of blood, has lived in London since 2007, and since 2010 he has become an actor, starring in over 200 films. His full name is Rodrig Smirdar Andrisan. Smirdar means Rhododendron, it's a perennial plant with beautiful flowers. So, the initials of his name are RSA. In 2019 he would meet another RSA (coincidence or predestination?), a young woman from Nigeria, who is studying the art of film in London, Rejoice Samuel Abutsa on her full name. Together they made this autobiographical film, real, true, emotional, sad and happy at the same time.
- Wait until you'll see my tongue.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.